Chrysanthemum

And Shikamaru gave him a blank stare, then shook his head. "Must be having a nightmare..."

neji poiutswed and wasw liek wut u don love me no more :(

And Shikamaru scowled and told him to quit speaking in emoticons and typos.

neji begun 2 cry :( :( :( he was HARTBREAKED ←♥→

And Shikamaru groaned. "Go back to sleep, Neji. Wake up when April Fool's Day is over."

but neji was mad ats him D: n wooldnt let him sleeeeeeep cmon sihka lol y the coold sholder

And Shikamaru twitched unpleasantly, then glared at the author. "This chapter will be removed later, I trust?"

An omniscient, omnipotent voice assured, "Of course, dear."

n neji was mad at that his TRUTH SELF wuz gunna be d3l3t3d li3k wh04

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The real Neji walked in then with a peach smoothie, yawning. When he saw the bambi-eyed, clearly effeminate, long-lashed, rosy-cheeked, cherry-lipped imposter of himself lying in bed, clinging to his Shikamaru, he paused. "..."

Shikamaru gave him a long-suffering look. "Help?"

"Hmm..." Neji set down the smoothie on the nightstand, then left the room as Shikamaru struggled to wriggle free.

The brunette returned a moment later with an Erase Card. He did whatever it is that Sakura does with her Clow Cards, then tore the card in half before crawling into the space the imposter had left. He reached out for his drink just to find that it was empty. "Shikamaru..."

Shikamaru smiled. "Mmhmm?"

Eyeing his boyfriend warily, Neji sighed before reaching over and running a finger over the shadow nin's upper lip. "You had a peach moustache," he chided. Leaning in, he replaced the finger with a light kiss before lying down. "Wake me when it's April 2nd."

"Will do."

"Good-night, Shikamaru."

"Good-night, kitten."

"..."

"I mean, Neji."

"Good."