A Stray Child

Chapter Twenty-Four

Konoha was relatively quite in the early morning, the sun was just coming up and couples were still snuggling in their beds.
Sasuke awoke suddenly and gulped as he felt liquid bubbling up his throat and tried to keep it down. It was no use and he jump from the bed and into the bathroom. Naruto felt the bounce and woke up to hear Sasuke throwing up loudly in the toilet.
‘What the hell?’ Naruto thought getting up walking to the bathroom door and gave it a few raps.
“Sasuke? Are you okay? Do I need to get Tsunade or Sakura?” The blonde asked
“No. I’m fine.”
“How can you be fine after puking? For a week now!?” Naruto asked, concerned about his lovers health.
“I said I’m fine.” Sasuke said flushing the toilet and rinsing his mouth out.
“Sasuke….” Sasuke came out glaring and the blonde eeped.
‘Sasuke’s been very scary lately.’ Naruto thought.
‘He was always a little scary in my book, but he’s been absolutely terrifying now.’ Kyubbi said.
“Well if you won’t see anyone, I’ll have Tsunade come here.” Naruto said and smiled, happy with him self.
“There is nothing fucking wrong with me!” The Uchiha yelled. “It’s just allergies!”
“Allergies don’t make you puke you bastard!” Naruto shouted.
“How would you know dumb ass!?”
“I’m not a dumb ass you moody prick!”
The two glared all elemental spikes at each other until Sasuke lunged in to hug, leaving Naruto positively confused.
“Uh…okay now I know something is wrong.” He said.
“I can hug you anytime I want to.” Sasuke said and nuzzled the whiskered cheek.
‘You know I think I know what the problem is.’ Kyubbi said with a laugh.
‘What is it? Tell me!?’ Naruto begged.
‘You’ll have to find out yourself, It’s much more fun that way!’ Kyubbi laughed and it faded as he ran off to do whatever he does all day.
“Hey Sasuke aren’t you going to be late for your mission?” Naruto suggested.
“Crap. I guess I’ll get dressed and go.” Sasuke said. His mission was just to escort some dick head safely to Suna. He didn’t ask who he was, why he needed protection and frankly didn’t give a shit as long as he was doing something.
Ten minutes later the Uchiha was dressed and after a kiss was out the door.
Naruto sighed and went to change himself.
‘When Sasuke’s away I’m going to ask Tsunade for advice.’ Naruto thought to himself and heard the faint amused laughter of the nine tailed fox within him.
‘Shut up if you’re not going to tell me!’ The noise went away and the blonde snorted.


After awhile Naruto was knocking on Tsunade’s office door before barging in and the Hokage jumped up from her nap.
“Naruto what the hell are you doing here!?” She shouted. “I was…very busy!”
“Geez I’m sorry! I just came to ask you something about Sasuke.” Naruto huffed and his face dropped to worry. “I’m worried about him and he won’t come in to get a check over.”
Tsunade’s features softened and sat behind her desk, motioning for him to sit down.
“What’s wrong with him?”
“Well he’s been awfully moody, I’m not talking about that time of the month moody, but just wacked out. First he’s pissy and then all snuggly. But that’s not the worst thing, he’s been throwing up everyday for a week now.” Naruto explained and she raised an eyebrow.
“Tell me, when’s the last time Sasuke had his cycle?”
“I don’t know. I guess 2 months ago or so.” Naruto said and the Hokage’s eyes went wide.
“Is that bad?” He asked.
“Well with woman some miss a period for no reason. Sometimes they miss it when their under a lot of stress, poor nutrition, a cyst, cancer or pregnancy.” She said.
“Pregnancy?” Naruto asked slowly with saucer eyes.
“I’m going to have Sasuke brought here now. I’ll tell Kakashi to find someone because this is a medical emergency.” Tsunade said and wrote down what she wanted. She went out the door to have Shizune send it out.
30 minutes later a very pissed off Uchiha walked in the door and glared at Naruto with Sharingans flaring.
“Naruto I’m going to beat the shit out of you.” Sasuke threatened and started toward his lover, but Tsunade stepped between them.
“Oh no you don’t. Naruto is worried about you and after him telling me what’s been going on with you I am too.” She said and Sasuke looked away from them.
“There’s nothing wrong with me.” He said with a pout.
“You might be knocked up!” Naruto blurted and black surprised eyes flew to him.
“What!? Don’t be stupid!”
“You have the signs from what Naruto told me. Mood swings, missing period…and so on.” Tsunade said and Sasuke blushed.
“Do you really think…it’s possible?” Sasuke asked, the worry evident on his face.
“Well I’m looking you over so get your ass to the hospital.” Tsunade said and the three went.

After the exam Sasuke was biting his lip and Naruto was holding him while Tsunade sighed.
“Well…congratulations you two. Sasuke is having a baby!” She squealed. “Oh to have little carbon copies of baby Sasuke and baby Naruto.” She dreamed and Sasuke’s eyes flattened with a sweat drop.
“Well this is certainly fucked up right here.” Sasuke said.


TBC
NOTE: Sorry to leave off here, but I thought it would be funny.