The Things That Don't Match
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Adult +
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You Like Me, Why?
Chapter 13
Naruto was in the kitchen loading the dishes from lunch when a man came into the kitchen with a plate and cup in his hands.
“Just set it over there,” Naruto nodded to the pile of dirty dishes beside him, not even bothering to look up.
The man set it down with the other dirty dishes and asked, “Were you the one that made lunch?”
Naruto nodded and continued adding dishes to the dishwasher, “Yeah.”
The man stepped closer, “Thank you, it was delicious.”
Naruto stopped what he was doing and straightened up, “You’re welcome.”
He looked at the man and his eyebrows rose when he saw a man the same height as him with mid-back almost white hair and green eyes with red lining the lower lids.
“Is your hair colour real?” Naruto blurted out.
A thin brow the same colour as his hair rose and the man replied back, “Is yours?”
Naruto bristled, “Yes, it is.”
The man smirked, “As is mine.”
Naruto blinked at him, “And the?” Naruto fingered his lower lid, “What’s the red stuff, eyeshadow?”
The man shook his head, “Cosmetic tattoos.”
“Oh, so they’re permanent?”
The man nodded.
“Do you have a name? I don’t want to keep calling you ‘the man’ in my head.”
The man’s lips twitched, “Kimimaro Kaguya.”
Naruto smiled, “Naruto Uzamaki, I’d shake your hand but mine are kind of dirty.”
“I’ll settle for a spar instead. It’s nice to finally meet Kyuubi’s heir, I’m always on missions when you’re over.”
“And what do you do for Kyuubi?”
“I kill people. Sometimes I gather information but I’m an assassin,” Kimimaro shrugged.
“Hmm, then I guess it will be worth sparring with you. I’ll look forward to it,” Naruto started loading the dishwasher again and Kimimaro took it as the dismissal it was.
***
Kimimaro had been watching him. Naruto could feel his eyes on him in most of the time and generally Kimimaro didn’t bother to hide it. Naruto wasn’t sure if he should be creeped out or annoyed. That he was being watched this blatantly said that Kimimaro was interested in him or was plotting something.
“Do you plan to watch me all day?” Naruto called out.
Kimamaro stepped out from around the corner, he was wearing a pair of sweatpants and a wife beater, his hair was in a high ponytail.
“Not really,” he answered, “Are you up for a spar?”
Naruto nodded, he was planning on going to the gym anyway, he’d just need to rearrange the order in which he planned to go. Naruto started in the direction of the gym, “Let’s go.
Naruto kicked Kimimaro into the wall and high kicked where his head was. Kimimaro dodged and the wooden panelling where his head had been cracked and some of it fell to the ground. The two of them had been sparring for a while.
The two were perfectly silent as they fought with the exception of their breathing, preferring to conserve energy rather than wasting it on talking. They exchanged a flurry of punches before jumping back and going at the other again.
The blonde dodged a right-left-kick combo, jumping over the kick and elbowing Kimimaro hard in the back of his neck. The long haired man went down before punching Naruto in the gut, when he stood up again his hair was in disarray.
They fought silently for a while longer before they both stopped, opposite of each other, panting.
“You were holding back,” Kimimaro stated.
Naruto nodded, “As were you. Isn’t that the point of sparring?”
Kimimaro seemed to get what he was saying, “We’ll have to try that sometime with weapons.”
Naruto smiled and it was all teeth, “That would be fun.”
Suddenly Kimimaro spanned the distance between the two of them and wrapped a hand around the back of Naruto’s neck, kissing him almost violently. Naruto responded to the kiss almost as if a live wire had run through him. He shuddered and carded a hand through Kimimaro’s hair, pulling it out of its tie and letting fall around them.
He groaned into the kiss nipping at Kimimaro’s lips and pulling him closer at the hint of blood he tasted. Kimimaro’s tongue invaded his mouth and he leaned against Naruto’s wider body. The kiss turned into a languid, relaxed stroke of tongues as they slowly pulled apart breathing slightly fast.
Naruto raised an eyebrow and looked at Kimimaro, “Well, that was a surprise.”
Kimimaro shrugged, “Fighting with you was hot. Is there anything objectionable in taking things further?”
Naruto stared at him silently for a moment, “What exactly do you want?”
“You.”
Naruto looked into his eyes a while longer before the corner of his mouth kicked up, “Why not? Let’s see where this will take us.”
A/N: I bet you guys weren't expecting that when you read the chapter title. Sorry for the lateness, I'll try and make it up to everyone by updating the next two chapters in three day intervals- hopefully. So let me know what you think about this new progression.
AngelTalion: LOL. Speaking of Christmas you probably won't see any updates then since I'll be in another country visiting family. I'll do what I can before then though. Oh and I am bribe-able, I'm sure you can figure out what it would take for me to update more often. After all, it's not like I have a shortage of ideas when it comes to this story. But yeah, wish granted; I've written more and you'll get the next chapter soon.
animelover: Thank you, I do aim for different.
NarutoVixin: Ah, yes. I apologize about that, I didn't realize I was getting so sloppy. It's the problem of reading over your own work, you overlook things because you know what should be there. I have done some editing so it should be better even if I haven't caught them all yet.
NarutoVixin: Excellent. You're welcome. I'm quite fond of my anons. So I wonder if that means that both (or perhaps more) of you have impeccable timing. More that he's seen a lot of blood so he deals in blood; by way of life I meant the fighting that he does is in his blood. You'll see what his parents occupations were in the future. Naruto decided to be kickass on his own, he just went and took over my fingers when they were on the keyboard.
Anon: Thank you for confirming. You're welcome, I figured everyone could use the background info. Kyuubi's also the devil on his shoulder, without him Naruto would try to be all good.
Naruto was in the kitchen loading the dishes from lunch when a man came into the kitchen with a plate and cup in his hands.
“Just set it over there,” Naruto nodded to the pile of dirty dishes beside him, not even bothering to look up.
The man set it down with the other dirty dishes and asked, “Were you the one that made lunch?”
Naruto nodded and continued adding dishes to the dishwasher, “Yeah.”
The man stepped closer, “Thank you, it was delicious.”
Naruto stopped what he was doing and straightened up, “You’re welcome.”
He looked at the man and his eyebrows rose when he saw a man the same height as him with mid-back almost white hair and green eyes with red lining the lower lids.
“Is your hair colour real?” Naruto blurted out.
A thin brow the same colour as his hair rose and the man replied back, “Is yours?”
Naruto bristled, “Yes, it is.”
The man smirked, “As is mine.”
Naruto blinked at him, “And the?” Naruto fingered his lower lid, “What’s the red stuff, eyeshadow?”
The man shook his head, “Cosmetic tattoos.”
“Oh, so they’re permanent?”
The man nodded.
“Do you have a name? I don’t want to keep calling you ‘the man’ in my head.”
The man’s lips twitched, “Kimimaro Kaguya.”
Naruto smiled, “Naruto Uzamaki, I’d shake your hand but mine are kind of dirty.”
“I’ll settle for a spar instead. It’s nice to finally meet Kyuubi’s heir, I’m always on missions when you’re over.”
“And what do you do for Kyuubi?”
“I kill people. Sometimes I gather information but I’m an assassin,” Kimimaro shrugged.
“Hmm, then I guess it will be worth sparring with you. I’ll look forward to it,” Naruto started loading the dishwasher again and Kimimaro took it as the dismissal it was.
***
Kimimaro had been watching him. Naruto could feel his eyes on him in most of the time and generally Kimimaro didn’t bother to hide it. Naruto wasn’t sure if he should be creeped out or annoyed. That he was being watched this blatantly said that Kimimaro was interested in him or was plotting something.
“Do you plan to watch me all day?” Naruto called out.
Kimamaro stepped out from around the corner, he was wearing a pair of sweatpants and a wife beater, his hair was in a high ponytail.
“Not really,” he answered, “Are you up for a spar?”
Naruto nodded, he was planning on going to the gym anyway, he’d just need to rearrange the order in which he planned to go. Naruto started in the direction of the gym, “Let’s go.
Naruto kicked Kimimaro into the wall and high kicked where his head was. Kimimaro dodged and the wooden panelling where his head had been cracked and some of it fell to the ground. The two of them had been sparring for a while.
The two were perfectly silent as they fought with the exception of their breathing, preferring to conserve energy rather than wasting it on talking. They exchanged a flurry of punches before jumping back and going at the other again.
The blonde dodged a right-left-kick combo, jumping over the kick and elbowing Kimimaro hard in the back of his neck. The long haired man went down before punching Naruto in the gut, when he stood up again his hair was in disarray.
They fought silently for a while longer before they both stopped, opposite of each other, panting.
“You were holding back,” Kimimaro stated.
Naruto nodded, “As were you. Isn’t that the point of sparring?”
Kimimaro seemed to get what he was saying, “We’ll have to try that sometime with weapons.”
Naruto smiled and it was all teeth, “That would be fun.”
Suddenly Kimimaro spanned the distance between the two of them and wrapped a hand around the back of Naruto’s neck, kissing him almost violently. Naruto responded to the kiss almost as if a live wire had run through him. He shuddered and carded a hand through Kimimaro’s hair, pulling it out of its tie and letting fall around them.
He groaned into the kiss nipping at Kimimaro’s lips and pulling him closer at the hint of blood he tasted. Kimimaro’s tongue invaded his mouth and he leaned against Naruto’s wider body. The kiss turned into a languid, relaxed stroke of tongues as they slowly pulled apart breathing slightly fast.
Naruto raised an eyebrow and looked at Kimimaro, “Well, that was a surprise.”
Kimimaro shrugged, “Fighting with you was hot. Is there anything objectionable in taking things further?”
Naruto stared at him silently for a moment, “What exactly do you want?”
“You.”
Naruto looked into his eyes a while longer before the corner of his mouth kicked up, “Why not? Let’s see where this will take us.”
A/N: I bet you guys weren't expecting that when you read the chapter title. Sorry for the lateness, I'll try and make it up to everyone by updating the next two chapters in three day intervals- hopefully. So let me know what you think about this new progression.
AngelTalion: LOL. Speaking of Christmas you probably won't see any updates then since I'll be in another country visiting family. I'll do what I can before then though. Oh and I am bribe-able, I'm sure you can figure out what it would take for me to update more often. After all, it's not like I have a shortage of ideas when it comes to this story. But yeah, wish granted; I've written more and you'll get the next chapter soon.
animelover: Thank you, I do aim for different.
NarutoVixin: Ah, yes. I apologize about that, I didn't realize I was getting so sloppy. It's the problem of reading over your own work, you overlook things because you know what should be there. I have done some editing so it should be better even if I haven't caught them all yet.
NarutoVixin: Excellent. You're welcome. I'm quite fond of my anons. So I wonder if that means that both (or perhaps more) of you have impeccable timing. More that he's seen a lot of blood so he deals in blood; by way of life I meant the fighting that he does is in his blood. You'll see what his parents occupations were in the future. Naruto decided to be kickass on his own, he just went and took over my fingers when they were on the keyboard.
Anon: Thank you for confirming. You're welcome, I figured everyone could use the background info. Kyuubi's also the devil on his shoulder, without him Naruto would try to be all good.