style='mso-bidi-font-weight:normal'>A/N:
Had a bit of a party for Kakashi over at my class=SpellE>lj this weekend, and these ficlets
were the result. They were all written rather quickly and probably aren’t that
great, but they were fun to write anyway. :3
style='mso-bidi-font-weight:normal'>Title:
Lessons Left to Teach
style='mso-bidi-font-weight:normal'>Pairings: Kakashi/everyone
style='mso-bidi-font-weight:normal'>Warnings: hints of team class=SpellE>sevenness, bisexuality, and the implied perviness
of Konoha's residents
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style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New"'>As Kakashi
glanced up over the top of his book, he realized the party celebrating class=SpellE>Naruto's promotion to jounin had
degenerated into something that was much more fitting confined to the pages of
his beloved Icha Icha than
the spectacle taking place on his former student's living room floor.
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style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New"'>Really, there were some
things he was comfortable never
knowing about his cute, not-so-little-anymore students, he decided as he
watched both Sakura and class=SpellE>Naruto rid Sasuke of his pants.
And their friends, he clarified as he saw Ino round
up her own little harem which even included one of his friends. class=SpellE>Geezstyle='mso-bidi-font-style:normal'>, Genma. She's
almost half your age.
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style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New"'>This was the point where he
should be getting up and excusing himself on the basis of some ridiculous story
that no one would buy. Which one to use
this time? he wondered. class=GramE>Saleclass=GramE> on shampoo at the supermarket?style='mso-bidi-font-style:normal'> Needing to wax my chest? Oh, I know! I'm leaving class=SpellE>Konoha to become a priest.
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style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New"'>His thoughts were
interrupted, though, by the sound of Genma hollering
from across the room. "Hatake, why are you still
sitting there with that damn book?"
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class=SpellE>Kakashistyle='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New"'> sighed, knowing he
should've left about five minutes ago.
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class=GramE>When class=SpellE>Naruto joined in the harassment with, "Yeah, sensei.style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New"'> Look around!" he
cringed. He stood up from the sofa and moved to leave, having to step over a
few bodies in the process when he noticed the bind his students - former
students, he amended - were in.
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"Looks
like I still have a few things I can teach you," Kakashi
sighed, resigning himself to the fact that he wasn't leaving anytime soon.
