The Old Biddy

Note: THANK YOU as always to those who reviewed, faved, alerted, and continued reading this story. You make me smile.

This chapter is dedicated to idBendOver4Kakashi and Buffalocatz because their reviews made me burst out laughing. The former said Ch. 12 goes with her name and the latter said each chapter of my story deserves a good smoke afterwards. Hahaha! Hence, I'm dedicating a chapter with a lighthearted and fun lemon to both of you.

And for those of you also wondering about idBendOver4Kakashi's very good question in her latest review, my answer to her and everybody else is: "Um, maybe because they're ninja and have superhuman powers and therefore also have superhuman stamina? Does that work?"

WARNING: Rate M for Lemon.

Chapter 22-Defeating the Purpose

Sakura laid wrapped up in Kakashi's arms feeling warm, comfortable, and secure. So when her eyes caught the time on the nightstand, she sighed with annoyance and began to reluctantly get up. Kakashi, who had his eyes closed and a pleasant smile on his face, immediately shot his eyes wide open and looked up at Sakura confused.

"Where do you think you're going?"

"Look at the time, Kakashi. We have to be out of this room in a few. I need to take a shower and get dressed and so do you."

"Ugh." Kakashi sighed in annoyance as well. "Can't we just skip the shower?"

"Kakashi, we smell of sex. We look like we've just had sex. No, we most certainly may not skip the shower!" Sakura stated firmly as she stepped over the bathroom's threshold. Then, she paused. "Well, what are you waiting for?" Sakura asked, looking at Kakashi from the bathroom's doorway. "If I'm not much mistaken, you had said not so long ago that you wanted to jump in the shower with me." Sakura said with a smirk.

"Damn right I did!" Kakashi said jumping out of bed and hurrying after Sakura.

She smiled and held her hand out for him. They walked together into the bathroom holding each other's hand.

Sakura opened up the shower's glass door and turned the water on, waiting for it to heat up. While they waited, Kakashi's eyes wandered over the back of her long neck and lithe, naked form. This was going to be fun.

Once the water was warm enough, Sakura stepped into the shower first with Kakashi following close behind her.

It was a tight squeeze. The shower wasn't very big. They weren't complaining.

Grabbing the mini-sized bottle of shampoo, Kakashi poured some of the pearly liquid into his hand and began to massage it into Sakura's damp pink hair. Sakura took the bottle from him and did the same for him, lathering his silver hair into a mess of bubbles. They were gentle with each other as they massaged each other's scalp and they might have fallen asleep from each other's tender caress if it weren't for the fact that they were both standing in a shower with warm water raining down their bodies.

Kakashi embraced Sakura to him and kissed the expanse of her neck as she tilted her head back to let the water rinse the suds out of her hair. Then, switching places, Kakashi tilted his head back and washed the soap out from his own hair. The height difference was a slight problem so Sakura had to settle for sprinkling kisses on his muscular chest...not a bad consolation prize.

Grabbing the miniature bar of soap, Kakashi tore off the paper and began to run it across Sakura's wet body. Starting at her face that was tilted up smiling up at him, he washed away all the kisses he had lain upon it before placing a tender kiss on her soft lips. Moving down her neck, he also washed away all the kisses he had lain upon it while placing more on it afterwards. And so the ritual continued...soap, rinse, kiss...on the smooth curve of her shoulders, her slender arms, and her wrists held palms up towards him.

When he reached the small mound of pink, curly hair at the apex of her legs, he gently suds it up, letting his fingertips slowly graze the silken folds of her sex which had grown wet of its own accord. He let the water rinse the soap and her essence away, but while gently playing with her clit, she grew wet all over again. Sakura spread her legs a little wider for him and Kakashi sunk two fingers deep inside of her. He slowly pumped them in and out of her tight passage while pressing the heel of his hand against her clit. Stealing the soap from Kakashi, Sakura imitated his little wash and kiss ritual, kissing his lips, his chest, his arms, and his free hand until she had finally reached his hardened member. Gently rubbing the small bar of soap against it, Sakura felt Kakashi's cock twitch and grow even thicker and harder between her slowly moving hands. Fully aroused, Kakashi quickened his own pace between Sakura's legs until he felt her inner muscles ripple and clench strongly around his fingers. He watched in awe as Sakura came for him, holding tight to his wrist as she did so. As her high subsided, Sakura released her strong grip around his wrist allowing him to slip his fingers out of her. Lifting her up and wrapping her legs around his waist, Kakashi pressed Sakura's back up against the tiled wall behind her, aligned himself to her entrance, and buried himself completely inside her with one swift thrust.

Sakura wrapped her arms around Kakashi's neck and moaned as he drove himself repeatedly into her, forcing her body to slide up and down the tiles' cool, hard surface.

But the shower floor had no traction and Kakashi was finding it difficult to keep his balance. Sakura's full weight on him didn't help either and all Kakashi's ninja skills couldn't help keep his feet from slipping out from under him.

"Oh for God's sake!" Kakashi cried out in exasperation. He thrust himself into Sakura a last few times before simply opening the shower door and gently laying Sakura on a bath towel that doubled as a bath rug. Kakashi continued his pumping between her legs and this time Sakura found herself quickly sliding up and down the bathroom's tiled floor. It was a little rough on her back, but there was something about having Kakashi with his drenched silver hair and lean, wet body dripping on top of her as he desperately plowed into her that made it easy to put her discomfort aside for the time being.

As Kakashi's thrusts grew gradually quicker and harder, Sakura ended up moving across the bathroom floor until the top of her head almost touched the wall. Raising her hands up over her head, Sakura braced herself against its surface until she felt her body surrender fully to Kakashi's. Arching her back high off the floor and tilting her head all the way back, Sakura rode the intense waves of her orgasm, thankful that Kakashi was considerate enough to stop his insane pumping long enough to let her enjoy her high. But the minute she collapsed back onto the floor and had caught her breath, Kakashi immediately got back to where he left off. Sakura braced herself against the wall again as Kakashi rammed himself mercilessly into her. With one last, hard thrust, Kakashi took his turn enjoying his release, Sakura joining him as he let out a sigh of relief.

Collapsing exhausted on top of her, Kakashi and Sakura lay together on the bathroom floor sweating, hearts racing, and feeling completely out of breath.

"Okay...I think that defeated the whole purpose of taking a shower in the first place." Sakura pointed out.

"You go first and I'll take mine after?" Kakashi suggested.

"Sounds good to me." Sakura agreed.

Lifting his weight off of her so that she could get up, Kakashi watched Sakura's back as she made her way across the bathroom and disappeared into the shower. Kakashi sat on the floor for a couple of minutes completely mesmerized by Sakura's abstract form behind the opaque glass door before shaking his head to wake himself out of his stupor. Making a quick exit towards the bedroom, Kakashi didn't dare look back lest he change his mind and made them miss their check-out time altogether.

To be continued...