The 'Million Dollar' Man

The 'Million Dollar' Man


::Chapter 12: Sex Talk::

“Jiraiya what the fuck?!”

Jiraiya sat down on the unmade bed, he thrusted an arm over his nephew's shoulders. “Sex talk...I've never gave you one have I?” He sighed as he pointed his nose up, “I have enough experience in that department...though..never with another male. But I sure its the same.” He scratched a finger lightly over his chin. “NOW! The girls are wet...the boys are tight.”


Naruto started leaned away, he was startled when the principal Tsunade sat on the other side. She also placed her arm around him. He shirred as his shoulders dropped, his mouth open as he let out a small sigh.


“That's right Jiraiya!” She cuddled close to the blond locks, inhaling his shampoo that he normally uses.


“The sex its like relieving yourself of stress and discomfort that is placed apon your shoulders. Now it you do have sex with a women were a glove, not the kind on your hand.”


Tsunade interjected. “The kind that goes on your cock.” She actually pointed over to his half hard erection that was slowly going away, and it probably won't make an appearance in a months time. He wished he never got these two hooked up.


“Sorry. But we didn't get that far! Now would you two please leave!” Naruto pushed himself up, grabbing both adults arms and hauled them outside his room.


Jiraiya and Tsunade looked at the now closed door. The blonde woman looked over at her new found love. “What do we do now?”


“Have another sex talk but this time with the raven.” He giggled as they headed for the Uchiha's room to do some talking.


'My Life Is Over'


Morning was bright and blue, he had his head covered with his blue blanket, he throw the cover off his over heated body and began looking around. He sighed and slump forward, he was still at Naruto's house. Away from home and defiantly away from Itachi. He always knew his brother was messed up in the head and to go as far as that was beyond his mind capability. He just hope this day was better then the last couple of days.


Last night had been great.


The handjob part. The interruption hadn't been so great. He had been wondering what he was going to say to the blond, hoping that he would make the first tempt to have a normal conversation.


Sasuke moved from the strange bed, he dragged his feet to his duffle bag where he grabbed his shirt and pair of jeans, he forgot to bring another shirt with him and absolute refuse to go home and grabbed another one. He didn't care if Itachi wasn't there, he still wasn't going back.


He pulled off the shirt that Naruto have gave to him to sleep in, he slip his own shirt on and tugged his sweatpants off and replaced them with his black jeans. He went back to the bed and sat down where his shoes had been tossed over last night. Tieing them on before he walked out the room and was greeted by a mirror hanging off the wall in front of him, as he got a glimpse of what he looks like. Bang over his eyes, hair fell to the nape of his neck. He just looked awful.


SLAM!/BAM!


Huh? Looking down the hallway and from a drunken principal stumbling towards him.

She blinked a couple of times as her eyes focus on a dark figure, as they clear she realized it was Sasuke. “Breakfast is ready.”


A dark eyebrow was raised. “You didn't make it, right?”


“Nope-hiccup- Naruto did.”


'My Life Is Over'


Eating the breakfast that was placed in front of him by Naruto, he didn't look up as the blond continued to look apon him. Ignoring him as he picked up a fork and dug into his food.


Making the blond fluttered his eyes as he walked away and back to the stove counter, grabbing his plate of food. He walked by Sasuke and into the living room to eat alone. Maybe some time apart would do them some good.


Sasuke bit a little to hard on the fork in his month, he heard a TV being turned on to news. Jiraiya and his principal were drinking coffee for a pick me up, he dropped his sliver fork and stood up. Hearing a loud drag for the chair legs as it slid back, he moved into the living room where his idiot was.


Sasuke stood in front of the colored TV, blocking blue eyes from watching.


Naruto torn a piece of bacon between his teeth and chewed, “what?”


Sasuke looked away, “why are you fucking ignoring me?”


“Isn't that what you want?” He said. “You'd ignored me first and I just thought that I should just go along with it.”


Idiot.


'My Life Is Over'


Jiraiya tapped the end of the cigarette butt against his hand before putting it in his mouth and lit it up with a blue lighter. sat beside them as they listen in on his nephew and his boy toy auguring over what had happen last night. “I'm hearing a lot of cuss wording.” He cut in as the voices grew louder.


“I don't under stand. Why are they fighting? Shouldn't they be rushing to the bedroom?” Tsunade tapped a finger against her upper lip as her hand held her head up.


“Their boys...wait have they stopped?” The voices from before stopped suddenly.


“JIRAIYA!” Naruto's ranged through the house. Stomping towards the kitchen. “You also talked to Sasuke about sex!”


He drawn up his shoulders. “Well yea. How else would he know.”


“Stay away from him.”


'My Life Is Over'


Kisame waited inside his beat up black car with a cup of coffee in his hand, trying to stay awake as he watched the mansion to see if Sasuke or Naruto would come out for the day. So far nothing has happened.


His cell phone in his pocket started vibrating violently. He pulled it out and answered with a greeting. “Hello?”


“Kisame. What is the situation with the two?”


“Itachi- Well, they're at Naruto's home. So far they are still inside.” The other end hanged up. Kisame pulled the phone in front of his face to see in fact Itachi had hanged up on him. He clap the phone shut and placed it on the dashboard. “What is his problem?”


'My Life Is Over'


Sasuke sat still as he heard everything that the blond and his uncle were arguing back and forth. He slump down in the couch as he heard the words 'sex' and 'penetration.' “There wasn't any penetration!” He muttered under his breath.


He got up and stormed upstairs away from the voices stomping towards his room. Pausing as his hand grip the knob, he glanced to his side and found Naruto's door. He moved from his door and headed straight into the blond's room, stepping inside. He close the door gently behind him as he walked towards the center of the room. He looked around and remembered Naruto father's name, it was kinda strange that he didn't have his last name.


“Uzumaki.” He pondered. He stroll over to the blond's drawer and found the cuff links. Picking them up, glancing at them in his hand as he slowly walked backwards. Feeling the bed hit his back legs, he dropped to the bed. His pale fingers moved over the golden cuffs. He fist the cuffs and moved his hand to his side on the bed, letting them drop to the bed. He let his upper body fell to the bed, staring up at the ceiling.


“I'll find out your secret- Uzumaki Naruto.”


'My Life Is Over'


Naruto was frustrated with a hand in his hair, walking from the kitchen into the livingroom and found no Sasuke. He pause to look around before calling out his name, getting no answer, he headed up stairs. He jogged towards the raven's room, he pushed the door open and then stiffen up. He turned around with a confuse look apon his face, he peek out the door to found a open crack in his door.


He stepped from the room and closed the door behind him, he slowly walked towards his door, he peek one eye through the crack and found Sasuke on his bed, just staring up at the ceiling. Sasuke had brought his hand in front of his face with a small jewelery in his fingers. Apon realizing it was his fathers cuff links, his blue eye lowered. He pulled back and pushed his back against the wall next to his door, his fist clutched at his side. “Shit!”


TBC


a/n I don't know how many chapters are left of this story. But it's getting close to the end. As for 'The Bellboy' I have ch6 done. My beta has it and one more chapter before it's done. Blood Surrender is almost done. I know a few people want more chapters but I can't just do that, it's like two more chapters and then thats done. My other stories are not even nearly done, but I will try and get them all done. Here's hoping! and I was surprise with the votes on my profile. The 'Million Dollar' Man is the most fav of my stories and if you haven't voted go do so!