A Stray Child

Chapter Seventeen


Sasuke sighed as he gazed at the trees rather than reading the book in his hand and pulled his legs up to his chest from the grass.
Four months has passed since he killed Itachi and felt more at east knowing he avenged his clan and his lost innocence. He was allowed to take the Jonin tests and passed…of course, but some of the others started to treat him more…like a woman namely Kiba and Neiji since learning he can carry a child.
Orochimaru didn’t leave the village until Sasuke agreed to come visit him once in awhile and Sasuke made him promise to never attack any of the villages. Needless to say it urked the snake nin, but he agreed eventually, but Sasuke never mentioned small towns that weren’t considered villages.

“Hey teme! Are you even paying attention?” Naruto called and Sasuke turned to look at Naruto laid back on the grass. Shikamaru and Choji also laid and all three were watching the clouds after training.
“What’s there to pay attention to? You guys are talking about stupid clouds and I’m reading.” Sasuke said and looked over to Neiji and Kiba who were sharpening their kunai’s together next to them.
“It’s not stupid, it’s creative!” Naruto argued.
“Finding objects in the clouds is artistic, relaxing and therapeutic.” Shikamaru said.
“Well all I see is three lazy asses.” Sasuke said and Naruto was in his face in no time shooting electricity.
“We’re not lazy! We were busy all day long and need at least a little break!” Naruto yelled.
“Well I’m lazy.” Shikamaru said.
“Me too.” Choji joined in.

“Why don’t you just kiss him already.” Kiba laughed making the blonde blush, but his eyes go large and pure white.
“I would never kiss this snake asshole!” Naruto yelled and Sasuke glared.
“Dobe do you want me to rip you in half?” Sasuke threatened and Neiji slapped Naruto across the head.
“Naruto leave him alone.”
“What!?” Naruto yelled.
‘Why does everyone love him so much!?’ Naruto thought.
‘Yeah not to mention him being the hottest guy in Konoha, one of the strongest, smartest….’ Kyubbi trailed off, pissing the blonde off even more.
“Hey it’s stupid that everyone wants him! What makes you so fucking special!?” Naruto yelled and with a growl he slammed his fist into the off guard Uchiha’s stomach.
Naruto watched as Sasuke fell to the grass in shock and started to scream when he noticed blood on his hand.
“Oh my god you killed him!” Choji yelled and Sasuke stood up, blood covering his lower shirt.
“Don’t stand up Uchiha!” Neiji shouted and went to pick him up.
“Leave me be! I’m fine.” Sasuke yelled.
“How the hell can you be fine!? You’re god damn bleeding!” Naruto screamed with tears running down his face and Neiji picked up the irate Uchiha. The group ran off to the hospital with a hysterical Naruto right next to Sasuke.

At the hospital Sasuke was being looked at by Tsunade and Kakashi stepped through the door and shook his head.
“Naruto you went too far this time.” He said and he noticed the blonde’s teary eyes.
“I didn’t mean to hit him that hard. I didn’t mean to hurt him.” Naruto said softly. “He just pisses me off so much sometimes.”
‘I really didn’t mean to hurt him. If he dies I don’t know what I’ll do.’ Naruto thought.
‘Are you finally admitting you like him more than you thought?’ Kyubbi asked.
‘I…I don’t know. Whenever I think of him being hurt and now I feel like I’m going to puke.’ Naruto said.
‘That’s love young one and I don’t think you really hurt him though.’ Kyubbi told him.
‘He was bleeding you stupid fox!’
‘It’s not as it appears. The blood had a different smell to it and you know it.’
Naruto went quiet and tried to figure out what Kyubbi mean.
“You know Naruto Sasuke irritates you so much because you have the hots for him.” Kiba said as if hearing the inner conversation between the demon and it’s vessel.
“Kiba, cut it out.” Neiji warned with a glare and Kiba just smirked.
“Oh that’s right you want him for yourself Neiji.” Kiba said and the Hyugga flushed pink.
“Shut up dog.” He said.
“I’m right and you know it.” Kiba said with a smile.
“So what if I do!?” Neiji growled and Kakashi’s eye widened.
“You really like Sasuke like that?” Naruto asked.
“Ever since he came back.” Neiji admitted. “Let’s just drop this.”
‘Looks like you have competition.’ Kyubbi snickered.
‘Oh just shut up already.’ Naruto moaned internally.

Tsunade walked out with a raised eyebrow and waved them in. Sasuke was laying down on a bed and Naruto rushed to his side.
“Teme! I didn’t mean to hurt you! You’re not going to die are you!?’ Naruto bawled and the Uchiha looked at him with large eyes.
“No I’m not going to die dobe.” Sasuke said and Naruto wrapped his arms around him in a hug and cried in relieve.
“Hey let me go Naruto!” Sasuke said as he tried pushing the blonde away and Tsunade chuckled.
“Is Sasuke going to be alright?” Neiji asked with a twitch in his eye at the blonde’s actions.
“Yes he’s fine.” Tsunade said.
“But there was blood.” Shikamaru said.
“Oh that.” Tsunade said and thought for a moment to put it delicately.
“He’s on the rag.” Kiba said beside Sasuke and received a punch into the wall for it.
Kiba lay twitching and Sasuke bore spikes into him with his eyes.
“Uh well to put it more professional it appears Sasuke is having…menstrual cycle.” Tsunade said.
“You mean just like a woman? But I thought he wasn’t a he-she?” Naruto said and dodged a swing from Sasuke.
“I’m not idiot!” Sasuke yelled.
“No it makes sense.” Shikamaru said. “If he has the capability to become pregnate than it would only be natural to have the cycle as well or the organs possible for carrying a child would be too weak.”
Tsunade sported a sweat drop and looked at him.
“Uh…yeah.”
“You mean that was…period blood on me?’ Naruto asked with huge eyes and with a nod from the Hokage turned green.

“It’s not disgusting Naruto.” Kiba said with a shake of his head.
“You knew didn’t you?’ Naruto asked him.
“Of course.” Kiba said.
“I think he’s always known something was up.” Sasuke said.
“Yeah well you were able to mask it until now.” Kiba said.
“That’s because everyone know now so what’s the point.” Sasuke said and Naruto looked his friend closer making him move away a little.
“So where I punched you is that where….”
“Don’t finish your question because it’s rather obvious.” Sasuke said and slapped the blondes creeping hand.
“Don’t you dare touch!” Sasuke growled.
“Why not?”
“Naruto it would be the same as molesting a girls private.” Kakashi said and noticed a glare from Sasuke. “Well almost.”
Naruto quickly took his hand back and turned back to Tsunade.
“But he is alright?”
“Yes. You just kind of bruised…you know, but he’s safe for baby making.” Tsunade said.
“Everyone is a fucking pervert!” Sasuke exploded.
“Must be PMS.” Kiba said up again, but was again punched into the wall.

TBC
NOTE: I know it sounds stupid, but other Male Preggo stories I never read one where the male has periods and other ‘feminine’ issues. Also I thought it would be funny.