Mr. Right

AN @ the bottom.

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“Speech”
‘Thoughts’
“Speech/Thoughts or Whisper”
*noise/action *
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After Naruto nodded, Sasuke made the excuse to go fill the bucket up with ice. Once out of the room he flipped open his cell phone, searching the phonebook for one of their mutual friends.

As he pushed the beige bucket under the ice dispenser, he waited for an answer.

"Hhyuugahh." Neji answered the phone out of breath.

"Neji, I need you to-…why are you out of breath?" Sasuke asked and there was a small moan after a short moment of silence. Sasuke connected the dots and decided to make this call short. "I need you to do me a favor."

"Anything. Ohh yes, anything." Neji breathed out.
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"Gaara's a keeper." Kiba said, walking down the hotel hallway beside his slightly limping boyfriend with a wide satisfied grin. Kiba glanced at Haku's unusual walking pattern. "Whassa' matter? I gave you those hardcore codeine pills I had. You should be fine. In fact I’m surprised you’re not all loopy and haven’t fucking passed out by now." Kiba said, snaking an arm around Haku's over exaggerating waist.

Haku stopped limping after 'codeine' and looked up at Kiba. "Hardcore?.....Codine? Kiba, where'd you get those?" Haku asked suspiciously and concerned. Kiba rolled his eyes.

"Dooonn't make it like I'm a fucking drug addict and you didn't know. So now you feel betrayed and lied to and now you have to break up with me and leave me for Gaara; your whole plan from the beginning." Kiba said lazily and Haku gave him a weak, slightly hurt glare.

"You know I'd stick beside you no matter the deal. I wouldn't leave you for anyone. I love you Kiba, that hurt." Haku said, looking put out.

Kiba was taken aback by the level of sincerity in Haku's comment. They rounded a corner and walked down another long hallway, looking for Sai's room.

Kiba made a mock 'Aww I'm so touched' face and turned facing Haku. "Awww Hakuuuu! You're such a sweetie!" Kiba said, kissing Haku's temple and pinching lovingly at Haku's exposed skin from the rise of his tight purple and gold t-shirt.

Haku rolled his eyes. "Back to your drug habit." Haku said flatly and then it was Kiba's turn to roll his eyes.

"Before we met, I had this gnarly ingrown toenail -it was totally awesome. It had like white puss oozin' out of it, and it had this little cauliflower looking growth on it, -it was sick! Anywho, I went to the hospital, -to the emergency side- and it's kinda weird they call it the emergency side because I had to wait like three hours until it was my turn. AND THERE WAS LIKE HARDLY ANYBODY IN THERE!! So the doctor hadda stick my big toe with two like inch long needles -to numb it- and then he like cut and dug into my toe with scissors and tweezers, like I'm talking hacking at my toe-I have pictures before and after- Let me.." Kiba fumbled in his pocket for his cell phone before Haku quickly placed his hand on Kiba's arm, stopping him.

"Kiba, baby, let's keep our eyes on the prize. We gotta get to Sai's room to let him know what's up, kay?" Haku said softly, patting Kiba's shoulder like he was some sort of mental patient.

Kiba stopped digging at his pocket and stopped in front of a door, rapping at it roughly.

"Sai! Open na' dow!" Kiba yelled and Haku elbowed him in the ribs. "Ow!"

"What?" Sai's pitiful voice could be heard from the other side of the door. It sounded faint so he was probably on or in his bed.

"We're going to dinner la-….just open the door!" Kiba said, momentarily getting frustrated.

Silence.

"No." Sai replied clipped.

"Wh-What?!" Kiba asked, patience lost. "Open up Sai!" Kiba yelled to be granted entrance again.

"Go away." Sai told him.

"What the hell Sai!" Kiba bellowed, kicking Sai's door. "Why won't you open the damn door?!"

Silence.

Kiba was about to begin shouting again before Sai spoke, his voice sounding louder, now that Kiba had pressed his ear up to the door and it seemed as if Sai had left the bed and came closer to the door.

"Because I don't want to be a third wheel." Sai said softly, but loud enough for the confused couple to hear.

Haku shook his head. "No you won't Sai, we don't think that way." Haku attempted to console.

"Yes I will." Sai whined cutely. "I don't want to go anywhere but home." Sai said through the door.

“Which is where?” Kiba asked mumbling and Haku sent him a reproachful glare.

“I heard that Kiba.”
Haku and Kiba looked at each other briefly and Haku dived back in for the kill.

"Sai, I have a surprise for you." Haku paused for a 'what' but when he heard none, he continued. "Sasuke and Naruto want to go out to dinner with all of us and there's someone we'd like you to meet." Haku said soothingly.

Silence.

"Who?" Sai asked and Haku let out a breath he didn’t know he was holding in relief.

"His na-"

"-You'll have to come to see." Kiba cut in before Haku's answer could make any sense to him.

There was no answer or sound on the other side of the door for a while so they decided to come back later.

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"So I've figured out what I wanna do." Naruto started when he heard the hotel room door open. Knowing it was Sasuke.

"Hn?"

"We should go somewhere casual. It gives them both a chance to get a feel for each other without having to feel all uptight, y'know?"

Sasuke nodded, smirking to himself at his accomplishments and in acknowledgement to his boyfriend's logical reasoning.

"So! Let's have Suigetsu come here, then he'll get to meet Sai right off, as we leave as one big gay happy family!" Naruto said, tossing the stationary on the nightstand and hopping off the bed to skip towards Sasuke, who stared amused at his boyfriend's overly energetic antics. Naruto pulled a Notebook and hopped up into Sasuke's arms, gripping Sasuke's face in his two hands, pulling it forcefully to his own in an excitingly sweet kiss. Sasuke linked his arms under Naruto’s bottom and pulled him closer, leaning his head up in the most satisfying angle.

"Mmmn!" Naruto moaned appreciatively and hopped back down, wrapping his arms around Sasuke's torso and planting his cheek on Sasuke's broad firm chest. "Sasuke, you're like....the most perfect boyfriend in the world." Naruto turned his head and stared up into Sasuke's admiring eyes and smiled a heartwarming smile.

Sasuke smiled back.

“I don’t even know where I’d be without you.” Naruto said.

Sasuke smirked and looked at Naruto. “You almost would have been.” Sasuke said, stepping towards the bed to take a seat after Naruto pulled away indignantly.

“What?! It was love at first….inform?”

“That’s not what I’m talking about.” Sasuke said.

“Then what?” Naruto asked taking a seat not too far down the bed from Sasuke.

“Well you remember when we went to the mall, the second day together?”

Naruto nodded.

“Well, I was going to ask you to the dinner at Sai’s house until I saw you flirting with that redheaded girl.” Sasuke said.

“What?!” Naruto asked, his eyes wide in disbelief. “I was NOT. Flirting. With. Her!” Naruto said so punctually that the bead to his tongue ring clashed against his teeth at the end of ‘with’.

“Yes you were. Me and Haku were watching you.” Sasuke said calmly.

“Oh my god, no I wasn’t!” Naruto exclaimed.

“Then why did you take her number she gave you on that scrap of paper? Because I know it wasn’t a recipe for Aunt Mae’s sweet potato pie.” Sasuke said sarcastically.

“You’re right! It was her number, but I never planned on using it, unless I wanted to asker her where she got her orange dye, she totally dyed her hair with. I told her that I already had my eyes on someone.” Naruto said and Sasuke smirked. “She nodded and told me if I ever change my mind to give her a call. She said I was cute. Not sexy, not hot, not irresistible, but cute. That’s where she fucked up. Not only are fake boobs and dyed hair a turn-off for me, but I’d rather not be called cute.”

Sasuke smiled a small adoring smile. “But you are cute.” Sasuke said, lifting his hand to cup Naruto’s jaw, slightly pulling him to him, while Naruto pouted. “See? You’re pouting. You know that’s one of my weaknesses.” Sasuke said.

Naruto reached his arms around Sasuke to pull his shirt off, then pushed Sasuke down and straddled his lap. “That’s not your only weakness is it?” Naruto asked knowingly.

Sasuke thought Naruto would grab his cock and squeeze so he clenched his ass together, awaiting the teasing sensation, when Naruto clamped down on the area between his neck and shoulder and ran the cone shaped bead of his tongue ring slide around in lazy circles.

“Ahhhh!” Sasuke yelled, lifting, stomping and flailing his legs, that were previously connected to the floor by his feet. “Naruto!” Sasuke gasped, trying to buck Naruto off of him.

“Mmmnn.” Naruto moaned casually as Sasuke continued to buck. “Remember when I first found the weakest point on your body Sasuke?” Naruto asked seductively, running the pointed cone of his tongue ring teasingly over Sasuke’s weak spot again for emphasis.

Sasuke panicked. ‘Naruto never found the weakest point on my body, what is he talking about?’

“It was the morning after we made up after our first fight.” Naruto said. “Remember?”

“Yeah Naruto. It wasn’t that long ago.” Sasuke played it off, nervously wondering if Naruto truly knew the weakest point on his body. “Well, we better call Suigetsu.” Sasuke changed the subject.

Naruto sat up and grinned at Sasuke. “You’re right. But this isn’t over.” Naruto said, and looked in the direction of Sasuke’s secret spot.

Sasuke gulped and internally cursed. ‘Well, sex the next time is going to be mind blowingly orgasmic.’ Sasuke said, pushing himself up into a sitting position.

Sasuke watched as Naruto gravitated to the window and looked out, down at the ant-like people traveling to their next destinations.

“Hello?” Naruto asked.

Hello?

“Hey Suigetsu, it’s me Naruto.”

“Oh hi, where’s Sasuke?” Suigetsu asked and Naruto’s sweat dropped.

“It doesn’t matter. We decided to have you meet us at the hotel and we’d all leave together. We’re going somewhere casual so you don’t have to get all dressed up. SunniGrove Hotel, we’ll meet you down in the lobby around 6-ish.” Naruto informed and waited for Suigetsu’s answer.

“Alright, see you in a bit. Rival.” Suigetsu said, sounding a lot like his chemistry partner, Lee in high school.

“What the hell Suigetsu! There’s no rival! I won! Sasuke is mine, damnit!”

“I know Sunshine, don’t trip. I’m getting over it.”

Naruto calmed down a bit and relaxed at Suigetsu’s soothing words….and catchy nickname. Naruto liked it and chuckled.

“What?” Suigetsu asked.

“I like that…..Sunshine.” Naruto said with a smile on his face and Sasuke looked over at him, having the googely eyes. Sasuke shot up and snatched the phone from Naruto, Suigetsu may have one hardcore crush on him, but it didn’t stop Suigetsu’s master charming skills.

“Suigetsu.” Was all Sasuke had to say and Suigetsu was a loving ball of mush, ready to do anything at Sasuke’s will.

“Yes?”

“Quit it. You have your information, we will see you here. Bye.”

And with that the call was ended.

“What a bastard!” Suigetsu said, closing his phone and standing from his chair to go look for something to wear.

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In no time, Suigetsu was dressed and in the hotel lobby, fiddling with his phone, half expecting someone to already be there waiting for him. When he saw no one he was familiar with, he flipped open his phone and called Naruto.

”Yo.”

“Where are you guys?” Suigetsu asked, looking around jointly, like Naruto and company would com waltzing in.

”We’re having a bit of…..humanical difficulties.” Naruto responded.

Suigetsu could hear some negotiating in the background.

“What are you talking about?” Suigetsu asked and he heard muffling in the background, due to the hand that covered the mouthpiece.

”No…wait I have a better idea…..no don’t make him go home bring him up here, maybe he can coax him out.”

Suigetsu heard distantly.

”Come up to room 606.” was the last Suigetsu heard from Naruto before he heard silence on the other end.

He sighed and started towards the elevator.

When he made it to the sixth floor he could hear a loud voice yelling.

“Sai! We have to get ready to go! If you don’t come you won’t get anything to eat!” Kiba yelled, making a last attempt to get that door in front of him to open up.

Suigetsu followed the loud voice until he saw the small crowd in front of one of the hotel doors.

Sasuke and Naruto were sat up against the wall about two feet away from each other, across from the one Kiba was currently sliding down out of exhaustion. A long haired girl stood leaning on her shoulder against the wall back facing Suigetsu, who frowned curiously.

“What’s everyone out here for?” They all turned towards the voice and stared.

“One of our friends is a little depressed about some relationship problems and he’s not coming out.” Haku said, sizing Suigetsu up. ‘THIS is the stalker? And they can’t get rid of that guy?’ Haku turned to look at Sasuke. ’ And I thought you were supposed to be a hardass.’ Haku thought, grinning and shaking his head discreetly.

“Then leave her.” Suigetsu said and all four boys exchanged glances.

“He’s not a she and, we can’t just leave him.” Haku said.

“He’s a guy and he’s acting like a pussy?” Suigetsu asked bewildered and amused mixed into one expression.

Haku turned to face Suigetsu fully, ready to defend his friend, before Kiba reached over from his spot on the floor to grab Haku’s ankle.

“Nah, he’s right.” Haku looked over his shoulder down at Kiba surprised. ”...Sai made his choice….Him and Sakura are no longer together….He needs to get over this shit.” Kiba said, getting an idea.

Haku looked down at Kiba utterly stunned. “Kiba what are you say-“ Kiba raised a finger to his lips to silence his boyfriend and rose his unoccupied hand up to motion Suigetsu to keep saying things.

“Who is this guy?” Suigetsu asked. “Why are you even hanging out with this guy?”

“He’s my cousin.” Sasuke spoke up.

“Is he younger?”

Sasuke nodded.

“Ah…Obligation.” Suigetsu said with a grin.

“No, you don’t even know what you’re talking about…..Sasuke asked me to go.” Sai said pitifully through the door and the sound of his voice jumpstarted everyone to their feet. They hadn’t heard it half the time they were sitting out there.

“Then why aren’t you coming out?” Suigetsu’s voice softened.

Silence.

Suigetsu was about to say something else before Sai said something.

“Who are you?” Sai asked.

Suigetsu smiled at Sai’s cuteness and answered. “Suigetsu. I’m Sasuke’s old...” Suigetsu looked over at Naruto. “..friend. And I’m really hungry so you should hurry up and get your miserable ass out here so I can eat.” Suigetsu said, keeping the same soft tone.

Naruto snickered at Suigetsu’s tact and sighed when he heard more silence. He actually thought he was getting somewhere.

Suigetsu sighed and turned away from the door. “C’mon, I tried. Let’s ditch this pansy and-“

The door opened.

“Fuck you, I’m coming.” Sai said and Suigetsu froze.

The forgotten four boys watched with bated breath as Suigetsu stilled.

‘He sounds just like Sasuke.’ Suigetsu thought as he slowly turned around. Setting his eyes on the Sasuke clone….with shorter hair.

Sai stared as the new member ogled him.

“What?” Sai asked and suddenly he felt a hand tugging him away from any opes of returning to his sanctuary.

“Sai, this is Suigetsu. Suigetsu, Sai.” Naruto introduced.

“Hi, ni-“

“Whatever, ou got me out to eat-let’s go eat.” Sai said and walked down the hall away from the others.

“Oookkaaayy.” Naruto and Kiba said simultaneously, pushing onwards.

“To dinner we go.” Haku said, trying to smooth out some of the tension.

Suigetsu shook his head and looked at Sasuke. “He’s your cousin alright.”

TBC


Sorry guys....i know nothing extremely awesome.....but that's kus i don't really like this fic much ^^; but I'm gonna finish!! Don't you worry!!! Thanks a bunch to my fans who are still hangin in there!!! <333 Lots of huggles and kissles for you!!! I'm about two or three chapters from the end so stay tuned XD


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