Upsilon Kappa Epsilon

KuraiKisu: Well, * cries * my favorite pen ran out of ink so I had to go out and get a new one and its not working with me *pouts * . I am so blushing someone actually sought me out to be a beta for them. I don't know whether I should be poking my chest out or blushing even more. Well I'm debating on how much fan art I wanna do for my next fic. Don't think I will be doing it for this one but if you want just asked. On we go. OH yea THANKS SO MUCH I GOT OVER 1000 hits I didn't think you guys cared hehehe.

Chapter 11: Traditions

Two cousins are having a conversation about two other cousins...

“Yea they're from Austin-”

“No they're not they're from Texas”

“......” Blink blink... “Austin is the capital of Texas......” The older cousin deadpans.

“No its not!”

Blink blink “....then what is the capital of Texas?”

“T” The younger cousin chimes.

Somewhere there is a girl banging her head against the wall wondering how the hell she and the little boy sitting on the chair in the kitchen are really related.

{A/N: *coughs * Actually the little cousin is really a girl and lets just say I am STILL smarter and shes over 20 now!}


“The next event is the ice seat!!! Hope you're ready.” The short haired raven glance at the 12 drag princesses with a calculating smirk. This was not going to be pleasant. Well, at least not for the pledges. “The rules are simple each pledge will strip down to nothing and sit completely onto the ice block. Last one sitting wins.”

The 12 boys grimaced and squirmed where they stood. It was bad enough cold water made them 'shrink' but by the end of this stunt they would be lucky if they would be able to see their nuts by the end of next week. They were jerked out their inner turmoil by numerous flashes of light and the uproar amongst the group around behind them. Pein walked over to Sai, looking over the young men in seeming disinterest.

“Disrobe and take your place in front of the ice blocks...” The boys all sighed in defeat and slowly took off the evil garments. In the same reluctant slow fashion they made their way to the frozen blocks. The two house presidents smiled at the pledges' obedience.

“Ok are we all ready?!” The group of brothers eagerly nodded as did the young men, however, they were anything but eager for the fast approaching torture. “Take your places and SIT!!” An universal whine wafted through the air as they climbed onto the cold blocks. Several yelped as their naked flesh came into contact with the ice. Finally, all 12 boys were seated and the waiting game began.

30 Minutes later:

“ARGH! Thats it I can't take it anymore my fucking nuts are frozen!!” Ukon yelled, slowly prying his skin from the frigid surface. It was reminiscent of one's tongue being stuck to a frozen light pole. The pale silver haired boy walked towards his clothes, each brother landing a hard punch somewhere on his being as he passed. Seeing this display seemed to give the remaining 11 boys more initiative not to move.

About 15 minutes later Kiba began to tremble violently before falling over leaving several pubes in his wake. Needless to say he was very confident that he would NEVER entertain a Brazilian wax ever! Just like Ukon his body was pummeled throughout his journey to his clothes.

Through the next 90 minutes pledge after pledge either peeled themselves off the ice or fell off. The brothers enjoyed serving them with multiple punches, few felt sorry for the bluish purple the boys were sporting in their nether regions. By the third hour only three boys remained: Shino, Naruto, and Menma. The two blonds being the closest held onto each other's hand, teeth chattering and bodies trembling. The two looked over at the masked brunette, their eyes were almost pleading for him to fall over. But the stoic boy just sat there arms crossed over his pale bare chest, defiantly. He knew neither of them would last too much longer. They had to figure out a plan to get their brunette pledge brother to concede.

The tan blond looked over to his pale grey eyed friend and gave the boy's hand a small squeeze. Menma looked into blue eyes focusing on what his friend wanted.

“We need him to fall or our nuts are gonna fall off!” Menma nodded as a stinging pain woke up from his groin.

“What ya got in mind?” He asked intent on getting off the monstrosity making his cock shrink into his body. Shino watched as the two blonds conversed, they periodically looked at him before continuing their talk. The silent boy was a master at composure but he silently wished the cold would overcome the boys so he could get up, the victor. After about 5 minutes the two stopped chatting and focused on him. He quirked a brow wondering what they would do.

The two blond boys leaned close to each other, as close as they could anyways, and began close mouth kissing. They never took their eyes off the brunette watching them. Naruto moaned softly sucking on Menma's bottom lip. Menma responded to the kisses by ghosting his slender fingers over the tan shivering skin of his friend. If they could have seen Shino's face they would have noticed the awkward expression he was sporting.

The brunette's body seemed to be at war with itself. Although the ice was successfully keeping his hormones in check, the sight of two of his close friends/fuck buddies naked and making out was not helping his body temperature. Shino fidgeted but he couldn't tear his eyes away from the two. They had moved from closed mouth kissing to exploring each others hot caverns. Small moans and slight whimpers began emitting from the boys. Both groups of pledges were thoroughly affected as tents appeared and blood flowed from noses. Shino gritted his teeth as he tried hard to keep his body from responding, but what the two blonds did next did him in.

Naruto moved his mouth down to Menma's nipple biting down and causing the pale boy to fling his head back making a noise that sounded like a mix between a moan and a whine. Either way, it was the last straw. Unable to restrain himself, Shino's cock tried to respond to the sounds. The clash of cold air and his own internal heat hit the brunette like a storm, overloading the poor boy's senses. With a frustrated grunt he keeled over and fell off the ice onto the surrounding plastic.

Naruto and Menma, although very heated, looked at the fallen figure of one of their four lovers, quietly. A second later the entire U.K.E. screamed and cheered, rushing towards the two still naked boys. They ripped the boys from the ice hoisting them in the air. Other than the stinging sensation from being stuck on the ice and then being forcefully pulled off, Menma and Naruto were relieved that they had ensured the U.K.E. house a win.

“Well might as well get ready for our punishment...” Neji sighed with his head hung. The S.E.M.E. pledges moved over to their fallen comrade and pulled him along towards the house.

“That was sneaky and low down.” Gaara grumbled. Sasuke smirked replaying the make out session in his head.

“But you have to admit that shit was hot as fuck!” The others didn't hesitate to agree with the raven. Even the still dazed Shino weakly nodded his head.

The victors of the contest were rewarded with the day off from chores. Sadly, that did not excuse them from studying. So they still ended up getting punished for not scoring a satisfactory score on their Fraternity knowledge quiz. They were forced to hold up the wall for an hour. Which was nothing compared to what their poor counterparts had to endure.

The 6 S.E.M.E. Pledges found themselves chained to wooden beds, cuffs holding their ankles firm against the surface while each turn of a giant wheel, pulled the chains around their wrist upward. Thankfully, the brothers took a little pity on them and only stretched their bodies by an inch. However, all the most embarrassing pictures were posted in video form on Youtube© (cool i made the character!). The boys didn't seem as bothered by the footage as they were more curious about where the HELL the men kept getting those fucked up torture devices. They had to have some kind of subscription to an S&M company, something!

Four Days Later:

The pledges were exhausted, so far the brothers were being ruthless with numerous pop quizzes and late nite trips to do volunteer work. The only thing that eased their broken bodies was the fact that they were a week away from becoming official brothers of the fraternities and being able to exact their revenge appropriately.

That day was like all the other days, that was until that nite. The pledges were in their rooms studying and testing each other for the upcoming quiz. They never noticed the brothers had snuck into the rooms. The boys didn't suspect anything until they were blindfolded, tied up, and gagged.

Out of the two houses a group of men dressed in all black carried out their squirming cargo. With oofs and grunts they threw 12 burlap bags with bounded heads into the back of black van. They themselves piled into 4 SUVs and set off to their destination. The drive led them off the main highway and onto a dirty road that led into the forest.

Three hours later, the van and the other vehicles stopped in front of an old decrepit house. The back doors of the van flung open and 12 bundles were pushed onto the ground. The pledges gasped and looked around in bewilderment as soon as the blindfolds were removed.

“Where are we??” Kiba looked about frantically. The other boys slowly untangled themselves from the others. Poor Shika, Shino, and Menma whimpered. Sadly, Jirobo landed hard on top of the 3 boys and had yet to get the hell off of them.

“Oh sorry about that.” The 3 whined as the heavy weight on them lifted.

“Troublesome.”

Naruto laughed softly before he heard the voices above them.

“Its a tradition that the week before you cross over the pledges are to spend the night in the manor.” The boys looked at the grinning men in disbelief. Haku smirked but continued. “Of course you can always refuse and drop the line.” This seemed to snap the pledges out of their shock. They didn't go through all that shit for nothing.

“Well bitches, your destiny awaits you.” Kisame opened the old door which creaked in protest. Gulping Sasuke was the first out of the group to make this journey through the creepy door. Not willing to look weak in the eyes of the others, especially any of the brothers, the remaining boys followed close behind. The blue man closed the door behind the last pledge and nailed a board over it. Almost immediately the sounds of questioning pounds were heard from the other side.

“Ah quit belly aching its just to make sure you don't turn pussy and back out.” The knocks slowly decreased. Kisame sneered and returned to the others.

“I don't remember that being a tradition...” Itachi murmured. The other men smiled at his aloof nature.

“Its not un, just seems like they have been going through the process too easily, un.” The long haired raven nodded in understanding. He followed the others into a shed where a number of TVs and monitors were set against the wall. “Good thing Sasori set the cameras up or we wouldn't have anything to bring back to the others un.”

The small group of men settled down on the seats that were set up for them. The largest screen on the wall revealed the main hall way in the abandoned house, where the 12 pledges stood taking in their surroundings.


Inside the Manor:

“Since we're stuck in here till morning might as well explore the place a little.” Kiba shrugged as he headed down one of the 4 hall ways on the 1st floor. Sakon quickly grabbed his shoulder in a tight grip.

“Have you lost your mind? Who knows what the hell is in this house. Don't forget the last time!!” A disturbed look flashed over the brunette's face before he shook the memory from his mind. He grimaced at the boy, knocking the pale hand off of him.

“One that was in the S.E.M.E. house, two no one has been in this place for ages, obviously and three I doubt theres anything in this over sized shack other than scrap pieces of furniture.” Kiba once again attempted to go further into the house only to be stopped by the sound of Shikamaru's voice.

“If you're gonna explore then I guess we should all go, it would be too troublesome if you got lost...” He rolled his eyes seeing the spiky brunette smirk in his direction.

“Fine, fine.”

“I think we should locate the bathrooms.” Naruto chirped. Menma nodded in agreement but yelped feeling a strong arm snake around his waist. The pale blond looked to his side to see green eyes looking back into his grey ones.

“Maybe we should find the spot we plan to sleep in first.” Gaara suggested as he grabbed Naruto's waist as well. The two blonds blushed trying to squirm free of his grasp.

“Look how about we just flip a coin.” Neji spoke but his eyes were directed to his 4 uke friends especially the two Gaara was busy molesting.

“But what are we flipping on? There are three options.” The plump orange haired boy inquired causing the long haired brunette to sigh.

“Well most likely wherever we go we are bound to find at least one bathroom. So its either find a sleeping place or just follow Kiba.” The group nodded while Kiba grumbled at the comment. Neji grabbed a coin and flipped it into the air. “Call it.”


“Heads” The red head said in a husky voice which sent chills up the two blonds' spines. A smirk quickly rose on the boy's lips as both arms were occupied by either Naruto or Menma. Kiba grumbled again, it was his idea in the first place, why did he have to wait for a stupid coin to decide for him?

“Tails! Sorry Gaara.” The red head sneered but continued to molest the two nonetheless. Sasuke moved over to the three snatching Naruto by the arm. The grip around Menma's waist tightened as Gaara growled. The others rolled their eyes at the two possessive boys.

“Come on I don't feel like playing referee all nite.” The dog-lover yelled as he made his way down the hall. The others pulled Gaara and Sasuke away from each other, separating the blonds from their grasps as well before heading down the same hall.

“Damn its dark why didn't they give us a flashlight?! Shit a candle would help. I can't see my hand in front of my own damn eyes.” Kiba complained. An unseen lecherous grin appeared on the faces of the 4 S.E.M.E. pledges.

“Hey who pinched my ass?!?!” Ukon growled.

“Dammit get from in front of me.” The raven growled back. Sakon snickered before he felt a hand smack him in the back of the head. He scowled in the darkness trying to pinpoint exactly where his older twin was.

“Shika? Menma? Naruto? Where are you?” Shino moved his arms around in front of him as he tried to get a hold of one of them.

“Right here...” Two pair of hands grabbed onto both his arms while a set of arms wrapped around his waist and a head rested on his back.

“Yo, I'm behind you .” The ponytailed brunette murmured only to gasp shortly after when he felt a pinch on his rear. “Who the hell?!” Gaara chuckled in response. Sasuke moved about in the dark trying to located the small group. A moment later he heard footsteps coming towards him. A smile grew on his face as soon as he felt a warm body press against his leg and commenced to rubbing up and down said leg.

“Someones kinda freaky tonite huh?”

The group surrounding Shino, the others trailing behind them, and Kiba in the front stopped to look in the direction of Sasuke's voice.

“Huh?” they all asked. Although it was a great opportunity no one, other than Gaara and the raven, were really in any kind of mood to fuck. So no one was sure what the hell he was mumbling about.

“What are you talking about duck butt?” Sakon questioned from a ways behind him. Sasuke growled at the stupid nickname wishing he could see so he could find the twin and choke him.

“Someone is damn near trying to dry hump my leg..”

“But no one is over there where you are .” Menma commented.

“There has to be because they're still doing it.” He insisted as said humping picked up speed.

“No, hes right I'm over here so is Menma, Shino, Shikas behind him so is Gaara. Zetsu, the twins and Jirobo are behind us and Kiba is further ahead of us.” Naruto explained. Kiba grunted in agreement, signaling his location. As did the others. It was a good thing it was dark because the look on Sasuke's face was not only perturbed but it was priceless as well.

Actually, quite a few people did see the look and were howling in laughter as the raven reached around his leg to the form deflowering his calf. Itachi smirked and let out a grunt, his version of laughing.

“Whats up with this?” He turned to Kisame who was trying to catch his breath. He wiped the tears from his eyes and looked at the long-haired raven.

“Oh that? Sasori and Kabuto made an aphrodisiac and gave it to Ton Ton a few hours ago.” A wider smirk crept on the pale face as he listened on. “They just dropped him in the house about a half hour before we pushed those brats in....” Another round of laughter roared from the little shack.

At the Manor:

“What the fuck is going on Sasuke?” Zetsu finally asked. The sound of the raven struggling and soft grunting filled the air.

“Something won't let go of my fucking leg” His voice was panicked as he finally ripped his limb away from whatever was fucking it. Sasuke stumbled backwards being caught by Kiba before he hit the wooden floor. A second later a small light illuminated the small hall way. The entire group looked to where the light was coming from. Zetsu blinked looking back at the others. In his hand a lit lighter.

“Why the fuck are you just now using that?!” Wide eyes turned onto a very unexpected place, Shino. No one had ever heard him yell at anyone let alone curse. This pledging process seemed to constantly surprise everyone. Zetsu looked at the masked brunette and shrugged.

“Well we were going to but we weren't sure it was needed, Yes we-” Naruto cut him off as his eyes returned to Sasuke's location. More like the location of whatever was humping his leg. Kiba and Menma simultaneously screeched causing the others to hold their ears, trying to lessen the painful noise in their heads.

“Its that demon pig!!!” The spiky brunette yelled.

“You know guys, I'm not the smartest guy...”

“No really?!” Naruto ignored the comment from the peanut gallery and continued.

“Is it me or does that pig have the same look on his face as Kakashi-sensei has when hes about to molest Iruka-sensei?” All eyes were on the pig.

“Shit! He's right that thing is horny and it was fucking my leg!!!” Snickers were heard throughout the hall way until the pig began approaching the group, drool fell from its mouth, its little pecker dangling under him. Eyes widened threatening to rival Lee's once again.

“Snort!” And with that last declaration the small, yet horny, pot belly pig charged at them.

“RUN!!!” Sasuke managed to get up and run past the others. Without another word the others went screaming behind him quickly catching up with the raven.

“Why...is it...that...everytime I'm...with you guys...I end up...running from...PIGS?!” Sakon panted

“Heh...least it...isn't rabid fangirls...!!” His twin answered. Ukon received a confused questioning look but it was brushed off due to the current situation.

“Later!” Ukon told his twin and continued to run.

The horny beast snorted as it chased the group throughout the house. Thoughts of all the pork dishes they planned to turn the nutty ass pig into, danced in their heads. Finally they were chased into a large hall way with two huge doors at the end. It was their only escape seeing as there weren't any other doors in that hall way. Kiba managed to get to the door first and began pulling and banging the doors. A few seconds later he was joined by the rest of the boys.

“Hurry up and open the door!!” Ukon screamed. He looked over his shoulder seeing the beast slowly closing in on them.

“I can't its locked!!!” Kiba shrieked. And just as the pig was about to launch, you'd think he learned his lesson, the door opened and several arms yanked the boys through.

“ACK!”

They were safe, not really. Bright light flooded the boys' eyes, they squinted until their vision adjusted. What they saw in front of them left them all dumbstruck and trembling from head to toe. Someone would have screamed and probably did but the sound was drowned out when the universal coos and exclamations erupted. Standing there surrounding them were the most embarrassing people they had met in their entire lives. There in front of them were Iruka, Yashamaru, Mikoto, Hizashi and various other relatives and family acquaintances, all armed with open photo albums.

“Aww you guys look so adorable!!!” The scarred brunette chirped. “You should see Naruto when he was little. Look, look here he is in kindergarten when he tried to eat a huge jar of glue. It took an hour to get him out of the mess. Oh and heres one of him and Menma dueling with their ahem....swords.” Iruke blushed but not as bad as the two blonds who squirmed against the door. Small snickers were heard on either side of them causing the boys to shrink amongst their friends. They wouldn't be the only ones though.

“Heres my little Sasu-chan, we went to the park and a duck in heat must have mistook his hair as a female!” Mikoto giggled. “It took a little while to get the thing away from the back of his head. It kept trying to mount him heheheh.”

“Well you should see this. Gaa-chan , his first time using a big boy potty. Oh and heres one when he realized he had a little wee wee! He wouldn't stop pulling on it for weeks. We had to tape his pants on him.” Gaara's uncle beamed while the red head's face soon matched his hair.

“Oh yea, well how about this one of Neji at his first day of school.” Hizashi exclaimed. “Every boy in the area surrounded him talking about what a pretty girl he was!”

“Zetsu was a funny kid too. For a year he kept trying to marry his self.” The bi-colored boy's aunt held up a picture of a small boy in half a wedding dress and half a tuxedo. If possible even Zetsu blushed in total mortification. “Funny thing is he could never agree on who would be the bride and groom so he kept switching sides.”

As the hours ticked away so did the embarrassing pictures. Kiba's sister shared pictures of him chomping on bugs, which pissed Shino off, and of the brunette sniffing puppies' butts. No one was safe. The twins suffered the humiliation of various pictures of them dressed as little girls. Shika accidentally getting sat on by Choji while he was napping in various areas, were also passed around. Not to mention the time Jirobo got stuck in the tube slide at the water park. Yup, the older people had all those memories captured in the form of photographs.


Loud agonized screams permeated the forest as several people pulled out slides. Laughter from the small shacked joined soon the screaming.

Needless to say the poor, traumatized pledges earned the entire day off and an all expense paid trip to the campus shrink. They sincerely needed the session and a few follow ups after the night they experienced.


KuraiKisu: Well we're winding down last chapter is next. And although I enjoyed myself and really blushed my ass off from all the pretty words. I am very anxious to continue writing my next fic.
Too Many Drink. Like I said its a GaaNaru fic. I already am feeling proud about it maybe I will get more pretty words. If not well I know I put my all in it.