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Can't Live Without Love

By: SDRR
folder Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating: Adult ++
Chapters: 14
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It's The Pink Thing

I’M BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay, so I was never really gone; it just took a while for me to get my concentration back on this story.

Starry: Okay, here's what I intended to have: Naruto prepared Naruto and rode Sasuke, but still managed to be seme. You don't have to top to be in control.

One more thing: The Kyuu/Ita lemon is kinda rushed. And is pretty bad. But no one said you had to like it.

WARNINGS: the Uchiha’s will be getting more OOC by the chapter. Honestly, who could live with two hyperactive people and not have it rubbed off on them? Plus a little Sakura bashing. And I use insults from the anime, since I’m more used to those. (billboard brow, bushy brows, Ino-pig)

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Ch. 12: It’s The Pink Thing


Kyuubi pushed Itachi on his bed and kissed him before any protests could be made. Of course Itachi just had to put up a fight, for the sake of the Uchiha pride. The demon smirked when Itachi flipped them over and quickly took off their shirts.

"Looks like I'm not the only one excited about this."

Itachi's glare was useless for two reasons: 1.) Naruto and Kyuubi had become immune to any and all Uchiha Glares and 2.) Itachi's eyes were clouded with lust.

Kyuubi flipped them back over and took off their pants and boxers - and was very impressed.

Unfortunately, Itachi was (evidently) very sensitive to Kyuubi's touch. So all capability to fight back was gone as soon as he felt something warm and wet surround his cock. He leaned on his elbows and watched the red-head with half-lidded eyes as he bobbed his head.

Itachi moaned. It felt like something was about to happen. Something good, pleasurable, and never before experienced. Well, Itachi has never experienced it - he was always too busy training.

Kyuubi attempted to smirk when he felt Itachi begin to tense and removed his mouth. Itachi tried very hard not to whine, but he failed anyways. If people could see him now. (Naruto could, if he concentrated hard enough. But he was busy with other things.)

The raven was very close to begging. Kyuubi just stopped. For no reason. "Kyuubi..." he growled out, his mind having cleared a little bit without the stimulation of the demon’s mouth.

Kyuubi did have a reason for stopping. He wanted a camera. Itachi was making THAT face (see last chapter). But, alas, there was no camera. The demon shrugged; he'll just make sure he sees that face often. It wouldn't be hard - after living within a (loving) sex deprived boy for 18 years, he was pretty horny. Not jumping Itachi during their trip was torture.

A growl brought him back to the present. Itachi had sat up and latched himself on Kyuubi's neck. Kyuubi's intelligent thought? 'He's marking me.' After a soft moan, Kyuubi pushed Itachi back down.

The demon had conveniently placed a tube of lube - though no one knew when he had the chance to buy it - in the draw by the bed. Quickly spreading it on three fingers, he began to gently stretch Itachi.

After a few winces and the awkward feeling of having something up ‘there’, Kyuubi decided that Itachi was ready. Kyuubi gently pressed against the Uchiha, the slid in.

Itachi hissed; Kyuubi was bigger than the three fingers from earlier, but he handled the pain easily.

Considering the fact that Itachi has never touched himself (or anyone else) sexually before, it did not take him long to come (much to his embarrassment). But it wasn’t that bad; being as it was Kyuubi’s first time in over 18 years he came soon after.

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Sasuke opened his eyes and looked down to see what was clinging to him. Naruto. He was still there. “Naruto…” Sasuke whispered, not wanting to wake the other boy up.

It happened anyways. “Hm?” Naruto asked sleepily.

“Nothing, Naru. Go back to sleep.”

“M’kay. Night, ‘Suke-koi.” Naruto closed his eyes, but didn’t sleep. How could he when he’d slept so much already? That’s why he felt Sasuke tense. “Sasuke? What’s wrong?”

Unbidden images of Itachi holding a bloody sword had entered Sasuke’s mind. “What has Aniki been doing these last few years?”

“He’s been trying to find the guy that murdered your clan.”

“Then why did I just have a random image of him holding a bloody katana standing over two bodies?”

“Ask him.” Naruto was pretty sure it wasn’t his place to tell Sasuke what happened.

Being as neither of them could sleep anymore, they got up to eat breakfast. Naruto smirked when he didn’t see Itachi, who was usually the first one up, in the kitchen. Or anywhere else, for that matter.

‘Nii-chan must have gotten to him.’

Naruto was about to ask Sasuke what was for breakfast when he noticed, once again, how abnormally pale and weak the boy seemed to be. Deciding that Sasuke hadn’t completely gotten over his sickness, Naruto cooked breakfast himself and was delighted to find cup ramen.

Breakfast was mostly silent; neither of the boys knew what to say. They were still sitting there when a smirking Kyuubi and an Itachi that was desperately trying to hide a limp came down. It worked, for the most part.

The newly arrived boys – er, men, sat down (after Itachi had retrieved his cloak, of course).

When Itachi looked up, he saw Sasuke glaring at him. “Otouto?”

“Why?”

“Why what?”

“Why did you tell me that it was your fault, and why did you lie to me yesterday?”

“Yesterday wasn’t a complete lie; I really was out searching for Madara. As for blaming myself on that night, well it just came out. It wasn’t my original intention, but I didn’t have time to explain myself. At least it gave you motivation to get stronger.”

Sasuke glared one more time, then decided to ignore him.

Kyuubi looked at the youngest Uchiha. “Hey Otouto.”

“What?”

“No, no, no. You’re supposed to say ‘what, Nii-chan?’”

Sasuke raised an eyebrow, but said nothing. Kyuubi pulled out the puppy (Kitsune?) pout. Silence.

‘You know, I always thought I would die in battle, trying to kill some really strong opponent. But now I would probably die of jumping off a cliff, just because that pout told me to. Damn.’

Naruto and Kyuubi noticed the very slight change of expression and recognized it for what it was – defeat against The Pout.

“What…Nii-chan?”

“Nothing, I just wanted to hear you say my name.”

Sasuke wasn’t like Itachi. Therefore, he could not resist the urge to roll his eyes in annoyance. Kyuubi was supposed to be a demon, damn it. Not an older version of Naruto.

Naruto looked up at the clock. Noon. “Alright! Tsunade baa-chan should have told everyone what’s going on by now. I wanna go see everyone.”

Sasuke stared at the table, wondering if he’d be able to get out of leaving the house. It was his fault that Naruto left in the first place – everyone is still mad at him. But Sasuke didn’t have such luck. As soon as he tried to get away Naruto shouted for him.

“Come on, Sasuke. Hurry up!”

Accepting his fate, Sasuke followed everyone out and into the heart of Konoha.

The rookie 9 and Gai’s team showed up out of nowhere. The stopped when they saw Naruto and his three companions. But before anyone could say anything Kyuubi pointed at Sakura and shouted:

“IT’S THE PINK THING!”

Now, Naruto was used to this. It happened every time Kyuubi saw Sakura, including the Academy days. Yes, it was funny the first few times, then it got boring. But now that Sakura – and everyone else in Konoha – heard, it was hilarious all over again.

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Garaa looked at Kankuro from behind his desk. “What’s the pink thing?”

“I dunno, but it’s probably something funny.”

*
Inari looked towards his mother. “Did you say something?”

“No dear.”

*

Everybody laughed at Sakura’s expense. Only the two Uchiha’s and Neji managed to fight back the giggles that were threatening to spill out of their mouths – even if they still smirked in amusement. Well, Sasuke had his head buried in Itachi’s chest trying to hide the few that did force their way out. He never did like Sakura, so any insult amused him.

Said ‘pink thing’ glared at Kyuubi. “And who are you? Who the hell walks around with fox ears and a tail?”

And here Naruto thought Tsunade would have told them by now.

Ino looked at Sakura like she was an idiot. “Were you paying any attention to Tsunade-sama earlier?”

No, she wasn’t. She was too focused on going to visit Sasuke today.

Naruto, Sasuke, and Itachi stopped laughing immediately, all dreading the answer to Sakura’s question.

Kyuubi smiled his fox-smile. “Glad you asked, Pinky.”

Clearing his throat and standing up straighter, Kyuubi continued. “I am the great Kyuubi no Kitsune, the most powerful and beautiful demon, alive or otherwise, in the entire Naruto-verse! In my demon form I have silky red fur, perfect claws, nine fluffy tails, and taller than the Hokage Tower! In my human form I have smooth red hair, manicured mini-claws, the perfect shade of tanned skin, one fluffy tail, two fluffy ears, and red eyes that glint in the light. I am the king of pranksters and smarter than everyone combined.”

Everybody sweat-dropped.


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Okay. Being as I want to get this out a.s.a.p., I’m going to cut it off here.

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