Shinobi Can Be So Dense

Well here is the second part to this story. I have several more chapters outlined. I’m just going to enjoy toying with these two as long as I can. They really are my favorite couple. If people like this story I’ll continue with it….I’ll continue with it even if people don’t like it to be honest. Side note this entire story was written at 3am while I was at work on my graveyard shift. Dealing with drunken morons tends to give me some inspiration for stories. Well on with the story.

Shinobi Can Be So Dense Chapter 2: Rooftop Romance


“Well I know of a place. Think you can keep up?” Kakashi jumped to the window and motioned for me to join him. I nodded and took off with him over the roof tops of Konaha. After some time running Kakashi stopped. I stopped as well. The roof top we were perched on had the most amazing view of the Hokage Monument.

“The view here is breathtaking. I come here sometimes to think or read in peace.” He looks so handsome bathed in the moonlight. His silver hair shines even brighter. I hope he didn’t see me starring at him. “It’s quite a view, almost surreal.” I sounded like such an idiot. We sat there in silence drinking in the view around us.

“Why don’t you tell me about the enigma that is Iruka sensei?” There he goes with that enigma crap again. I hope I don’t ramble. “Well there isn’t all that much I have to say about me. I’m a chunin school teacher who also works the missions’ desk. I am an only child. I lost both my parents during the Kyubi attack. I love ramen much like Naruto. He considers me his big brother father figure, and I think of him as the little brother I never had. Since I became a chunin I have not failed a mission. You already know about my past as a trickster since I did pull a few of my pranks on you. Sorry about that. I still don’t even know myself why I did such crazy stuff as a genin. I don’t know any more I could tell you. I’m just plain, boring Iruka Umino.”

Why did I just tell him my entire life story? Is he laughing at me? He is laughing. I just made a huge ass of myself didn’t I? “Iruka sensei, that’s quite a bit of information but your still an enigma to me.” What did he say? He wasn’t mortified by my word vomit I just spewed forth right now. I need to say something. “Well since you know a bit more about me how about you tell me about yourself Kakashi sensei?”

He looks so worried. Did I cross the line asking about him? This silence is unbearable. He sunk his head down. Great now he doesn’t even want to look at me. “That is a tad bit hard. My life has not been all that good. No it’s been mostly bad, but I survived. I’m a Jounin. I captain Team Kakashi. I made genin at five, Chunin at six and Jounin at thirteen. You know I used to be an anbu since that is when you played most of your pranks on me. You know I love Icha Icha. I was mentored by Yondaime Hokage since I was a Genin. My father was the great White Fang of Konaha. I don’t know anything about my mother since she died giving birth to me. All I’ve seen of her are pictures. My father didn’t want to talk about her. He committed suicide when I was seven. Up until recently I’ve lost everyone precious to me.” He’s had such a hard life. I can feel tears of sympathy pooling at my eyes. I never was that good at controling my emotions. He’s lost so much just like me and he keeps on going even with all those hurts. I wish I could just make it all go away so he didn’t have to feel those hurts again.

“Sensei are you crying?” He sounds sincere. I scrubbed away the threatening tears with my sleeve. “You’ve had such a hard life Kakashi sensei. I didn’t know just how hard till now. I just wish there was something I could do to take all the pain away so you didn’t have to feel it anymore.” He’s smiling. It’s not a, I think you’re crazy smile, it’s a genuine thank you kinda smile. “I don’t know what you could have done but it’s good to know that you wish you could.”

He looks so sexy when he smiles. I can see that outline of his chiseled features under that damn mask of his. Okay the mask is sexy too in a mysterious kinda way. I wonder what his girlfriend must think of him. She probably doesn’t know how lucky she is. I‘d worship that man if he gave me the chance. We sat there staring at the monument draped in pale moonlight. It really was a sight to behold. You could see each stone face in surprising detail. I wondered how Naruto was doing. He was probably getting tired of being the center of attention by now. No, he probably is still loving it. He deserves it though. If it hadn’t been for him Pain would have killed us all. I still remember Kakashi saving me. He died. Why did he save me?

“Kakashi sensei, why did you save me from Pain?” I set myself up for a harsh reality. He’s thinking really hard. “I really don’t know. I just couldn’t let him harm you. You’re always so kind. I couldn’t let the world be robbed of you.” I didn’t expect that. I thought he would have said something about having to protect a damn chunin who just got in the damn way. He‘s looking at me with that stunning blue eye again. It makes me feel so comfortable. “Thank you for saving me by the way. You were amazing the way you took Pain on. Thank Kami you were revived. I would have felt so guilty had you completely died saving me.” He’s rubbing the back of his head. Why does everything that man does make him so irresistible to me.

“I’ve never seen too many people around you other than your students or the people from the missions’ desk. “ Great now he thinks I’m a friendless freak. “Are you seeing anyone?” He’s scratching his head again. He’s so delicious when he does that. What did he just say? Was that a harmless inquiry or did it have deeper meaning. I just can tell with the man who is always talking about seeing what’s underneath the underneath. “Ah, No. I haven’t had much luck in relationships.”

That was an understatement. Anko, the only women I’ve ever dated, broke up with me because she said having sex with me was like having sex with her brother. Of all the things she could have said she said that. She is still my friend even though she broke my heart. The only other time I had anyone was when I got smashed trying in vain to forget about Anko. I had a drunken orgy with Genma, Raidou, Izumo, Kotetsu, and Hayate. They all had their way with me because I was drunk and let loose all my inhibitions. The sex was wonderful though. They all delivered me to satisfaction. I loved being the uke that night for all of them. I couldn’t walk straight for a week.

“Neither have I. My last one ended when she died on a mission.” That is so sad. “She must have meant a lot to you.” I’m touching his hand and he’s not pulling away. “She did. She was my everything back then. I know I’ll never love another woman after her.” He really has been hurt too much in his life. Wait that means he’s single, and he doesn’t date women. Oh Kami please don’t be teasing me.

“Why did you ask Kakashi sensei?” There he goes rubbing his hand through his hair again. He looks so cute. “I was just curious.” Is he just being shy? I never thought that the infamous copy-ninja would be shy. I’m shy too but I never thought Kakashi would be. “Curiosity killed the cat Kakashi sensei.” Did that come out sexy or rude? I can’t tell anymore he makes me lose my wits.

“You know sensei when I’m around you I strangely feel at ease with myself so I thought I could let my Curiosity wander around you. Besides you look so damn cute when you blush.”Did he just say I was cute? How should I react to that? Can this really be happening? Maybe I should pinch myself to make sure this isn’t some wonderful dream. It doesn’t seem like my usual dreams about Kakashi. Those always end with me having a damn hard on in the morning. Ouch! No this isn’t a dream. So does this mean Kakashi likes me the same way I like him? Oh Kami I hope so.

“Did I startle you Iruka sensei? I didn’t mean to… I mean…..Uh” It’s so adorable that he’s rambling. I’m gonna go out on a limb here Kami don’t let me fall. “No. I’m fine. Kakashi sensei do you get the feeling that we’re both dancing around something cause we’re both too shy to just come out and really say what is on our minds?” I hope he returns my affection.

“Yeah and I hope it’s the same something. I’ll admit I do get shy…sometimes…when dealing with certain feelings. I’m kinda a social retard even if I am a genius.”He’s just as flustered and confused as me. I need to get the courage to tell him how I feel. I’m going to lay my heart on the line here. I can’t look him in the face. “I like you Kakashi. I’ve liked you for a long time now. Since you proved me wrong at the Chunin exams I’ve had strong feelings about you. You were so confident and I found myself liking you because of your confidence. No! I found myself attracted to you. Not just physically but emotionally as well.” There I said it. He’s probably going to run away now or do something just as harsh. At least I got it off my chest and out into the open. Now I just need to look at his face again and face the music. He’s smiling! He really is smiling. Maybe I’m not such an idiot after all.

“I’m glad one of us had the courage to just say it. It feels like a weight has been taken off my shoulders now. I like you too Iruka. I have for quite some time. Even before the Chunin exams. You have such great confidence, courage, and you care for everyone you know. You standing up against me at the Chunin exams really did me in. You stood up against me one of the most famous Jounin in Konoha, but you didn’t show any fear. You were actually downright rude. You really cared about the safety of your former charges. That is what really impressed me. I don’t know how one person could care so much for so many people and not go crazy.”

Wow he feels the same way about me. We started liking each other at the same time. That is just how messed up shy we both are. We’re both idiots when it comes to expressing our feelings. “I never said anything before because I assumed someone as handsome and famous as you had to have a girlfriend.”He’s smiling again. He’s holding my hand! “I always thought you were to kind not to have a sweet girlfriend.” He said that way too sexy and husky. “I guess we’re both idiots when it comes to matters of the heart.”

He’s laughing again. It puts me at ease that he can let himself go around me. “Relationships with others are so hard.” He said just what I was thinking. “You’re telling me. I’ve only had one serious relationship which ended badly and a night of drunken debauchery that went so horrible but also was sooo good. I really am inexperienced when it comes to personal relationships with other people.” I know I’m rubbing my scar but that was so embarrassing. Why did I say that? I had to let him know I was inexperienced. My heart is so frail but I’ll give it to him if he’ll make it stronger. I want to be loved!

“I’ve only had one relationship myself. It really was more of a comfort thing really. We both didn’t want to be alone so we got together till I lost her too. I’ve also had my share of drunken one night stands that I’d rather forget about. It’s adorable when you rub your scar.” He just doesn’t stop with all the complements does he? At least he thinks it’s adorable. “You look adorable when you rub the back of your head like you are now.” I know I’m laughing but he does look so cute.

“Where does this put us now Iruka? Where do we go from here?” He looks so tense. “I think we should try having a go at a real relationship, have a couple of dates together. Even if we just go to each other’s apartments and hang out together that would still be a date. I don’t think I could handle the public scrutiny for dating you just yet. You’re too famous and they’d probably think I was too lowly for you.”

He’s squeezing my hand tight. “You’re not too lowly for me Iruka. You’re really are everything I’ve ever wanted, someone who sees the real me. Not just the infamous copy ninja Kakashi Hatake. Your real and they’re all phonies. Don’t you ever forget that!” He loosened his grip now and is rubbing my hand. He really is the greatest guy ever. He can read me like a book and say just what I need him to say to reassure me.

“I’ll try but you will probably have to keep reminding me.” He looks so happy now. Seeing him smile like that makes me feel so warm and comfortable. I don’t think I’ve ever felt the same way I do right now about anyone else. Could this be what true love feels like? “This feels like a good thing. I like this feeling. It’s so new and amazing. I don’t know what we have right now but I hope it leads to love.”

He’s moving closer to me. He’s pulling me into an embrace. It feels so good to be embraced so lovingly. He’s pulling down his mask. Oh, Kami he’s absolutely gorgeous. His features are so striking, that chiseled jaw, high cheek bones and delightfully thin pink lips. He is kissing me! It feels so good to have those warm thin lips caressing my own. When his lips press deeper into mine my vision goes, all I’m seeing now is fireworks. It feels so good. I find myself opening my mouth slightly. His tongue is caressing my lips. Did I just moan or gasp? This electricity is so blissful I don’t want it to ever end.

Oh, he slipped his tongue into my mouth when I moaned. He tastes so delightful. It’s sweet but not sugary sweet more like the kind of sweet of fresh melon. His tongue is exploring my mouth. I can feel him touching my gums and teeth. His tongue is so talented as it circles the inside of my parted lips. The sensation is making me feel like I’m going to burst, this is pure ecstasy. I know I’m hard. My underwear feels way too tight for my liking right now. I can feel my erection straining on the fabric. I wonder if he’s as hard as me.

I want more. He’s stroking my tongue with his own. The sensation is washing over me sending more blood down to my already hard member. I feel lightheaded. He just sucked on my tongue. Oh, Kami if he keeps this up I gonna cum and that would be embarrassing. He stopped sucking my tongue in favor of my lips. They feel so tender under his powerful suction. I still can’t see anything but blinding white. I know I’m moaning but this feels so good. His lips are parting from mine. He is pulling away from me. I whimper at the loss. I don’t want our first kiss to end. I can see a trail of saliva connecting us as my sex clouded vision comes back. I hope he can’t see the bulge in my pants. I didn’t know I could get so aroused to the point I nearly came just from a kiss. I’m panting, I must have forgotten to breath during our heated kiss.

“That was so good Iruka. I didn’t know you were sure a good kisser. We are defiantly going to have to do that again.” All my sex rattled brain could do was whimper. “Ah, huh.” I couldn’t even make coherent speech or control my body which had gone numb. I want to move closer to him. My body feels like it is on fire. He must sense what I want. He is pulling me closer into his lap and putting his strong arms around me. “Nice.” At least I could strangle a single word from my mouth. I feel so safe in his arms as I regain my senses. My lips are tingling from the after affects of our first kiss. I sit in his arms as the sun rises over Hokage Monument. It must be close to five o’clock. I’ve stayed out the entire night with Kakashi. He hasn’t let go of me since our kiss. It feels so good to be loved so I snuggled closer to him. I put my head against his chest. I can feel his heart beating. It is such a soothing tone and his body is so warm. I don’t know how long we’ve been sitting here like this. I’ve regained enough of my wits now that I can speak. I want to make some plans with him.

“How about you come over to my place tonight at seven? I have mission desk duty till five. That will give me enough time to make some dinner for the two of us if you’d like?” He looks so content. We had just agreed that night to start a relationship. I still can’t believe my luck. I’m here with the man of my dreams and we are now dating. “Seven’s great I won’t be late I promise. I know a good thing when I see it and I don’t want to ruin it by being my chronically late self.”

I got up and helped him stand. I kissed him on the cheek and darted off. I stopped and looked behind me to see he had his long fingers over the spot where I just kissed him. He smiled. That was when I knew I had won his heart. He was mine. Kakashi Hatake was mine and I was thrilled.