Parthenogenesis

Chapter 17: Ero-Sennin

Several more weeks passed quickly as Naruto and Sasuke traveled town-to-town looking for Jiraiya. They stayed in hotels every chance they got, often keeping unlucky elderly couples up well into the night. Sasuke and Naruto never would forget the morning after their first time:

(flashback)

Sasuke and Naruto woke late and sticky. Naruto stretched his tan nude body out, and suddenly Sasuke was hoping for a repeat. Naruto jokingly whined, “Sasuke, you forgot to use protection! You could have knocked me up!”

“Dobe,” Sasuke smirked, but then he noticed something. It was something that made him angry and jealous at the same time.

He put a hand up to Naruto’s neck, lightly tracing it. “Naruto,” he said, “Where are your hickeys?” He worked hard on those hickeys, dammit! What right did they have to just disappear? Especially when his were still there!

“Ah…Kyuubi…stupid furball,” mumbled Naruto.

Sasuke was still a little put out, but he allowed Naruto to drag him into the shower to get rid of the stickiness. One look in the mirror told him that he looked like the just fucked uke, while Naruto had the look of seme, dammit. It looked like Sasuke would be wearing a long necked shirt for a few days.

However, as they left the room, neither of the shinobi could miss the looks of fear and embarrassment that were on the faces of the elderly couple that just happened to be leaving their room at the same time and quickly rushed away much faster than anyone would think old people could rush. Naruto and Sasuke just shared a quizzical look.

(end flashback)

Naruto and Sasuke were checking into another such hotel to drop their stuff before an early dinner. After dinner, they would be free to search for the Toad Sannin. Naruto passed by the mirror in the room only to double back and stare.

“Oi, when did I get fat?” he exclaimed, lifting his shirt up to see a visible lump along his mid section.

Sasuke looked over at him. “You’re not fat,” Sasuke explained coming over in a kind of reverent awe and placing his hands on the slight bulge. These were his children, the ones that he had been wanting to revive the clan. It seemed unreal. His ambition was so close to fulfillment AND he had Naruto. ‘Impossible things do happen.’ Sasuke finished explaining, “You’re just pregnant. And with four children, you’ll be getting big fast. Soon, we’re going to have to disguise you as a woman.”

Naruto pouted. “Well, I’m the manliest pregnant dude you’ve ever met right?”

Sasuke nodded.

“I guess that will have to do for now, but I don’t want to dress up as a woman! Can’t I just be like…a fat man or something?”

“It will be a little obvious that you’re pregnant,” Sasuke stated.

“Hmpf,” Naruto was pouting again, “How do you know? Have you ever knocked up a guy before? Have you ever seen a pregnant dude?” Sasuke had no answer.

“Teme, let’s just go get some ramen!”

“But it will make you fat,” smirked the Uchiha.

“I’m not fat! I’m pregnant, teme!”

And Naruto dragged Sasuke out of the room with that yell. It was all just another friendly argument the dobe and the teme enjoyed so much.

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Sasuke had never seen such a needy look in Naruto’s eyes before. The blue orbs shone with love and hunger. He was devouring what was before him with his eyes. He took it into his mouth and sucked. The noodles slid effortlessly down his throat. Broth flicked up onto that tan skin. Sasuke was jealous.

Naruto never looked like that for him!

Sasuke had to cut his thoughts off right there. He was jealous of a bowl of ramen for Kami’s sake! That couldn’t be healthy for his mental state.

But there Naruto was again, devouring his ramen. That look, that need, that passion- it all made Sasuke want him and want him now!

He threw down some money on the counter to pay for the meal and picked Naruto up bridal-style despite the boy’s protests as his ramen bowl got further away.

“Sasukeeee…my ramen!!!”

“I’ve got something tastier for you to eat,” Sasuke promised.

“Really? What?”asked Naruto. Was it a special new flavor of ramen? Maybe some really good pocky? Some world-famous dango? Or even better, a special new flavor of ramen? Naruto liked his ramen.

“Me.”

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Jiraiya was enjoying his company. He was right to enjoy it- who wouldn’t enjoy such lovely ladies giggling and serving him sake. Jiriaya especially liked it when one of the ladies began massaging his thigh- she was surely a cute one.

“Sasukeee…my ramen!” Jiraiya heard the loud whining from outside on the street. That sounded a lot like his stupid blond apprentice.

Looking out the open window, he saw Naruto being carried by Sasuke like a girl. ‘That was interesting,’ thought Jiraiya as he took a sip of sake, ‘The Uchiha doesn’t seem like one to be touchy-feely like that….unless…he was going to get some.”

Sake sprayed from the Toad Sannin’s mouth, covering the lovely ladies.

“Sorry, ladies,” apologized Jiraiya, a lecherous gleam in his eyes, “I’m going to have to cut our session short. I’ve just remembered some…research I have to do.”

Jiraiya caught up to the two: the Uchiha and the blond brat. He had to swallow the perverted chuckle that tried to escape. ‘Oh, yeah. The Uchiha is going to get some tonight…this afternoon,’ he corrected.

Through the streets he followed them, then to a hotel. Jiraiya picked a seat in a tall street and pulled out his telescope to prepare for the show. He peeped in window after window until he found the one he was looking for. It looked like he hadn’t missed a thing.

It started in passionate kisses- mouth tried to swallow mouth. Their hot bodies pressed against each other. Close started flying off. Even Jiraiya couldn’t tell who was pulling what off. It was almost as if the clothes were throwing themselves off the two boys of their own accord.

Now, Sasuke’s alabaster and slender figure was pushed against Naruto’s shorter, tanner, and more muscular form.

‘This is hot,’ thought Jiraiya as the two collapsed onto the bed, Naruto straddling Sasuke and sucking on his neck. ‘Icha Icha Yaoi: Book Two, here I come!’

His pencil started flying across his notebook, taking notes of what he was seeing.

Naruto had licked his way down to Sasuke’s erection, his butt in the air towards Sasuke. Sasuke took the opportunity to start preparing Naruto. A ‘pop’ of the top of a bottle, and a lube-slicked finger entered the blond, causing Naruto to slightly squirm at the discomfort. Sasuke readjusted the blond, putting a bronze leg on each side of his head. He took Naruto’s member into his mouth, an arm still stretching the kitsune boy’s entrance, adding another finger.

‘Nice. The classic 69…must remember that…and such multi-tasking! Probably only a ninja could do that right.’ Another lecherous giggle left the Toad Sannin’s lips, taking more notes.

In no time, Sasuke had all three fingers stretching the blond. He pulled his fingers out, released Naruto’s member, and made Naruto release him. Sasuke flipped them over, using a bit of controlled chakra to maneuver Naruto right-way-up. Now, Sasuke was the one straddling Naruto’s waist, and leaving a fair amount of hickeys and his licked and sucked Naruto’s chest, toying with a nipple from time to time. Sasuke left a great amount of suck-bruised skin, some with bite marks. There was no point to hold back - Kyuubi healed them every time by morning.

Satisfied with his work, Sasuke positioned his member on Naruto’s entrance but didn’t push in.

Naruto groaned. He always did this, this teasing. Sasuke would never fuck Naruto until he begged for it.

Naruto tried to push himself against the member, but Sasuke pulled himself away.

“Come on, Naruto. You know what you have to do,” Sasuke said sensually in Naruto’s ear. He wanted Naruto to beg, to ask for it. Naruto was not a dog, damn it! He was Konoha’s number one most surprising ninja!

Naruto gave a roar and rolled them over again, making sure he stayed on top this time. He impounded himself on Sasuke’s erection, pushing himself down the still slick with spit member. He fully seated himself and paused, giving himself time to adjust.

Sasuke smirked. Naruto wanted him. Always wanted him. And that was wonderfully erotic. What an ero-dobe!

Naruto pulled himself up the member then sunk down again. He did it a few more experimental times before he finally found the right angle. He gave a yell as Sasuke’s member hit that wonderful bundle of nerves.

And then all hell broke out. Naruto was like a savage beast, pulling up and sinking again and again, always at the right angle. Sasuke watched the display, feeling its pleasures: it was primal, it was intense. They flipped once again as Sasuke took control and finished the job. Naruto came on their stomachs and Sasuke came deep within the blond. They collapsed once again in the afterglow of sex, lungs heaving and faces flushed, eyes hazed with pleasure.

Sasuke pulled himself up and grabbed a towel from the bathroom, cleaning them up. Sex is messy, and Sasuke didn’t like waking up sticky.

He fell down beside the blond and pulled him to his chest. The sun hadn’t even set yet, but they drifted off to sleep. Luckily, they didn’t keep any old people up that time.

Up in his tree, Jiraiya finished up the rest of his notes. ‘Icha Icha Yaio: Book 2 will be hotter and smexier than the first. Now, what should I call the main characters? Naruto and Sasuke would be too obvious,’ he thought for a full ten minutes, “I got it! Naruke and Saseme! Hm…Saseme…sounds like a seed. I’ll have to work on that later.”

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