All Alone

Chapter Eighteen


A few days have passed since Sasuke and Naruto hooked up and now Kakashi was trying to get Neiji to ask the lazy Shikamaru out on a date. So far the boy was stubborn, more than Sasuke was and that was a surprise…well kinda.
“Will you please leave me alone sensei, I don’t want to hear anymore of you trying to set me up with someone.” Neiji said and Kakashi just cocked his head to the side.
“I don’t see a problem Neiji I know you have a crush on him and your cousin Hinata confirms it.” He said and pale eyes flared.
“She what!? Damn it I told her not to say anything!” He seethed. It was actually amusing that the high and mighty Hyugga was getting flustered and upset.
“Don’t be mad at her, she just wants what’s best for you and she thinks Shikamaru is perfect for you.” Kakashi explained. “You’re aggressive where he’s more passive…well most of the time.”
“Why am I even listening to you?” Neiji sputtered and walked away…towards Shikamaru’s house.
With a smile Kakashi whistling while he brought out his little Paradise book and left to get himself a treat of…porn I guess.

Meanwhile Naruto cracked his neck as he and Sasuke finished sparring for the day. They both needed a bath and bad.
‘Maybe he’ll let me wash him.’ Naruto thought and his nose started dripping blood.
“What are you thinking about pervert?” Sasuke asked and the blonde was gripping his nose with a rag.
“N-nothing.”
“You’re lying Naruto.” Sasuke warned and Naruto blushed.
“I was thinking we should take a shower together.” He said and Sasuke blinked a few times.
“It’s too soon for me to go that far.” Sasuke said and Naruto raised an eyebrow.
“Aw that’s sweet, who knew you were shy about sex.” He teased and this time it was Sasuke who blushed.
“Besides we both saw each other masturbating so it shouldn’t matter.” Naruto added and Sasuke’s eyes flattened.
“Why do you keep bringing that up?” He asked.
“Because it was hot…and I never realized you were hung.” Naruto said.
“D-dobe!” Sasuke stuttered. “I’m just right for my height and weight.”
“Sure.” Naruto said slyly and gave the other boy a pat on the butt.
“…Molester.” Sasuke huffed.
“Oh come on, if you didn’t like it you would’ve hit me.” Naruto said.
“I’m hungry.” Sasuke suddenly said and Naruto fell over with a leg twitching at the sudden change.
“Uh okay, well lets shower and then we can eat.” He said.
“Naruto I’m not taking a shower with you just yet.” Sasuke said and Naruto made a noise of frustration.
“Fine, but we need to clean up.” Naruto said with a pout.
“Fine.”
“Fine.”
The two showered at Sasuke’s house, Naruto receiving a bop to the head for trying to peek and then they were on their way to Naruto’s favorite stand for a meal.
When they sat down both of their eyes went slanted when they saw Kakashi enter, both not forgiving him yet for betting on them.
“What are you doing here?” Naruto asked.
“I’m hungry.” Kakashi said. “You see when you’re stomach is empty you need to fill it back up.”
“I KNOW THAT!” Naruto yelled. “I’m not stupid. I meant you’re not here because of us are you?”
With another tilt of his head the older man stared at them for a minute before answering.
“No.” A simple and cut reply which made them think he was up to something but before either boy could make a comment a few fan girls took pictures of them.
“YES! I got one!” One girl said.
“Now we should add Neiji and Shikamaru!” Another squealed before leaving.
“Neiji….” Sasuke began.
“And Shikamaru?” Naruto finished.
“Why yes of course, I made it happen.” Kakashi said. “Well Neiji already had feelings for him, but I pushed him to go ask him.”
The two boys looked at each other and then back to their sensei.
“You really need to get a hobby.” Naruto said and Sasuke tried to hide his smile.
“Shouldn’t you two be making out.” Kakashi said before leaving and the two shrugged before ordering.


TBC
NOTE: When I say their eyes flatten I mean -_-