Naruto: God Of Wind

Naruto: God of Wind

The Return



Disclaimer: I still don't own Naruto ;tear ;tear I wish I did but you know what they say "Wish in one hand, shit in the other and see which one fills up first." This is my second chapter and will suck more than the first which yes I know is hard to do but oh it will it will. Now this chapter will probably have either a straight out lemon or elude to a lemon I have yet to decide but something sexual will happen if you don't like then....well I don't really care I'm a pervert and I'm proud of it!!

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12 Years later, 1 mile away from Konoha…_________________________________________________________________



Two figures slowly approaching The Village Hidden in the Leaves break the horizon and cause the guards on duty to tense slightly as both figures look truly formidable. With the sun to their backs casting rather ominous shadows over their visages. Though the tense atmosphere was soon broken as the taller of the two though only slightly so, goes tumbling towards the ground when his foot got caught on a tree root.



“OUCH! GOD DAMN TREES ARE OUT TO GET ME!” shouted the embarrassed man. “OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! MY PRECIOUS RESEARCH!!!!!!!!!” exclaimed the man. He was on his hands and knees holding a now torn and soaked notebook that he had dropped in a mud puddle. “THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD’S AGAINST ME, MAN! I SWEAR TO KAMI!!” the man declared to the heavens with comedic tears pouring out of his now red and puffy eyes.



“Hahahahahahahahaha! Ero-sennin, that’s fucking hilarious!” shouted the now visible blonde.



“Damn it, gaki, help me up. It’s bad enough my research of you and that blonde waitress is ruined, but you laughing at my pitiful predicament is going too far!” shouted the thoroughly embarrassed and deeply saddened ‘Ero-sennin,’ which got the guards minds going, searching their minds for someone of that name, only to draw a blank.



“If you weren’t so wrapped up in writing about me and Kanami-chan in your perverted books, you’d have noticed that root,” responded the tall blonde as he pointed and laughed, only to straighten up. With an obviously perverted grin, he remembered the buxom blonde waitress who had provided him with ‘extra special’ service the day prior.



Flashback no Jutsu____________________________________________________________________________________



“Oh, Naruto-sama, it’s so big!” stated the shocked and lust filled voice of the blonde waitress at the ramen stand in a small nameless town about 40 miles outside Konoha. She was staring at the bulge that had started to form in said Naruto-sama’s pants due to a heavy make-out session.



“Sorry, Kanami-chan. I can’t help it. You did it to me with your beauty,” said Naruto as he stared into the deep emerald eyes of Kanami with an amount of lust in his gaze that easily rivaled the girls own.



“Oh, so it’s myyyyyyy fault, is it?” questioned Kanami, only to receive an affirmative nod from Naruto. “Well, then I guess I’ll just have to do something about it now, won’t I?” responded the lustful voice of Kanami as she started to rub the bulge in Naruto’s pants. Naruto’s head leaned back in the booth they were sitting at, in the back of the ramen stand, and placed his right hand on her firm ass and massaged it.



Kanami slowly slid him out of his pants, only to gasp once again, and look up into Naruto’s eyes in awe. This reaction caused Naruto to smile and kiss her deeply, which made her shiver in pleasure. Kanami then turned her attention towards the meat pole. She placed her right hand down to fondle his balls as her left hand wrapped around it. She then proceeded to pump it a few times while lowering her head to take the head in between her luscious lips. She sucked gently while pumping in a steady rhythm. Once her head was on it, he took his free hand and moved her hair out of the way so he could see this angel go to work.



As she started to take more of it into her mouth and pump faster, the moans and chants of her name from Naruto spurred her on, so much so, in fact, that she was getting off on this as well. This caused her to start sucking and jerking with more vigor than before. Suddenly Naruto whispered fiercely, “Kanami-chan, I’m gonna blo-” It was all he got out before she took one last long suck and he blew. And surprisingly, she swallowed it all. When that happened, she got so into it that she came right as his first spurt hit the back of her throat and he simultaneously slapped her tight ass with his right hand. His left hand cupped the back of her head in a loving way as she road out her orgasm.



She leaned up, took a napkin, wiped her mouth, and locked eyes with him. For a moment, everything was perfect. Then they both heard a perverted giggle come from three booths in front of them. Kanami looked over to see the perverted sage staring and scribbling down notes in a journal when she screamed and ran off.



“DAMN IT, ERO-SENNIN! We’re staying in town for the rest of the night and you just ruined my best chance at company for the night!” shouted a now irate Naruto as he snapped his fingers and Ero-sennin’s book was cut to pieces by a sudden gust of wind.



Flashback Kai!________________________________________________________________________________________



“Can you blame me? I swear, you’re a gold mine of material for my books. Hehehehehehe,” stated Ero-sennin as he giggled perversely at some of the situations his young charge had gotten in since he’d hit puberty and become a true ladies man.



“Still doesn’t give you the right to spy on me when I’m ‘entertaining’ my lady friends!” replied the blonde with a mock hurt expression on his face. “And I still don’t know how I can never sense you till you start your perverted giggling. I mean come on. How can you hide from the wind?” asked the now genuinely curious blonde.



“Ha! That’s a secret I plan to take with me to my grave!” proudly announced Ero-sennin. “And besides, who cares? It’s not like they know. And besides, if it wasn’t for my peeking and books, we’d have gone broke years ago what with your ramen addiction, gaki.”



“My ramen addiction isn’t what caused us to nearly go broke in between missions!” yelled the now irate blonde. “It was your trips to the brothels that emptied our pockets like we had holes in them. I mean, if you were more charming and had more tact when approaching the ladies then you wouldn’t need to pay for it!” taunted the young blonde. This caused the older man to scowl at the young blonde mumbling under his breath about ‘damn know-it-all students with no respect for their senseis’ and ‘like father, like son, both show me no respect.’



With those words said, they continued on their way towards the huge gates of Konoha, only to be stopped by the guards. “Halt! State your business here in Konoha,” said the first guard as he eyed the duo suspiciously. He took note of their attire and that the older man had an air of power and possibly perverseness. He noted that the man stood tall, at about 6’4, while wearing a green outfit with a red vest and a hitai-ate that had a kanji for Oil on it, holding back waist-length grey, spiky hair.



While his companion, who appeared to be a teenage boy, had fairly long blonde hair under a black Bucket Hat with light blue strips, which shaded his eyes enough to give him an extremely intimidating look. He also wore a pair of geta with light blue and black straps, a black muscle shirt with a light blue Kanji for wind on his chest, and a long black overcoat with large light blue diamond patterns spaced evenly around the bottom of the coat. His pants were pure black pants that ended a few inches above his ankles and had a light blue diamond pattern around the bottom and he had a hand fan hanging loosely from a black string on a belt loop. He also exuded power. In fact, the boy exuded far more power than the old man. Overall, based on looks alone, if they were here for trouble, he doubted that two Chuunin would be much of a match for them.



Upon hearing this, the old man bit his thumb, ran through some hand signs, and slammed his palm to the ground with a shout of, “Kuchiyose no Jutsu.” Then a huge puff of smoke appeared. As the smoke cleared, they saw the old white haired man on top of a horse-sized toad in armor doing an idiotic looking dance and shouting, “BEHOLD THE AWESOMENESS THAT IS JIRAIYA-SAM-” That was all he was able to get out before being rudely shot up and over the gates like a rocket. Screaming obscenities like, ‘That damn ungrateful gaki,’ and, ‘The little bastard’s gonna pay,’ along with girlish screams about his poor ass being violated.



Needless to say, the guards were stunned as they watched the Legendary Sannin Jiraiya-sama being launched over the wall, only to look back and see the blonde, crouched on the toad, with his arms extended upwards and hands together, index fingers pointed upwards.



“Sennen Goroshi,” whispered the young blonde with a smirk that turned into all-out laughter as he rolled around on top of the toad, which also seemed to chuckle a bit.



“Excuse me, we now know who he was, but we have no idea who you are,” firmly stated guard number two.



“Little ole me? I go by a multitude of names ranging from ‘The Demon child’ to ‘The Great Uzumaki-dono.’ And to the ladies, I‘m most well known as ‘Uzumaki Naruto, The Ultimate Ladies Man.’ Or, depending on your views of me, you may come to call me… ‘The God of Wind,’” said the now identified Naruto as the wind blew and lowered his bucket hat over his eyes, which caused the men to gasp and tremble slightly for two reasons.



The first reason being that everyone in Konoha had heard of ‘The God of Wind,’ who was rumored to have been attacked by several battalions of Iwa Ninjas and then proceeded to slaughter all one thousand Iwa nin’s with three attacks two years ago.



The second reason being the cold ominous way he said that last title and the way the wind blew and moved his hat gave him the appearance and aura of death. It was as if to be forced to refer to him as such would ultimately ensure your own death.



“H-h-h-hai. W-w-welcome b-b-back t-t-to K-k-konoha, Uzumaki-san,” stuttered the now damn near petrified guard number one, since he was the only one able to even talk at the moment. The other was barely breathing, he was scared to such an extent.



Then, with a smirk, Naruto disappeared in a swirl of wind; and the guards let out a breath neither knew they were holding while they looked at each other, still shaking for several seconds before the second guard spoke.



“Kotetsu, is it just me or was that the scariest thing you’ve ever seen?” stated guard number two, who was still shaking like a leaf.



“I know just what you mean, Izumo. I almost fainted and I didn’t sense any Killing Intent coming from him,” Kotetsu wearily stated, receiving a tentative nod from Izumo.



Hokage tower_________________________________________________________________________________________



“Haha, that’s what you get, Jiraiya-kun, for teaching him Sennen Goroshi!” laughed the aging Kage while staring at his old pupil who was rubbing his ass and nursing two hand shaped red marks on his face.



“It’s not funny, Sarutobi-sensei! The gaki ruined my grand entrance and caused me to get my ass beat by two women coming out of the hot springs!” Jiraiya stated in a pained voice while still rubbing his ass. “He didn’t even have the decency to let me land in the hot springs!”



“What do you mean ‘didn’t let you land in the hot spring?’” queried the old Hokage curiously. Just then a strong wind blew into the office and all the papers on his desk flew in random directions, only to rotate in midair around the newly arrived figure. Sarutobi sat there in shock as a 6’1 blonde stood there in the middle of his office with his back facing the aging kage and the light blue kanji on his back that read, ‘God of Wind.‘ All the papers slowly circling him began to settle down, back on the desk in the exact position they were in before the grand entrance.



“Yo, old man. It’s been a while,” remarked Naruto as he stood in the middle of the room. “Oh, and Ero-sennin, I did you a favor in having that Fuuton: bushin follow and prevent you from falling in the hot spring,” stated Naruto, in a matter of fact tone.



“Oh? And how does preventing me from seeing beautiful naked women count as doing me a favor, gaki?” said a slightly pissed off perverted sage.



“You mean you didn’t see the sign that said ‘Kunoichi day’? It said Kunoichi get in half off, and I sensed several Jounin level chakra signatures in there,” Naruto said with a slightly bored expression on his face as he reached into his jacket pocket and slowly withdrew… a piece of Pocky and started chewing on it. “I believe three of the beauties’ names were Uzuki Yuugao, Yuuhi Kurenai, and Mitarashi Anko and, from what I’ve heard, you’d have lost your best friends if they caught you,” said the snickering Uzumaki as Jiraiya paled at the thought of landing in the middle of those three in the hot spring. So he quickly bowed down to Naruto.



“Gaki, thank you, thank you so much. They’d have castrated me, and that’s if I got lucky and they felt lenient. I’d hate to have to even imagine what they’d do if they were pissed and feeling vindictive,” nervously stated a trembling Jiraiya, who was holding man’s ‘best’ friends, and there were no dogs in the room.



“Naruto-kun, I see you’ve progressed greatly. I recall your father telling me once that it took med-nin level chakra control even with his bloodline in order to do a feat similar to what you just did,” commented the genuinely impressed Hokage. The young man blinked several times in confusion.



“Old man, you going senile or something? I could do that when I was 7. It’s not that hard,” replied Naruto with a good amount of disbelief that Konoha’s Sandaime Hokage, ‘The Professor,’ thought that little trick was hard. Said man’s eye began to twitch from being called senile.



“Ahem. Anyways, it’s good to have you back with us, Naruto-kun,” said the old man with a smile that could rival the young boy in front of him. “Now, I would like a report on his skill level, Jiraiya-kun.”



“Well, what’s there to tell? He’s far stronger than-” The perverted sage never got to finish his sentence as the office door opened and the two old teammates of Sarutobi’s, and the number two and three Naruto haters in Konoha, walked through the door. And Mitokado Homura decided to show his stupidity once more.



“Hokage-sama, we have heard reports that the demon chil-” started Homura before being harshly blown to the ceiling and being held there by… air, which was also only allowing the bare minimum of air into his lungs in order for him to survive and not suffer brain damage.



“Now, now. I’m back home for less than 15 minutes and an ignorant council member decides to test the Sandaime’s law in front of him, a Sannin, and said person the law applies to. Tsk, tsk. Not very bright, are we, teme?” said an irritated Naruto.



“P-p-put him down this instant, demon!” shouted an outraged, yet slightly afraid, Utatane Koharu, only to find herself right beside him hardly able to breath due to the air pressure surrounding her.



“My, oh, my, how in the world has Konoha survived this long if it’s top advisors and council members are a bunch of bakas?” asked a genuinely perplexed blonde.



“I’m sure it’s solely due to Sarutobi-sensei and the few intelligent clan heads on the council,” surmised the Toad sage, as he too was dumbfounded by these two’s stupidity.



“Sadly, even I find myself to agree with you, Jiraiya-kun, now a days,” replied the old Hokage with a heavy sigh. “Now, Naruto-kun, could you release them so we may continue please?” asked the old man, though it was said with a tone that truly meant ‘lower the fools so we may proceed.’ Then two thuds were heard as the ignorant old fools came crashing to the ground, only to hurry to their feet and then glare daggers at Naruto.



Naruto then walked over, sat down in a chair next to the Sandaime’s desk, and propped his feet up. Naruto then proceeded to open a scroll and hold his thumb over a seal on the scroll. Then some wind swirled around his thumb and cut it enough for a drop of blood to land on the seal. Suddenly, there was a poof of smoke and a couple bottles of sake and a couple saucers appeared. “A drink to celebrate my triumphant return to Konoha!” With that said, Naruto poured the sake and gave them to the old Hokage and perverted sage.



“Naruto-kun, I appreciate the sake and all, but where’s your saucer?” asked the old man as Jiraiya quickly downed his saucer and quickly refilled it.



“Saucer?” replied Naruto as he opened the unopened bottle and downed half of it in one go, only to look back and see a wide-eyed Hokage and a laughing perverted sage.



“Naruto, you shouldn’t get too drunk. You have your gennin exam tomorrow,” warned the old man. Then silence was all that replied. “W-w-w-what did I say Jiraiya-kun?” asked the Sandaime, thoroughly confused as to why there was a chibi Naruto in the corner of his office with comedic tears pouring out his eyes like mini fountains.



“Sarutobi-sensei, ever since Naruto absorbed the Kyuubi fully, he has been unable to get drunk,” responded the now sullen Jiraiya, with what seemed to be a tear in the corner of his eye.



“So? What’s wrong with not being able to get drunk? That means no hangovers,” stated the old kage, now completely baffled.



“Sarutobi-sensei, how can you be so cruel? He’s unable to feel the effects of the elixir of the gods!” said the perverted toad sage with a mock hurt expression on his face.



“Then why does he drink it by the bottle?” asked the Sandaime, in genuine confusion yet again.



“Meh, he likes the taste I guess. I never really asked,” stated the now buzzed Sannin as he downed yet another saucer of sake.



Finally shaken out of his confusion, the old kage quickly apologized and began the meeting once more. “Now, as I was saying, your gennin exam is tomorrow, Naruto-kun. And while I know you’re a much higher level than that, I feel it’s important for you to associate with others your age,” finished the Hokage while he heard the groan he was expecting from the young blonde.



“Now calm down, gaki. I heard there are a good number of attractive young Kunoichi this year, hehehe,” stated the slightly drunken Sannin, with a perverted giggle at the end.



“YOSH!! I’M IN!!” enthusiastically replied Naruto while raising a fist in the air. He then proceeded to chug the rest of his sake, which caused the Sandaime to raise an eyebrow at Naruto’s outburst and then look curiously at his former pupil for an explanation.



As if sensing the unsaid question from his sensei, Jiraiya answered, “You know, in all my books for the last three years, there‘s been the same male lead?” After receiving a nod from the Hokage, who was sporting a bit of a perverse blush, the perverted sage continued, “Well, you’re staring at the him.” He was pointing towards Naruto, who was currently ranting about ‘young horny kunoichi.’



At that moment, the old kage did something he hadn’t done since he accidentally used his crystal ball to look into the women’s side of the hot spring because Jiraiya had used the crystal ball in secret and never reset it when he was done. Yep, that’s right, the Sandaime Hokage of Konoha rocketed back out of his chair from a nosebleed and landed in an unconscious heap. The laughs of his former student fell upon deaf ears as the old kage lay there, unconscious, with a perverted grin on his blood covered face.



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Authors Note: Ok done it’s not that great, but hey I was bored and inspiration however weak it was struck and I felt the need to type it out. Ok now Please read and review. Really I’m serious review so I can get better at writing!!. Now this chapter had my first try at writing a lemon or lime whatever its classified as, so let me know what you think peoples. Also people who are having trouble picturing Naruto’s clothes think Urahara Kisuke Bleach except different colors and that diamond pattern at the bottom of the coat is at the bottom of the pants as well, also he has a black tank top on underneath the coat.



Time for a small poll: Should Haku be a girl? And if so should she be in the harem?



Editor’s Note: It’s after 3 A.M. I’m tired. *grumble*