The Book of Love, Hate, and Prop 8
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Adult ++
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Chapter 2
A/N: Heres the new chapter! Hope you like it!
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't make money out of it. Enough said.
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My country ‘tis of thee, sweet land of liberty, of thee I sing.
Land where my fathers died, land of the Pilgrim’s pride,
From every mountainside, let freedom ring!
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The first period for today was gym class. Sasuke’s favorite class. Not because he liked the period itself, or hated it for that matter, but because of what came after that particular class. What came after all the sweaty and physically demanding activities is a gay man’s nirvana – communal showers. Twenty or more sweaty teenagers, naked in all their glory, shoved into one common shower. Oh yes. Gym period was definitely Sasuke’s favorite class.
Today though, it was his turn to clean up the equipment after class. Grumbling, he unwounded and took down the heavy poles keeping the volleyball nets up. Why would the class suddenly want to play volleyball, volleyball for god’s sake, of all sports, the sport that required the most equipment, and hence the most effort clearing up, during his turn to pack up?
Making his way into the showers a good five minutes after everyone had gone in, he noticed that there were only two showerheads available, on both sides of a certain blond. But that wasn’t the only thing he noticed. Oh no. Definitely not the only thing he noticed.
Right in front of him was a deliciously firm ass, a golden tan, wiggling and moving as a certain blond washed himself. As if someone up there heard his prayers, for better or for worse, his eyes suddenly caught a drop of water making its way down that tan ass, dangerous close to a certain orifice. Sasuke swallowed loudly.
The lack of a choice for a showerhead was the least of his concerns right now. Oh yes, the least of his concerns.
The sudden lack of blood to his head might just take precedence.
Shaking himself awake from his momentary stupor, Sasuke took off his gym shirt, shorts, and boxers, and walked towards one of the two showerheads, focusing all his energy on channeling blood from his dick to his head.
Naruto looked to his left, noticing Sasuke, and grinned like a maniac.
“Looks like you have to shower next to the fag this time, pale ass!”
“Hn” Sasuke tried not the blush, failed, and then blamed it on the hot water, refusing to acknowledge that the water in the showerhead had not heated up yet.
Out of the corner of his eyes, he saw Naruto grin to himself, and continued with his shower.
Urging blood to flow away from his dick and face, Sasuke haphazardly finished off his shower, desperate to get the fuck out of here. Why did he ever think that this was heaven?
A stolen glance at a certain person’s manhood was his answer as he had to consciously try to stop himself from groaning.
He heard Naruto turn off his showerhead, and suddenly, felt a stinging pain on his left cheeks of his buttocks. A loud smack reverberated across the showers.
Turning around indignantly, he was momentarily stunned by Naruto’s full frontal. Sure, he had stolen peeks and glances before, but he had never faced Naruto fully naked!
God he was huge,
And god, please, PLEASE don’t make me go huge.
Forcibly tearing his eyes away from a certain sinfully delicious region, he frowned, and tried to put on his best angry/scandalized voice:
“What the fuck! Uzumaki!”
Naruto merely pursed his lips, blowing him a kiss, winked at him, and turned around, much to the disappointment of his dick and the relief of his ego.
Oh Naruto is going to get his ass pounded so hard that he wouldn’t be able to walk for days!
Wait. Who the fuck just thought that!?
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Sasuke was walking back to his room in the student dormitories when he caught sight of a certain blond head walking pass him, brushing unintentionally and lightly against his shoulder,
Remembering the… situation earlier in the shower, blocking out certain parts for the sake of his dignity (well, he was wearing boxers today), he followed the blond discretely, remembering his earlier promise to pound Naruto’s ass so hard that…
‘Stop saying that!’ he inwardly berated himself.
Following Naruto to his dorm room, he was about to turn around and walk back to his room, deciding to pound…no, kick Naruto’s ass another day, when a blond head suck out of the door, eyebrows raised.
“Don’t you want to follow me into my room too, seeing you walked me home all the way?”
Snorting, Sasuke rolled his eyes and was about to turn around when that blond head spoke again:
“You’re Uchiha Sasuke right?”
Sasuke froze momentarily in his tracks. How did he know his name?
“Come on in! I don’t usually get to invite normal people into my room. Normally they’re either fags or fag enablers” Naruto said playfully.
Before he could stop himself, Sasuke was walking, almost instinctively towards Naruto into his room.
The first thing he noticed when he stepped into the room was how incredibly messy the room was.
The second thing he noticed when he stepped into the room was the cause of the mess. Cardboards, glue, marker pens, were scattered around everywhere.
But what caught Sasuke’s attention the most were the signs that were littered, obviously made from the objects scattered around the room.
‘PROP 8 = HATE!’ one sign read
‘IS MY LOVE NOT REAL?’ another asked.
Sasuke turned around and faced Naruto.
“What are these?”
Naruto answered, suddenly sounding very proud.
“Protest signs. We fags are protesting Prop 8 ‘cause we want to destroy the sanctity of Britney’s two day marriage and the Mormon’s ten wives” Naruto answered cheekily.
Sasuke answered with a skeptical/non-committal “Hn”. It was hard to tell.
Naruto laughed: “I swear you say that more than it is healthy”
Sasuke felt his lips twitch upwards, but resisted smiling. Being friendly with Naruto meant being friendly with a gay, and he could not let that happen, no matter how much he wanted to. People will think that he is a queer!
“So Sasuke…” said Naruto playfully in a sign-song voice. Sasuke frowned. Nothing good could ever come out from that tone.
“Why were you following me around?” Naruto finished it off with a cheeky grin.
Sasuke stumbled. He wasn’t expecting that.
Sasuke declared in his best macho voice: “I was going to pound your ass so hard… KICK! I was going to kick your ass for doing what you did to me earlier”. Sasuke turned red as a tomato when the word ‘pound’ escaped his mouth.
Naruto burst out laughing. “I’d like that,” Naruto replied, grinning, after he had calmed himself down.
“You like me to kick your…?”
Sasuke couldn’t finish that sentence as he was interrupted by Naruto
“Pound. I’d like you to pound my ass” Naruto said with a mock serious tone.
Sasuke blushed even more, and fell silent.
“C’mon, Sasuke… I was just kidding!” Naruto joked, trying to relieve some of the pressure and tension built up in the room.
“Hn. It wasn’t funny!” Sasuke huffed, angrily, eyes twitching. He sounded almost childish, angry at himself for letting that phrase slip out. Now everyone would think that he is a fag!
“Tell you what. I’ll make it up to you. Meet me here at 7 later tonight”
Sasuke’s heart was beating a mile a second.
“I am not going on a date with you, you queer!” Sasuke stressed angrily, thought secretly thrilled of the prospect of going on a date with the blond god.
Wait. Blond god? What the fuck!
“Its not a date. If you want, you can tell you friends you were pounding my ass…”
“Kicking” Sasuke corrected.
“Pounding,” insisted Naruto. “Pounding my ass and teaching me a lesson.”
Naruto’s fingers placed imaginary quote marks around the phrase ‘teaching me a lesson’.
“Hn…” There was no arguing with that idiot.
“I take this as a yes!”
“Hn”
“I’ll also take that as a yes!”
Sasuke stood up and began walking out of the room.
“Bye Sasuke!” shouted Naruto
Sasuke frowned at the loud voice. People would think that he was hanging out with a fag!
Sasuke half heartedly lifted his arm at Naruto.
When he was facing away from Naruto, however, he had a small smile on his face.
He just hoped that no one saw him smiling and walking out of the fag’s room! And he certainly hoped that no one knew that he and the gay guy was going on a date!
Wait. What. The. Fuck. Who said it was a date!
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Please review!
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't make money out of it. Enough said.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
My country ‘tis of thee, sweet land of liberty, of thee I sing.
Land where my fathers died, land of the Pilgrim’s pride,
From every mountainside, let freedom ring!
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
The first period for today was gym class. Sasuke’s favorite class. Not because he liked the period itself, or hated it for that matter, but because of what came after that particular class. What came after all the sweaty and physically demanding activities is a gay man’s nirvana – communal showers. Twenty or more sweaty teenagers, naked in all their glory, shoved into one common shower. Oh yes. Gym period was definitely Sasuke’s favorite class.
Today though, it was his turn to clean up the equipment after class. Grumbling, he unwounded and took down the heavy poles keeping the volleyball nets up. Why would the class suddenly want to play volleyball, volleyball for god’s sake, of all sports, the sport that required the most equipment, and hence the most effort clearing up, during his turn to pack up?
Making his way into the showers a good five minutes after everyone had gone in, he noticed that there were only two showerheads available, on both sides of a certain blond. But that wasn’t the only thing he noticed. Oh no. Definitely not the only thing he noticed.
Right in front of him was a deliciously firm ass, a golden tan, wiggling and moving as a certain blond washed himself. As if someone up there heard his prayers, for better or for worse, his eyes suddenly caught a drop of water making its way down that tan ass, dangerous close to a certain orifice. Sasuke swallowed loudly.
The lack of a choice for a showerhead was the least of his concerns right now. Oh yes, the least of his concerns.
The sudden lack of blood to his head might just take precedence.
Shaking himself awake from his momentary stupor, Sasuke took off his gym shirt, shorts, and boxers, and walked towards one of the two showerheads, focusing all his energy on channeling blood from his dick to his head.
Naruto looked to his left, noticing Sasuke, and grinned like a maniac.
“Looks like you have to shower next to the fag this time, pale ass!”
“Hn” Sasuke tried not the blush, failed, and then blamed it on the hot water, refusing to acknowledge that the water in the showerhead had not heated up yet.
Out of the corner of his eyes, he saw Naruto grin to himself, and continued with his shower.
Urging blood to flow away from his dick and face, Sasuke haphazardly finished off his shower, desperate to get the fuck out of here. Why did he ever think that this was heaven?
A stolen glance at a certain person’s manhood was his answer as he had to consciously try to stop himself from groaning.
He heard Naruto turn off his showerhead, and suddenly, felt a stinging pain on his left cheeks of his buttocks. A loud smack reverberated across the showers.
Turning around indignantly, he was momentarily stunned by Naruto’s full frontal. Sure, he had stolen peeks and glances before, but he had never faced Naruto fully naked!
God he was huge,
And god, please, PLEASE don’t make me go huge.
Forcibly tearing his eyes away from a certain sinfully delicious region, he frowned, and tried to put on his best angry/scandalized voice:
“What the fuck! Uzumaki!”
Naruto merely pursed his lips, blowing him a kiss, winked at him, and turned around, much to the disappointment of his dick and the relief of his ego.
Oh Naruto is going to get his ass pounded so hard that he wouldn’t be able to walk for days!
Wait. Who the fuck just thought that!?
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Sasuke was walking back to his room in the student dormitories when he caught sight of a certain blond head walking pass him, brushing unintentionally and lightly against his shoulder,
Remembering the… situation earlier in the shower, blocking out certain parts for the sake of his dignity (well, he was wearing boxers today), he followed the blond discretely, remembering his earlier promise to pound Naruto’s ass so hard that…
‘Stop saying that!’ he inwardly berated himself.
Following Naruto to his dorm room, he was about to turn around and walk back to his room, deciding to pound…no, kick Naruto’s ass another day, when a blond head suck out of the door, eyebrows raised.
“Don’t you want to follow me into my room too, seeing you walked me home all the way?”
Snorting, Sasuke rolled his eyes and was about to turn around when that blond head spoke again:
“You’re Uchiha Sasuke right?”
Sasuke froze momentarily in his tracks. How did he know his name?
“Come on in! I don’t usually get to invite normal people into my room. Normally they’re either fags or fag enablers” Naruto said playfully.
Before he could stop himself, Sasuke was walking, almost instinctively towards Naruto into his room.
The first thing he noticed when he stepped into the room was how incredibly messy the room was.
The second thing he noticed when he stepped into the room was the cause of the mess. Cardboards, glue, marker pens, were scattered around everywhere.
But what caught Sasuke’s attention the most were the signs that were littered, obviously made from the objects scattered around the room.
‘PROP 8 = HATE!’ one sign read
‘IS MY LOVE NOT REAL?’ another asked.
Sasuke turned around and faced Naruto.
“What are these?”
Naruto answered, suddenly sounding very proud.
“Protest signs. We fags are protesting Prop 8 ‘cause we want to destroy the sanctity of Britney’s two day marriage and the Mormon’s ten wives” Naruto answered cheekily.
Sasuke answered with a skeptical/non-committal “Hn”. It was hard to tell.
Naruto laughed: “I swear you say that more than it is healthy”
Sasuke felt his lips twitch upwards, but resisted smiling. Being friendly with Naruto meant being friendly with a gay, and he could not let that happen, no matter how much he wanted to. People will think that he is a queer!
“So Sasuke…” said Naruto playfully in a sign-song voice. Sasuke frowned. Nothing good could ever come out from that tone.
“Why were you following me around?” Naruto finished it off with a cheeky grin.
Sasuke stumbled. He wasn’t expecting that.
Sasuke declared in his best macho voice: “I was going to pound your ass so hard… KICK! I was going to kick your ass for doing what you did to me earlier”. Sasuke turned red as a tomato when the word ‘pound’ escaped his mouth.
Naruto burst out laughing. “I’d like that,” Naruto replied, grinning, after he had calmed himself down.
“You like me to kick your…?”
Sasuke couldn’t finish that sentence as he was interrupted by Naruto
“Pound. I’d like you to pound my ass” Naruto said with a mock serious tone.
Sasuke blushed even more, and fell silent.
“C’mon, Sasuke… I was just kidding!” Naruto joked, trying to relieve some of the pressure and tension built up in the room.
“Hn. It wasn’t funny!” Sasuke huffed, angrily, eyes twitching. He sounded almost childish, angry at himself for letting that phrase slip out. Now everyone would think that he is a fag!
“Tell you what. I’ll make it up to you. Meet me here at 7 later tonight”
Sasuke’s heart was beating a mile a second.
“I am not going on a date with you, you queer!” Sasuke stressed angrily, thought secretly thrilled of the prospect of going on a date with the blond god.
Wait. Blond god? What the fuck!
“Its not a date. If you want, you can tell you friends you were pounding my ass…”
“Kicking” Sasuke corrected.
“Pounding,” insisted Naruto. “Pounding my ass and teaching me a lesson.”
Naruto’s fingers placed imaginary quote marks around the phrase ‘teaching me a lesson’.
“Hn…” There was no arguing with that idiot.
“I take this as a yes!”
“Hn”
“I’ll also take that as a yes!”
Sasuke stood up and began walking out of the room.
“Bye Sasuke!” shouted Naruto
Sasuke frowned at the loud voice. People would think that he was hanging out with a fag!
Sasuke half heartedly lifted his arm at Naruto.
When he was facing away from Naruto, however, he had a small smile on his face.
He just hoped that no one saw him smiling and walking out of the fag’s room! And he certainly hoped that no one knew that he and the gay guy was going on a date!
Wait. What. The. Fuck. Who said it was a date!
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