The 'Million Dollar' Man

The 'Million Dollar' Man

Beta'd by- j7nx


::Chapter 2: Itachi's Plan::


Sasuke stared at perfectly blue eyes; he jumped up and threw his pop onto him. The liquid poured down the blonde's chest, soaking the front real fast.

“And here I thought the wetness was going to be in you.” Naruto smirked at the other boy's expression. He then glanced at his soaked gray T-shirt.

“Who the hell are you!?” He yelled at the smirking blonde.


“Sasuke.” He father was going to answer.

Sasuke turned to Fugaku but he didn't finish. Sasuke soon felt a hand rubbing his backside, he heard someone behind him whispered into his ear, “I'm your probation officer and when I'm through with you, your ass is going to be so sore.” Naruto removed his hand and moved in front of Sasuke to shake Fugaku’s hand once more.

“It was nice seeing you sir.” He looked back at Sasuke; “I'll be seeing you real soon.” He moved to the door and left.

'Pop Goes Splash, Splash, Splash'

Naruto walked through the building. Someone who had free time found him. Sakura watched him, hoping not to get caught. They were outside the building. Naruto crossed the street with Sakura slowly following him. She watched him sign for a taxi, she walked right behind him, and he didn't even notice her as he was giving directions and they were off.

Sakura knew it wasn't that far so she was really glad she didn't wear high heels today or this would have been painful. But then the thought of pain made her horny. So she damned herself but then decided to wear them tomorrow. Tomorrow she would run the hell out of them.

The taxi stopped at a street corner; Sakura watched the blonde step out. He was laughing along with the car driver about something. He soon walked in a building while she watched him disappear. Sakura was almost there when the blond disappeared completely.

It looked like a normal sized building. Quickly going in, she was just in time to see the blonde going into an office door, looking at the see-through door, with black, bold letters, that said Uchiha. The name didn't faze her, as her brain snapped into crazy mood. She approached the see-through door but still couldn't see the blond. He was way too far in for her to see him or what’s going on in there. But Sakura really wanted to see him again so she walked back outside to find something that could help her with her problem.

'Pop Goes Splash, Splash, Splash'

“How was it?” Itachi asked the blonde who just came in without a knock. He just walked in and took a seat, like he always did.


“Why didn't you tell me about your brother's background?” Naruto’s body was leaning back, with one hand on his leg and the other dangling down at his side.


“Is it a problem for you?” Itachi narrowed his eyes up at him.

“No, not at all. I just don't like surprises.” Naruto stated simply. “I'm moving into your house, if you don't like my method tell me.” Naruto muttered.

“That's fine. I’ll make the arrangements for you to move in tomorrow.” Itachi went back to his work at hand.

Naruto breathed evenly, he didn't move from his seat. The blond knew Itachi didn't care whether he stayed or not, so he stayed. He just sat back and watched him. He surely was a busy bee, just like his father. Then that made Naruto re-think about Sasuke. He wasn't like his father or brother. He wasn't responsible like them. That made him like Naruto. Naruto couldn't care about responsibility that was for workaholics. He didn't want that, which’s why he became someone that people could pay for something.

Naruto didn't know what he was, but who cares? He was good at it. Whatever it was, people paid him for it. So he didn't question this thing he had over people. He was lovable, kind, and easy to make friends with.

Naruto was too busy thinking to hear a sound that Itachi heard. Itachi lifted his head up and asked what was that sound, only to have Naruto snapping out of his thinking. Naruto waited for a second, until he heard it too.

They both looked out of Itachi’s office window. A pink-haired woman had climbed up a tree that was way too close to the window. She had been spotted so she smiled at them. Both males tiled their heads at the same time.


Naruto shook his head and stood up from his chair, “That's my q to leave.” Since when did life become so crazy?


'Pop Goes Splash, Splash, Splash'

It was late into the day when father and son headed home from a hard day’s work. Sasuke was the first inside the house and he immediately stripped out of his jacket and tossed it onto the marble floors. He soon loosened his tie, pulling it over his head, when he was halfway up the stairs and threw the tie on the steps.

His father came in and watched the tie fall. He narrowed his eyes at his son's back. Fugaku muttered under his breath as he picked up his son's jacket and went to find Mikoto.

'Pop Goes Splash, Splash, Splash'

It was bright and way too early to be waking up to loud noises. Once his eyelids opened there was no way back to sleep. A feeling of discomfort was brought to his mind. He forgot he was still in the suit and he wasn't under his covers. Sasuke shifted to the end of his bed, dropping his feet to the ground. He soon got up, his white shirt was untucked over his black pants, and he was glad he took off his jacket and tie.


He walked in front of the body mirror, rubbing his eyes first. He then took in his appearance. He smoothed back his hair and combed his bangs out. He smoothed down his white shirt, with both hands. After looking at himself he went to his closet for some clean clothes.


Dressing in blue jeans and a long sleeve wool shirt, half navy the other half royal blue, he then went back to the body mirror. Checking himself over once more before leaving his room.


Sasuke went downstairs when the same noise that woke him up was coming from the kitchen, he stumble through the swinging door to see that the whole kitchen was a mess. Bits of mixture was laying on counters, flour covered the tiles floors. In the middle of this mess was a blonde looking at a cooking book, with a wooden spoon in hand. He even had a chef’s hat on and a pink apron on.


Sasuke held the door open and just let it go causing the blonde chef to look over his shoulder. The side of his face was smeared with something white.


“What the hell are you doing here?” Sasuke hissed out, with a faint blush on his cheeks. This was the same guy from yesterday, the one who grabbed his ass in front of his own father nonetheless. This guy had the balls to do that, but it won't happen a second time.

“I live here.” Naruto turned back to his cooking. The yeast he put in the bowl that had something else began to rise up. Slipping over the rim and sliding down to meet the counter.

“Crap!” Naruto scooped up the batter and began to drop it back into the bowl, doing it over and over.

“You dump ass!” Sasuke rushed over to help the idiot. “You can't cook a shit.”


“Well I got here around 3 and I couldn't get to sleep.”

“So you just came in here and started cooking? What a minute, you live here? What does that mean?”

“As of 3 am I moved in. I'm in the guest room, just two doors down from you.” Naruto grinned.


Sasuke stared at perfectly blue eyes, the same eyes he stared at yesterday. He had nothing to throw at him, his eyes shifted to examine the room for anything. Nothing seemed to pop out. Sasuke huff and turn to leave to the room.


Mikoto was standing there when Sasuke pushed the door. Sasuke didn't say anything as he walked past his mother.


“He's got a cute butt.” Mikoto told her son as soon as he passed her.


“Mom!” Sasuke didn't look back; he made his way back up to his room.


Mikoto just shrugged and left to go do the laundry.

'Pop Goes Splash, Splash, Splash'


Naruto was done messing around, after overhearing Mikoto commenting about his cute butt which made him blush slightly. He then left the kitchen, making sure she wasn't there. He went upstairs, he knew where Sasuke was and it was about time he teaches him a little lesson.

Naruto went in without knocking and was surprised by what he saw. Sasuke was standing in front of a body mirror and grabbing his own ass. He tilted his head, then his head shot up back into place, clearing his throat to get his attention.


Sasuke knew someone came in he just thought it was his mother, only to find it was the blond idiot. Sasuke was furious as he stomped towards the moron. Sasuke shoved at the other boy’s chest and slammed the door in his face.


“Ever heard of knocking?” Sasuke yelled at his door, knowing the blonde was listening.

“Ever heard of respecting your elders?” Naruto yelled back. “Now quit your grab asses and get out here!”


The door came flying open, “Get lost, loser. I don't need you around making my life any worse then it already is.”


“You’re the one who made it worse in the first place.” The blonde crossed his arms behind his head.


“Now come.” The blonde turned around to go back down stairs. He didn't look back to make sure Sasuke followed.


Sasuke didn't move, he wasn't going to follow an idiot. He went back inside his room, locking the door behind him. He went to his window, that was already open, he was going down the ladder he had put there years ago, only to find it missing, gripping the frame as he looked down at the ground. He rushed over to his door; unlocking the door and throwing it open to find a blonde haired man smiling at him.


“I saw it this morning and I told myself to take that down before little Sasuke hurts himself.” He pouted at Sasuke like a little baby.


“Now you do as I say and we won't have any problems.” The blonde winked at him and threw his shoulder around him and made their way downstairs together. The blonde took Sasuke into the kitchen.


“You’re going to help me clean up this mess, Sasuke.” The blonde pushed Sasuke in front of him.


“You made it. You do it.” Sasuke sneered back over his shoulder at him.

“But it's your kitchen.” The blonde pointed out.


“I'm not doing it!”


“Oh you’re going to.”


“No you’re-” Sasuke was cut off from what he was going to say.


“We could do this all day, just shut up and grab a mop.” The blonde ordered.


TBC


I want 15 or more before I start Chapter 3.


!!!!!!!!!!!!Reviews!!!!!!!!!!!!


I really don't want to answer 41 reviews, so I'm going to do it in groups.

Thanks for the wonderful reviews.

About Itachi car type...I really didn't thought about that...I might think of one later...

As for my brother nasty review...Thanks so much, they made me laugh a little.

And enjoy this short fic that has nothing to do with Naruto! I found it in my cousin junk and I just type it up.

Bonus Story.


Everybody who has a dog calls him either Rover or Fido. I call mine Sex. Now, Sex is a very embarrassing name.


One day I took Sex for a walk and he ran away from me. I spent hours looking for the dog. A cop came over to me and said, “what are you doing in this alley at 4:00 in the morning?”

I said, “I'm looking for Sex.” My case comes up Thursday.


One day I went to city hall to get a dog license and told the clerk, “I would like to have a license for Sex.


He said, “I would like to have one too.”


Then I said, “But this is a dog,” and he said he didn't call how she looking.
Then I said, “you don't understand. I had sex since I was two years old.”
He said, “you must have been a very strong baby.”

I told him that when my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, “your honor I had sex before I was married,” and the judge said, “me too.”


Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me, and he said, “me too.”
When I told him that I had Sex on L.U. He said, “show off.” I told him that it was a contest and he told me I should have sold tickets. I also told the judge about my wife and I went on our honeymoon and we took the dog Sex.


When I check into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and I, and a special room for Sex. The clerk said that all the room in the motel was for Sex.
Then I said, “you don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night,” and the clerk said, “me too.”


I give up...