Naruto Pairing One-Offs

The village of Konoha was quiet as always. That was the thoughts of the young Kunoichi going by the name of Ino Yamanaka. Indeed it had been quiet in the middle of the afternoon. Ino was walking past the streets of Konoha to get to the bridge that stood above the lake. She doesn't usually go there, but now was a special occasion. For she had recieved a letter from a "secret admirer" to meet her there for something important. She remembered how she got it. Shikamaru entered her parents flower store while she was on duty and gave her the letter.

"What's this all about?" Asked Ino curiously.

"Hell if I know." Whined Shikamaru. "The guy wanted to give you this saying he admires you." Ino heavily blushed at this statement. Who could admire her, except for Shikamaru or Chouji? Half the Konoha Ninja her age aren't interested in love. Shino and Neji especially. She read the letter again saying: "Meet me on Konoha Bridge for something very important. An admirer." She couldn't recognise the handwriting. She knows Sakura's handwriting perfectly, so it wasn't her for a prank. There was only one way to know for sure: do as the letter said.

And so Ino arrived at the bridge. She sat on a nearby bench to wait for this mysterious admirer. She looked around to see nobody fishy, just a few by-passers, woman with shopping and...there was another boy sitting on the bench a few yards away. Ino took a more focussed glance at the boy. Black hair, whitish skin, a short knife-sized sword at his back. She recognised him immediately as being Sai, Team Kakashi's replacement for Sasuke. Ino giggled. Was this the admirer? It was very much possible. So she got up from her bench and ran to Sai.

"Oh, Sai!" Squeaked Ino. Sai reacted and looked at her and gave his cute little smile.

"Ah, so you came. I was afraid your friend might have snuck away with the letter." Said Sai politely. Sai admired Ino? That was a big shock. Ino sat herself next to the polite artist.

"You said you wanted to see me about something important?" Asked Ino. What could it have been? A kiss? A difficult phrase? Or something else?

"Ah, right. Please forgive me for doing this." Sai said. Ino looked confused. She then saw Sai doing some hand signs. Was he practicing a Jutsu on her? Then when Sai finished the hand signs. Ino started to go dumb, and groggy. It was as if she was working for three days straight. And then she fell forward. Unaware of her surroundings, and unaware of what awaited her.

"Ugh..." Ino moaned. Her head was spinning fastly, until it disappeared. She was no longer groggy or numb and she was fully aware of her surroundings. She was in a comfortable-looking room. Art was postered all over the walls. And she was lying on a bed. And on the bed-side was Sai.

"Sai! What are you...?" Ino said in a panic. She tried to sit up while saying this but then she noticed her hands were tied to the bed posts and her two feet were tied together. "Sai! What are you doing?!"

"Please forgive my rudeness in tying you up and putting you under a Genjutsu." Sai explained. Genjutsu! If she recognised the hands signs earlier, she could have released it. Too late now. "But this is just a simple experiment. Please bear with me."

Ino looked confused as ever. She saw - despite her tied hands - he was drawing something on the scroll he carried. But what was he drawing? He then set the scroll down to see what it was he was drawing. Feathers. Then Sai did a hand sign and said: "Ninja Art. A Thousand Feather Flurry!" And at once the feathers came to life and rubbed themselves on Ino's ticklish spots. She couldn't help but laugh. She tried to flick them away but her hands couldn't move. Tears were trickling down her eyes with all the laughing.

"I read in a trustworthy book that girls like boys that make them laugh. And it appears as though your enjoying it." Sai said happily. Ino was laughing not only at the tickling, but at that crazy statement.

"Hahahaha, stop, hahaha, stop for a second!" Laughed Ino uncontrollably. Sai waved the feathers to stop for a moment and Ino collected herself up. "Sai, You don't understand girls at all, do you?"

"Admittedly, I do not." Sai said unshamefully.

"Listen, Sai. If you wanted to tickle me, why not just ask? You didn't have to put me in a Genjutsu and tie me to your bed to do it." Explained Ino.

"I didn't know how you'd react. If I asked Sakura, she would have punched me." Sai said. Ino sighed at this. Hanging around Sakura too long must have made Sai too afraid to talk to other girls. Well it was about time Ino taught Sai the true nature of love, if Sakura couldn't.

"Okay, Sai. Untie me, and ill show you how much I like you without the tickling." Offered Ino, kindly.

"But...won't you hit me?" Asked Sai worriedly.

"Of course not silly." Said Ino reassuringly. "You've been hanging around Sakura too long. I'm not like her." Sai hesitated for a moment, then went up to Ino's hands and released the ropes. And did the same for her feet. Ino then got up from the bed and began to kiss Sai on the lips. He didn't resist Ino's tempting actions. She stopped for a moment. "That's called a kiss." Ino explained. "If the person you love and if that person loves you back, the two of you do that."

"Ah, I see." Said Sai wondrously. "I think you and I should do that often." Ino giggled.

"So you love me?" Asked Ino expectantly.

"You could say that." Said Sai with a smile. At once, Ino resumed kissing Sai very passionately. It was a perfect moment for Ino, because now, she was kissing the guy who was just as cute as Sasuke.

"Time for lesson two." said Ino excitedly. She took off her vest revealing her rather large breasts. Sai blushed heavily, as Ino took off both her skirt and underwear, making her completely naked.

"I-Ino, your completely naked." Sai said embarrassingly. Then Ino went up to Sai, and pressed her body up onto his.

"Don't you wanna be too?" Asked Ino in a very sexual way. Sai didn't hesitate in taking his clothes off. He was used to training bare-chested, but not with all his clothes off. Soon he was naked too. Ino took real pleasure in noticing his penis, and giggled at it's size. "Wow, no wonder you tease Naruto with his size. You would no doubt put his to shame." Sai smiled happily. Ino then sat down on the bed and spread her legs widely, revealing her nice-looking vagina. "What say we skip to the main part, Sai?"

"M-Main part?" Asked Sai worriedly.

"Yeah, just stick your dick in my pussy. It's okay, just like kissing, big boys and girls do this all the time. We can do it together." Said Ino tomboyishly as she fingered it to get it ready. Sai hesitantly obliged, and gently rammed his penis into her vagina. Ino gasped slightly at the pleasure she was feeling. "Okay, go back and forth and don't stop till you come." Sai didn't know what would happen when he "came" but he rocked back and forth into Ino's vagina. At first gently, then harder. Ino was screaming with pleasure the whole time. Everytime he went inside her, it was a feeling of ecstasy. Then, after about a minute or two of pleasure-filled thrusts, Sai began to feel a little tingle in his crotch. And then Ino began to feel Sai's semen spread inside her. Sai had grown incredibly tired once he got his penis out of her. His stamina wasn't always great as Naruto's.

"That was amazing, Ino." Exclaimed Sai.

"Yeah." Ino said wondrously, still getting used to the experience. "We should hang out more often. We can actually do this more."

"That would be nice." Said Sai, with his cute little smile. His smile seemed a lot better when he was naked. Ino giggled and simply rested on Sai's torso. The very next day, after Sai had a lot more experience in love to read about and show his new girlfriend, Ino was back at her flower store. And who to walk in but Shikamaru.

"Hey, Shikamaru." Said Ino cheerfully.

"Yo." Mumbled Shikamaru. "Just came to check on yah."

"Check on me?" Asked Ino.

"Yeah, 'bout your "secret admirer"." Said Shikamaru. "Can't be too sure if it was a trap by Akatsuki or somethin'."

"Oh, it was a trap alright." Said Ino wondrously. Shikamaru flinched. "It was a trap of love." She ended this very poetically.

"Somehow, I won't be able to understand." Grumbled Shikamaru. He then gave a small sigh. "Women, they're so troublesome."