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In which Naruto Gives birth somehow.
I'm doing this chapter in a 'everyone else is normal and Sasuke and Naruto are nuts' kinda way.
I don't own Naruto. :D
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“Gee Sasuke, I think it might be time to give birth.” Enormous blue eyes that took up more room then should have been anatomically impossible gazed up into the near squinted ones of the last Uchiha. The black haired man heaved a stoic sigh and helped the blond to his feet before poofing them into the Hokage's tower.
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“How did you know you were in labor?” Tsunade asked once they had awoken her from her sake induced coma. “Are you in any pain?”
“Nope. Kyuubi told me cause she's such a nice person...er, demon.” Naruto smiled so wide Shizune, who was standing behind Tsunade, suddenly feared his jaw would snap from the pressure.
“There's no pain at all? No gut wrenching contractions from the baby trying to push out of your nonexistent birth canal?” Tsunade raised an eyebrow, this was a strange day, about as strange as the day Neji had come to her and told her about Naruto being preggers. The brat hadn't even come to tell her about it until she'd called him in to talk.
“Why would there be pain? Baby's are magical.” Sparkles began to drift down around the blond as he looked sappily up at Sasuke who was suddenly overcome with 'feelings' at the thought of tiny little Uchiha babies running around his home, chasing away all the demons his horrible, big meany brother had caused. The last Uchiha straightened his spine with an audible snap and forced the 'feelings' into a dark corner. Seme's had no 'feelings' it wasn't stoic at all. 'Feelings' were for uke's and girls. Sasuke sneered just to prove he was a MAN!! A MAN!! with a penis.
“Get my medical kit Shizune, I think we're gonna have to do a C-section.”
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Tsunade had knocked the blond out and sent Sasuke out of the room so he wouldn't think they were killing his uke. The large breasted woman had just touched the scalpel to Naruto's abdomen when there was a loud grumble and two babies magically popped into the air.
Tsunade blinked, then blinked again as Naruto...sorry Kyuubi sat up and stared at her out of purplish eyes. Apparently the control was shared as the boy/fox demon started to speak, their voices a mix.
“You wouldn't have been able to cut fast enough to keep the brat's stomach open for the length of time required to get the kitlings out.”
“Oooookay.” Tsunade nodded, then cringed away as the blond/demon started to squeal clapping his/her hands together rapidly.
“I'm a grandma!!” Kyuubi squealed moments before she relinquished control, letting Naruto flop back down onto the bed, out cold.
The Hokage turned to look at her assistant and they both silently agreed they would never mention this again unless they were being interrogated or drunk to the point of not remembering their names.
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One baby was pale, one was tanned. The tanned baby looked exactly like Sasuke except his duck butt hair was blond and his squinty 'Seme' eyes were blue. The pale baby looked like Naruto, right down to the fox marks...something that confused Tsunade as marks like that shouldn't have been able to transfer over. The pale boys large 'Uke' eyes were a shimmery black and his crazed 'Naruto' hair was black like Sasukes.
That was unexpected. Obviously they would have looked like their parents, but not carbon copies with the opposite coloring. Naruto had woken up five minutes after Kyuubi had wandered back to her cage to dream about grandkits and Sasuke was allowed back in the room.
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“What should we name them?” Naruto asked, holding the tanned blond Sasuke clone, while Sasuke held the pale brunette Naruto clone.
“Hn, dobe.”
“If that one's called Dobe, this one is Teme, teme.”
“You're not calling the babies Dead-last and Bastard.” Sakura screeched as she came into the room, Naruto flinched and Sasuke felt his Seme instincts kicking in so he growled at the pinkette who growled back and snatched the pale brunette Naruto clone from Sasuke. She stared at it and shrugged before handing it back.
“You guys should totally like combine the names, that would totally like be like so totally awesome.” She raved, shooting Sasuke what she assumed were seductive looks even though he was holding his newborn baby.
“Are you okay Sakura? You look like a constipated cow.” Naruto smiled, scaring his Sasuke clone with all his shiny teeth. The baby burst into tears and Sakura wandered over to try and calm him down, her reasoning being that she was female and therefore knew more about children then the boys.
The tiny tanned Sasuke clone saw his reflection in her enormous forehead and began to make faces at himself. Sakura smiled, thinking it was her amazing skills with children that had calmed the baby down.
“Combine our names?” Naruto was deep in thought for a few seconds, smoke pumping out his ears as his poor brain was forced to think about more then Sasuke and Ramen.
“That one is Uchimaki, and this one is SasuNaru.” He announced, stunning Tsunade into silence with his stupidity.
“Brat, you can't call your kid SasuNaru, that's just cruel to him and to all the fangirls.”
“Hmmm.” Naruto pouted and turned to shoot huge 'Uke' beams towards Sasuke who was distracted by the tine Naruto clone in his arms. “Sasuke you choose a name now, all that thinking made my head hurt.” He normally would have avoided the 'Uke' beam like Sakura avoided Rock Lee's kisses, but the beam hit him head on and he was forced to answer.
“Nasuke.” He stoically announced and turned his attention back to the Naruto clone in his arms, it was glaring up at him in a stoic seme way and Sasuke felt a sudden rush of 'feelings' this one being pride and that was an acceptable 'feeling' for a Seme, so he allowed it to stay.
“Nasuke and Uchimaki?” Tsunade deadpanned before facepalming and writing the names down on the required “Newborn Ninja Weapons of Death' forms, which were different from the “Newborn Useless Civilians” or the “Newborn Evil Villain in Training” forms.
“Those are totally like the best names ever. Like totally.” Sakura fangirled, starting to foam at the mouth before she was lead away by Shizune.
The babies began to cry, both new 'parents' trying to calm them as they tried to figure out the problem.
“What's wrong with them?” Naruto asked. “Don't they have an off switch?”
“They're hungry.” Sasuke announced, glaring at anyone who would have voiced an opinion otherwise , Tsunade facepalmed again, wondering who she had angered in a previous life.
“How do I feed them?”
“Shizune, got two bottles and some baby formula...and sake, lots and lots of sake.”
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I actually really happy with how this turned out. Don't forget to review and I might do a chapter of when the little hellions are all growed up....Shit, I shouldn't have said that. D:
WHY DON'T YOU PEOPLE SHUT ME UP -BEFORE- I MAKE RIDICULOUS PROMISES!?!?!?!
I don't own Naruto. :D
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“Gee Sasuke, I think it might be time to give birth.” Enormous blue eyes that took up more room then should have been anatomically impossible gazed up into the near squinted ones of the last Uchiha. The black haired man heaved a stoic sigh and helped the blond to his feet before poofing them into the Hokage's tower.
XxX XxX
“How did you know you were in labor?” Tsunade asked once they had awoken her from her sake induced coma. “Are you in any pain?”
“Nope. Kyuubi told me cause she's such a nice person...er, demon.” Naruto smiled so wide Shizune, who was standing behind Tsunade, suddenly feared his jaw would snap from the pressure.
“There's no pain at all? No gut wrenching contractions from the baby trying to push out of your nonexistent birth canal?” Tsunade raised an eyebrow, this was a strange day, about as strange as the day Neji had come to her and told her about Naruto being preggers. The brat hadn't even come to tell her about it until she'd called him in to talk.
“Why would there be pain? Baby's are magical.” Sparkles began to drift down around the blond as he looked sappily up at Sasuke who was suddenly overcome with 'feelings' at the thought of tiny little Uchiha babies running around his home, chasing away all the demons his horrible, big meany brother had caused. The last Uchiha straightened his spine with an audible snap and forced the 'feelings' into a dark corner. Seme's had no 'feelings' it wasn't stoic at all. 'Feelings' were for uke's and girls. Sasuke sneered just to prove he was a MAN!! A MAN!! with a penis.
“Get my medical kit Shizune, I think we're gonna have to do a C-section.”
XxX XxX
Tsunade had knocked the blond out and sent Sasuke out of the room so he wouldn't think they were killing his uke. The large breasted woman had just touched the scalpel to Naruto's abdomen when there was a loud grumble and two babies magically popped into the air.
Tsunade blinked, then blinked again as Naruto...sorry Kyuubi sat up and stared at her out of purplish eyes. Apparently the control was shared as the boy/fox demon started to speak, their voices a mix.
“You wouldn't have been able to cut fast enough to keep the brat's stomach open for the length of time required to get the kitlings out.”
“Oooookay.” Tsunade nodded, then cringed away as the blond/demon started to squeal clapping his/her hands together rapidly.
“I'm a grandma!!” Kyuubi squealed moments before she relinquished control, letting Naruto flop back down onto the bed, out cold.
The Hokage turned to look at her assistant and they both silently agreed they would never mention this again unless they were being interrogated or drunk to the point of not remembering their names.
XxX XxX
One baby was pale, one was tanned. The tanned baby looked exactly like Sasuke except his duck butt hair was blond and his squinty 'Seme' eyes were blue. The pale baby looked like Naruto, right down to the fox marks...something that confused Tsunade as marks like that shouldn't have been able to transfer over. The pale boys large 'Uke' eyes were a shimmery black and his crazed 'Naruto' hair was black like Sasukes.
That was unexpected. Obviously they would have looked like their parents, but not carbon copies with the opposite coloring. Naruto had woken up five minutes after Kyuubi had wandered back to her cage to dream about grandkits and Sasuke was allowed back in the room.
XxX XxX
“What should we name them?” Naruto asked, holding the tanned blond Sasuke clone, while Sasuke held the pale brunette Naruto clone.
“Hn, dobe.”
“If that one's called Dobe, this one is Teme, teme.”
“You're not calling the babies Dead-last and Bastard.” Sakura screeched as she came into the room, Naruto flinched and Sasuke felt his Seme instincts kicking in so he growled at the pinkette who growled back and snatched the pale brunette Naruto clone from Sasuke. She stared at it and shrugged before handing it back.
“You guys should totally like combine the names, that would totally like be like so totally awesome.” She raved, shooting Sasuke what she assumed were seductive looks even though he was holding his newborn baby.
“Are you okay Sakura? You look like a constipated cow.” Naruto smiled, scaring his Sasuke clone with all his shiny teeth. The baby burst into tears and Sakura wandered over to try and calm him down, her reasoning being that she was female and therefore knew more about children then the boys.
The tiny tanned Sasuke clone saw his reflection in her enormous forehead and began to make faces at himself. Sakura smiled, thinking it was her amazing skills with children that had calmed the baby down.
“Combine our names?” Naruto was deep in thought for a few seconds, smoke pumping out his ears as his poor brain was forced to think about more then Sasuke and Ramen.
“That one is Uchimaki, and this one is SasuNaru.” He announced, stunning Tsunade into silence with his stupidity.
“Brat, you can't call your kid SasuNaru, that's just cruel to him and to all the fangirls.”
“Hmmm.” Naruto pouted and turned to shoot huge 'Uke' beams towards Sasuke who was distracted by the tine Naruto clone in his arms. “Sasuke you choose a name now, all that thinking made my head hurt.” He normally would have avoided the 'Uke' beam like Sakura avoided Rock Lee's kisses, but the beam hit him head on and he was forced to answer.
“Nasuke.” He stoically announced and turned his attention back to the Naruto clone in his arms, it was glaring up at him in a stoic seme way and Sasuke felt a sudden rush of 'feelings' this one being pride and that was an acceptable 'feeling' for a Seme, so he allowed it to stay.
“Nasuke and Uchimaki?” Tsunade deadpanned before facepalming and writing the names down on the required “Newborn Ninja Weapons of Death' forms, which were different from the “Newborn Useless Civilians” or the “Newborn Evil Villain in Training” forms.
“Those are totally like the best names ever. Like totally.” Sakura fangirled, starting to foam at the mouth before she was lead away by Shizune.
The babies began to cry, both new 'parents' trying to calm them as they tried to figure out the problem.
“What's wrong with them?” Naruto asked. “Don't they have an off switch?”
“They're hungry.” Sasuke announced, glaring at anyone who would have voiced an opinion otherwise , Tsunade facepalmed again, wondering who she had angered in a previous life.
“How do I feed them?”
“Shizune, got two bottles and some baby formula...and sake, lots and lots of sake.”
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I actually really happy with how this turned out. Don't forget to review and I might do a chapter of when the little hellions are all growed up....Shit, I shouldn't have said that. D:
WHY DON'T YOU PEOPLE SHUT ME UP -BEFORE- I MAKE RIDICULOUS PROMISES!?!?!?!