The Best Thing
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
10
Views:
1,207
Reviews:
19
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Chapter Two
Chapter Two
Sasuke snored loudly in his bed while snuggling his pillow in his home. The baby and him were brought to the apartment 2 hours ago and now all of them were asleep.
‘WAHHHH!”
Black bloodshot eyes snapped open and sounded remarkably like breaking glass. Hana cried in her little crib a few feet away and Sasuke nudged Naruto.
“Hey dobe, get her for me.” There was no answer and finally he kicked the blonde off the bed and into the wall.
“Ow! God damn it what the hell!?” Naruto yelled grabbing his nose.
“Change or feed her.” Sasuke said.
“Why should I have to do it!?”
“BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE SHIT AND WANT TO SLEEP!” Sasuke yelled. “Or is that too much to ask for!? Maybe I should just be all barefoot and cater to you’re every whim while taking care of a baby!?”
Naruto was holding the squirming baby with large eyes and proceeded to clean and feed her.
“Man your mommy sure is fucking pissy.” Naruto whispered and eeped when he heard a growl.
“And who’s fault is that I wonder.” Sasuke yelled.
“You know you should take those pills Tsunade gave you, they’ll help you until you get back to normal.” Naruto sighed and burped the tiny girl.
“I’ll never be normal. I’ll always be a fat fucking whale who’s ugly as hell that no one will love me! Not you or even my own daughter!” Sasuke yelled and tears sprayed out.
Naruto mentally groaned putting down the sleeping baby in her crib and sat next to Sasuke.
“Hey! Stop talking like that you hear? You will never be ugly to me and I will always love you…now take this pill damn it before I cram it down your throat.” Naruto said and with a glare the Uchiha swallowed the pink pill.
Both laid down to go back to sleep and Naruto finally relaxed.
‘Someone needs to take some Midol.’ Kyubbi chuckled.
‘Shut up stupid fox.’
‘Oh come on, I haven’t been able to talk lately and when I do you tell me to shut up. I’m truly and deeply hurt.’ The demon sniffled.
‘I’m tired and want to sleep. Sasuke had more sleep than me you know.’
‘That’s because he squeezed out about 11 pounds.’ Kyubbi stated.
‘Hana was only a little over 5 pounds.’ Naruto mentally smirked.
‘Yes, but the afterbirth weighs the same at the baby so it was nearly 11 all together.’
‘Uh.’
‘Animals eat the afterbirth you know. It would have been funny to see the Uchiha do that.’ Kyubbi laughed.
‘God damn it don’t say nasty things like that when I’m trying to sleep!’ Naruto yelled.
‘Fine, fine. Sweet dreams.’
Meanwhile in the Valley of Shadows two figures in black and gray walked into a lavish four story building and was escorted into the leader’s office.
“Yu, Noraki I’m glad to see that your so prompt.” The woman said turning around in her swivel chair. Her black hair in a bun and wearing only a haori (I think that’s how it’s spelled).
“Madam Iko we are pleased to serve a beauty like you.” The man Yu said. He pulled off the hood of his cloak revealing short blood red hair and eyes to match. He stood a good foot over his partner by his side who on more than one occasion shared his bed.
“You are such a suck up Yu.” Noraki sighed and pulled off his hood as well. His long bluish feminine hair flowed over his shoulders when he shook his head.
“Now now boys do I have to break you up?” The woman said with a seductive smile.
“No offense ma’am but I rather shove a pine cone up my ass then sleep with you.” Noraki said and moved aside as a kunai whizzed by.
“You little….” Iko took a deep breath to regain her composure. “I have a job for you two.”
“So….” The small male said.
“I want you to go to the Village of the Hidden Leaf, Konoha and capture two people.” She said and handed them a picture of a certain raven haired male.
“This is Sasuke Uchiha. I want you to get him and his newborn child. I found out from our intelligence agent that the boy is able to bear children himself because of a genetic mutation…or something.” She said.
“So he’s a freak?” Yu asked.
“He’s valuable. He’s the last of the Uchiha clan and user of the Sharingan eyes. The child he gave birth to might also have that trait as well so I want them here to study.”
“And why do you want to study a freak and a little baby?” Noraki sighed.
“If the Sharingan ability is able to pass down from him then we can breed a powerful army that no one could rival.” Iko chuckled evilly.
The two guys looked at each other and shrugged as they sat down to read their packets.
TBC
Sasuke snored loudly in his bed while snuggling his pillow in his home. The baby and him were brought to the apartment 2 hours ago and now all of them were asleep.
‘WAHHHH!”
Black bloodshot eyes snapped open and sounded remarkably like breaking glass. Hana cried in her little crib a few feet away and Sasuke nudged Naruto.
“Hey dobe, get her for me.” There was no answer and finally he kicked the blonde off the bed and into the wall.
“Ow! God damn it what the hell!?” Naruto yelled grabbing his nose.
“Change or feed her.” Sasuke said.
“Why should I have to do it!?”
“BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE SHIT AND WANT TO SLEEP!” Sasuke yelled. “Or is that too much to ask for!? Maybe I should just be all barefoot and cater to you’re every whim while taking care of a baby!?”
Naruto was holding the squirming baby with large eyes and proceeded to clean and feed her.
“Man your mommy sure is fucking pissy.” Naruto whispered and eeped when he heard a growl.
“And who’s fault is that I wonder.” Sasuke yelled.
“You know you should take those pills Tsunade gave you, they’ll help you until you get back to normal.” Naruto sighed and burped the tiny girl.
“I’ll never be normal. I’ll always be a fat fucking whale who’s ugly as hell that no one will love me! Not you or even my own daughter!” Sasuke yelled and tears sprayed out.
Naruto mentally groaned putting down the sleeping baby in her crib and sat next to Sasuke.
“Hey! Stop talking like that you hear? You will never be ugly to me and I will always love you…now take this pill damn it before I cram it down your throat.” Naruto said and with a glare the Uchiha swallowed the pink pill.
Both laid down to go back to sleep and Naruto finally relaxed.
‘Someone needs to take some Midol.’ Kyubbi chuckled.
‘Shut up stupid fox.’
‘Oh come on, I haven’t been able to talk lately and when I do you tell me to shut up. I’m truly and deeply hurt.’ The demon sniffled.
‘I’m tired and want to sleep. Sasuke had more sleep than me you know.’
‘That’s because he squeezed out about 11 pounds.’ Kyubbi stated.
‘Hana was only a little over 5 pounds.’ Naruto mentally smirked.
‘Yes, but the afterbirth weighs the same at the baby so it was nearly 11 all together.’
‘Uh.’
‘Animals eat the afterbirth you know. It would have been funny to see the Uchiha do that.’ Kyubbi laughed.
‘God damn it don’t say nasty things like that when I’m trying to sleep!’ Naruto yelled.
‘Fine, fine. Sweet dreams.’
Meanwhile in the Valley of Shadows two figures in black and gray walked into a lavish four story building and was escorted into the leader’s office.
“Yu, Noraki I’m glad to see that your so prompt.” The woman said turning around in her swivel chair. Her black hair in a bun and wearing only a haori (I think that’s how it’s spelled).
“Madam Iko we are pleased to serve a beauty like you.” The man Yu said. He pulled off the hood of his cloak revealing short blood red hair and eyes to match. He stood a good foot over his partner by his side who on more than one occasion shared his bed.
“You are such a suck up Yu.” Noraki sighed and pulled off his hood as well. His long bluish feminine hair flowed over his shoulders when he shook his head.
“Now now boys do I have to break you up?” The woman said with a seductive smile.
“No offense ma’am but I rather shove a pine cone up my ass then sleep with you.” Noraki said and moved aside as a kunai whizzed by.
“You little….” Iko took a deep breath to regain her composure. “I have a job for you two.”
“So….” The small male said.
“I want you to go to the Village of the Hidden Leaf, Konoha and capture two people.” She said and handed them a picture of a certain raven haired male.
“This is Sasuke Uchiha. I want you to get him and his newborn child. I found out from our intelligence agent that the boy is able to bear children himself because of a genetic mutation…or something.” She said.
“So he’s a freak?” Yu asked.
“He’s valuable. He’s the last of the Uchiha clan and user of the Sharingan eyes. The child he gave birth to might also have that trait as well so I want them here to study.”
“And why do you want to study a freak and a little baby?” Noraki sighed.
“If the Sharingan ability is able to pass down from him then we can breed a powerful army that no one could rival.” Iko chuckled evilly.
The two guys looked at each other and shrugged as they sat down to read their packets.
TBC