Upsilon Kappa Epsilon

KuraiKisu: Well like I said I am a very lazy teme so of course I couldn't hold out for long. After thinking about it I could have put more parts from my own experience but I didn't want to chance getting caught.
I got caught in the rain Friday and when I got to the damn train station my hair was dripping wet and I could literally wring out my damn pants BUT the next day I got a cute pair of BabyPhat© shoes I have been wanting. So that was good. OH YEA I almost forgot I decided to do something like an epilogue right after this last chapter. I hope you like it cause its actually causing me to put in effort. Oh and yea some of the following IS from my hell nite just not telling which parts. Oh one LAST THING! Most of my blurbs are from my life especially the ones with my side notes but this next one is in NO way from my life, my oneechan or my aniki!! On with the chapter!

Chapter 12: HellNight....Initiation FINALLY!!!


Somewhere there is a teenage boy creeping towards the bathroom. Its 7am and he has gotten to the room before the morning rush. Seems that the corned beef and cabbage is taking its vengeance.

Somewhere in the same house a little boy has just finished watching a marathon of Lil Jon on TV. Highly influential, he goes out the room to try out his imitation.

Inches away from the bathroom door the now trembling boy holds his gurgling stomach and clenches his ass cheeks. Sweet relief a few steps away.

“YEA!!! WHAT WHAT!!! OOOOK!!”

Plop! Gurgle, Splack, FART!

The teen boy is now standing in rather SOILED pants head down and truly mortified.

“Hey boys time for ...OH MY..... GOOD LORD!!! WHATS THAT SMELL” A rather disturbed mother exclaims.

“HE SHIT HIS PANTS MAMA HE GOTS DA BUBBLE GUTS!!!!”

“....”

So somewhere there is a boy with a bar of soap stuck down his throat and a sore reddened ass. There is also a teenage boy not going to school today instead trying to contact a shrink to get over this traumatizing time in his life in hopes he won't kill his little brother later on. And somewhere there is a mother with a clothes pin over her nose removing the soiled pants from her home and trying to air out her house. The lesson learned is not to serve corned beef and cabbage on a week day....

{A/N: Don't even think about it that has NEVER happened to me or my fam! I don't take any credit for this one it was just too funny!}


About 10 sessions with the shrink later, the pledges were able to socialize with the outside world once more. Just in time as well. They were a day away from THE nite. The nite that they would finally cross the burning leaves into the brotherhood of Sigma Epsilon Mu Epsilon and Upsilon Kappa Epsilon.

The 8 friends finally met up with the rest of their group and decided to celebrate later that afternoon before they had to go back. They even invited the other four to join them. Against better judgment the group all skipped their afternoon classes and headed over to Hinata's apartment. It was a known fact that the place was rather large. Mainly because the Hyuuga family was a wealthy family and the domicile was meant for both cousins. But Neji decided to join S.E.M.E. and stay with his friends, so the female Hyuuga frequently entertained small get togethers at the apartment.

“Have I got just what the doctor ordered!” Kankuro announced as he pulled a clear bag with a green block in it. He had a very satisfied smirk on his face. The entire group's eyes widened which was very wrong seeing as Lee was among them.

“Hey we can't just have the sticky icky with out drinks!!!” Temari chimed in carrying several bottles.

“And we've got the munchies!” Choji chimed in, Ino nodded excited that they were all together again.

“Hey Kankuro let me break it down!” Naruto yelled. The brunette nodded throwing the green brick to the blond.

“Make sure to get all the stems and seeds out this time dobe.”

“Shut up teme! I know what I'm doing.” Naruto growled as he started breaking the leaves apart making sure to push the stems and seeds to the side. Temari., Kiba, and Menma brought out cups and snacks over the coffee table. Sasuke and Kankuro broke open blunts, pushing the contents into the trash. The others just talked with each other waiting for the fun to begin.

“Thanks Hina-chan it would've been troublesome to have no where to do this.” Hinata nodded in her regular shy fashion and offered her lazy friend a small yet sweet smile.

“I-It's my pleasure”


About An Hour Later:

Several people laid cuddled up together mumbling incoherent things which the others seemed to understand. Kiba sat next to Shino jumping slightly when the masked boy moved his foot. The boy looked at Kiba with a questioning look on his face.

“Oh...sorry I thought your foot was a cat.” Everyone looked at the boy before snickering.

“Oh thats it no more for you dog-breath.” Temari ordered. Kiba pouted before deciding to nurse his drink. Menma leaned against the wall looking at the ceiling fan.

“Dude, do you guys realize how cosmic I feel when we're together?” Naruto smirked before busting into a fit of giggles. He slid down the wall to sit next to Menma.

“I totally feel the same way.” Menma was about to cuddle next to his best friend when a pale arm yanked him into a lap. The boy's eyes widened until he realized whose lap he was sitting in. A shy smile crept onto his lips.

“Oh ...hi Gaara-kun.” The red-head smirked slipping his nimble fingers through pale blond tresses. Gaara quickly pulled the boy's head down and commenced to kissing the day lights out of him.

“Ahem...Although I would love to get footage of t his I don't think Hinata-chan would appreciate you guys fucking in her living room.” Sakura said. They all looked at the lavendar eye girl who was blushing massively.

“Don't worry Hina-chan all we'll do is kiss, is that ok?” Sasuke said grabbing Naruto and placing the boy in his lap. The female Hyuuga nodded slowly her face staying red as ever.

“OH THE YOUTHFUL COMPROMISE IN THE SPRINGTIME AND LIFE...or something like that...I don't know. Wait...what was I saying.” Lee stood there looking confused then he saw his tight green shirt. “You know what guys??!!” The others looked over to him. “..I like green!!” He shot the good pose causing a groan to emit from the room.

“Thats it we're going home!” Sakura grabbed the boy by his ear and waved to everyone. “We gotta do this again once you guys cross over.” And with that the couple left. Everyone was about to return to what they were doing until the sound of giggling and crying were heard. Heads turned to the direction of the two sounds. There in a corner was a giggling Jirobo and even more disturbing was Zetsu bawling his eyes out.

“Whats wrong Zetsu?” Tenten asked trying to avoid the jiggly belly of Jirobo. The bi-colored boy looked up at her and tackled her down to the floor crying even louder. Once more eyes widened. Kankuro was compelled to rip the boy's head off but seeing Tenten signal she was okay he sat back down.

“DOMINIQUE!! WE MISS HIM SO MUCH!!!”

“Um...who is Dominque?” The poor girl slowly unraveled the boy from her soaking wet shirt and sat back on her knees gently rubbing his back. Zetsu looked up in her face, tears sliding down his cheeks.

“He was the sweetest most important...” The boy buried his face into her arms causing the rest of his words becoming garbled. “We have ever had the pleasure to know!!” Tenten looked at the others for some kind of help. Hinata slowly made her way over to the two.

“D-Did he d-die?” She asked. Zetsu nodded which caused everyone to gasp all but Jirobo, who had rolled down the hall by then still giggling. Hinata moved closer as did the rest of the occupants.

“I'm s-sorry for y-your l-loss...” The bi-colored boy nodded again before bursting into tears. Just then Jirobo came back in the room still laughing his ass off.

“Why the hell are you laughing? Can't you see the boy is hurting?” Ino shouted at the boy which only caused him to laugh even harder. Ino was ready to beat the shit out of Jirobo. But she stopped when she heard his reason.

“Dom...Dominique he...he was.” He fell into another fit of laughter again keeping everyone in suspense.

“What is he?!” Naruto asked anxiously.

“He was a CATEPILLAR that he caught when he was....SIX YEARS OLD!” The boy fell over succumbing to his laughter while everyone else in the room sweat dropped and glared at the sobbing mess which was Zetsu.

“DOMINIQUE!! Why did you leave me?!”The others moved away from them, all but Shino. He stayed shaking his head and patting the boy on his back.

“I understand, totally brother.” The brunette mumbled.

“I can't believe that shit.”

“I got my shirt wet for that?!”

“Should've throttled him like I started to do...”

“Tch, Troublesome.”

Thankfully, the ordeal didn't last too long to ruin everyone's buzz completely. So the party raged on for a few more hours before the pledges had to report to their housing. By then they managed to get Jirobo to stop laughing. However, they had to knock Zetsu out. Hopefully, by the time they got back to the S.E.M.E. house he would have forgotten Dominique and possibly sobered up...

The Nite After:

The pledges of both houses were gathered into the lobby of the S.E.M.E. house. Everyone was dressed in black. Leashes strung from all 12 necks.

“Ok bitches..”

“Ahem” Kisame looked over at Kimmimaru who shot him a fierce glare which actually seemed to shake the blue man up.

“And ladies...” A growl emitted from the U.K.E. brothers but an impatient Sasori came in to save Kisame at the last moment as the other men were getting ready to attack.

“Look dammit, heres the deal. Tonite is hellnight. Listen to what we say, make it to the end of the fucking nite, and you can cross over. Yada Yada Yada.... There understand?!” Everyone including the pledges nodded dumbly. The red head rolled his eyes. “Good I'm gonna go sit down.” The annoyed man muttered moving over to a vacant chair.

“Ok first things first. You need to get to the old Sarutobi Field by 11pm its 10:15 now. Get going.” Kimmimaru informed them. The brothers left them in the house and piled into their various vehicles.

“Where is the Sarutobi Field??” Ukon asked. Everyone but Shikamaru and Sasuke shrugged . Shika sighed.

“If you guys actually took the campus tour last year you would know.” He pulled out a map and showed the boys the distance between the two places.

“Shit!! Can we actually make it there in time?”Kiba whined. Sasuke grabbed the boy by the back of his collar.

“Come on we need to hurry if we want to make it in time.” The others agreed with the raven following close behind. Halfway there they broke into a full out run. By the time they got to the field they were panting heavily. Neji brought his wrist close to his face and looked at his watch.

“Good... its 10:45...we made it in enough time.” He panted. The sound of a very slow clap came from behind them. They all looked back to see Pein and the others looking at them a strange glint in their eyes.

“Since you got here so early heres your reward....We'll start hellnight right now. Now everyone...” He looked at all the nervous pledges. “...drop!” The boys groaned but dropped down in the push up position. Suddenly, all the brothers surrounded them.

“Thats all you can do? You're worthless.”

“Just give up you're wasting our time!”

“You call yourself a pledge?? More like a bitch!”

The berating went on for about 10 more minutes. They finally allowed the boys to get up only to order them to run the length of the field while reciting various poems and songs that belonged to the houses. All their lungs were burning by the time they stopped. And that was just the beginning of the nite.

Throughout the rest of the nite, they were made to do more either strenuous, humiliating, or a mix of both, exercises. For instance, they were lined up side by side while someone in front of them would ask each one of them a question while at the same time someone behind them would try to distract them. If they weren't able to answer, well it wasn't pretty. Ukon and Sakon were too unfortunates that ended up running down a busy club street singing nursery rhymes, naked. It was really not pretty.

Around 5 in the morning the worn, tattered pledges stood unsteadily in a room in the U.K.E. house. It strangely reminded them of the math classrooms on campus. Slowly the brothers filed into the room against the walls until they completely surrounded the 12. Pein and Sai stood directly in front them smiling, well somewhat.

“Well I guess we've done as much as we could and you little bastards are still here.” Sai paused and watched with glee as a few of the pledges did a slight impression of trembling chihuahuas. “I guess tomorrow afternoon you can get initiated. But if you're late or forget your greetings thats your ass. Do NOT embarrass us out there.” The boys wanted to cheer, let out air they were holding, shit their pants, something. But they knew they couldn't, not with these sick fucks. They didn't want to give them any kind of reason to prolong the torture.

The pledges were led out the room and to their bedrooms. They were truly relieved to feel the beds under their bodies. However, they made sure to set SEVERAL alarms to wake them up on time.

At 12:30pm:

Ten alarm clocks went off at the same time, as usual damn near every boy in the house fell to the ground in a tangled heap of sheets. They quickly freed themselves of the sheets and ran to and fro to get ready. Instead of the awful outfits, they were informed to wear red or black dress shirts, depending on their frat, and black slacks. Thankfully, they had enough sense to set the clothes to the side earlier. One by one the boys managed to transform themselves into drop dead gorgeous young men, worthy to cross the burning leaves into the fraternities. Even Zetsu and Jirobo cleaned up quite well.

The U.K.E. pledges were led to the shared lawn in front of the houses, by Deidara. Sasori led the S.E.M.E. pledges. There in the front yard sat alumni, frats, sororities, and various family and friends, all to see the boys finally cross over into the brotherhoods. None of them would miss it for the world. Kakashi and Iruka made sure to be in the front as well as the various guardians of the other boys.

The brothers seated themselves behind the pledges and waited for the show to begin. Haku and Kisame walked to either side of the pledges.

“Greet!” They barked at the boys. The pledges nodded keeping their focus away from anyone's eyes. They all took a breath and leaned back slightly.

“Greetings to out illustrious brothers and sisters of the Greek Life. Greetings to the Divine 9. Greetings to the Honorable family and friends.” Each time they greeted a group they leaned back further. “And a HUUUUUGGEE..” They all leaned back till it almost looked like their heads would touch the ground then snapped back so quickly the audience thought they would break themselves in half or at least stumble. “....greetings to the brothers of Sigma Epsilon Mu Epsilon AANNNDDD...” Once again they leaned back. “Upsilon Kappa Epsilon!” The crowd was quiet for only a second, quickly bursting into a deafening cheers and hoots. When they quieted down the brothers barked out another order.

“Sound off!!” And just like that one by one they called their pledge names out and did their performances. When they finished they noticed a grimace on the two commanding brothers as well as the other brothers that sat in their path of vision.

“No, no, no!” The boys all looked confused. Haku and Kisame continued in unison. “Those are not your names!” The 12 pledges looked even more perplexed. Sai and Pein stood up and walked to each of the first pledges at the beginning of their lines. Sai started off holding his hand over Naruto, facing the crowd himself.

“Let me introduce our newest brothers of U.K.E. Brother Hurricane.” He moved to Sakon. “Brother Double Team.”

“Brother Ingenious.” For Shikamaru.

“Brother Beast.” For Kiba.

“Brother Quiet Storm.” For Menma

“And Brother Earthquake, welcome to U.K.E.” He said standing by Jirobo with a proud look on his face. The audience clapped for them but stopped when they heard Pein clear his throat. The man always seemed to demand everyone's full attention.

“I would, also, like to introduce the new brothers entering S.E.M.E. this term..” Gaara was first. “Brother Sandstorm.”

“Brother Duo” For Ukon.

“Brother Masked Silence.” Shino smirked under his face mask.

“Brother Chidori Echo.” Sasuke shifted somewhat.

“Brother Split Decision.” Of course went to Zetsu.

“And last but not least Brother Tranquil Fury.” Neji nodded his head approvingly of the name. All 12 new brothers bowed to the cheering crowd. (A/N: My line name is pretty cool too but my pledge name SUCKED!!! If you wanna know ask me privately my yahoo name is on my profile.)

“Now” Pein continued. “if you gentlemen would be so kind...recite 'My Brother's Keeper'”

The young men nodded and recited the poem in unison. Not one of them faltered. This is the point they had waited weeks for and they would be damned if they messed up even a little bit. When they finished the poem and were allowed to socialize. They talked briefly with their families and others Greeks then ran off with their friends to really celebrate. And of course, that nite they fucked like bunnies.

The boys did it. They were finally in the brotherhood. Through all the torture, all the nervous breakdowns, the trembling nerves, shrink sessions, shitty or pissed in pants, you get the idea. They made it. The only thing left was revenge... sweet, sweet revenge.

The real game was about to begin...


KuraiKisu: Well folks thats not the total end. I got a little insecure with this chapter I didn't want to put too much of my experience in it but at the same time I wanted it to be a really good chapter. Not sure but either way I decided to let you guys know what the boys did to certain men after they crossed over. I hope you like it. And I really hope you liked this chapter. I tried...