The Sitter

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The Sitter

By: KitsuneArasi

-Bitching to Juugo-

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“Maybe he thought it would be good for you?”

“Dating a gangbanger is good for me?”

“Are you certain he is a gang banger?”

“He has a shitload of tattoos, Juugo.”

“So does your cousin Sai.”

“Is that supposed to help this guy’s case?”

A sigh from the other end, “No. I guess not. Are they really so suspicious?”

“Would I bother you about this if they weren’t?”

“…Sasuke.”

“…Okay, so maybe it’s not so suspicious. But I’ve never seen a tattoo like that.”

“…”

“I mean, it’s right there, around his belly button, this spiral in vibrant black ink. It really stands out on his skin, and there’s this part that points right down, like it’s asking you to—”

“Sasuke.” For the first time in a while, Juugo sounded disturbed.

He usually did that to other people. It didn’t make him happy.

“…Oh, shit, Juugo. I’m interested, aren’t I?”

“I’d say so. Either that, or you’ve got an ink fetish.

”

“You’ve got to be kidding.”

“How long has it been since you last saw Sai?”

“We’re not talking about this!”

“Last time you mentioned him was about a month ago. Tell me, Sasuke, how did that make you feel?”

“I think I’m going to be sick.”

“I’m only trying to help you, you know.”

“Into an early grave, maybe.”

“It was a valid question.”

“It was sick, and you know it.”

“Well, at least now we know that it isn’t an ink fetish.”

“Lucky me. I’m attracted to a dopey blonde who’s probably going to die of ink poisoning by 24.”

“Hm. ...I’m a little sad.”

“What the hell for?”

“I was going to tell Karin about your ink fetish. …Maybe I can conveniently forget to rebuke it.”

“Like I said. Sick.”

“Shouldn’t you be getting ready for your hot date?”

“Son of a bitch.”

“He’s such a lucky little gang-banger.”

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A/N: Sorry for the wait. More is coming...now. :3