Surival Training, Team Work Skills
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Naruto › General
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
8
Views:
1,163
Reviews:
43
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Stop Touching Me!
Chapter Two
Disclaimer: Once again, I do not own Naruto or related characters.
Note: Because of the extremely good reaction I got to the first chapter I decided to update already. Wow! Two updates in one day that is amazing. Anyways. Try to be constructive if you can. And thank you for all the great reveiws. Just be patient and I will work to developt some love for you all to enjoy. In the mean time. Enjoy to comedy.
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Naruto had somehow managed to fall asleep in the tree. How, Sasuke would never know because it was raining down on them, water kept falling into his open mouth and the bear kept ramming into their tree. Since both smelled strongly of raw fish. Naruto from actually catching them and Sasuke from getting them thrown at him via Naruto. Sasuke sneezed. Naruto snored. And the rain contiued to fall.
Minutes seemed to take days to pass by as the bear snuffed around the edge of the tree. If it was not raining then he could easily have used his Blaze of Glory to rid them of the beast. But it was and his fire techniques still needed some work.
"Hey...Naruto," Sasuke threw a rock at Naruto. Not really aiming for anything but it landed right in his mouth. Naruto snorted, inhaled it and woke up coughing and hacking. A smile ghosted across Sasukes face as he tried desperately not to laugh. That was funny.
"Chocking! Can't breath!" Naruto rasped out as he flailed around comically in the tree.
"Obviously you can breath if you're talking," Sasuke pointed out. Naruto glared through his fit and somehow dislodged himself from the branch. His chocking turned to a strangled cry as he fell right into the bear who howled in protest and swatted at Naruto.
"HELP!" Naruto yelled as he came into full impact with the ground and the rock popped out of his throat and went zinging off into the water with a plop. Sasuke rolled his eyes and jumped down upon the bear. It let out a loud roar of outrage and bucked Sasuke off. Naruto proceeded to throw kunai at it. Slowly it backed down and soon had retreated.
"Why the HELL didn't we do that in the first place?" Sasuke asked, looking extremely pissed off. Naruto shrugged.
"Dunno but it worked now," he glanced over at Sasuke and smirked.
"What's so funny?" Sasuke snapped. He was in a very bad mood and it was increasing by the second. Naruto laughing at him was making it even worse.
"You...Your...Ha! You're boxer ripped," Naruto could barely control himself. He was having a fit of giggling that was unsurpassed by any another. Sasuke's face went paler then anything that had ever before been seen. He looked like some sort of sickly corpse. His looked down and sure enough his silken boxers (which were far from meant for battle never mind living in a tree for several hours) had indeed ripped open right at the rear. The raven haired boy's face switched from pale, to redder then the berries that could be found in the forest. Naruto was at this point, laughing so hard he could not speak.
Sasuke fled into the forest without another word and eventually Naruto calmed down.
"Hey Sasuke?" Naruto called, his voice was taunting.
"Yes?" Sasuke's reply was hesitant and weary.
"Cute ass," Naruto replied.
"Shut the hell up!" Sasuke snapped in return. It seemed so far that all they had learned was how to make fun of each other instead of actually argueing. Sasuke sneezed again.
"Ah, did wittle Sasuke kun get a cold?" Naruto teased again. He was having fun. Even if he was completely soaked and shivering from head to toe as well as freezing.
"Don't make me hurt you!" Sasuke growled, but his voice cracked near the end at the thought of fighting Naruto with ripped boxers. His cheeks turned scarlet again as he hid behind the trees. Why now? Why something so embarrassing to him. He was Uchiha Sasuke, things like this happened to the mundane, the NORMAL for Gods sake NOT to him!
"Don't make me pinch your butt," Naruto retorted through his howling laughter. Would he really do that? Sasuke decided he did NOT want to find out and instead.
When the rain finally stopped and Naruto had finished teasing Sasuke; for the time, about his ripped boxers Sasuke remerged. This time wearing the beigh cream coloured cargo shorts he had come in. They were extremely heavy and soaking wet but it was better then nothing. Somehow he had managed to start a fire again.
"I'm hungry," Naruto complained. Sasuke could have throttled him.
"Then get something to eat dobe. Don't just complain," he snapped. He was NOT in the mood. He was not in the mood for anything.
"I wanted those fish..." Naruto whinned, like he had not heard Sasuke.
"So catch -," he sneezed, "more."
"But I'm to hungry and weak," Naruto mourned.
"I'm so SICK of hearing you say that!" Sasuke yelled. Naruto pouted. That's it. Alone with Naruto for how the hell knows how long.
Like what? A couple hours? And he already wanted to slaughter him. He was not sure how Kakashi had ever expected this to work. He decided he could not take it anymore when he saw Naruto opening his big mouth to make another complaint he attacked. Tackling the Kyubi kid over. The two rolled around a moment in ball of failing limbs before Sasuke came out on top.
"What the hell was that for!?" Naruto yelled angrilly. Sasuke proceeded to lift a fist. Naruto hammered him in the gut first and shoved him off. Then dove on the raven haired boy to get him back for surprising him like that. The blonde pounded him once good in the face. Sasuke let out a snarl/sneeze and brought his knee up hard into Narutos back. Connecting right along his spinal cord and sending Naruto sprawling foreword. And right into his own lips. Again! It was Sasuke's second time kissing someone and AGAIN it was Naruto. Of all the rotten luck. He felt Naruto freeze in the position a moment, both their bodies tensed up completely. Several long seconds passed to which both boys stayed in the position to which they found themselves before either registered to do anything.
"EW I KISSED YOU AGAIN!" Naruto yelled, jumping off Sasuke and licking the ground and chewing on grass in an attempt to rid the horrible kiss from his mind and mouth. Sasuke was not about to rub his mouth on the ground but he was equally appalled. His face went red and he looked away. Coughing and sneezing and chewing on the tape around his knuckles Sasuke tried to rid Naruto's taste from his own mouth. As before he tasted like Ramen. Though it was a more distant taste this time since it had been several hours then he had last eaten anyways. Why the hell was he noticing things like this?
Sasuke could think of no answer.
"You jumped me man! You did that on purpose!" Naruto said suddenly.
"Oh get out of it, you're full of yourself!" Sasuke snapped back in reply. The two glared, starred and then sat down with a humph and crossed their arms. Both looking the direction the other was not at the same time.
"Stop touching me Sasuke," Naruto hissed.
"What? I'm not touching you," Sasuke replied with a frown.
"Liar then who is - WHAAAAAAA!"
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Oh how I just LOVE cliff hangers! o.0, who is touching Naruto!? (Edit: There we go, fixed the spacing problem thanks for pointing that out in the reveiw)
Disclaimer: Once again, I do not own Naruto or related characters.
Note: Because of the extremely good reaction I got to the first chapter I decided to update already. Wow! Two updates in one day that is amazing. Anyways. Try to be constructive if you can. And thank you for all the great reveiws. Just be patient and I will work to developt some love for you all to enjoy. In the mean time. Enjoy to comedy.
__________________________
Naruto had somehow managed to fall asleep in the tree. How, Sasuke would never know because it was raining down on them, water kept falling into his open mouth and the bear kept ramming into their tree. Since both smelled strongly of raw fish. Naruto from actually catching them and Sasuke from getting them thrown at him via Naruto. Sasuke sneezed. Naruto snored. And the rain contiued to fall.
Minutes seemed to take days to pass by as the bear snuffed around the edge of the tree. If it was not raining then he could easily have used his Blaze of Glory to rid them of the beast. But it was and his fire techniques still needed some work.
"Hey...Naruto," Sasuke threw a rock at Naruto. Not really aiming for anything but it landed right in his mouth. Naruto snorted, inhaled it and woke up coughing and hacking. A smile ghosted across Sasukes face as he tried desperately not to laugh. That was funny.
"Chocking! Can't breath!" Naruto rasped out as he flailed around comically in the tree.
"Obviously you can breath if you're talking," Sasuke pointed out. Naruto glared through his fit and somehow dislodged himself from the branch. His chocking turned to a strangled cry as he fell right into the bear who howled in protest and swatted at Naruto.
"HELP!" Naruto yelled as he came into full impact with the ground and the rock popped out of his throat and went zinging off into the water with a plop. Sasuke rolled his eyes and jumped down upon the bear. It let out a loud roar of outrage and bucked Sasuke off. Naruto proceeded to throw kunai at it. Slowly it backed down and soon had retreated.
"Why the HELL didn't we do that in the first place?" Sasuke asked, looking extremely pissed off. Naruto shrugged.
"Dunno but it worked now," he glanced over at Sasuke and smirked.
"What's so funny?" Sasuke snapped. He was in a very bad mood and it was increasing by the second. Naruto laughing at him was making it even worse.
"You...Your...Ha! You're boxer ripped," Naruto could barely control himself. He was having a fit of giggling that was unsurpassed by any another. Sasuke's face went paler then anything that had ever before been seen. He looked like some sort of sickly corpse. His looked down and sure enough his silken boxers (which were far from meant for battle never mind living in a tree for several hours) had indeed ripped open right at the rear. The raven haired boy's face switched from pale, to redder then the berries that could be found in the forest. Naruto was at this point, laughing so hard he could not speak.
Sasuke fled into the forest without another word and eventually Naruto calmed down.
"Hey Sasuke?" Naruto called, his voice was taunting.
"Yes?" Sasuke's reply was hesitant and weary.
"Cute ass," Naruto replied.
"Shut the hell up!" Sasuke snapped in return. It seemed so far that all they had learned was how to make fun of each other instead of actually argueing. Sasuke sneezed again.
"Ah, did wittle Sasuke kun get a cold?" Naruto teased again. He was having fun. Even if he was completely soaked and shivering from head to toe as well as freezing.
"Don't make me hurt you!" Sasuke growled, but his voice cracked near the end at the thought of fighting Naruto with ripped boxers. His cheeks turned scarlet again as he hid behind the trees. Why now? Why something so embarrassing to him. He was Uchiha Sasuke, things like this happened to the mundane, the NORMAL for Gods sake NOT to him!
"Don't make me pinch your butt," Naruto retorted through his howling laughter. Would he really do that? Sasuke decided he did NOT want to find out and instead.
When the rain finally stopped and Naruto had finished teasing Sasuke; for the time, about his ripped boxers Sasuke remerged. This time wearing the beigh cream coloured cargo shorts he had come in. They were extremely heavy and soaking wet but it was better then nothing. Somehow he had managed to start a fire again.
"I'm hungry," Naruto complained. Sasuke could have throttled him.
"Then get something to eat dobe. Don't just complain," he snapped. He was NOT in the mood. He was not in the mood for anything.
"I wanted those fish..." Naruto whinned, like he had not heard Sasuke.
"So catch -," he sneezed, "more."
"But I'm to hungry and weak," Naruto mourned.
"I'm so SICK of hearing you say that!" Sasuke yelled. Naruto pouted. That's it. Alone with Naruto for how the hell knows how long.
Like what? A couple hours? And he already wanted to slaughter him. He was not sure how Kakashi had ever expected this to work. He decided he could not take it anymore when he saw Naruto opening his big mouth to make another complaint he attacked. Tackling the Kyubi kid over. The two rolled around a moment in ball of failing limbs before Sasuke came out on top.
"What the hell was that for!?" Naruto yelled angrilly. Sasuke proceeded to lift a fist. Naruto hammered him in the gut first and shoved him off. Then dove on the raven haired boy to get him back for surprising him like that. The blonde pounded him once good in the face. Sasuke let out a snarl/sneeze and brought his knee up hard into Narutos back. Connecting right along his spinal cord and sending Naruto sprawling foreword. And right into his own lips. Again! It was Sasuke's second time kissing someone and AGAIN it was Naruto. Of all the rotten luck. He felt Naruto freeze in the position a moment, both their bodies tensed up completely. Several long seconds passed to which both boys stayed in the position to which they found themselves before either registered to do anything.
"EW I KISSED YOU AGAIN!" Naruto yelled, jumping off Sasuke and licking the ground and chewing on grass in an attempt to rid the horrible kiss from his mind and mouth. Sasuke was not about to rub his mouth on the ground but he was equally appalled. His face went red and he looked away. Coughing and sneezing and chewing on the tape around his knuckles Sasuke tried to rid Naruto's taste from his own mouth. As before he tasted like Ramen. Though it was a more distant taste this time since it had been several hours then he had last eaten anyways. Why the hell was he noticing things like this?
Sasuke could think of no answer.
"You jumped me man! You did that on purpose!" Naruto said suddenly.
"Oh get out of it, you're full of yourself!" Sasuke snapped back in reply. The two glared, starred and then sat down with a humph and crossed their arms. Both looking the direction the other was not at the same time.
"Stop touching me Sasuke," Naruto hissed.
"What? I'm not touching you," Sasuke replied with a frown.
"Liar then who is - WHAAAAAAA!"
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Oh how I just LOVE cliff hangers! o.0, who is touching Naruto!? (Edit: There we go, fixed the spacing problem thanks for pointing that out in the reveiw)