Together We Make A Lollipop

When Naruto woke up he put a palm to his aching head and looked around. Tsunade’s office? What the hell did I do last night?
“Naruto!” A head of bright pink rushed to his side and shook him violently. “What the hell were you thinking you dumbass?!” Naruto scrunched up his face in thought trying to remember what exactly he’d done last night. Oh yeah… Sasuke… He quickly covered his grief with a sheepish grin.
“Aa… I got a little drunk. Must’ve passed out on the way home.” Of course this infuriated Sakura more earning him a rant and a bruised shoulder courtesy of the pink-haired medic-nin.
He left the Hokage's tower and started on his way home. It wasn’t really a home though, more like a big empty apartment. He never felt at home anymore unless he was with one of two people; Iruka, who had lately taken to being abducted to go on super deadly missions Anko liked to refer to as dates, and Sasuke-teme, who had recently quit taking his stop-being-a-bastard pills.
“Oi~! Oyabu~!” Naruto snapped out of his thoughts and turned to the growing genin.
“What’s up Konohamaru?”
“I ditched practice ‘cause Ebisu-sensei is boring.”
“Heh. What’s he teaching you? ‘How to inflate your own ego’?” Konohamaru laughed.
“No, he’s just teaching us some stupid thing with shuriken.”
“If you want to learn about weapons you should talk to TenTen! She’d be more helpful than the closet pervert. Well, unless she has her tongue down Neji’s—”
“Konohamaru-kun!!” A shrill voice called effectively cutting Naruto off. The young kunoichi appeared next to Naruto and kept talking. “I've been looking all over for you! How dare you ditch and leave me and Udon alone with Ebisu-sensei?”
Konohamaru smiled. “Sorry Moegi, my brain was frying with all that hot air he was spewing.
“We’d better go or he’ll find us.”
“And where, my lucky pupils, would you possibly be going? You are privileged with having the best teacher in all of Konoha and you ditch training?” Konohamaru and Moegi both visibly paled and began to tremble.
“E-e-Ebisu-sensei!”
“I do not care to hear it.” He dragged the two wayward genin back to where they were supposed to be. Naruto turned and resumed heading toward his apartment. His heart ached. Feeling drained, he opened the door to find an unwelcome Uchiha lounging nonchalantly on his couch.

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“Uchiha, you ass, get the hell out of my apartment.” The blond growled at him, his voice near feral. Sasuke almost winced at the formality of the name. Naruto is never formal with anyone. He stood to face the enraged other.
“Bite me.” He said monotonously. Naruto growled again and leapt over the couch, tackling and pinning Sasuke to the ground and bit him. Sasuke’s eyes drifted shut as he was overcome by pleasure. Naruto roughly sank his teeth into pearly skin a second time then the comfortable weight pinning Sasuke to the floor was gone.
“Now get the fuck out.” Naruto yanked Sasuke off the floor and pushed him out the door. Sasuke, still somewhat flustered with the whole situation, left without another word.

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Naruto flopped himself onto the couch. I should just rape him next time he teases me like that.
“That sounds like fun, brat.”
Shut up you stupid fox.
“He so obviously wants you.”
He said no.
“That never stopped you before.”
Sasuke is different.
“If by “different” you mean “gorgeous” then I agree”
Shut up.
The fox laughed but shut up.
Fuck, even Gaara, Mr. Personal-space-issues, has a girlfriend but I'm not allowed anyone? Kakashi has a girl too. She doesn’t seem to like Iruka or Sakura too much though. …Sakura. Damnit. Naruto fell into a fitful slumber filled with vast amounts of sweaty Uchiha avengers all flushed and moaning in pleasure.
He woke the next morning, Friday he realized for some odd reason, with a stiff back, dry red eyes, and a cold heart. He laid there on the couch for a minute.
“I told you brat, just go jump him.”
Shut up. Go bother someone else Naruto retorted, mentally drained even for just waking up.
“I can’t baka”
Then shut up
“Let’s find Sasuke”
Leave me alone
“He wants you and you know it”
Naruto placed a kunai against his wrist calmly. Unless you have a death wish I suggest shutting the hell up. Kyuubi fell quiet. Naruto rose and trudged to the bathroom to rid himself of Sasuke's scent and taste. He scrubbed till his skin was pink and his gums were bleeding a bit. He still smelled like the bastard. Oh well.
He pulled on some clothes, covered his problems with a happy mask, and opened his door to find a flustered Hinata. He smiled and greeted her warmly.
“Ohayo, Hinata-chan.”
“O-ohayo N-Naruto-kun. I-I-I was wondering if you’d l-like to go on a p-picnic with me.” She wrung her hands around the handle of the basket she was holding, blushing brightly and looking everywhere but his face. Kyuubi made a lewd comment concerning the shy Hyuuga heiress, leather, and chains. Naruto scowled while mentally berating the perverted fox. Hinata’s breath hitched.
“Naruto-kun?”
“Gomen, Hinata-chan. It isn’t you. And thanks for breakfast but I'm not really hungry.” He smiled devilishly. “I'm sure Kiba would love to join you though. Sayonara!” He walked off leaving a bewildered Hinata behind. He wandered aimlessly through Konoha for a few hours before his stomach reprimanded him for refusing Hinata's kind offer.
“Haha I should go eat.” He set off toward his favorite eating establishment.
“Oi! Ojii-chan! Miso ramen onegai!”
“Hi Naruto-kun.” Naruto waved then shouted “Itadakimasu” and began to stuff his face. When he’d eaten his fill he paid and went to the training field to work off his lunch. When he got there something odd met his eyes.

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A/N OH the lovely reviews *hugs the two who reviewed*

Reno's_Lover: If I told you why Sakura and naruto went to bed together it would ruin the whole third chapter for ya. I beg your patience.


Ally: Thanks so much. Good reviews and encouragement are much appreciated they help keep me motivated!!

also... not all the chapters will be up this fast cuz i've had the first three written for a while now and i am working on the fourth so yeahhhhh