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Adult ++
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14
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The Naruto Ramen Surprise
I just watched one of the filler episodes (Like, episode 196 or something), but one of the side characters looks just like Sasuke’s aunt.
This chapter serves little purpose except give me a reason to write this random idea that I didn’t feel like putting in a oneshot. And to explain exactly why Kisame is blue. And it’s not very long, but I’m sure you’ll live.
WARNINGS: Bad attempt at humor, Uchiha OOC (though I have warned you before), an OC that you will never hear of again, things that have no point, and things that probably only makes sense in my mind.
And to my reviewers, it's people like you that make me happy.
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Ch 13: The Naruto Ramen Surprise
Ichiraku’s Ramen suddenly got very busy. So busy, in fact, that over half of the group ended up outside. The little ramen stall just wasn’t meant for 14 people. And since it was all on Sasuke – not that he ever actually agreed – Naruto and Choji made it their mission to try every flavor five times.
“One more shrimp ramen, please!” Naruto called out.
“It’s almost done, Naru-chan,” Ayame said over her shoulder. Naruto pouted a little at the name ‘Naru-chan,’ but ignored it. A big bowl of ramen set in front of him.
“This isn’t shrimp.”
“Of course it isn’t. We call it ‘The Naruto Ramen Surprise’. We were going to give it to you a few months ago, but you were…busy.” Ayame didn’t want to ruin the happy atmosphere by reminding them about Naruto’s absence.
“You named ramen after me? Awesome!”
Itachi decided against mentioning that there was naruto in it. “What’s the surprise?” he asked.
Ayame giggled. “Have some and find out.” Everyone decided that they had enough room left for one more bowl – even Ino, who earlier claimed she was on a diet and wouldn’t eat more than one bowl.
The surprise? Ayame must have been trained in…something. Or just randomly experimented, but the end result really was a surprise. Ten minutes later had a ramen stall full of blue-eyed blonds. It had no effect on Naruto, of course, and very little on Ino. Most of them just laughed it off (except for the ‘troublesome’ Shikamaru).
Itachi, however, had a different reaction. As he laughed at the look on Sasuke’s face, he caught a glimpse of his own long, silky hair. But it wasn’t black anymore. It, too, had turned blonde. Amidst all the laughter, only one person heard the small, barely muffled scream of terror that escaped the oldest Uchiha’s mouth.
“My hair. My beautiful hair.” Itachi seemed close to tears.
Ayame caught the expression on Itachi’s face. “Don’t worry. Your hair – along with your eyes - will change back within the next half hour.”
“Half…hour?” Itachi had forgotten that his eyes had changed, too. “Otouto, do I look okay? I mean, with blond hair and blue eyes? It really doesn’t match my complexion, you know.”
“Aniki, calm down. Everyone looks like that. And you look just like I do, only with longer hair.”
“I look horrible!”
Sasuke’s eyebrow twitched. “Thanks for your support.”
Naruto decided it was time to voice his opinion. “That was great, Ayame-chan. How’d you do it?”
With a triumphant smile, Ayame said, “Toukai was my mother. I picked up a few tricks from her.”
Naruto’s eyes went wide in awe. “THE Toukai? The one who kept changing the way people looked but could never get caught doing it?” He never met her in person, being as she died during the Kyuubi attack, but her name was practically worshiped among pranksters like him.
“That’s the one.”
“Wow.” Naruto slipped into his own world as he imagined what it would be like to be friends with the Goddess of Pranksters in human form. Yes, he may be over exaggerating her power, but that wasn’t the point.
Itachi was sure he heard the name before. He resisted the urge to laugh when he remembered. Toukai was the reason that Kisame was blue. “Toukai sure was destructive,” he said under his breath. (Toukai = destruction.)
“The ramen tasted great, too,” Choji said. There were many sounds of agreement.
*****
The group got many stares as they walked down the street – blonde wasn’t a common hair color in Konoha. As a promise to Ayame, they didn’t tell anyone how it happened. Which only served to make people even more curious.
When everybody caught up with Naruto, Kyuubi, and Itachi (and pretty much ignored Sasuke) the four boys went home.
“Well, I had a great time today. What about you, Sasuke?” Naruto asked as he glanced at his new boyfriend.
“Hn.” He was tired and it showed. Evidently Sasuke wasn’t feeling as well as he claimed – or someone that was still mad at him drugged his ramen. That possibility couldn’t be ruled out. Hinata was good at making medicine.
Itachi looked him over. “You’ve had a long day for someone that’s been sick for a while. As your older brother I order you to go get some rest.”
“Hn.” Sasuke headed upstairs, inwardly smiling his thanks. Trust an Uchiha to make sure another one doesn’t lose his dignity. It was dark already anyways.
“Well, we should be going to bed too. The villagers don’t seem to like me too much,” Kyuubi said.
“What does that have to do with sleep?” Naruto asked.
The fox demon only smirked and glanced at Itachi. Said Uchiha caught the look – and wasn’t about to complain. He silently walked upstairs and Kyuubi followed.
“Right. Well, I guess I’ll be going to bed too, then.” Naruto made his way to the room he shared with Sasuke. His room. Sasuke’s room. ‘Our room.’ He smiled at the thought.
This chapter serves little purpose except give me a reason to write this random idea that I didn’t feel like putting in a oneshot. And to explain exactly why Kisame is blue. And it’s not very long, but I’m sure you’ll live.
WARNINGS: Bad attempt at humor, Uchiha OOC (though I have warned you before), an OC that you will never hear of again, things that have no point, and things that probably only makes sense in my mind.
And to my reviewers, it's people like you that make me happy.
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Ch 13: The Naruto Ramen Surprise
Ichiraku’s Ramen suddenly got very busy. So busy, in fact, that over half of the group ended up outside. The little ramen stall just wasn’t meant for 14 people. And since it was all on Sasuke – not that he ever actually agreed – Naruto and Choji made it their mission to try every flavor five times.
“One more shrimp ramen, please!” Naruto called out.
“It’s almost done, Naru-chan,” Ayame said over her shoulder. Naruto pouted a little at the name ‘Naru-chan,’ but ignored it. A big bowl of ramen set in front of him.
“This isn’t shrimp.”
“Of course it isn’t. We call it ‘The Naruto Ramen Surprise’. We were going to give it to you a few months ago, but you were…busy.” Ayame didn’t want to ruin the happy atmosphere by reminding them about Naruto’s absence.
“You named ramen after me? Awesome!”
Itachi decided against mentioning that there was naruto in it. “What’s the surprise?” he asked.
Ayame giggled. “Have some and find out.” Everyone decided that they had enough room left for one more bowl – even Ino, who earlier claimed she was on a diet and wouldn’t eat more than one bowl.
The surprise? Ayame must have been trained in…something. Or just randomly experimented, but the end result really was a surprise. Ten minutes later had a ramen stall full of blue-eyed blonds. It had no effect on Naruto, of course, and very little on Ino. Most of them just laughed it off (except for the ‘troublesome’ Shikamaru).
Itachi, however, had a different reaction. As he laughed at the look on Sasuke’s face, he caught a glimpse of his own long, silky hair. But it wasn’t black anymore. It, too, had turned blonde. Amidst all the laughter, only one person heard the small, barely muffled scream of terror that escaped the oldest Uchiha’s mouth.
“My hair. My beautiful hair.” Itachi seemed close to tears.
Ayame caught the expression on Itachi’s face. “Don’t worry. Your hair – along with your eyes - will change back within the next half hour.”
“Half…hour?” Itachi had forgotten that his eyes had changed, too. “Otouto, do I look okay? I mean, with blond hair and blue eyes? It really doesn’t match my complexion, you know.”
“Aniki, calm down. Everyone looks like that. And you look just like I do, only with longer hair.”
“I look horrible!”
Sasuke’s eyebrow twitched. “Thanks for your support.”
Naruto decided it was time to voice his opinion. “That was great, Ayame-chan. How’d you do it?”
With a triumphant smile, Ayame said, “Toukai was my mother. I picked up a few tricks from her.”
Naruto’s eyes went wide in awe. “THE Toukai? The one who kept changing the way people looked but could never get caught doing it?” He never met her in person, being as she died during the Kyuubi attack, but her name was practically worshiped among pranksters like him.
“That’s the one.”
“Wow.” Naruto slipped into his own world as he imagined what it would be like to be friends with the Goddess of Pranksters in human form. Yes, he may be over exaggerating her power, but that wasn’t the point.
Itachi was sure he heard the name before. He resisted the urge to laugh when he remembered. Toukai was the reason that Kisame was blue. “Toukai sure was destructive,” he said under his breath. (Toukai = destruction.)
“The ramen tasted great, too,” Choji said. There were many sounds of agreement.
*****
The group got many stares as they walked down the street – blonde wasn’t a common hair color in Konoha. As a promise to Ayame, they didn’t tell anyone how it happened. Which only served to make people even more curious.
When everybody caught up with Naruto, Kyuubi, and Itachi (and pretty much ignored Sasuke) the four boys went home.
“Well, I had a great time today. What about you, Sasuke?” Naruto asked as he glanced at his new boyfriend.
“Hn.” He was tired and it showed. Evidently Sasuke wasn’t feeling as well as he claimed – or someone that was still mad at him drugged his ramen. That possibility couldn’t be ruled out. Hinata was good at making medicine.
Itachi looked him over. “You’ve had a long day for someone that’s been sick for a while. As your older brother I order you to go get some rest.”
“Hn.” Sasuke headed upstairs, inwardly smiling his thanks. Trust an Uchiha to make sure another one doesn’t lose his dignity. It was dark already anyways.
“Well, we should be going to bed too. The villagers don’t seem to like me too much,” Kyuubi said.
“What does that have to do with sleep?” Naruto asked.
The fox demon only smirked and glanced at Itachi. Said Uchiha caught the look – and wasn’t about to complain. He silently walked upstairs and Kyuubi followed.
“Right. Well, I guess I’ll be going to bed too, then.” Naruto made his way to the room he shared with Sasuke. His room. Sasuke’s room. ‘Our room.’ He smiled at the thought.