Who's Your Daddy

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What The Hell… Naruto?!
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Sakura awaited Naruto and Kakashi anxiously at team seven’s meeting point. Her stomach was currently located somewhere around her throat, while her heart beat fluttered every few seconds. It had been ten days since she had last seen Naruto, which happened to be the night where she took his virginity. She had left Naruto sleeping in his apartment, while she changed back into her female form and took a quick shower. She felt bad about leaving him all alone after something so monumental, but her parents would worry if she wasn’t in her own bed that night. She had brushed off their questions saying that a training session had gone a little longer than usual. It was so strange how things happened. Thinking back she regretted their transformations. Naruto shouldn’t have had to spend his first time in a foreign body, nor should she have been the one to allow him to. The need for release was just too much for the both of them.

Sighing she leaned back against the bridge, crossing her arms and waiting it out. ‘Now this is just getting ridiculous… I know Kakashi is almost always late… but now Naruto too? Hope he isn’t too scared to face me. Fuck, why did I have to go and screw things up?’

“Yo.”

Sakura screamed as her fist darted out to sucker punch the intruder. Sakura opened her eyes to see Kakashi flying over the edge of the bridge. Landing with a splat. Sakura looked over the edge to see the silver haired jounin jump out of the water sputtering. A small stream of red dripped from his nose, running pink as it combined with the water. Without a word he hefted himself out of the water and made his way back onto the bridge.

Sakura was torn. Either she apologized and made it seem as if the whole thing was her fault, so she simply huffed and blamed the entire event on her sensei. Finally finishing her struggle with her inner demon Sakura determined she should be the mature one and apologize.

“Sorry for hitting you Sensei, but you really should have snuck up on me like that. You know Tsunade trained me in reflex fighting, and I really couldn’t help it.”

“Ma Ma, don’t worry about it. You just seemed so deep into thought that I couldn’t help but try and scare you.”Kakashi said, waving the apology off with the flick of a hand, while his eyes sparkled with mirth.

“You mean to tell me, that you meant to scare me?” Sakura gritted out, grinding her teeth in anger, her nails forming small crescent shaped marks in her hands.

Kakashi backed up slowly, afraid of awaking the beast. Deciding that that singular moment required a distraction immediately he said the first thing that came into his mind to spare himself. “Say do you know where Naruto is?”

Sakura stopped her prowl mid-step, as a wave of sadness washed over her. “No, I haven’t seen him in a while.” Looking back up she made contact with Kakashi’s appraising gaze. “I mean the baka has been so annoying lately that I’ve done everything within my power to avoid him.”

Kakashi appeared to be disappointed, merely sighing he turned around and headed back off the bridge.

“Kakashi sensei where are you going?” Sakura asked, quickly moving to catch up with her sensei.

“Well if Naruto isn’t going to come to us, then we’ll just have to go to him.”

The pinkette gulped as she nodded her head and fell into step behind the man. They slowly made their way over to Naruto’s apartment. During the walk Kakashi couldn’t help but look over to observe his pink haired student. It seemed the closer they got to the blonde’s apartment the more and more anxious she appeared. ‘What in the world is going on between those two?’ Kakashi wondered.

Kakashi knocked on the door to Naruto’s apartment, not hearing an answer, he tried the handle, surprisingly finding that it was open. Taking a step inside the Jounin noticed that the room wasn’t nearly as dirty as it was when the blond was younger.

“Naruto?” Kakashi called out.

Receiving no answer the man ventured further into the apartment. Stopping when he reached a small hall he heard a noise to the left of him.

“Naruto?”

He man touched the handle, and opened the door, the sight of an absolutely stunning blonde women met his eyes. She had the most beautifully formed ass he had ever seen. A flow of blood began down his nose, while his mouth hung open underneath his mask. The blonde had truly outdone himself, sneaking behind her he reached around the blonde’s head and placed his hands over her eyes.

“Guess Who-“

A resounding smack echoed through the whole apartment.

“Naruto… did you just… slap me?” Kakashi asked, rubbing his blood red cheek gently.

“Yes, and I’m giving you three seconds to get out before I kick your ass.” The teen growled, holding a towel protectively over his assets.

“Oh don’t be like that Naruto, Sakura-chan and I were just worried about you, and we came all the way here to get you for the mission…” Kakashi paused for a moment giving Naruto a once over. “By the way, is there a particular reason why you’re in a female form? “

“Oh… well you see I just thought that I should try holding up a disguise for as long as I possibility could.. you know, testing my chakra and seeing how my stamina holds… all that fun stuff.” Naruto said one hand waving as he spoke while the other rested behind his head, scratching the area nervously… However his nervous habits were forgotten by the perverted teacher as he stared at the now completely naked frontal view of the busty teen, the towel have long ago dropped when Naruto began speaking with his hands.

“Yo…. Kakashi-sensei?” Naruto asked waving his hand in front of the stunned man. “What’s…” Naruto looked down, realizing that he was in fact, butt naked. Shaking his head and giving up on the man he made his way into his bedroom, bent over and began searching through his clothes… that was how Sakura walked in.

“Hey sensei did you find… Holy CRAP! Naruto!” Sakura said, her mouth opening, and her eyes widening to fully appreciate the view her teammate was giving her. ‘The things I could do to that ass in male form…oh god, both of us as guys… or together as girls, or, or… with his clones… DAMMIT Sakura, get your mind out of the gutter!’Sakura mentally scolded herself. Meanwhile her inner Sakura was happily sending enticing visions to the kunochi, her intent to get her as riled up as possible and willing to take the blonde again, and again.

Naruto froze at the sound of Sakura’s voice. He spun around seconds after she called his name, a shirt in hand to cover the naughty bits. Blushing he rushed past Kakashi again, pushing the still mesmerized man out of the bathroom as he slammed the door shut. ‘Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh, god, OH GOD. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fucking FUCK!’ The teen cursed while he paced the bathroom. Sighing he looked in the mirror.

“You can do this, you can pull yourself together. Sakura will hopefully know what’s wrong and no one else will have to find out.” Naruto nodded his head, and pulled the oversized orange shirt over his head, snagging a pair of black spandex shorts from the floor he tugged those on as well. Slipping into a pair of his shinobi shoes he did one last look into the mirror. Feeling that something was off he grabbed two discarded rubber bands from the counter and pulled the strands into two pig tails. Nodding he finally opened the door.

Kakashi had long since regained his composition from seeing the delicious blonde, but taking one look at the over sized shirt revealing a delicate tan shoulder he had to restrain himself from merely jumping his student. Sakura looked guiltily over to the teen, a blush gracing her already pink cheeks.

“I have something to tell you…” Naruto began, catching the attention of not only his sensei, but also worrying Sakura.

“Does it have anything to do with the fact that you’re in female form?” Kakashi asked, looking over the teen, a spark twinkling in his visible eye. ‘I wonder if they allow student teacher relationships if they aren’t technically in the same body as the student…’

“Yes. Well, maybe you should both sit down.” The blonde said, motioning to the couch and chair situated in his living room. Sakura nodded seriously, taking her place on the couch, while Kakashi followed. ‘ I wonder what’s wrong with him… Naruto rarely acts this serious, and why is he… Oh God. What if the jutsu messed up, and there’s something wrong.’ Sakura’s heartbeat quickened as she fidgeted in her seat waiting Naruto to begin to talk.

“Ok… so you see its like this… About a week ago I wanted to test out my sexy no jutsu and test its boundaries…” He said, looking at Sakura in the eyes. She knew the truth of what Naruto was saying… the explanation was only for the sake of throwing off Kakashi, he was silently asking her to play along. She nodded to the teen, causing him to sigh and continue.

“So anyways… I got into the form, and I guess I fell asleep in it, I got up the next day sometime in the afternoon and noticed I was still in the form. I just decided to go with the flow thinking that, ‘hey, this will be a great way to test my stamina and chakra to see if I can hold it up for awhile.’ So I stayed in the form for the rest of the day as I did chores, worked out a little, the usual. Again I fell asleep in the form, and the next day when I tried to get out of it… I couldn’t.”

“What do you mean you couldn’t?” Kakashi asked, his eyesbrows raising in question.

Naruto met his eyes, “I mean I couldn’t. My chakra wasn’t obeying me, no matter how much I tried to get out of it I just couldn’t. It’s like my body was fighting me. Needless to say I freaked out..”

“Why didn’t you go to Tsunade, Naruto?” Sakura asked.

Naruto eye’s met her own, as if he was pleading with her. Immediately she caught his drift. Tsunade wouldn’t buy his bullshit for a second and she’d demand to know what happened in reality… and Naruto wanted to protect the both of them.

“Oh wait… you were going to pull a prank with the jutsu weren’t you!” Sakura exclaimed.

Naruto looked at her questioningly before catching on, “What no way Sakura! I’d never do something like that!”

“Me thinks the lady doth protest too much.” Kakashi said, with a smirk. “So who were you pranking?” Kakashi asked.

‘Hook, line, and sinker.’ Naruto thought to himself. Sighing he lowered his head, “I was planning on playing a joke on the hermit pervert. It only serves him right for abandoning my training here. I thought I’d trick him in the bath houses, then get him beat up by the other women there.”

“A wonderful plan Naruto, but it seems you’re ways have back fired. Come on, we’re taking you to Hokage to get you fixed up, hopefully she’ll know what’s wrong.”

Naruto shook his head frantically, ‘She’ll know! She’s find out about Sakura and I and she’ll be shunned by the community for associating with the ‘monster’ “If Tsunade-sama finds out that I’ve been pranking again she’ll skin me alive. Last time she threatened to make stop all shops from selling me ramen…. RAMEN! She’s evil I tell you, pure evil!”

“Evil or not unless you wish to remain a girl for the rest of your life then I suggest that we go. Although I’m not too opposed to the idea of you staying in that form.” ‘But if he does I think I may have more than a few troubles concentrating during missions.’ Kakashi thought to himself, leering inwardly at the vision of the teen’s long tan legs springing from tree to tree.

Naruto spotted the perverted look gracing his sensei’s face and cringed. ‘Damn. Tsunade it is.’ Sighing the blonde nodded his head. “I’ll go.”

Sakura placed a reassuring hand on her teammates shoulder, “I’m sure it’s nothing, your system probably just adapted to being in the female form after such a long time and thought it was the norm. Tsunade can fix it, after she’s the best medic-nin in all of fire country. Have faith.”

Naruto graced Sakura with a small smile. “Thanks Sakura-chan.”

Naruto leaned over and placed his lips right by Sakura’s ear, “I won’t tell her what happened between us, no matter if she tortures me or not. That’s my way of the ninja.” He whispered.

Sakura smiled and gave his hand a small squeeze. “Thanks.”

“Well let’s get a move on.” Kakashi said, finally breaking from his lecherous visions.

Naruto nodded, and followed the pair out the door. Locking it. Looking back he sighed. He had spent over a week holed up in his apartment trying anything and everything to dispel the jutsu, only to be stuck where he was in the beginning, forced to go to the old hag, and still in female form. Sometimes life just isn’t fair. He seemed to always be the one who took the brunt of the blame during failed missions, the one who always seemed to set of traps, the one who was always caught. Even after his time with Jiraya he still seemed to be the butt monkey of fate. His brief relationship with Gaara was even halted and stressed when his lover was captured and killed. And to top it off he had given his virginity to his best friend. He didn’t hold any pretense about what Sakura was to him, she was at best an old crush turned loyal ally and best friend, but he didn’t harbor any feelings for her beyond that.

‘Gaara’s going to be pissed when he finds out that Sakura took my virginity. Dammit. Why did I get so caught up in the moment. I don’t regret what we did… well not too much, but still.’

Naruto caught in his musings failed to notice the stares of the villagers as they saw the delightful blonde strolling by Kakashi and Sakura, some recognized the demon container’s sexy no jutsu right away, while others took the time to admire the dazzling teen. She truly was a sight in their eyes.

“Naruto.”

“Naruto.”

“Hey Baka!” Sakura said, smacking the teen from his reverie.

“Owww! Sakura-chan! That hurt.” Naruto whined, rubbing the back of his head.

“Then pay attention. We’re here.”

Naruto looked up at the tower, sighing in displeasure as he mounted the steps. He took time to admire his surroundings, it was only a matter of time before Tsunade killed him for messing around with his jutsu. Heck she may even force him to remain in such a form. He could only hope that Gaara liked him for who he was on the inside and not outside, because otherwise the teen might be in for a bit of a surprise. It not like they had been together for long anyways…

Standing before the door they knocked, Shizune stepping out to greet them with a smile. “What brings you here?”

Kakashi pointed behind him where Naruto was doing his very best to make himself as small as possible. “The brat stayed in his jutsu form for too long and got stuck. We need the Godaime to fix him if at all possible.”

Shizune took one look at the blonde and her lips quirked in a knowing smile. ‘Oh he’s in for it this time.’ “I’ll tell her you’ve arrived.” Disappearing behind the door she reappeared seconds later, motioning for them to enter.

Tsunade watching appraisingly as the team entered into her office. She looked slightly surprised, as she was under the impression that they had a minor mission for today. “What brings you… What the hell… Naruto?” She said.

Naruto fidgeted under her gaze. “Hey, Tsunade Baa-chan.” He said sheepishly.

“Why are you a female?”

“Oh… that’s right… you haven’t seen his sexy no jutsu have you…” Kakashi murmured. “Well you see its like this, the brat invented a technique similar to henge that changes the user in a ‘sexy’ version of their opposite gender. Surprisingly it actually is has been useful as a distraction in battle-“

“But Naruto usually only uses it to mess with the perverts in the town.” Sakura finished.

“So why are you in the form now?”

“Uhhh… well you see… its sort of like this… and then… at that point I… and you see… I couldn’t just…”

“What Naruto was trying to say is that he was attempting to pull a prank on Jiraya, when he fell asleep in the form, trying to change back after two days in the form he discovered he couldn’t.” Sakura stated.

Tsunade sighed and got up from her seat, “Well let’s see what’s wrong brat.”

She began a chakra scan of the blonde’s body, her hands running over top of his entire form, up the arms, down the legs, his head, his chest, but when she reached his abdomen she stopped. Shaking her head she went back to examining the area, stopping again, and looking closer. Her hands dropped to her sides like lead weights and she stepped back as if burned. She looked back and forth between Kakashi, and Naruto.

“KAKASHI YOU PERVERTED BASTARD!” The woman screeched launching herself at the man.

Luckily the man was able to move quickly to the side to dodge a chakra infused fist. Tsuande followed behind him closely, waiting for him to make a mistake, in the mean time she was screaming obstinacies at the poor jounin. Gulping he flitted around the room, swerving around the desk, jumping off walls, hiding behind Naruto…

“DON’T YOU DARE TOUCH HIM AGAIN! I’M GOING TO MAKE SURE YOU WILL NEVER AGAIN HAVE CHILDREN!”

Kakashi’s one visible eye perked at Tsunade’s words. “What in the word are you taking about ‘touch him again?’ I haven’t touched the brat.”

The blonde Hokage’s eyes glared holes into the hands resting upon the teen’s shoulders. Kakashi looked down at his hands and removed them quickly, backing up towards the door. Sakura watched her sensei, and mentor in action, her eyes flitting back and forth between the pair, making eye contact with Naruto who shrugged his shoulders she merely took in the interactions of the pair.

“YOU DAMN WELL KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT. DON’T PLAY INNOCENT.”

Upon hearing the Hokage screaming obstinacies the Anbu in charge of guarding the woman entered the room silently. “Do you need any help Madam Hokage?” The man asked.

Calming to a point where Kakashi could breathe the woman turned back to the Anbu, shaking her head and dismissing the man with a smile. With a puff of smoke he was gone, leaving a confused Naruto, a terrified Kakashi, an amused Sakura and a pissed of Sannin.

“SIT.” She growled, making Naruto take a seat beside Kakashi while Sakura took her own seat near the blond.

Sighing the woman brought out a bottle of Sake, not even bothering with the cup she placed it to her lips and took a large drink…still going… and still going… Christ Tsunade… wow… she’s going to be feeling that later. Finally putting the bottle onto the desk the woman wiped her lips and stared at Kakashi and Naruto sitting on the couch.

The blond shinobi was at this point sweating bullets, “Baa-chan, what the hell is wrong with me? Why can’t I change back?”

“Naruto, I’m not quite sure how I’m going to go about saying this… so I’m going to do it quick, like ripping out a kunei.”

“Am I dying?” The blond asked, tears filling his beautiful cerulean eyes.

“No. But give me a second after I tell you and Kakashi will be.” She growled.

“Why’s that Tsunade-sama?” Sakura asked, finally realizing that the blonde’s attack on her sensei was no joke.

“Because the bastard should know firsthand that Student-Teacher relationships are frowned upon, there was no way he should have taken advantage like he did, and he shouldn’t have made you lie about the true purposes behind the jutsu. What he did to my gaki is inexcusable.”

“What did Kakashi sensei do to me Baa-chan?” Naruto asked, eyes watering. ‘ Oh God… I’m going to die because of something random that Kakashi did to me…. And I never really got a chance to live… I’m going to die as a female. At least I won’t die as a virgin. Forgive me Gaara… I’ll never get a chance to be your equal.’

“Oh Naruto…” she cooed, moving to envelop the crying blond in her arms. “Too innocent to even understand what that evil man forced you to do.”

At this point Naruto was nodding his head, his tears falling from his eyes as Kakashi stared on in disbelief. “What in the world are you accusing me of? This day is completely unfair, first I get hit by Sakura, then I get smacked by Naruto, and now I’m being accused of god knows what!”

Tsunade’s eyes narrowed, “Sakura hit you too? Did you try to come on to her as well?! Hmmm?! Did you decide that corrupting poor Naruto wasn’t enough but to try to hit on Sakura as well. That is the final straw. Kakashi I challenge you to a fight to the death.”

“Nani!?” The jounin yelled getting to his feet and scrambling to the edge of the room.

Sakura stood up from her chair, moving to block Kakashi with her body. “Tsunade-sama, Kakashi did nothing untoward to me… well, except his usual lewd comments, and he’s made no move towards Naruto what-so-ever… well minus the suggestive comments… and the staring… and the touching…”

Tsunade’s left eye twitched rapidly. Sakura noticing her sensei’s actions quickly moved to remedy the situation.

“But in all honesty he was just joking around. It’s not like he’d actually do something with Naruto. Right Sensei?” Sakura said nudging the jounin in the ribs.

“Mmm… Ah! Right Sakura.” The man replied still staring at the chest of the blonde Hokage.

‘He’s impossible.’ “But honestly, Naruto has been alone all week, and he was training by himself before, Kakashi hasn’t been with him, and I’m sure that you can find other people to back that up. After all even Naruto will tell you.”

“Is this true Gaki?” Tsunade asked.

The blonde nodded his head. Tsunade’s eyes widened, “but- then… who? You mean you and Naruto haven’t been together? Tsunade asked.

Kakashi shook his head, “What in the world would make you think I liked the brat in that way?”

Sakura laughed, “Wait you thought Kakashi and Naruto were… together, together? As in like doing the horizontal limbo?” She held her sides as she looked between Naruto and Kakashi laughing at the pair of disgusted looks.

“Ughhhh… Like I’d ever like that pervert.”

“You aren’t that appealing yourself there blondie.”

“You didn’t say that when you were staring at my assets when I came out of the shower. Pervert!”

“Brat!”

“Hentai!”

“Shrimp.”

Naruto eyes narrowed in anger “Who are you calling a shrimp?!” Naruto growled getting out of his seat to face off against his sensei. “Who are you calling too short to satisfy a man! I’ll show you!”

The blonde promptly launched his feminine form at the teacher, Kakashi preparing for the attack tensed, only to find the blonde’s lean body pressed against his own and slender arms encircling his neck. “Kakashi-sensei….” She sensually purred into his ear, before blowing on the appendage softly. Her lips tracing the ridge of the lobe, as she began to whisper.

Tsunade and Sakura stood shell shocked, albeit slightly turned on by the turn of events. What little skin was visible on Kakashi’s face flushed red, a pink tongue peeked out of cherry lips to nip and lick the ear before the man finally let out a spray of blood from his nostrils, his flattened body floating to the floor like a leaf.

Naruto smirked. “Take that you Hentai!” ‘I really am beginning to think that this form works on all adults.’

Tsunade shook her head in shock. “If you haven’t been with Kakashi who have you been involved with Naruto?”

The blonde flushed, and shook his head. “Why would you think that I’ve been with anyone baa-chan?”

The Hokage cleared her throat, “because I highly doubt you go into your condition through immaculate conception.”

Sakura gasped and nearly collapsed to the floor, her hands covering her mouth and her eyes wide. She looked pitifully towards Naruto, her eyes displaying a jumble of emotions, surprise, happiness, anger, disgust, pain, and mostly complete and utter astonishment. Meanwhile Naruto remained still, uncomprehending of the situation.

“Ummm… What’s immaculate conception?”

Tsunade looked on in disbelief while a twinkle formed in the corner of Sakura’s eyes… ‘Eternally the dobe’. She thought to herself.

…Two hours of intense conversation and explanations, from Sakura, Tsunade and a recently revived Kakashi, about the birds and the bee’s, conception and everything between later …

Naruto sat on the couch, all color drained from his face. “How could this happen?” He whispered.

“I believe we fully explained ‘how’ it happened… now the only question is ‘who’?” Tsunade said.

Sakura shuddered, she knew that once Tsunade found out that she was the ‘father’ that there was going to be a lot of explaining to do. There were expectations put upon the younger shinobi, especially with Konoha in such a precarious position they needed all the ninja’s they could get. Getting a fellow shinobi pregnant was almost unthinkable… and considering that she got a male shinobi pregnant, who just happened to be the container of the Kyuubi, the ‘little brother’ of the Hokage, and #1 on Akatsuki’s hit list, she pretty much could assure herself that she was in for some mighty punishment. Sighing and resigning herself she await her fate.

“There was no one else.” Naruto stated quietly. Making eye contact with Sakura as he uttered those fateful words.

Tsunade looked on questioningly. “What do you mean there was no one else? Babies don’t spring out of thin air, no matter what you were taught before. I thought we straightened you out-“

“I know!” Naruto said with a glare. “I’m not stupid Tsunade-sama.” Tsunade cringed at the use of her name. Only when Naruto was mad or in trouble did he call her by her name or title.

“I said I was ‘experiementing’… and I was… just, with myself.” Naruto said, a flush coming to his cheeks.

“You mean you used bushin no jutsu to…” Kakashi began. Naruto nodded his head in affirmation. A twinkle appeared in Kakashi’s eyes, “That’s really hot…” He said, before receiving a smack that sent him reeling into the opposite wall.

“So your pregnant with a child from your own genes… That’s not good Naruto, it would be like a twin impregnating their sibling, your child could have major deformities, and how do we know that this isn’t some scheme made by Kyuubi, for all you know Naruto it was his seed and not your own that impregnated you.”

“THAT’S NOT TRUE!” Naruto shouted, his hand moving to cover his abdomen protectively.

“Maybe, maybe not. But you have to consider the possibility, after all the council will, as will the rest of the citizens. You’re only a genin, there’s no way you could support a child on your own, you’re being hunted by a immensely powerful group and would be left vulnerable, and how do you think you’ll be able to accomplish any of your goals while raising a child?”

“So what… you want me to kill it?” Naruto whispered bitterly.

Sakura stared on at the interaction between the two, her frame shaking, she was appalled and horrified. The way that Tsunade was talking, it was like she wanted Naruto to kill the baby… her baby… their baby. But everything she said, it was right. There were so many things to consider and she couldn’t even catch her breath to help defend her teammate, her lover, the parent of her child. Sakura felt the bile raising at the back of her throat. ‘My baby…’ She let out a pained sob and ran from the room.

Naruto watched Sakura with pain flickering through his eyes. ‘She’s given up. I’m alone in this.’ The darkness residing within Naruto heart cloaked his form, despair piercing his form. ‘Tsunade-sama is right, I’m alone… I have to think… I have to think about this.’

Tsunade watched as Sakura left, ‘poor girl, it must be a lot to handle finding out your teammate is a pregnant male… well… technically female.’ She turned back to Naruto. “I’m not saying that you should abort, but you should seriously think about this. You know I’m here to support you no matter your decision. I just want you to think hard.”

Naruto nodded. “I’m going to go home now… could you not tell anyone for a while. I have to think things out.”

“You do that, and if you need anything come to me. I won’t judge.” Tsunade said, placing a hand on his thin shoulder, and placing a chaste kiss on Naruto’s forehead.

Naruto nodded and quietly left the office, through the door for one of the first times.

‘Oh Naruto…’ Tsunade thought sadly as she shook her head and went back to her desk.

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Conscience: Not at all depressing.

Me: Well sorry for trying to add depth. And honestly, in most M-Preg stories people are all like... "Yay! A baby, lets rejoice!" Naruto wouldn't because a) It would add more chaos, and upset his goals, b) He's like 15. Dude. I know people in their 30's who can't handle a baby, let alone a teenage pregnancy, c) He doesn't really "love" Sakura, sure he loves her as a friend and is attracted to her... but it doesn't have that "spark" d) He's being chased by the most powerful group of missing nin ever, while the country is at war, and while almost all the citizens of Konoha hate and fear him... would you bring a baby into that? e) He never once considered he might get pregnant... he's the most naieve guy ever, although very perverted, he wasn't raised by anyone, and by all standards he shouldn't really know how to give love or raise a child, after all he wasn't raised well. He has no idea what to do.

In the end there's a lot of decisions that Naruto has to consider, and yeah there's going to be inner turmoil because of it.

Conscience: Ahhh... so I see.