The Return Of Uzumaki Dandji

Hehe, I got reviews:D (duno how to reply to them tho).(sweat drop)

So I am gonna address some things said in them here.

From sneakyfox;

Whoa wait... Hinata is a demon too? o_O

"She is not, she has a demon inside her, big difference. Her dad just don't seem to realise that (he fails at life)"



Also.. I could just be nitpicking... but taking a shower as he waits for instant ramen to cook? Huh? You boil water and pour it in a cup and wait three minutes for it to soak. That's it. The whole wording of that sentence just struck me as wrong. You do know how to make ramen, yes??

"Says cold shower, when I take me one of those I only take 1-2 min tops. But no, I only know about ramen from Naruto, (him bitcing about the 3 min it takes to cook) since you cannot buy ramen in Denmark, I have never tried it."





Other than that, great story. I loved the opening chapter and its overall premise. I personally like how you chose to introduce Minato's brother before Naruto fails a third time or discovers he holds the Kyuubi. It opens the story up for so many new directions. Well done. Keep up the good work!

"Thanks :D really appreciate it"



from Cyraxr;

Hmm interesting beginning and changes to the story of Naruto. I would like to see where this tale goes so please continue. Signed a fan of Hinata, Tayuya, Anko, Kurenai, and Temari.

"I will continue, and thanks for the kind words. (I am thinking of somehow spinning Tayuya into the picture, so that might come later)"



from 24caretcoal;

Alright, first off to get my only major complaint out of the way. His last name comes from his mother, not his father. Though now that a re-read the summary, I'm sure you've already thought of that. Though I'm guessing the reason Kishimoto used his mother's family name rather than his fathers was because of basic storyline. The villagers have a tremendous amount of respect for Minato, hell for all of the Hokage’s really, so they probably would have treated Naruto more like they treat Konohamaru if they had the blatantly obvious familial ties. The similarities in appearance can simply be passed off as coincidence for those who truly wish to hate and/or harm him. His mother however doesn't appear to be nearly as well known, so using her last name rather than fourths would cause them to think he's just a demon wretch with no one to protect him. (Tough call for Sarutobi, seriously, demon container growing up as a spoiled brat because of who his father it, or demon container being raised by the school of hard knocks.) I'm pretty sure I'm correct in my assumptions here, but I have been proven wrong on many occasions. But yeah aside from that and the grammar errors which you were already aware existed, it's a good story idea. Though I do advise getting someone to beta for you. It'll help smooth out some of the rough spots and plot holes that may/probably will appear in doing AU/AR. Seriously, I know how much of a bitch they can be. Anyway, good luck and I hope to see more of this soon.



"the name thing, made up the story before i found out, but I did find out before I finished the 1.st chap, but Namikaze Dandji just don't seem right to me (and yet it is his cover name-.-') so I exchanged mother and father's surnames. And here, most people don't know what the fourth's name is, he is simply know as the 4.th, or by his closer ppl as Minato.

To add to that, i would love a beta reader, so if anyone is interested in doing that, please let me know."





Disclaimer: I do not own, will ever own nor have ever owned Naruto, just face it, if I did would I be writing fanfics?

I don’t own the characters of this fic except for one, I made him up in my twisted little head.



I also messed up some facts to make the story more believable. No like no read.



“stuff” = speaking.

(stuff) = authors comment.

`stuff´ = thinking.

*stuff* = demon speak.



One ring to rule them all… (Ok now I am just tripping)



Dandji’s POW



He was walking through the city, followed by his nephew in his orange jumpsuit. `I need to make a good impression on the kid, he doesn’t know we are related`

Dandji’s stomach started to growl, `well, might as well buy lunch for a start´ “Naruto, you hungry?” Naruto’s stomach answered the question before him, by giving out a loud growl. “I take that a yes, come on, I know the best place in town” he headed to Ichiraku’s, and when he motioned for Naruto to enter, Naruto gave out his ramen call “yeah! Ohh-san, 3 large miso-pork for me, on his tap”

Dandji saw the look the man was giving him and just nodded. “I’ll have 2 miso-pork and 3 chicken please” Teuchi (for those that don’t know, this is the owner of Ichiraku’s) starred at him like had he just asked him to pull down the moon and can it for him. Dandji quickly noticed the blue haired girl that had been eavesdropping on them earlier. But just choose to ignore it for now.

“We don’t get many with an appetite like Naruto’s round here anymore, hey you look strangely familiar, what’s your name?” `ohh shit, did not think over the fact I used to eat here all the time, and haven’t grown all that much in the last 12 years´ “Namikaze Dandji, I had the place referred by my brother before he died” `that’ll end that discussion´ he thought for himself, not knowing that Naruto lacked the ability to catch on to things (Hinata is evidence) and he fact he had no upraising to tell him where most taboos where.

“Didn’t you say you knew the best place around? You can’t say stuff like that without trying it yourself” Dandji sighed, turning his eyes in his head. “I knew my brother to have great taste in food, now shut up and eat before I give you the tab”

This made Naruto drop the subject immediately, instead turning his attention to the strange blue haired girl next to him, going “hi… ehh, Hinata right?” it seemed he knew the girl, faintly at least.

Now what is this, she is blushing, got to keep an eye on her.

“g-good a-afternoon N-Naruto-kun” She even stampers, I think she might just have a crush on him.

“Hinata why are you all red?” `And he is clueless, just brilliant, I bet he even thinks she is wired.´

(And how right he is) Naruto placed his hand on her forehead, properly to check if she has a fever.

`well at least he cares if she is ok, that is a beginning´

“Hinata, are you all right? You are all hot” `now this just has to curse a reaction´ and as foretold she fainted point blank. Falling (conveniently) over Naruto.

`Well, she has a crush all right, now I just need him to realise. This is going to get tough´



Naruto, of course, panicked and griped a hold of her, shaking her a little too briskly for it to be good in her unconscious state. Dandji smiled to himself, this was amusing. But something had to be done before his idiot nephew smacks the poor girls head on something.

Dandji went to her side, taking her from Naruto’s grip, this seemed to annoy her even though she was out, `she has got it bad´. He laid her down, checking her pupils and pulse, even though he knew exactly why she had fainted, he wanted to make the now rather worried Naruto calm down.

Dandji got up looking at Naruto. “she is ok, just fainted. She’ll wake in a minute or two. Let’s eat while we wait, no use letting the ramen get cold”

Naruto starred at her, worry clear in his eyes “you sure she is ok? She looks uncomfortable.” `That is because you are not holding her anymore dimwit.´ “she is fine, but put her in a chair if you think she is uncomfortable” Naruto quickly did as said, lifting her up and placing her down in a chair leaning on the counter. He thought this had helped, cause he could see she was smiling now.





Hinata’s POW



“Hmm” Hinata started waking up, her eyes fluttering a little as she did. “what a nice dream” she spoke to herself, she had been at the ramen store and Naruto had come by, and talked to her!

The world slowly returned to her, and she noticed she was not waking up in her bed at home.

`Where am I?´ she now noticed she was sitting in a chair, leaning on something. “What was a nice dream?” Her eyes popped open and she woke up rather fast. `Was that Naruto’s voice?´

Hinata redirected her attention to the one obviously leaning over her. `It wasn’t a dream? Did I faint again?´

“Hinata, why did you pass out? Are you sick or something?” Hinata’s blood rushed to her face `he cares if I am sick (inset blushing happy face here)´ *all right you got his attention, go for the kiss*

Hinata almost fainted again from the simple comment her head was making, and the mental image of them kissing did not make matters better at all.

Hinata suddenly remembered her position and started stammering apologies.

“c-choo su-sumi-ma-masen Na-Naruto-k-kun” `I sound like such a fool´ “no worries Hinata, if you’re ok it doesn’t matter” `he is just soo sweet´ *didn’t I tell you to kiss him? Get with the program* `I-I can’t do t-that, great now even my thoughts are stammering´

Hinata now sat right next to an eating Naruto, trying desperately not to faint.

She picked her ramen, not eating from nervousness, glancing at Naruto’s smiling face as he inhaled his food. `that really looks cute´

An idée came to her, that’ll take care of problems in one go. She hesitantly started speaking, “Naruto, who is this?” Hinata gestured at the black haired eating man to his right. `All right I didn’t stammer at all´

She of course turned a brighter shade of red when he turned to look straight at her, “this is Dandji, he might become my legal guardian if I like him, and he is paying my meal tonight” he said the last part with a playful smirk. He then looked like he had a revelation, and tuned to the one she already knew the name of. “Oi Dandji, this is Hinata from my class”

“Nice to meet you Hinata”. “Nice to meet you Dandji”.



When there was 15 empty bowls in front of both Naruto and Dandji, Naruto sighed contently, “I’m full” “you better eat an other, you’re gonna need your energy tomorrow” “but tomorrow the weekend starts” “exactly, then there is so much more time to train”

Hinata was curios as to why this new person would train Naruto. `I hope he improves enough to pass next time´

She left the stand shortly after, having finished her bowl, and paid for it.

I hope Naruto is gonna like his new friend. Returning home to the verbal beating she knew was coming.





Naruto’s POW



Naruto was looking forward to the next day as they went home, he had never had someone train him one on one before, maybe he could improve his strength, or his jutsu. Tomorrow could come now in his opinion.

As they walked in the door of Naruto’s apartment, Dandji turned to him with the comment. “take a bath and get some rest, I am gonna work you till your limit and beyond tomorrow”

He quickly obliged, taking a short shower, and heading straight for bed.



-Next morning, 05:30 am-

Naruto felt a sharp pain in his side as he tumbled out of bed. He looked up and saw a still blurry Dandji with a out stretched leg. “you freaking kicked me out of bed” “get used to it, when ever you’re not up at training time, I am gonna kick you out.”

Maan that is not making the best impression Naruto thought to himself.

“Get your things; we are going to the training field.” “What about breakfast?” Dandji gave him a smirk, “had you been up earlier, there would have been time for that.” Naruto was taken abark by the situation, wasn’t he trying to make a good impression?

Naruto did follow him though, can’t let an opportunity like this go to waste. At 05:45 they where at the training grounds by the outskirts of the village.

Dandji turned to face Naruto “now show me what I have to work with, perform all jutsu you got”

`now I’ll impress him´ Naruto thought to himself, quickly performing a common hand seal and transforming in a poof of chakra. As the cloud lifted the third hokage stood there, in ceremonial robe and all. `it is a good transform, but the wastage of chakra is enormous´ Dandji thought.

“Again, other form” Dandji snapped. Naruto was quick to comply, transforming into Iruka. “Someone you haven’t been practicing” an other poof and Dandji was looking at a perfect copy of himself “good, you seem to have mastered transformation on a whim, but we need to work on your chakra control, next jutsu” Naruto formed the seals and was gone in an instant, leaving a transformed log in his wake. “Good, now in a pressured situation” Dandji flicked out a dull kunai and threw it towards Naruto’s head. `What? He saw me, or did he just know where I’d go?´

Naruto made his seals and left an other log in his place, just in time too, fore the second he was gone, the kunai hit the log with a dull thud and fell to the ground.

Ok I thought he was trying to kill me for a second there, but that would have knocked my out cold if it had hit, when he says pressured situation he means business. “Good you didn’t get knocked out, next jutsu”

Naruto sighed, now is when his only bad jutsu came, bunshin. Jumping to where Dandji was standing he made his seal, focusing his chakra in immense nature, taking much too long in doing so.

After a few seconds of chakra swirling around him, Naruto released the jutsu, making 1 bad copy of himself lying on the ground, completely unable to move.

“well, in compressing to your other skills that, really sucked. Don’t drop your face just yet, you have to hear me out.” Naruto listened carefully to Dandji’s explanation to his problem, it seemed he had more chakra than he could control at his level, so much in fact, that Dandji was impressed he could do anything at all. Something about how your level of chakra determines how much control is required to use it at all, and that he only had ever seen two with that level of chakra at Naruto’s age, himself and his brother. “of course this is all a theory so there is no garniture that it is actually your case, so I am gonna test it.”

“Just how are you gonna do that?” Naruto asked vaguely, he did remember something about him needing his energy. “I am gonna teach you a other type of bunshin jutsu, that needs more chakra and the same control level, if my theory is correct, you should be able to do it acceptably before sundown.”

Naruto looked carefully, ready to mesmerise the seal combination for this new jutsu. He was taken aback a little when Dandji formed one seal, saying “kage bunshin no jutsu” out loud. A few clones came out of nowhere, all making doing stupid poses making Naruto laugh a bit. “Kage bunshin differs from bunshin in the aspect that these clones can walk around, think talk and fight just like you, with all your knowledge and skill, they will though if hit dispel in a poof”

Naruto made ready and started focusing his chakra, formed the new seal, “kage bunshin no jutsu!”

A single clone proofed into existence, a clone standing perfectly mimicking Naruto’s pose.

Naruto looked like someone had just pulled a chest of gold from his nose “Wow, it worked!”

The clone looked at him, “I guess it did”

Dandji was smiling brightly, “brilliant Naruto, now practice it till you can make at least 10 and control them properly”



Naruto trained his ass off, extracting more and more chakra, at noon he had already made ad controlled a total of 5 for 15 min straight, he was feeling good about himself for the time being.

*good kid, you’re improving fast.* Naruto stopped what he was doing dispelling his clones. `Oh my god, I am hearing voices, I am nuts´. *No you’re not nuts, and I am only one voice get your facts straight*

“ok who the fuck are you?” Naruto was seemingly talking to himself, but he was in reality talking with the Kyuubi no kitsune sealed within him. (Nine tailed fox, people) he of course just thought he was hearing a voice. Dandji was looking strangely at him, `that is an early age to start hearing the Bijū; well maybe it is because he has the strongest of them´ *don’t worry, I’m not a bad guy, all the time anyway.* “what is up with you? Why are you in my head?!” *calm down, I’ll go now, but remember, I am stuck in here with you*

“Naruto!” `oh shit, is gonna drop me now?´

“I was gonna tell this to you when you passed your exam, but now you already heard, something” Dandji said in a very sad tone. After a bit of recollecting he breath in deeply and continued “I know the reason why most of the village hates you, 11 years ago, when you where born, the village was attacked by an enraged Bijū. The Kyuubi. But I think you know this”

Naruto wondered why this had an effect on it at all, but still wanted to know why he had seen such hardship. “Yes, the fourth hokage defeated and killed it” Dandji looked if even possible even more sad. “That is the story fed to the newer generation, and there is a taboo rule to speak the truth, punishable by lifelong imprisonment.”

“You mean to say it is all a lie?” Naruto didn’t believe what he was hearing, his greatest hero a fake, never.

“Only partly, the fourth did indeed defeat the Kyuubi, but a Bijū cannot die. He had to seal it somewhere, somewhere it could never escape.” “they are immortal? Things cant be immortal.”

“I don’t think you understand, the Bijū are old as time itself, their knowledge eminent and chakra is almost limitless, having more than 1000 ninja, and it renewing faster than it is used, it seems like an endless power, and they cannot be killed by no man, maybe if they fought amongst themselves one might fall, but that has never happened.”



“So he sealed it, were?” Dandji sighed deeply, then taking a deep breath. “It was sealed, inside a human child, you”

Naruto’s jaw hit the ground. His eyes fluttering, and doing something very Hinata like, he fainted.



To be continued…



Yay, I put up other, and I pretty much have chap 3 typed in, and the 4 is in my head.

But I make this up as I go along, so any suggestions on cool plot twists or wired things is appreciated. (In chap 4 someone new is coming, and I don’t think you can guess who :D)

Few things tho;

1. Sasuke will not get together with Naruto. End of that. (Don’t care if he winds up with Neji or lee tho)

2. Sakura will suffer at some point. (Like me showing her Sparta so I can kick her into the pit of doom)

3. Lemon will come, just not real soon, they’re 11 for now, gonna wait till they grow at lest a little.