The 'Million Dollar' Man

The 'Million Dollar' Man


::Chapter 11: The House, The Writer, And The Moans::

Sasuke pouted as he stared ahead of him, Naruto, the blond man, had made them walk to his house which wasn't that far, a couple of train rides. Sasuke couldn't care about the trains he just wonder why did they had to walk?


“How are you doing there Sasuke?” Naruto asked as they entered the stairways that leaded to the trains. Naruto didn't know how he did it but he manged to have Sasuke carried his books which left his hands to be free and stuff into his pocket.


“How long will the train get here?”


Naruto paused as he glanced a the subways clock that hanged from the brick wall. “It will be here in seven minutes. We can wait on the bench over there.”


Sasuke was already heading to the bench that was bolted to the cement ground, he dropped the books and his bag and another bag that had some clothes in. After school they had headed home to pack a few things Naruto packed nothing since he was going home.


Naruto took the right side since Sasuke took the left side.


“Naruto. What did you mean 'we're both good at hiding'?”


Naruto lifted his head up and tilted some what towards Sasuke. “I said that?”


“Yes you did!”


Naruto was about to answer when his cell phone ranged and music then words.


I'm miss American dream since I was seventeen don't matter it I step on the scene or- (Brittany Spears..she's crazy...Sakura's crazy..they go together!)


Naruto dug through his front pocket and pulled out his cell phone, “Sakura hey how are you doing?”


“AIN'T WE SUPOSE TO BE GOING ON A DATE!” Sakura was jumping up and down on the sidewalk where a bunch of crowds gather for the movie theater. A few people stared.


Naruto knew he forgot something. “Yea. Sorry Sakura, I kinds of forgot about are date. Right now isn't the best time.”


“Then when is a good time?” She pressed on, with a lowered tone this time. “Because I was thinking next Friday we can do something...”


Naruto lips thinned, he then glanced over at the raven beside him to see his hunched over with his hands cup his cheeks. “Next Friday is probably not a good time as well.” He scratched his side cheek with one of his fingers.


“What do you mean next Friday isn't good for you! You have a date with someone else, don't you! Who is she! Some slut you met walking somewhere or someplace!” Sakura now had her fists tighten in a powerful grip. Everyone around her soon back away, they knew when a crazy's around that they should just walk away.


“I swear there's no-one!” Naruto actually jumped off the bench and began pacing right in front of Sasuke. “It's just I have to babysit little Sasuke again!”


“Awww the little fellow.” Sakura gushed and blushed when the man she picked to father her future children together liked to babysit. “He was a handful taking care of.” She strike a fist against her hip, wiping her hair to one side before she continued. “Would you like company?”


“Umm. Umm...Sakura came you hear me? I think my barriers are dying! I didn't catch the last thing you said.” Naruto did some 'krrressss' sounds before hanging up, he then turned his phone off completely.


“Dodge a bullet there, didn't ya?” On the side lines was a pissed off Uchiha, with dark aura pouring from his body.


Naruto tch, “I could call her back if you really want her to babysit you?” He teased.


A blush from out of nowhere, appeared on the Uchiha face. He turned his head using his hands, “don't joke.”


'More Bad Jokes'


“Here we are. Welcome to my home away from home. Please enter and take off your shoes and set them aside while I'll give you a tour!” Naruto turned around with a full blown smile, his hands out to the side. He then tilted his head back to look at the see through ceiling, on rainy days this was the best place to be.


A moody Sasuke stood at the wide open door staring at the blond who began pointing and cheering at him while going over some rules that even he must follow. “Why are you always so cheerful?”


Naruto snorted. “'Cause I'm happy! If your happy then you must show it! If your sad, show it! If your mad, theres a closet with were you can scream and shout to your hearts contents.” He looked at the two stair ways that leaned to the second floor. “Now lets go find you a room.”


“Who knew you came for rich parents.” Sasuke whispered as he entered the house.


Naruto halted as he started climbing up the stairs. “I have one personal rule around here. Never mention my parents, you follow that and I won't have to kill you.”


Kill me?! Sasuke gripped on his straps tighten, he stared up at the moving back.

“Come on. Your rooms just up here.” Without looking behind him to seeing the Uchiha following, he didn't stop walking.


Sasuke blinked as the blond was out of his sights, he ran to the stairs taking two at a time. He was soon caught up with his probation officer as he went inside a room, that was will probably be his for the weekend.


'More Bad Jokes'


Humming as Jiraiya locked the cellar door in the basement where he keeps his precious wine collection, sorted by dates and the brand name. Pulling out a nice '75 from it's holder, he rubbed the dust from the bottle as he leaded back to the door to lock it behind him. A nice drink will get his mojo back into writing. It's been a month without writing anything that sounds decent, the only thing he could think was a high school and the kids drama and lots of sex and drugs. He could never find a good romance story to write, all the good one's are already taken.

He wanted to write a true story about he little nephew but then he needed his approval before he even came up with some plots. Maybe a true story was stretching it a bit, maybe one of his ex-lovers and the sort of work that he's doing.


Jiraiya just happen to walk passed a door with the lights on by the open cracks, he slowed down when his ears encounter voices, one he could as his nephew the other he never heard before. He tried listening in on their conversation...


“What do you mean, you forgot to bring extra shirts?” Naruto sounded unbelievable as to what he just heard.


There was some rustling before a reply. “Do I have to spell it out for ya?”


“Probably. Oh please won't you try?” Sarcasm leaked from the blond.


“S-h-i-r-t and with an 's' at the end which means more then one.” Sasuke sounded do happy at that moment.


Ooo. Good comeback. Jiraiya snorted as he had his ear cupped to the door.

“I'll get you some shirts tomorrow. Do you at least like the room?” Naruto voice echoed in the room, he moved slowly towards the bed and laid on his side with his elbow holding him up. His blue eyes stared at the Uchiha bent down, unpacking a few things.


“It's...big.” Sasuke grabbed a shirt and sweatpants from his bag and stood up, his head pointed up with his eyes moving around.


“Thanks. But I was talking about the room.” Naruto grinned on the bed.

Sasuke blinked back, he turned his head to look over his shoulder. “I did mean the room, that's the only thing big inside this room. Now where's the bathroom?”


“You just insulted yourself, just as much you insulted me.” Naruto gave a few chuckles before he dismounted the bed, he walked over to the door next to the drawer, swinging the door open he gestured to the raven. “Here's the bathroom.”


Jiraiya moved on before he was caught by Naruto or by the other person that was spending the night. Jiraiya headed for his room to get ready for his date, he just hoped she was a beaut.


'More Bad Jokes'


Night time fell. Sasuke was tried to sleep but in a different bed and different surrounds was making it harded for the young Uchiha. He tapped his fingers against his skin, he debated whether to get up and find something to get his restless mind from thinking so much.


Sasuke threw the blankets off his warm body, he padded to the door and stepped out. He wrapped his arms around himself as the night cold air hit him, he walked down the long strip of carpet that laid. Going down the stairs, he moved towards the kitchen to get a light snack or maybe a drink.


He stopped suddenly when he saw the light on the refrigerator door, with someone going through the contains. He cleared his throat and got a blonde women immediately turned around from being startled. “Principal Tsunade!” Sasuke stared at the almost naked principal, with only a white T-shirt and nothing else. In her hand held a bottle of juice.

“Sasuke? Ho-how are you?”


Sasuke deliverable looked away, “I'm fine. Yo-you?” This was just as awkward as when he found pictures of himself underneath Itachi's bed.


“Um I'm good. I guess this will be are little secret, we don't have to tell anyone about this.” Tsunade fidget with her hands at the back of her head, feeling loose hair. “I hope you have your homework done..”


“It's Friday, no teachers hand out homework.”


“I did not know that-”


“Pumpkin-tits where are you?” A much older husky voice called out, he came in with a bandanna over his eyes. Having both arms extended as they searched his way around using touch and hearing.


It's decided, this is the most awkward moment of Sasuke utter life. Sasuke creep back, still not looking at his principle. Hell he forget why he came done in the first place.


'More Bad Jokes'


Landing in Hawaii, Itachi moved from his seat and towards the exit door. It didn't take long before he was on the ground, jet-lag and all. A car was waiting for him, someone took his bags and placed them into the already opened trunk and then slammed it shut. He got in and soon after that the car was in motion.


“How was the plane ride?” A dark figure sat next to him, smoking a cigar with his window rolled down.


Itachi looked bored. “It was fine. How are things on your end of the part?”


“Couldn't be better.” The drive from there was silence, only the window howling from the rolled down window was heard.


'More Bad Jokes'


Sasuke had manged to get out of the kitchen as the old dude started grabbing onto his principle, how the heck was she where? He thought she would be still after the blond. He headed upstairs and then stopped, what did the blond do he wondered. He then went the opposite way from his room, going straight into Naruto's instead.


He barged in unannounced, well Naruto done it a few times to his room so why not go into his. The room was well lit as he saw on the bed a lump near the edge of the bed and at the top blond haired peeked out, he strolled over to the queen size mattress as he sink into the bed, a portion of the weight shifted towards him. “Naruto are you awake?”


Soft breathing was all he got in return. Sasuke shifted a hand over the blonds sleeping body and sank into the mattress next to his shoulder. He leaned down, his lips hover over the a pink ear. “Naruto!” He tired once gain to wake the adult up.


This time he got more of a reaction out of the male then he first tried. He bolted up and smacked heads against a raven over top of him. “Sasuke what the hell!? Why are you in my room!” Naruto shouted out question as Sasuke hunched over with a hand rubbing his sore spot.


“It's not my fault that you're a heavy sleeper.” Sasuke muttered as he stood up. “I came in here to ask you why is my principal here in only in a white T-shirt with an older guy with a bandanna over his eyes!”


Naruto flipped onto his back and stared up at the shocked teen. “Eww. I didn't need for you to tell me that!”


“So you knew about this?!” Sasuke clutched his fists, eyes narrowing.


Naruto bobbled his head. “I set them up. Tsunade wouldn't stop trying to go back out with me again.”


“You poor baby.” Sasuke rolled his eyes, he turned around and sat back down. He across his arms like a child would, he absentmindedly began looking round the room. Orange and red surround the room with there color. “What a room.” Sasuke grumpily said without looking back at the tan male.


“Like yours is even better.” Naruto shot back, he pushed himself up and straight stare up into the abyss hair. “So you saw them and came to wake me up. Why?”


“To see if you had anything to do with it. And I was right.” Sasuke dropped his child like manner, he sighed as his arms laid at his side. “Now I can't sleep thanks to you.”


“Fine. I'll go and stop them if it makes you squeamish.” Naruto flipped the orange comforter off and grabbed his sleeping shoes and slipped them on before leading for he door. Sasuke followed after the blond left the room. “Why are you following me?”


Sasuke didn't answer as they were stepping down the stairs.


Apon hitting the floor they heard bunches of hisses and cries which made them both stop. “Umm. Do I really have to go and stop them?”


“Yes.” He replied fast and easy.


“But what if I see flab of flesh flopping around.” Naruto looked horrifying as he image just that.


Sasuke shrugged, “that's your probably now it it. Now this would make you think twice before inviting someone like her over.”


“Hey! He was lonely.”


“Not anymore.” Sasuke whispered.


Naruto turned suddenly. “Okay. I want to go back to my room and hid underneath the covers.” He pushed passed the raven and ran upstairs.


“Pussy.” Sasuke called up but he was sure Naruto didn't hear him. After a while and some moans from the kitchen made the Uchiha ran upstairs.


“Did you hear something pumpkin-tits?”


“Could you get back to tasting me?”


'More Bad Jokes'


“Thanks kid. Now I can get to sleep.” Naruto sighed on top of his comforter.


“Good!” Sasuke sneered. He was standing off the side where he found a dressers with a few things on top, he looked at some figurines and some small cuff links with the NM. “Who's NM?”


Naruto was hard as stone. “Namikaze Minato. My father.”


“So your Namikaze Naruto?” He hummed.


Naruto snapped and sat up. “Uzumaki!”


Sasuke turned away from the dresser. “Huh?”


“My mother maiden name.”


“Uzumaki Naruto.” He pronounced every syllable. He deemed it was a good name, but why not Namikaze instand of Uzumaki?


Naruto hated it when people do that. “You have a problem with my name or something?”


“Nope.” Sasuke paddled over to the bed, sitting down on the end of the bed. He calmly looked behind him as he watched Naruto put up a defense, he watched the tan male got up on his knees and moved over to the pale male. He sat back on his knees and with Sasuke turned his head away from him, he placed hands over his shoulders, rubbing gentle. “The hell are you doing?”


“I'm sorry about the whole naked principle. I won't let my Uncle bring her over while your here.” Naruto said through out the rubbing of the shorter males shoulders. He licked his lips as he softly heard moans downstairs, it's getting temping and he didn't know if Sasuke was attracted to him. “Do you think I'm hot?”


“What the hell is wrong with you?” Sasuke threw his hand over top of the tan moving hand, stopping his right hand with his left. He shyly glanced over his shoulder, looking from top to bottom of the tan males face.


“I'm tying to be friendly.” He gestured to his hands, “and I wanted to know if you think I'm hot?”


“Are you insecure about your looks or something?”


There was long pause, before he leaned his face close to Sasuke. “I think you do. Why else would you be rubbing your hand against mine?”


Sasuke scoffed and then realize he was stating a fact, he flung his hand away. And set his face forward, ignoring the blond from there on. Hands were moving from his back, over his back and then over ribs, hands caressed over his flat tone stomach. Sasuke abyss eyes darter down, not letting Naruto know that he was looking by keeping his head still. His mouth parted as tan fingers move over his grey baggy sweatpants, the fingers folded the sweatpants over a few times as his underwear peek out.


“You do know what I'm doing, right?”


Biting his lip hard as one of the tan hands moved under his Joeboxers, hissing when warm fingers slide under his limp shaft. Licking his lips when Naruto pulled the pale link out, shutting his eyes and leaned back a tad, feeling a hard chest against his stiffen back.


Bangs fell over his heated face as tan fingers grip just under the head, fisting the head with a thumb over the slit, he jerked. Pale hands were on the comforter, gripping the fabric in between his fingers. He tighten his grip on the comforter when the hand slid down his shaft, he pressed back more harder into the blonds chest feeling him pressed back as well.


Jerking movement over his dick as the blond pressed his lips closer to the pale ear. He let the raven teen hear himself pant, as another hand moved to cup the balls and rolled them around.


Sasuke lowered his head, by this time he didn't care if Naruto knew that he was watching himself get off. He reflexed his hips as he dove into the fist, his feet planted on the floor aiding his movements. Legs came unfolded and slid next to his, connecting with the ground next to Sasuke's feet. His crotch area pressed against his backside, making the Uchiha feel the erection that the pale teen gave him.


Siding the hand from his balls over his harden cock as he still pump his dick, he laid his palm over the head and pressed onto it as his other hand stroked the pale erection. He circled his palm over his head, stimulating him, he even began pressed his cloth erection into the backside. Loving the ruff feeling that he was humping.


The hand that was circle the shaft head, moved to fist the upper half as the other hand worked the bottom half. The upper half thumb rubbed over the slip as pre-cum slid over the head, the bottle half moved fast, hitting his hand and then the base. Naruto bent his head and pressed his lips against the neck of the panting teen.


Cum started spurting out as he still pumped and rolled his hips against his backside. He moved his hands over his comforter and wiped his hands clean before he moved his hands to the teen's hips as he was slumping forward, what was keeping him up was his hands that moved inbetween his legs.


“Did you like it?” Naruto asked in mid-roll.


Before Sasuke could even replied the door to the room was thrusted open, both heads shot over to see Naruto's Uncle and the principle looking equal drunk. His uncle lifted an almost empty bottle of wine, “we both got some!”


Naruto looked unease as he felt his hands slipped as the pale teen stood up, he pulled his sweatpants over his limp cum coated penis back inside as he was walking over to the door. He slid against the wall so that he wasn't close to the drunk pair, he didn't look back as he stormed away from them. Going back to his room.


“Jiraiya what the fuck?!”


TBC

a/n ....been awhile...I've been busy downloading ALL Vampire Knight AVI's and a Yaoi AVI called Gakuen Heaven...the first episode wasn't good by the rest are! I swear a uke came to private school that have all seme's.../shivers/ I suggest everyone download..if you don't know it I'll give you the link. The only realize why I update and for it to be sooo long /3 thousand and something/ is that my dog had to be fix and it just freaked me out and I stay up all night with her in my bathroom, I was afraid the stitches would rip open and she would bleed to death.../yea I have problems/ Then the next day, I was going to take her out, she sat on her butt and I looked at her stitches and there were only 8...then I calm down and finished the rest of the chapter..and theres Yaoi! Thee might be Yaoi in the next chapter or Sasuke kicking ass..I'm not sure yet.

The vet told us she would had 9 puppies and she had a infection that would probably abort the puppies and killed her..so I just thanked myself for pushing my mom to go get her fix...

For those love 'About A Boy' I might have chapter three out....soon! (Just a thousand words left!)