Becoming a Man

Somebody should have warned him. It would only have been fair. There was no way he could have known how extremely and utterly exhausting it would be to lead a team with someone like Sai in it.

Tiresome it was, though, and the long mission he had just finished had left Yamato physically and mentally exhausted. He needed rest and lots of it.
Rest he was finally going to get, now that he was on leave. A whole two days’ leave the Hokage had granted him. Two whole freaking days, because “it’s still a time of crisis and we need all the men we have.”
There were a lot of words running through Yamato’s head right now, none of them being in any way positive. Still, he could relax for two days and that was still better than nothing.

So Yamato grabbed himself a bottle of beer, slumped down on the couch, and started up his PlayStation 2. There was nothing that put his mind at ease more as killing Heartless. He did love watching Sora swing that Keyblade around.

He was half-way through his fifth try at beating Demyx –Gods that fight is a bitch– when he decided to call it a day. One can only hear the words “dance water, dance” so many times, before completely losing one’s mind. He got up to take a shower, before realising that was water as well and opting for another beer instead.
When he had finished it, he decided to give beating Demyx another go. It actually went pretty well this time and soon he had Demyx down to less that a quarter of a bar. Then someone knocked on his window, completely destroying his concentration. Sora died pitifully. Yamato was not pleased.

“What the fuck? Who the hell is knocking on my window at this time a night?” he stomped off to the window in question and swung open the curtains, only to see Sai waving at him with a stupid, false smile on his face.
Yamato opened the window and pulled Sai inside, immediately hitting him on the head. “You idiot! Do you have any idea how fucking frustrating it is to beat Demyx?! Now I have to start the whole fight over again!”
Sai looked puzzled. “Who is Demyx? I thought you were on leave… Did an enemy ninja infiltrate your home?”
Yamato stared at Sai for a bit, before hitting him again. “No, of course not, you idiot! It’s a videogame!”
“What’s a videogame?”
Yamato just stared, flabbergasted. “It’s… a game… You play it on your TV. You know?”
“Oh… I could have known that…”
“Yes… well… Did you only come here to ruin my game?”
“No, I actually came with a question.” Sai sat down in front of the TV and grabbed the controller. “You play with this?”
“Yeah, you use that button to attack and this thing to move around. Also, triangle is god.”
“Ah, I see… I think…” Sai unpaused the game and proceeded to beat Demyx in two minutes flat. “I thought games like these were supposed to provide a challenge. Why was this guy fighting with a gitar and why was my character fighting with a giant?”
“It’s a sitar and that’s the Keyblade. It’s… complicated.”
“Ah, I see…”
“So why were you here again? Other than to annoy me to death, that is…”
“Ah yes, I wanted to ask you a question.”
“What?”
“Why is that guy’s sword so large? Is he a member of the Seven Swordsmen of the Mist?”
“That’s… Cloud. He got the sword from Zack, who got it from Angeal who… was compensating big time.”
“Compensating? For what?”
“For, you know…”
“Not really.”
Yamato sighed deeply. “For having a small dick, idiot.”
Sai thought for a second. “So why does Naruto-kun not wield such a large sword?”
“That… is a valid question, but not one I’m gonna address right now.”
“Oh yes, my original question.”
“Yeah, ask it so you can get the fuck out of here again.”
“According to this book I read, one… How do I defeat all those creatures?”
“They’re Heartless, just fight and press triangle.”
“Because triangle is… god, right?”
“Exactly.”
A minute later, when Sai had defeated all the Heartless and Yamato had opened another beer, Sai finally paused the game and turned to Yamato.
“My apologies for allowing myself to become distracted by that videogame.”
Yamato sighed and drank. “Forget it, what is it you want?”
“I read in this book that usually one is not considered a man unless they have had sex. I was wondering if what I did last time with you was considered sex or not. I couldn’t find any clear information on that.”
Suddenly, Yamato completely forgot his frustration and annoyance. Instead, he grinned hungrily. “This evening might be saved, after all.”
“Excuse me?”
“Nothing, Sai, nothing. It’s a good thing you came here, because what we did was indeed not actually sex.”
“So I am still not a true man?”
“Exactly. For that we need to go a step further.”
“I need to find a girl to bone, right?”
“Bone…? Seriously, where do you learn these words?”
“From my books.”
“Yeah, well… just use ‘have sex’ or ‘fuck’ or even ‘shag’. ”
“Ah, all right. So I need to… fuck a girl?”
“Yes, although you could also do it with another guy.”
“According to my books, that is considered immoral and disgusting.”
“Your books are obviously hopelessly out of date.”
“They are from the Root library.”
“My point exactly. Sex with guys is as normal as having sex with girls. Somewhat.”
“I do not think I understand.”
“It’s okay to have sex with another guy.”
“Okay, I guess. So would you have sex with me?”
Yamato almost chocked in his beer. “You’re really not a romantic type, are you?”
“My apologies, is that bad? I have not read all that much about romance yet. I did not deem it all that important.”
“It’s okay, although a girl would probably have thrown you out by now.”
“Ah, okay then. So would you?”
“Would I be a good captain if I wouldn’t?”
“I do not believe fucking subordinates is normal for a captain…”
“Shush, do you want to have sex or not?”
“I want to be considered a man, yes.”
“Attaboy, now undress.”
“Yes captain Yamato.”

Sai promptly undressed right then and there, without further ado. Yamato gently made the naked Sai sit down on the couch and prompted him to make himself hard. As he was enjoying the show Sai was putting on, Yamato undressed himself. The fact that Sai most likely had no idea how much this all aroused Yamato made Yamato even more aroused. Soon, both were naked and hard.
“So what happens now?”
“Now, I put my dick inside your ass.”
“That does not sound altogether hygienic, captain Yamato.”
“Don’t go there.”
“Also, I thought I was supposed to be the one doing the penetrating. Taking the role of the girl does not really seem like becoming a man.”
“Don’t bring girls into gay sex, Sai. They have nothing to do with it. Only a real man can take it up the ass.”
“Then why are they called the submissive partner? And why are they so often depicted as being feminine?”
“That’s so straight men can feel good about not being shagged in the ass themselves and still consider themselves men.”
“That does not really make—”
“Sush and show me your ass.”

As Sai changed positions, Yamato grabbed a bottle of lubricant and squirted a generous amount of the liquid on his hand. Knowing Sai could easily handle pain, he immediately positioned two fingers and pushed them in unceremoniously. Sai gasped in surprise, but didn’t seem to mind the pain. Still, the strange feeling made him go oddly quiet. Something Yamato did not mind at all.
Yamato fingered Sai’s ass roughly, almost impatiently. He stretched it, pulled his fingers out all the way, only to push them back in again as deep as he could, and soon entered a third finger. He fingered rougher and harder and after a few minutes he had had enough and pulled his fingers out again.

All this time, Sai hadn’t uttered a word. It was obvious the boy was overwhelmed by the new sensations, but he didn’t seem to dislike them. Yamato grinned and lubed up his dick, before rubbing it against Sai’s hole for a bit and pushing it in deeply. Sai’s yelp was drowned out by Yamato’s moan. Soon, though, Sai was joining Yamato in his moaning and it wasn’t long before they both came closer to their climax.

Instinctively, Sai’s hand reached for his dick, but Yamato was quicker. In the heat of passion, Yamato was a bit too rough, but Sai only seemed to get more aroused by this. Within second, he shot his load all over Yamato’s couch, moaning “captain Yamato!” Yamato soon had his own orgasm deep within Sai.

They fell down on the couch, panting loudly. “Man, that felt good.”
“Y-yeah…”
“You okay Sai?”
“I-I am fine, captain Yamato.”
Yamato grinned and cuddled with Sai. “Did you like it?”
“Yes, I think I did.”
“Enough to do it again?”
“I do not think I could handle that right now…”
“Heh, I didn’t mean right now. We could take a small break first.”
“I did not realise sex required so much energy.”
“You get used to it. It’s a great workout.”
“So it is like training?”
“Yeah, so be sure to train often. Especially with me.”
“I will captain.”
“Good!”
“Can I beat you at that game again during our break?”
“………Bastard.”