Upsilon Kappa Epsilon

KuraiKisu: * Peeks out from her orange blanket* Nah I am not a fanatic I just happened to need a blanket and one of my exes owed me money so she got it for me from the store. GAH I can be such a uke sometimes. Matter fact my sorority is kinda similar to the one in this story only in status of life lol aka the supposedly subs. But I got an evil side so thats one reason I don't have a mate. Too um Gaara-like lol. Oh well theres someone out there for me. So I am finally getting to the end of this thing. Not yet I want to do something in this chapter then prepare them for crossing over. That is a very relieving time shit I didn't even stick around I limped my ass out the place and went to my lover's hotel, she came to see my crossing over. As for the limp well not sleeping for over 72 hours then taking a shower in a slippery tub isn't too great but I digress to the story!

Chapter 10: Discovery and Retribution


Somewhere there is a pregnant woman glaring. What she is glaring at is a skinny woman holding the last chocolate cake. The same cake she was about to grab.

WHAP!

Ahem...somewhere there is a pregnant woman buying a chocolate and an unconscious skinny woman down aisle 8.

Same pregnant woman is just about to take a slice of cake only to see the empty container. She feels a tap on her shoulder. Looking she sees her little sister whose face is covered with chocolate.

“Hey sis what you doing girl I found this big ol' cake in the fridge and I just devoured it want this last bite?”

Poor imoto-chan she will be missed. The funeral is this weekend....


With the S.E.M.E. Pledges:

The 6 boys sat in the back seat of the van being driven back to the house. After the party the day before they were allowed to rest and eat. Earlier before they packed they were made to clean the entire house which took all of 5 hours of drudgery. But finally they were on their way back to the House, most likely to do more slave work. The only thought that kept the boys from leaving the frat was that there was only 2 more weeks of this shit then they could relax. Hell they were going to beat the SHIT out of Kisame and the rest of them. At least Gaara was determined to knock someone's teeth out their mouth.

Two hours after they left the secluded cabin, they arrived back at the Sigma Epsilon Mu Epsilon house and slowly departed the vehicle. The group looked over to their brother fraternity, it looked pretty peaceful. Seeing as it was Sunday the S.E.M.E. pledges felt slightly jilted since it was already evening and most of the day was gone. The Upsilon Kappa Epsilon pledges would be making their way back to the house in less than 4 hours. Two more weeks flashed in the dominant boys' minds. The four friends in particular made mental notes to make up for the missed day off again and again during the oncoming week.

Entering the house everyone noticed how some of the furniture was overturned and a few things were disarrayed. The house for the most part was as it was left but it was obvious someone had been in the house and TonTon had definitely jumped to action to rid the house of their intrusion. Pein looked about and told several brothers to take inventory of their prized possession. The pledges were ordered to clean the mess that was made and did so happily. It was better than being tortured any day. As everyone began to go about their duties a cry was heard from the social room. The men ran to the room, skidding before getting all the way in. The brothers immediately noticed the missing picture, their pride and joy, someone had stolen it and the older brothers had a feeling as to who were the culprits.

“Get me the phone. We've got a sudden meeting to attend to tonite.” Pein said not really looking at any one particular person. One of the brothers rushed off and came back with the phone handing it to the orange-haired man. The pierced brother dialed a familiar number and waited for it to be answered. After 3 rings the other end picked up. “Hello Sai, I think you have something of ours? We would like it back if you wouldn't mind.”

On the other line Sai was smirking, he was wondering how long it would take them to notice the missing picture.

“I'm afraid we can't just 'give' it back. You do realize how degrading that atrocity is to my organization don't you? And I would hope you aren't considering going to war over this. Brothers fighting, its a horrible concept don't you agree?”

“I agree entirely but it is our picture and I just can not let my brothers think anyone is allowed to take our things and we just lay there. How about we come over when your pledges are back, cause I have a feeling they had their hands in it as well. Then maybe we can come to an agreement that will satisfy both sides.”

“That sounds fair enough they should be back by 11 so I will see you, your brothers, and those lil pledges of yours at that time.” The two men hung up after they said their farewells. Pein looked completely blank but the spark in his eyes, indicated that he was a tad bit more than annoyed that the brother frat managed not only to get past TonTon, who seemed too ashamed to show his face as of yet, but they got a hold of the founders photo as well. That picture represented the dominance and pride of S.E.M.E. and to have it be stolen by the U.K.E. could not go unanswered. The main problem was trying to get back from the other frat without resorting to violence or other ill will that would disrupt their unity. But what would they do to get it back?


At 11pm:

The S.E.M.E. household made their short troop over to the U.K.E. house. The door was already opened as the men made their way on the porch. Sai smiled, sitting in a chair that faced the door way. He leaned his chin into his propped up fist staring at the men entering the room.

“Welcome brothers we've been waiting for you.”

Pein smirked as he walked through the threshold.

“Pleasure...” He replied. The U.K.E. pledges scurried about trying to accommodate to their visitors. The other pledges couldn't help but feel a tightening in their pants. It had been a while since they'd seen their pledge brothers in their indoor outfits. The boys groaned internally watching their counterparts twist, turn, and bend in those tight little hot pants. Monday they would definitely be on the prowl for the U.K.E. boys.

“We've discussed the situation and I think that you will agree with out proposition.”

Pein quirked a brow and gestured for Sai to continue.

“A contest...”

“A contest? What kind?”

“Well, more like a series of events, if you will.”

“Sounds interesting please go on.”

The two groups conversed over their thoughts finally coming to an agreement. That Friday both groups of pledges would participate in a series of 3 contest during the late evening. Whoever won the majority would keep the picture. But just to keep the other group satiated, they would be able to keep all the pictures taken during the night and the contests promised many worthwhile photo ops.

When the S.E.M.E. house left the pledges were in shock. They had no desire to do the things that were described in the lobby. Unfortunately, they didn't have a choice.

“I can't believe we gotta do this...” Kiba grumbled. Menma and Naruto nodded in agreement.

“Its all so troublesome.” The lazy brunette yawned as he followed the others up to their room.

“Maybe it'll be fun!” Everyone stopped giving Jirobo a look that spoke volumes, 'Are you serious?!' The big boy looked down and blushed in embarrassment. “Nevermind.”

They all got into their beds wishing they could sleep the week away.

The entire week went by almost identical to the week before limping and exhausted U.K.E. pledges included. And before they knew it, it was once again Friday. But unlike the brothers who were anxious, the pledges were filled with dread. The 12 boys were led to the center of the college campus. Sai and Pein stepped in front of the pledges, smirks firmly placed on their faces.

“Ok the first contest will be a relay race.” Sai looked toward Deidara and Aoi, who brought several trays over. They propped a table up and set the trays on the surface. Deidara looked over at the nervous pledges. They all were craning their heads to look at the trays. Sai looked at the boys and gestured for the long haired blond to reveal the contents. Deidara grabbed the cloth from the trays to reveal cock shaped popsicles . The pledges, all of them, looked at the phallic treats wide eyes.

“What the fuck...” Ukon whispered under his breath.

“No fucking way.” Gaara hissed. The bastards really were trying to get killed with this prank.

“They're really gonna try to make us do this aren't they?” Menma nodded answering Naruto's question. Sai knocked the boys' out of their thoughts, continuing to explain the rules.

“The pledges that get the most cocksicles into their bowl at the end of the field wins. But they will have their arms bound behind them and stripped of their clothes.” As Sai spoke several men from both houses roughly tied the young men's arms behind them. Eyes widened and hands clenched in response.

“You better win or else we're gonna take another trip to the basement, un. Deidara hissed into his little cousin's ear.

“Alright get ready...” The boys braced themselves. “Get set.” They eyed each other some licking their lips. “GO!!” The short haired raven yelled. The 12 boys tore off towards the table scrambling over bodies. Lips brushed against each other, tongues swiped against flesh, and kisses were stolen before the first few boys managed to grab onto a cold treat.

The group of men watching the race were severely enjoying themselves. Several snapped pictures while others laughed uncontrollably. They knew the boys were having problems concentrating on the objective when everyone around them were bucketed nakeded (YES I SPELLED IT LIKE THAT ON PURPOSE) and had frozen cocks in their mouths. All the more fun cause this was definitely a sight to see.

“Oh Kami I can't believe this shit. They're all fucking evil.” Neji huffed out, running back to the trays.

“Hey lets make it more interesting.” Sasori whispered to Hidan. The grey haired man looked at his red head brother with an inquisitive look. That was when Sasori revealed a water hose. He walked to the field and sprayed the grass until the blades were slick. The running boys yelped and crashed into each other as they attempted to run across the we ground.

“WHOA WHOA WHOA AACCCKKK!!!” Naruto crashed into Jirobo being bounced off the boy and right into Menma who fell backwards over a fallen Ukon. Kiba fell on his knees and was about to get up but sadly Gaara ran into him from behind.

“OOOOOWWWWWOOOOOOO” He howled as he was accidentally impaled by the red head. The frozen cock in Gaara's mouth shooting across the field into his team's bowl. Who would have foreseen that. Neji slipped and skidded across the field trying not to run into the pile of bodies. Without their arms they struggled to get back to their feet using others' bodies as leverage.

Laughter roared from the group watching. Even if either house lost, the pictures they got during the night seemed to be worth it all. After about an hour of slipping, falling, painfully unprepared impaling, running and crashing into each other, the pledged were allowed to get dressed. They were cold, pissed off, embarrassed, and a few like Sasuke or Kiba were either rock hard or very SORE.

Kisame and Haku walked over to the other side of the field, grabbing the bowls and counting the popsicle sticks. They spoke to each other and then looked up at everyone.

“S.E.M.E. house wins by two sticks!” Haku yelled out. The 6 U.K.E. pledges groaned before becoming rigid with fear. They could feel flames of anger rise behind them.

“ You will win the next two or you won't sleep until you cross over.” The boys looked behind them to see the brothers glaring certain death at them. They all nodded uniformly. Sai smirked watching the scene before getting everyone's attention once more.

“Next event will be football with a twist.” He grinned at the disturbed pledges and walked off towards the football field. The others followed close behind him.

When they got to the football field several brothers dumped clothes in front of the pledges. The boys looked at the pile curiously.

“I have a feeling the twist has to do with this pile.” Menma muttered.

“No really?” Sakon sneered. Menma cut a glare at the silver haired boy. Shikamaru nudged Naurto. The blond looked at his friend.

“If this is football then that means we're gonna need a lot of force on out part.” Naruto nodded waiting for the genius to get to the point. “Well we already have Jirobo, you, and Kiba. I can get the game plans going. But if we can get Sakon to piss off Menma then we can tip the game a little more in our favor.” Naruto looked at nothing, his face contorted in concentration. The lazy brunette sighed. “Then...we won't have to go to the basement....” Naruto quickly caught on then and nodded. Smiling, the blond moved over to Sakon.

“Ne, Sakon? Thats all you got? Menma isn't even concerned in you.” The silver haired boy narrowed his eyes. The tan boy was right, Menma didn't seem to acknowledge that he was being insulted. Annoyed by this revelation, Sakon walked right next to Menma. Naruto and Shikamaru smirked at each other. Mission accomplished.

“Hey you wimp you really think you should be stretching? You won't be much of a help to us.” The lipstick wearing boy hissed. Menma, by the last word uttered, was stiff with anger. Sakon continued to taunt and harass the usually calm blond boy, each passing minute causing the boy to tremble with wave after wave of rage. His pale features darkening with each and every word that slipped past the purple colored lips. The other U.K.E. pledges kept their eyes on the two. Shikamaru had already informed them of the plan. So as the other team began sifting through the gaudy clothes, they suddenly heard something akin to a war cry that sent shivers down their spines. Menma was officially like a bull that had just seen red, but the red was more like Sakon.

“What in the world?!” Sasuke looked around and behind himself trying to figure out who made that terrifying sound.

“I think that was Menma.” Gaara answered his gaze settling on the frail boy. He noted the blond seemed to be oozing with homicidal intent that rivaled if not surpassed his own. That was until he looked at the garments he had in his hands. “I'm not wearing this shit....”

Neji looked at the red head and then at the sinister men watching them. “If you don't they'll tie us to those damn beds again...you remember, the ones with the needles.” The thought of those beds seemed to dissolve Gaara's resolve but strengthen his determination for revenge. Reluctantly, the pale nutcase put his clothes on as did the others.

And once again the brothers were witnesses to some of the weirdest looking chicks they had ever seen in their lives. This time however, it was 12 boys instead of 6.

(Warning: Descriptions)

Gaara was in a red sequence tub top, black mini skirt, fishnet stockings, and black sandals. Since the twist with the football game was revealed to be the boy's in full drag, he also adorned red lipstick that matched his hair.

Sasuke had a mod styled dress that was checkered with blue and black. His hair was pulled back by a hair clamp covered in matching flowers. Like his line brother he put on sandals. (A/N: Actually sin they are about to play sports lets them all in sandals. Shit tis hard walking in stilettos...) The raven opted for light pink lip gloss and a faint brush of rouge on his cheek bones.

Shino was wearing a red dress that looked an awful lot like the one Strawberry Shortcake wore back in the day. His hair was pulled up into two ponytails with matching ribbons tied to the base. He even had a matching white frilly apron. Light pink lipstick on his pale lips.

Neji was in something rather...disturbing. He had on a leather corset with straps at the bottom that connected to the thigh high fishnet stockings. Not to mention he wore a pair of shiny black panties. Very much in the fashion of Dr. Frankenfurger from Rocky Horror Picture Show. The brunette even managed to have the same makeup. It was very unsettling to say the least.

Ukon...well Ukon was a total mess. There he was in a red and white plaid crop top with puffed out short sleeves and some short tight cut off jean shorts. He really looked like a country bumpkin. Even his hair was hillbilly-ish. It laid in two low ponytails at the nape of his neck.

(A/N: I'm getting a little lazy so lets get through this a little quicker.)

Zetsu, Zetsu was dressed as one of the ugliest versions of Marilyn Monroe anyone had ever wanted to see. He was wearing the white halter top dress. And damn it all if a gust of wind didn't rush under the damn garment. Why Zetsu felt it necessary to go commando, no one knew. But no one was feeling too hungry for a while. Well when they did their appetites disappeared once again when they saw what Jirobo had chosen to wear.

The big orange mohawked boy had on a neon green bikini top, that to everyone's dismay actually fit. He also wore a short layered skirt that everyone wish left a LOT to the imagination. It did NOT help that the portly boy's belly was pouring over the top of the damn thing. The entire group cringed when he bent over to grab his eyeliner. Officially, all appetites were loss and no pictures were taken of either boys.

The enraged Menma was dressed in a Sailor V sailor fuku for some reason. He had blush and a light yellow eyeshadow over his eyes. But it still didn't get rid of that pissed off bull look on his face. Naruto had a dress much like that of Jessica Rabbit. His hair was covered with a long red wig and his pouty lips were covered in a deep crimson lipstick. Shikamaru was dressed like Rainbow Brite and some of his hair was pulled down to make a bang. Sakon was dressed in a yellow ball gown like Belle from Beauty and The Beast. His hair was put into a bun and well he already wore make up so no one said anything to him. And finally Kiba, it must have been his night to shine. The brown haired boy wore the same velvet red dress as Scarlett O'hara, the harlot one which was just extravagant. Just like Naruto his spikes were covered by a wig but it was a curled brown one for him.

Both houses were thoroughly amused and the game hadn't even started.

{A/N: Look I don't know shit about football. So I'm gonna skim.}

The game started with the 12 boys facing off. Needless to say once the ball was snapped the teams seemed to neutralize each other. Which slightly shocked the S.E.M.E. pledges. But as Shika had predicted the scales were tipped due to an extremely pissed off Menma, who kept charging at anyone that moved, basically because everyone before him seemed to morph into his object of rage, Sakon. And the other factor being the tubby Jirobo but not because of his skills. Rather than tackle him most of the boys avoided skin to skin contact with the boy. So they just watched in slight disgusted fascination as his gelatinous body passed by them jiggling every which way. The wind trailing behind his large frame almost knocking them down.

So it was the two boys that led the Upsilon Kappa Epsilon house to victory. Besides the others played as well as they could despite the fact that they kept falling on their faces. They just couldn't stop tripping over the dresses. The S.E.M.E. pledges had similar problems on their parts. But their downfall was underestimating how bad the silver haired twin of their line brother got to their pale blond friend. It kind of turned them on to see Menma so aggressive, actually. But nonetheless they lost. Which left the two houses tied.

Sai smiled when he looked away from the pledges to see some of the brothers set up for the last event. They were carrying huge blocks of ice over to a plastic covered section on the football field. The exhausted boys stared at the ice. They really were regretting what was about to take place but if they wanted to stay on-line they all had to do it. Sai took his place in font of the group like the last two times and eyed all the pledges, an evil glint sparkled in his black eyes.

“And now the next event!!!”


KuraiKisu: Ok so i made a big mistake. I talked to one of my fans (I guess they are fans I feel kinda wrong saying I have fans but anyways) Now shes like Ino to Shika for me. I keep trying to slack off but she won't let me. So I have been updating more than I had planned to. LOL Oh well its good cause I will be done soon. Then I can work on this other fic. Well my roots are red once more so I am a red head again LOL YAY for me. Hope you liked this one the last even and preparations will be in the next chapter. Its winding down ya'll Ja Ne!