Spring... oh joy

Spring… oh joy

By SasuNaru723


Disclaimer: I don’t own Naruto. Naruto is owned by Kishimoto-san, which I thank him for creating such an awesomely spanky anime.

Summary: Everyone's going through the most hormonal season of each brand new year and Naruto and Sasuke will come to remember this year greatly.

A.N.: Just to let you know before you read, I’m using Naruto’s point of view; he’s narrating just the first paragraph and when people start talking then it ends Naruto narrating. Well, dig in!

Also, just in case you get confused when ready:

‘.....’ means thinking to one’s self (but I think everyone that’s read fanfics before knows that already –but just in case if you didn’t cause I can’t get the font on this site to italicize)


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I don’t know why, but Sasuke just set me off in such a weird mood yesterday; the bastard’s got a plan I don’t know yet, but will figure out soon –it always turns out like that. I didn’t even join up for dinner with Sasuke at this new restaurant he said sounded good, which in Naruto translation means ‘fucking disgusting raunchy crap’ –it’s not even food!

I know he’s gonna be upset with me still for leaving him like that, but he’ll buttercup to me again in no time cause that’s how our friendship is all in a nutshell; we just go with the flow… well… sometimes…

Today, I actually planned an event with Sakura; she and I have already called everyone’s attention to meet us all at the place Sakura, Sasuke and I now well –where me met Kakashi-sensei (I swear to god it sounds like it’s pronounced Kakai-sensei when they use ‘sensei’ at the end only) and became team 7, because everyone knows where it is and plus no one’s gonna be around –which is the point because our group conversation can get pretty intense, weird, mean, nasty, and sexual since we’re still going through our hormone change.

So with Sakura and me standing next to each other, we were ready to present our friends with this activity made-up in mind.

“Okay this game Sakura-chan and I created will yet test us all and also to help us learn more about each other. So, Sakura-chan, would you like to pep them?” asked Naruto, eyeing his pink-haired friend.

Sakura smiled and nodded her head, her bright green eyes eyed her fellow comrades: Shino, Neji, Sasuke, Lee, TenTen, Shikamaru, Ino, Sai, and Kiba with Akamaru; the three Sand team shinobi were too busy to visit Konoha today. Hinata was called to speak with Tsunade of private affairs in which none of them but Sakura knew –most probably a mission of some sort in which it requires Hinata’s abilities and techniques and a chuunin level shinobi. Chouji was spending the day with his father, which is why he didn’t come with Shikamaru.

Sakura picked up the small box she had brought and opened it, only taking out a piece of paper that looked to already have a little bit of writing on it.

“This piece of paper right here and, like all the rest in this box, they have just only one question already written on it. We will pass the paper around, one question per person and there will be two given answers you must choose from. Either you are agreeing to the question by marking a tally in the ‘yes’ tally box over here on the left-hand side… or you are disagreeing to the question by marking a tally in the ‘no’ tally box over here on the right-hand side. You can only choose one answer; no acceptations. After all questions are filled out by all of us, we will look through them all and see our results.”

Kiba snorted, “And this is supposed to accomplish what afterward?”

Sakura smirked coolly at Kiba, “Reveal who’s a lying bastard.”

Kiba got her drift and avoided eye-contact for the remaining time.

Naruto rolled his eyes and softly groaned, “Looks like Sasuke’s gonna loose,” he commented on a pitiful sigh.

Sasuke sneered at the blond just right across from him in the circled group, “I don’t lie obsessively like you do usurakontachi!”

Sakura intervened before further cussing spewed in the air, “Let’s start to play, dammit!”

Everyone took a piece of paper Sakura handed out, even some of the questions were really random… like, do you feel proud of yourself after coming out of the bathroom, the meaning can be used in anyway. It made the boys ponder on it and the girls pass it like it was nothing but a perfectly normal question; guys were thinking sexual things, girls… well… just leaving the bathroom after taking a long needed pee or something –nothing sexual crossed their minds on it.

After Naruto was the last to jot down his answer to a question and then took hold of the already-answered sheets of paper; staking them together with his own paper, he smiled up at everyone.

“And here’s where we get to the fun part; the truth of it all!”

“Just read the damn results!” complained Shikamaru, completely bored out of his mind for wasting his time on doing lame crap when he could be sleeping quietly in the shade than being in the unbearable sunlight. Even the others noticed Sasuke’s skin color finally darkening just a small shade than what it used to be -colorless.

“Okay… the first question that was given was, ‘have you peeked on someone relieving themselves in private or showering?’ and the tallies for ‘no’ are 11, but the total for ‘yes’ is 3? Who the fuck is peeping for godsakes? And on who?” roared Naruto, eyeing the entire group around him widely.

Naruto’s eyes lingered on Shino for some reason because he felt the guy had something to get off his chest or something at the moment.

“It was completely an accident and it will never –ever- happen again,” said the bug chuunin with a dead-serious voice and expression.

Naruto eyed Shino nervously from such a serious behavior Shino was expressing, which gave the blond the creepy chills.

“Don’t worry Shino. I’m sure you were just in the wrong place at the wrong time,” finally spoke Naruto uneasily.

Sai was smiling friendly like usual, “I was simply taking it all in as art, really. The human body can be quiet fascinating.”

Ino and Sakura blushed, thinking that it was either one of them that Sai had peeked on when naked, changing, showering, or going to the bathroom. Shikamaru, Naruto, and Kiba were the ones showing more physical signs of being freaked out by knowing Sai was a peeper; they were now debating in their heads just which of them was the easily scored victim.

However, Naruto glared and whipped around, turning his full attention onto the snickering Uchiha he heard just seconds ago.

“But you!” accused the blond, already pointing a murderous finger at the raven-haired man, “Who the fuck were you spying on when they were doing such a personal and private thing and why would you even watch? Are you some sick ‘o Sasuke?”

Sasuke held on a devilish smirk about his lips and his mocking eyes bore through Naruto’s, silently taking in the blonde’s appearance –flaws, beauties, and all.

“I’m not telling straight out because that would ruin all my fun and the humor.”

Naruto growled lowly, “What the hell do you mean by fun, asshole?”

Sasuke chuckled throaty, the sound vibrated through his hallow larynx, “You’ll find out… eventual in due time, maybe.”

“This is becoming a really boring nuisance,” stated Shikamaru.

Naruto threw Shikamaru a far nastier sneer, “We’ll go on to the next damn question then!”

Sakura reached for the next paper on top, with the question and results and already recorded.

She glanced just in a brief skimming fashion over the paper, getting to know what she’ll be reading ahead of time.

“The next question was, ‘Have you ever fantasized about the same sex in sexual ways?’ And the numbers of ‘yes’s were 5, the remaining was a number of 6 ‘no’s and Kiba –you’re not suppose to doodle on your answer sheet either,” said Sakura as her scorning eyes glanced up at the one she was scorning at.

And since she knew it was Kiba’s paper, she knew his true answer and to be honest, she wasn’t really shock one bit of his answer; she knew he swung both ways and the paper in hand proved her correct.

Kiba’s wolfish grin appear on his lips, he nervously chuckled and raised a hand to rest behind his head.

“Whoops. Forgot that,” reasoned the wolf-boy chuunin with a slight blush appearing near his cheeks, ears, and nose.

Yes, they were now all chuunins except Sasuke wasn’t titled as a chuunin because he’s forbidden to participate in shinobi activities or missions since he was once a missing-nin. Still, everyone knew the stoic boy’s power and capability and there wasn’t a doubt in mind that Sasuke could easily kill any of them if he ever went really psycho one day.

Sakura was now the one eyeing each individual in the group, picking out the guilty sons of bitches that said ‘yes’ on the sheet to this answer.

Then, she spotted a flicker of nervousness rush on Naruto’s face. She tried to keep her jaw from falling open.

‘NO FUCKING WAY!!’ screamed the pink-haired shinobi in her head, her eyes widening drastically.

Sakura actually had a major crush on the loud-mouthed blond, well; the ‘once’ loud-mouth blond though he’s a lot more mature than he ever was at the age of 12.

It wasn’t fair for her not-so-secretive admirer, Lee, either because he already confessed his feelings for Sakura years ago and she agreed for them to go steady. She felt so guilty for still crushing on someone she couldn’t seem to pursue, so she’s tried hard to conceal it and not let it show.

However, she didn’t think of the possibilities that Naruto could ever be attracted to the same sex as his own. It just never crossed her mind –who would have thought? He’s never shown any signs a gay man would show and he does flirt with women too!

‘So then that would mean Naruto’s bisexual? Who would have ever known…? But then, who is it that Naruto has fantasized about that happens to be a boy too? Could ‘he’ be in this circled group right now?’ thought Sakura.

She didn’t see right then at the exact time that the ever-so-silent Uchiha Sasuke was staring hungrily at the fidgeting blond; like he wanted to maul him, eat him, something drastic, sexual, rough, and rigid.

And a little ways from the Uchiha, whom no one really noticed or cared that he was raping the blond with his eyes at the moment, Sai was just as intently eyeing Naruto –thinking the many things he could do with that blonde’s sexy body.

“Well… that was all very interesting,” commented Sakura, still eyeing Naruto once in a while beside her.

“Interesting? I already know everyone in this entire group has thought of many perverted things and has done them too. I’m sorry Sakura, but I can’t stand to listen to another one of these stupid teenaged questions. I’m going back to help at the flower shop,” said Ino on an exhausted sigh.

She waved her hand up in the air and turned in away her leave.

“Gomen, Sakura-san, Naruto-kun… but I promised Gai-sensei that I’d help him train the new academy graduated students this afternoon. Though, I’m sure I’ll be free for anything tomorrow hopefully!” said Lee, now flashing both Naruto and most especially Sakura his shinning grin with a thumb up toward them.

“Sorry, but this blows; not really fun at all, though you two did try,” said TenTen, and Neji beside her grunted his approval of the same; she and Neji both left, following right behind Lee.

Kiba however was grinning at the two and rested his arms behind his head, “Well, I thought it was sort of interesting, maybe. Oh, well –you guys always have this whole year to make something worth wild that’ll entertain us. Later!”

Kiba with Akamaru, up to the same height as Kiba now on all fours (cause he’s now a huge fucking dog! Dude, have you see how big he is in the manga? Kiba can actually ride him bareback! Oh that’s a dirty thought right there), and Shino walked without a word after the wolf-boy chuunin and his dog.

Shikamaru sighed tiredly and rolled his eyes, he glanced at Sakura and Naruto.

“Well, at least there wasn’t any fighting this time, it was actually more civil than I thought we could all be together for a change. Since everyone else is leaving, then there’s no point in anyone staying, now is there –which is why I’m leaving right now as well. Ja, see you guys later.”

Shikamaru waved back at them and walked with his hand in his vest’s pockets –no idea at all where he was headed to for the rest of the long day.

Now the only one’s left in the once large but now small group was Sai, Sakura, Naruto, and Sasuke.

Sakura sighed and closed her eyes, “Well, what the hell –if everyone’s leaving then I’ll leave too since I know I have more important things to finish doing before the day ends.”

She smiled warmly at Naruto, “This was nice to try out at least, right? I’ll see you tomorrow, Naruto. Be good in the meantime and don’t you and Sasuke cause trouble for all of us again like last week’s hell. We were lucky to separate you two in time to cool off your tempers before blood spilled all over the ground and everywhere,” she warned scornfully like a mother would.

Naruto smiled widely at her out of an old habit that never could die away, “Shinpai shinai de, Sakura-chan. Sasuke and I are on good terms now.”

Sakura returned the smile affectionately, “I do hope so.”

With Sakura and everyone nearly now gone, Sasuke saw that there was just only one more person that was in the way of him and his Naruchan.

The bitter Uchiha glared down the other raven-haired male unknown to him that such hatred eyes were on him at the moment.

“I think you have some where to be, Sai,” growled Sasuke.

Sai finally glanced at the Uchiha and looked surprised not by Sasuke’s glare, but by what he said.

“Oh, no I-“

“Yes, you do,” corrected Sasuke harshly, the meaning finally sinking into Sai’s confused mind.

Sai’s lips parted and he titled his head a little back, “Oh…” then he smiled, “I suppose I do have somewhere to be. I’ll be seeing you later Naruto-kun!”

Sasuke inwardly sighed a breath of relief now that ‘trouble’ was out of sight. The Uchiha smirked up at Naruto now just staring at him and Naruto’s expression turned confused at this behavior from his aloof friend.

“So, we’re on good terms now? May I know what kind of terms those are, Naruto?” asked Sasuke teasingly.

Naruto frowned, a pout pushing his lips firmly out, but he scoffed and turned the other way, “Quit being an asshole and hurry up already. You owe me food, I’m hungry as hell, and this time, you’re not making that healthy shit –only ramen that I’ve stored in your kitchen!”

“Hn. Fine by me, but… you then owe me next time as well, but this time I don’t want you paying me back with food, money, or sparing.”

Naruto whipped his head back to stare cautiously at the Uchiha now grinning like an insane fool. Naruto was just waiting to hear that evil cackling laugh following suit anytime by now from Sasuke.

“Wait a second… Sasuke,” warned Naruto and his eyes narrowed suspiciously, “What exactly were you doing when you were supposedly spying on someone of the same sex jacking off? You weren’t…” and the blonde’s words dropped dead at the sight of Sasuke giving him a knowing wide grin.

Watching the proud and pleased Uchiha Sasuke now walking away, the direction itself told Naruto that the Uchiha was most likely heading to his house, Naruto gapped still at the back of Sasuke’s tall frame.

“You didn’t!!” cried Naruto in a much unexpectedly higher pitch that it startled him.

Seeing that Sasuke wasn’t going to pause in his stride anytime, Naruto ran after him with a blush flaming across his cheeks, but most of all a determined glare set pin-point onto the Uchiha’s back.

One thing was for certain, Naruto was going to find out once and for why Sasuke’s in this weird mood and why even he himself has been getting these warm fuzzy feelings. For a young eighteen-year-old blond, he still had so much to learn about his older eighteen-year-old companion.


~TBC~
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~SasuNaru723’s commentary and thoughts~

“Shinpai shinai de”: it means “Don’t worry!” My best friend always says it cheerfully to me when I’m worried or stressed and it makes me feel better.

Yeah, eighteen-years-old I know is a most common age people these days are say Naruto and Sasuke are when they do stories of them in their older years, but they’re eighteen in here because in the manga right now they’re about 15 ½ years old. I figure right from where the manga is, there’s gonna be like about 2 ½ more years of bullshit till the peace finally is for sure established (that’s just how it always seems). Remember that Sasuke’s b-day is claimed to be July 23 (which is why my three digits are 723) so he’s older than Naruto who’s b-day is claimed to be October 10! Ja…

Oh yeah, and I’m not fond of Sai as you can tell, mostly because he just bothered me when he was first introduced (he was picking on Naruchan!) in the manga. I know that he’s changed his ways now and wants to help Naruto get Sasuke back and shit, but I just don’t trust him. I get this feeling for some reason that he’s gonna fuck everything up or even try to have some fling with Naruto or Sasuke or Naruto and Sasuke both (a three some –whoa). I’ve come to trust my gut, so I’m just waiting for something like that to happen in the manga and I recommend that everyone keeps up to date on it once every week.
Though… I am wondering when the “Naruto” anime series is finally gonna catch up with the manga and go to the 2 ½ years later period time when Naruto and Jiraiya come back to Konoha village after intense training. Plus I want to hear what Yondaime’s voice is going to sound like (I think it’s gonna be a sort-of-high pitch gently older male voice). I want to know if they’ve changed the Japanese voices… I hope not –I really love all the Japanese voices in Naruto!! They fucking kick major ass!!! So… enough of my babbling… ja… Reviews please!! ^_^

Well, I did get it done and ready like I mentioned at the end of the first chapters, so I’m going good so far. Now, I think I’m actually done with chapter 3 already ‘cause I had done that before finishing up the second chapter (cause I didn’t think I was really going to make it into a chapter story and I was just playing around with it). I know I ended this chapter kind of weird, but when you start reading the 3rd, then you’ll be like “oh, now I see why then 2nd ended like that!” Yeah… hope you likes and please review!!! Thanks for reading too!!! ^0^ (when I do this face I think of Ino like in episode 192 or something like that when she had to dress up like a princess and she did the fake “Ohohoho” sort of laugh with hand lifted up to cover her mouth. Okashii ne dattebayo!!). Yes, me and my poor Japanese vocabulary and sentence structure wise…

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