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ch. 24
Deidara giggled lightly and kissed Sasori not really caring if Gaara and Lee were now in the basement dragging his boyfriend up the stairs. Lee on the other hand ran down the stairs and froze sitting next to Gaara. "Hey.. you ok?" He asked softly rubbing his lovers back.
The redhead lifted his head and looked up at Lee. "I'm sorry I am acting this way...I just don't like storms.." He said and grabbed Lee's hand leading him down the rest of the stairs then flipped on a light switch and lights of every color turned on that were hanging from the ceiling. He pulled Lee over to a couch that was over by the wall and sat down on it wincing when he heard thunder again. "You sure you want to stay for the party...people are not going to be kind to you." He said looking down.
Lee smiled and sat next to Gaara hold him close. "I want to stay with you.. especially if you are this stressed out over the storm.." Lee then kissed Gaara softy and snuggles him holding him while rubbing his back.
Gaara blushed and kissed back feeling his stress starting to go away. He pulled back after a moment and shyly climbed into Lee's lap and snuggled into his chest. "Well..that makes me happy. You can help keep anyone who trys to hit on me away." He said and closed his eyes listening to Lee's heart beat.
"No one will hit on my boyfriend while I am around.." Lee stated simply and closed his eyes nuzzling his head into Gaara and relaxing while hugging him so close. A while later he had relaxed with Gaara and they were just cuddling when he heard the door bell ring which made him jump since it was so loud. "AH! I guess other people are here.." He muttered out after freaking.
Gaara pouted and then sighed as he pulled on his wig. "And I was so comfortable to.." He muttered but didn't get up only to stay as close as he could to Lee before he had to move.
"AH! Fuck Danna that hurt damn.." Came Deidara's voice down the stairs as obviously the blond rushed to the door. "Itachi!" Deidara yelled hugging the slightly taller male almost knocking him over into the blue man who was behind him. "Hello Kisame," Deidara said smiling as he clinged to Itachi."Guess we should go up and meet em.." Lee said not wanting to be at a party where he knew no one but he wanted to be a part of Gaara's life. So he slipped his leaves jacket off and stuffed it under a pillow. "I will get it later.. you can tell your friends I did not want to put everything on.. if you want to tell them I am with you I guess.. just say I am goth but not at the moment.." Lee said wanting to make his lover happy.
Gaara smiled and cuddled into his boyfriend closing his eyes and nuzzling his head into him happily. "We do not have to go see them.. they will come down.. just.. cuddle me please," the redhead said to his boyfriend. "Deidara.. it is nice to see you again you.. but off.." Itachi murmured out then raised an eye brow at the blond looking at him wearing the maids dress but decided not to question further.
Deidara pouted, "Fine fine.." He said then walked down the stairs. "This way," He called to Itachi and lead them in and smiled seeing the two cuddling. "So cute!" He called out and Lee jumped lightly. Then when he noticed what Deidara was wearing he had to keep his mouth from alling agape. "Uh.. what is he wearing?" He whispered to Gaara.
"What the hell Dei! You and Sasori are so weird! This is why you seem like a chick in a guys body to me!" Gaara yelled pointing at the blond. Itachi rolled his eyes and reached out grabbing the redhead's wrist and pulling him off his boyfriends lap and patted him on the head. "This new boyfriend able to protect you or do you need us to keep you out of trouble?" He asked and Gaara sweat dropped. "I can fucking handle myself! I don't NEED protecting!" He snapped then looked at Lee. "This is Itachi." He said.
"He looks familiar.. do you visit Gaara's work alot of something?" Lee asked getting off of the couch. Deidara pouted and looked down at himself. "What? Lee-kun picked it out.." He muttered. "I what?" Lee asked looking at him then blinked, "Ohh... well.. you asked for a maids outfit and I just choose the best one in the store.. I did not think.. why are you even in that?" He asked confused. The blond smiled, "Sasori-danna likes it better when I am dressed up and I think dressing up is fun," He stated simply.
Itachi sweat dropped then poked Gaara on the forehead when he started spacing. "Are you gonna tell me about the tall boy over there?" He asked pointing at Lee then grabbed Gaara's arm dragging him upstairs to go greet everyone. "Uh be right back Lee!" Gaara called.
Lee blinked, "Hey I was ignored! And nooo!" He followed them and Deidara was close behind. When Lee was up the stairs he bumped into Kisame who grinned widely showing off the new implanted shark teeth he had. "Hello, there I don't know you," He said and Lee's eyes widened backing up. 'Why is this guy blue?? And look at his teeth! Gaara does have some strange friends..' Lee thought to himself. Deidara pouted, "Kisame don't scare Lee-kun or Gaara will get all pissy," He said and then moved around some of the newer people that had come for the party to go find his boyfriend.
Gaara was greeted by a girl with blue hair who pulled him into a tight hug. "Hello Gaara-Chan! You look healthy." She said and Gaara smiled a little. "Hello Konan.." He said. Itachi stood next to Kisame and crossed his arms. "Well its good to have the whole group here." He said in a bored tone.
Lee slunk over to Gaara feeling awkward and glanced at Deidara raising an eye brow as he ran a feather duster down Sasori's chest. "Um.. Gaara your friends are a little odd.. but most of them are nice.." Lee stated into Gaara's ear.
Gaara turned and looked a Lee a little and laughed. "Lee relax just stick with me ok." He said and smiled when Konan walked over to Lee. "Hi there who might you be?" She asked as straighten out her skirt.
Lee smiled a little at the girl who looked somewhat normal, the only difference being she had blue hair and a blue rose in her hair. "Uhh Hi.. I am Lee.." He said and scooted a little closer to Gaara. For once now he knew how Gaara felt being around people he didn't know, like when he dragged Gaara to his game. "Konan, would you like something to drink?" A man asked coming up behind the woman and wrapping his arms around her. Lee stepped back a little this time. The guy had piercings everywhere! Lee was pretty sure he wouldn't wear fake ones like Gaara. How could a person go through so much pain of getting all those???
Gaara suddenly yelped as arms wrapped around him and he was spun around. "OH TOBI MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!" A tall male wearing a long black trench coat yelled a orange masked pushed up so people could see his face. Gaara growled and elbowed the taller male right in the face making him drop him, the redhead then pushed him back making him trip and bump into Itachi. "Tobi! What did I tell you about picking me up! I don't like people doing that!" Gaara growled and Itachi chuckled. "Its odd how I missed your rants Gaara." He said.
Lee felt confused, "But.. Gaara you let me pick you up.." He pointed out. "Tobi careful!" Deidara yelled after pulling back from kissing Sasori. "If you break anything I will have your head!" He yelled then sighed, "So annoying.." Deidara complained.
Gaara blushed and a few of his friends smirked. "Oh really. You can pick up the little fire ball?" Itachi asked and Konan laughed a little. "Uh s-so where is the punch?" Gaara asked trying to change the subject. Konan turned and looped her arm around her boyfriends neck. "No I'm fine its to much fun to watch everyone spaz out." She said. Tobi stuck his tongue out at Deidara and pouted. "Shut up he-she." He said then ducked when Sasori throw a cup at him.
"Alright babe," Pain told Konan. Lee rubbed the back of his head, "Uhh yeah.." He said then gently took Gaara's hand to lead him over to the punch bowl. "Sorry was I not supposed to say that..?" He asked Gaara softly. Deidara glared and gave Sasori a quick kiss, "I am going to kill him.. be right back.." He said then turned and ran passed everyone, slipping off one of the high heels he was wearing kicking the other off and going to beat Tobi with it. "Oh.. that is what you were talking about before.. maybe he is not all that nice.." Lee said with a sweat drop watching Deidara.
"Yeah he tries to kill Tobi all the time...and its ok I just got a little embarrassed." Gaara said and poured him and Lee some punch ignoring Tobi and Deidara as they ran past them. Konan glanced around and then walked over to them pulling pain along with her. "Is Hidan not here? I am not hearing the normal loud swearing." She said. "You know Hidan he is always late." Gaara replied and handed Lee his glass. Konan stared at Lee for a moment and smiled again. "Well out of all the people you have dated he seems the most friendly." She said and leaned back on her soon to be husband.
Pain wrapped his arms around Konan again and smiled at Lee a little, "You do seem oddly friendly. How did the killer like Gaara end up with you?" He said playfully. "Uhh.. That is.." Lee trailed off and looked down. He didn't know what to say. What if he was to say the truth and Gaara would get mad at him over it.. or he was to make up a lie and Gaara get pissed he was lying? All Lee knew was that he was thanking Hidan like crazy because he noticed him coming through the door dragging a guy who had his mouth covered into the house. Maybe if he was lucky all their attention would go on them for the moment and certain questions would be over looked.
Gaara blushed and opened his mouth to talk but was silenced when Hidan walked over to them and reached past them to grab a cup. "Damn I am fucking thirsty!" He said loudly and Konan sweat dropped. She wanted to hear how the new couple got together. Itachi walked over with the rest of the group before to many people filled the room and they would all be split apart. "Should we head down to the basement to catch up then come back up here with everyone?" Sasori asked holding out his arm and easily grabbing Deidara as he ran by and wrapped a arm around him.
"Eep! S-Sasori-Danna don't grab me like that when I am running.." The blond said pouting a little surprised, He had dropped the high heel when he was grabbed and let Tobi run a little away. Kakuzu sighed at his boyfriend, "Stop complaining, just because I did not buy you water doesn't mean you call yell.." Lee blinked then nodded, "Going downstairs before everyone gets here then coming back up would be nice.." He stated and grabbed the side of Gaara's shirt not sure if he was ok with him wrapping his arm fully around him. Though it seemed like everyone in this group had a partner and were not afraid to express their feelings. Maybe it was alright.
Gaara tilted his head looking at Lee thinking he wanted something. "Nani?" He asked and sweat dropped when Tobi pushed them both over to the stairs. "Come ooon!! It's getting to crowded up here!" He complained then everyone went down stairs and sat on the couches and chairs that were set up in a circle. Gaara walked over to a dark red couch and sat down moving to leave room for Lee.
Lee walked over and sat next to his boyfriend smiling at him. "I love you.." He whispered to his boyfriend and was close to him. Deidara smiled and sat in Sasori's lap, luckily even though Sasori was shorter then him Deidara was still pretty light so it didn't matter. Kakuzu seemed to glare at Hidan and sit down in his own chair, he was one not to be affectionate in public. Pain pulled Konan to him and held her close keeping both of his arms wrapped around her as he rest his head on her shoulder. However no one started a conversation until a male who looked to be painted black and white came down the stairs, "Hello..." He stated and Lee stared at him, now things were getting creepy.
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Hidan flipped off his husband and crossed his arms pouting as he sat down on a stool. Gaara blushed faintly and folded his arms over his chest trying to keep up his tough act though on the inside feeling shy and happy from Lee's words. Sasori looped his arms around Deidara's waist and looked at the male walking down the stairs. "Hey Zetsu. Now the gang is all here." He said closing his eyes and resting his head back on the couch. Itachi glanced at Kisame who was sitting beside him then rubbed his shoulder. "Hey! Tobi thinks we should play a game!" "Well I think that's stupid." Gaara muttered and Tobi pouted.
"No, We should play a game that would be fun!" Lee couldn't help but burst out. He covered his mouth when he realized he did and muttered, "Uhh I mean.. yeah that is stupid.." Since everyone was now staring at him. Deidara sighed and leaned back whispering to Sasori, "Eh.. I think he is trying to keep everyone from finding out what he is.." He told his boyfriend.
Itachi raised a eye brow then shrugged. "We normally just talk so maybe a change is pace would be good." He said and Gaara smirked playfully pushing Lee's shoulder. "YAAY! Wait what's that guy's name?" Tobi asked pointing at Lee. A few of the others looked at each other and shrugged. "This is Lee." Gaara said then blushed faintly as he said. "My boyfriend.."
Lee rubbed his arm and waved, "HI.." He said then scooted closer to Gaara feeling suddenly very self conscious since everyone was watching him. Deidara brightly smiled then got up and walked over getting a stack of cards and placing them on the table in the middle of everyone. "We can play truth or dare cards," He said trying to get the attention off Lee since he knew he was uncomfortable. Then Deidara happily sat back in his boyfriends lap and cuddled back into him.
"Sounds good to me." Konan said and kissed her boyfriends cheek smiling at him. Sasori rested his chin on Deidara's shoulder and smirked a little. "Oh this should be good." He said and Hidan grinned. "Finely something that won't fucking put me to sleep!" He yelled. Gaara tilted his head looking at Lee, he had never seen him so nervous.
"I will go first," Deidara stated and smiled at Hidan, "Ok Mr. loudmouth, truth or dare?" Lee relaxed a little bit but was still tense as he leaned into Gaara a little bit. Kakuzu rolled his eyes at his husband being such an idiot, "Can you calm down..?" He muttered and everyone eyes moved off of Lee and to Hidan.
"Dare! What the fuck else would I pick?" Hidan asked then pointed at Kakuzu. "Hey....shut up!" He said and everyone laughed. "Make it horrible DeiDei." Konan said with a evil smirk and took a sip of her drink.
Deidara picked up a card that had an idea on it for both a dare and a truth that he could use and or not and he smirked reading it. "Hm I think this one works perfect un.." He said then simply read the card out loud, "I dare you to strip down to only your underwear and run upstairs then back down." The card had stated to strip down to underwear and run passed something and Deidara changed it to be horrible so all the people upstairs would be confused. "Ok.. Yeah Deidara.. creepy.." Lee told Gaara.
Hidan blinked twice then stood up. "Yeah sure I don't mind showing off my body." He said smirking and Gaara laughed a little. "I think people will be scared Hidan." He said and his boss glared at him before stripping down and then marching up the stairs, the room fell silent as everyone waited then everyone laughed when they heard someone yell "WHAT THE FUCK?" Then Hidan calmly walked back down the stairs and ran his fingers over his husbands shoulder as he past him. "It's a bit breezy up there." He said and Tobi covered his eyes. "MY EYES! THEY BURN!!"
Kakuzu shivered and glared at his lover pulling away from the touch, "Hidan knock it off and put your clothes back on before Tobi screams any louder.." He stated. Deidara cracked up laughing, "Hidan, you are really crazy.." He said then relaxed back against Sasori. Pain shook his head, "I am soo gonna pretend I did not see that Hidan.." Lee raised and eye brow, 'How can someone do that so calmly????'
Gaara laughed a little looking at how Lee's expression and pulled his legs onto the couch to get more comfy. Konan giggled at her boyfriends comment and snuggled into his side. "Why should I get dressed I know you like looking at me." Hidan teased and reached for one of the cards. "Alright...Pain truth or dare?" He asked and grinned.
Kakuzu looked away, "No Hidan you only wish I did.." He said but he couldn't help it as his eyes glanced back to his husband. Lee nuzzled Gaara lightly noticing everyone was being affectionate and then carefully slipped his arm around his lover. "Truth because honestly Hidan, You scare me and your dares would probably be horrible.." Pain stated bluntly and smiled at Konan.
"Oh gee thanks." Hidan said trying to sound hurt glancing at his husband before chuckling at what the orange haired male said. "Ok hmmm I have been wondering is it true you and Konan are getting married this spring?" He asked and everyone went silent wondering the same. Gaara blushed again and looked off to the side feeling more shy from Lee being sweet to him in front of his friends.
Pain himself fell silent and glanced at the blue haired woman in his arms before sighing softly and nodding to what Hidan said. "Yes we are.." He confirmed and Kakuzu couldn't help but smile a little. "Ne, KoKo-chan, you should allow me to help you pick out a dress un!" Deidara called out and giggled a little bit. "Yep, girl in a guy's body..." Kakuzu mumbled to himself then sweat dropped and scooted away a little when Deidara shot him a deadly glare.
Gaara smirked and nodded. "I agree with you on that Kakuzu." He said. Everyone smiled at Pain and Konan feeling happy for them. "Hey that means you have to wear a tux at the wedding Kisame." Itachi said lightly elbowing the male next to him.
The orange haired male sighed, "All of us do.." Then he glanced to Sasori. "Truth or dare?" He asked simply trying to get the eyes off him since lately he didn't want to be in the spot light. Lee kept quiet and let everyone do their catching up and games and he just enjoyed holding Gaara close.
"Dare, truth is boring." Sasori said and moved Deidara off his lap gently as he got up to grab a soda from the mini fridge that was sitting near Hidan. Konan smiled up at Pain and leaned up pecking him on lips knowing he had been a little stressed lately.
Pain blinked from the kiss but relaxed somewhat and kissed his fiancée back lightly. Then he pulled back and smiled at Sasori. "Ok let's see..." Pain pondered on what dare to give Sasori while Deidara pouted and folded his arms. He didn't want Sasori to be away for him for even a moment. Deidara was clingy and that is why most of his relationships went down the drain before, Sasori was the only one who put up with it. "Will you get me a water bottle..?" He asked Sasori since he was up though.
Sasori nodded and grabbed his boyfriend a water bottle then walked over and sat back down his arm right away wrapping around his boyfriend. "Pick something already pain I had enough time to get a soda and water. Truth then." He said sounding bored and set the bottle in Deidara's lap.
Deidara shivered a little, "Hey that is cold.." He complained to his boyfriend and took the water bottle out of his lap opening it and taking a sip. "Alright, why the hell is Deidara in a maid's outfit..?" Pain asked raising an eye brow. The blond coughed on his water then looked down unsure of what his boyfriend was going to tell them. However, Pain diffidently had asked the question that was on everyone's mind.
"Well he looks sexy in it...though he looks hot in anything he wears." Sasori said bluntly and opened his soda taking a sip. "Didn't need to hear that." Tobi said and ducked as Sasori throw a pillow at him.
"D-Danna!" Deidara said turning red. Kakuzu laughed, "Sasori if you keep saying stuff like that and turning him red I think he is going to stay that way.." He said. Pain rolled his eyes at the blushing blond and redhead and rest his head on Konan's shoulder. "Woow..." Lee whispered out. 'These people are crazy..'
"Alright Lee!" Sasori said loudly trying to startle the taller male. "Truth or dare?" He asked smirking and Gaara gave a small glare to his cousin. "Aww I wanted to goo." Tobi whined and Itachi rolled his eyes.
"Tobi shut it... no one cares..." Pain stated sighing since he now had a head ache. The orange haired male rest his head against the back of the sofa and ran his hand up and down Konan's side as Lee responded, "Umm... dare..?" He squeaked out but was a little scared of what the other redhead would dare him.
Sasori gave a small evil smirk. "I dare you to make out with Gaara for 30 seconds." He said and a few of the other members started laughing. "W-What?!" Gaara yelled blushing deeply. "Stop whining and just do it. You gonna be a pussy about it?" He asked and Gaara glared at him. "Doo it" Tobi yelled and laughed.
Lee blinked and turned a little red leaning into Gaara and pecking him on the lips, not doing nothing more than that. There was no way in hell he was going to make out with Gaara in front of all these people. "Lee-kun you are not doing it right un," Deidara complained, "Gaara-kun why don't you help him out, hm?" Deidara said with a smirk and pulled a lighter out starting to play with it in his hands.
Gaara blushed darker and rubbed his elbow shyly. Sasori rolled his eyes and crossed his arms behind his head. "Just do it already I hate waiting." He said and Gaara picked up a pillow and throw it at his cousin. Sasori moved so it hit Deidara instead then smirked knowing how to piss off the younger redhead. "Well Gaara...it seems your not as tough as you used to be..have you gone soft?" He asked grinning when Gaara stiffened then death glared at him as everyone glanced at the redhead. "F-Fine!" He spat and blushed as he grabbed onto Lee's shirt and pulled him down into a deep kiss.
Deidara pouted, "H-Hey! Ow Danna that hurt I burnt myself.." Deidara complained rubbing his thumb since the lighter had been dropped. "Why can't you get hit with the pillows once in awhile un?" Lee meanwhile was freaking out, "Um G-Ga-" Lee trailed off as the redhead kissed him and his eyes fell closed. 'Damn it.. ngh this feels good.. but.. oh fuck the other people..' Lee's inner mind thought as he moved his arms around Gaara and moved his lips with the smaller boys until he thought thirty second was up then he pulled back still blushing. "T-T-There.." He stuttered out.
Gaara's face was a deep red and he bowed his head trying to hide it. Everyone was silent and a few of the members were blushing. "AWW they are so cute!" Konan said and tugged on Pain's shirt. "Don't you think that was cuute?" She asked and giggled. Itachi rubbed his neck and cleared his throat. "Well now...that was interesting." "Gaa-Kun is bluuuushing!!" Tobi yelled.
Lee gulped and looked away from everyone feeling now really embarrassed. Pain opened his eyes halfway then nodded, "Mhm... cute..." Lee then looked back still blushing and glanced to Konan, "Umm.. truth or dare Konan..?" He asked and hesitantly wrapped his arm back around Gaara. Deidara pouted and pushed on Sasori's chest, "Danna you are so mean, why are you not paying attention to the fact I burnt myself? Get me some ice.." Deidara complained more.
"Deidara you burn yourself all the fucking time! Grin and bear it babe." Sasori muttered grabbing his hand and kissing the burn. "There now shut up." He muttered. Gaara turned red hearing the leader of their club say that and covered his face with his hands not wanting everyone to see him so red. "Hey Lee if your a man then don't be scared to snuggle with your boyfriend cause in life you never know when shit will happen." Hidan said and Itachi smirked. "Words of wisdom from Hidan the annoying." The black haired male said. "Dare." Konan said cheerfully.
Lee blinked then tightened his arm around Gaara pulling him close as Hidan had said. 'Gah this is so embarrassing.. but just bare if for Gaara-kun...' Lee thought. "Umm... I dare you to tell one of your biggest secrets.." Lee told Konan not able to think of anything else. Pain's eyes opened fully this time, his purple ringed contacts for once showing something other than boredom as he glanced at Konan waiting for her answer.
Gaara lowered his hands and gave a small shy smile to his boyfriend only to flinch again when thunder roared loudly above them. "Weeeell.." Konan started and blushed hugging Pain. "Me and Pain are gonna have a baby." She said grinning and everyone smiled. "Oh god a mini Pain." Hidan said finely now getting dressed since it was getting cold. "I am happy for you guys." Itachi said.
Pain tuned a light shade of red, "K-Konan... you were not supposed to tell them yet.." He said and lightly wrapped his arm tighter around her now resting his hand on her stomach. "That is a big secret," Lee said then smiled, "I am um happy for you two.." Kakuzu sighed, "Oh great... another pain in my ass to deal with.." He said and laughed lightly under the mask. Deidara seemed to completely forget about his burn and smiled widely at Konan, "That's such great news!!! Can I help when it is born?" He asked happily.
Konan leaned up and kissed Pain softly then pulled back to smile at Deidara. "Yeah sure." She said then gave a small glare to Kakuzu. "HAHAHA good one." Hidan said laughing. Gaara bit into his lip again when thunder roared louder and Sasori frowned a little then grabbed a blanket off the back of the couch and throw it over to Gaara only to chuckle when it landed on Lee's head. "Ok Deidara truth or dare?" Konan asked happy again.
Lee blinked then pulled the blanket off of his head and wrapped it tightly around Gaara while whispering into his ear to keep him distracted. Kakuzu smiled a little and reached over yanking Hidan into his lap roughly. "I know.." He said and relaxed against his husband. Pain blushed a little darker and nuzzled his head into Konan's neck before pulling away and pulling her close into his chest. "Umm Dare un," Deidara said simply and picked his lighter up starting to play with it again as he swung one leg over the other crossing them.
Gaara shyly scooted closer to Lee wanting more comfort and pulled his knees up to his chest under the blanket. Hidan blushed faintly surprised his husband did that and crossed not talking since he was awkward. "Ok I dare yooou..to trick everyone upstairs into thinking your a chick." Konan said and started laughing. "I think most people already think he is." Gaara said smirking.
"I am not a girl! Just for the record un.." He said and stood up pouting. He glared at Konan and muttered, "I will get you back for this..." Then walked up the stairs. Meanwhile upstairs Deidara took his hair out of the neat pony tail it was in and let it fall on his shoulder walking over to the speakers, turning them off. "Um Hi everyone, I just wanted to ask.." Deidara sighed and closed his eyes halfway pulling his thumb to his lip looking cute, "H-How many of you here believe I am a girl.. because I am.." He stated. All the guys in the room's arms shot up and a few of the girls while others question. Deidara then scoffed, "Dare is over, Fuck off you guys because even if I was a girl I wouldn't fall for someone incompetent enough to not know I AM A GUY!" He yelled then walked down stairs. He had the string he used to tie his hair up in his mouth while he walked over to Sasori, pulling his hand back up into a pony hair form with his hands. "There it ish done un. Truth orf dare Gaara..?" He asked his words a little slurred because of the string between his teeth.
Gaara went into a laughing fit and buried his face in Lee's shoulder. "HAhahaha d-dare!" He said, Itachi laughing just as much as Gaara as he stood up and went to get a soda from the fridge. "Oh we need to play this more often." The Uchiha said and grabbed a water bottle for Kisame.
"Jerks!" Deidara yelled and tied his hair back up. "Fine Gaara if you are going to laugh so much go upstairs and yell the mushiest thing you can to everyone so you can make a fool of yourself!" Deidara yelled and buried his head into Sasori's chest feeling embarrassed and slightly hurt though he knew his friends were joking. "This.. should be good..." Pain said smirking a little. Kakuzu nodded in agreement and Kisame took the water bottle from Itachi stating, "Go on Gaara, have fun."
Gaara stopped laughing and glared at all of them. "Fuck you guys.." He said and got up walking up stairs. "Haha. We love you to Gaara." Itachi called. "SHUT UP!" Gaara yelled from the top of the stairs before pulling the door and going to the living room. "He's so funny." Konan said giggling.
"That's why we keep him around.." Pain said then moved the pillow next to him to get more comfortable. He froze seeing bright green though and pulled it out of the couch. Upon seeing Leaves written on the front he stood up abruptly. "Deidara! Who all has been down here?" He asked. The blond immediately squeaked out Lee's name. When Pain was pissed off you didn't lie to him, but when he realized it Deidara covered his mouth, "I m-mean uhh.. not.. Pain!" The orange haired male had moved before Lee could react and picked him up by his shirt, glaring at him.
The redhead lifted his head and looked up at Lee. "I'm sorry I am acting this way...I just don't like storms.." He said and grabbed Lee's hand leading him down the rest of the stairs then flipped on a light switch and lights of every color turned on that were hanging from the ceiling. He pulled Lee over to a couch that was over by the wall and sat down on it wincing when he heard thunder again. "You sure you want to stay for the party...people are not going to be kind to you." He said looking down.
Lee smiled and sat next to Gaara hold him close. "I want to stay with you.. especially if you are this stressed out over the storm.." Lee then kissed Gaara softy and snuggles him holding him while rubbing his back.
Gaara blushed and kissed back feeling his stress starting to go away. He pulled back after a moment and shyly climbed into Lee's lap and snuggled into his chest. "Well..that makes me happy. You can help keep anyone who trys to hit on me away." He said and closed his eyes listening to Lee's heart beat.
"No one will hit on my boyfriend while I am around.." Lee stated simply and closed his eyes nuzzling his head into Gaara and relaxing while hugging him so close. A while later he had relaxed with Gaara and they were just cuddling when he heard the door bell ring which made him jump since it was so loud. "AH! I guess other people are here.." He muttered out after freaking.
Gaara pouted and then sighed as he pulled on his wig. "And I was so comfortable to.." He muttered but didn't get up only to stay as close as he could to Lee before he had to move.
"AH! Fuck Danna that hurt damn.." Came Deidara's voice down the stairs as obviously the blond rushed to the door. "Itachi!" Deidara yelled hugging the slightly taller male almost knocking him over into the blue man who was behind him. "Hello Kisame," Deidara said smiling as he clinged to Itachi."Guess we should go up and meet em.." Lee said not wanting to be at a party where he knew no one but he wanted to be a part of Gaara's life. So he slipped his leaves jacket off and stuffed it under a pillow. "I will get it later.. you can tell your friends I did not want to put everything on.. if you want to tell them I am with you I guess.. just say I am goth but not at the moment.." Lee said wanting to make his lover happy.
Gaara smiled and cuddled into his boyfriend closing his eyes and nuzzling his head into him happily. "We do not have to go see them.. they will come down.. just.. cuddle me please," the redhead said to his boyfriend. "Deidara.. it is nice to see you again you.. but off.." Itachi murmured out then raised an eye brow at the blond looking at him wearing the maids dress but decided not to question further.
Deidara pouted, "Fine fine.." He said then walked down the stairs. "This way," He called to Itachi and lead them in and smiled seeing the two cuddling. "So cute!" He called out and Lee jumped lightly. Then when he noticed what Deidara was wearing he had to keep his mouth from alling agape. "Uh.. what is he wearing?" He whispered to Gaara.
"What the hell Dei! You and Sasori are so weird! This is why you seem like a chick in a guys body to me!" Gaara yelled pointing at the blond. Itachi rolled his eyes and reached out grabbing the redhead's wrist and pulling him off his boyfriends lap and patted him on the head. "This new boyfriend able to protect you or do you need us to keep you out of trouble?" He asked and Gaara sweat dropped. "I can fucking handle myself! I don't NEED protecting!" He snapped then looked at Lee. "This is Itachi." He said.
"He looks familiar.. do you visit Gaara's work alot of something?" Lee asked getting off of the couch. Deidara pouted and looked down at himself. "What? Lee-kun picked it out.." He muttered. "I what?" Lee asked looking at him then blinked, "Ohh... well.. you asked for a maids outfit and I just choose the best one in the store.. I did not think.. why are you even in that?" He asked confused. The blond smiled, "Sasori-danna likes it better when I am dressed up and I think dressing up is fun," He stated simply.
Itachi sweat dropped then poked Gaara on the forehead when he started spacing. "Are you gonna tell me about the tall boy over there?" He asked pointing at Lee then grabbed Gaara's arm dragging him upstairs to go greet everyone. "Uh be right back Lee!" Gaara called.
Lee blinked, "Hey I was ignored! And nooo!" He followed them and Deidara was close behind. When Lee was up the stairs he bumped into Kisame who grinned widely showing off the new implanted shark teeth he had. "Hello, there I don't know you," He said and Lee's eyes widened backing up. 'Why is this guy blue?? And look at his teeth! Gaara does have some strange friends..' Lee thought to himself. Deidara pouted, "Kisame don't scare Lee-kun or Gaara will get all pissy," He said and then moved around some of the newer people that had come for the party to go find his boyfriend.
Gaara was greeted by a girl with blue hair who pulled him into a tight hug. "Hello Gaara-Chan! You look healthy." She said and Gaara smiled a little. "Hello Konan.." He said. Itachi stood next to Kisame and crossed his arms. "Well its good to have the whole group here." He said in a bored tone.
Lee slunk over to Gaara feeling awkward and glanced at Deidara raising an eye brow as he ran a feather duster down Sasori's chest. "Um.. Gaara your friends are a little odd.. but most of them are nice.." Lee stated into Gaara's ear.
Gaara turned and looked a Lee a little and laughed. "Lee relax just stick with me ok." He said and smiled when Konan walked over to Lee. "Hi there who might you be?" She asked as straighten out her skirt.
Lee smiled a little at the girl who looked somewhat normal, the only difference being she had blue hair and a blue rose in her hair. "Uhh Hi.. I am Lee.." He said and scooted a little closer to Gaara. For once now he knew how Gaara felt being around people he didn't know, like when he dragged Gaara to his game. "Konan, would you like something to drink?" A man asked coming up behind the woman and wrapping his arms around her. Lee stepped back a little this time. The guy had piercings everywhere! Lee was pretty sure he wouldn't wear fake ones like Gaara. How could a person go through so much pain of getting all those???
Gaara suddenly yelped as arms wrapped around him and he was spun around. "OH TOBI MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!" A tall male wearing a long black trench coat yelled a orange masked pushed up so people could see his face. Gaara growled and elbowed the taller male right in the face making him drop him, the redhead then pushed him back making him trip and bump into Itachi. "Tobi! What did I tell you about picking me up! I don't like people doing that!" Gaara growled and Itachi chuckled. "Its odd how I missed your rants Gaara." He said.
Lee felt confused, "But.. Gaara you let me pick you up.." He pointed out. "Tobi careful!" Deidara yelled after pulling back from kissing Sasori. "If you break anything I will have your head!" He yelled then sighed, "So annoying.." Deidara complained.
Gaara blushed and a few of his friends smirked. "Oh really. You can pick up the little fire ball?" Itachi asked and Konan laughed a little. "Uh s-so where is the punch?" Gaara asked trying to change the subject. Konan turned and looped her arm around her boyfriends neck. "No I'm fine its to much fun to watch everyone spaz out." She said. Tobi stuck his tongue out at Deidara and pouted. "Shut up he-she." He said then ducked when Sasori throw a cup at him.
"Alright babe," Pain told Konan. Lee rubbed the back of his head, "Uhh yeah.." He said then gently took Gaara's hand to lead him over to the punch bowl. "Sorry was I not supposed to say that..?" He asked Gaara softly. Deidara glared and gave Sasori a quick kiss, "I am going to kill him.. be right back.." He said then turned and ran passed everyone, slipping off one of the high heels he was wearing kicking the other off and going to beat Tobi with it. "Oh.. that is what you were talking about before.. maybe he is not all that nice.." Lee said with a sweat drop watching Deidara.
"Yeah he tries to kill Tobi all the time...and its ok I just got a little embarrassed." Gaara said and poured him and Lee some punch ignoring Tobi and Deidara as they ran past them. Konan glanced around and then walked over to them pulling pain along with her. "Is Hidan not here? I am not hearing the normal loud swearing." She said. "You know Hidan he is always late." Gaara replied and handed Lee his glass. Konan stared at Lee for a moment and smiled again. "Well out of all the people you have dated he seems the most friendly." She said and leaned back on her soon to be husband.
Pain wrapped his arms around Konan again and smiled at Lee a little, "You do seem oddly friendly. How did the killer like Gaara end up with you?" He said playfully. "Uhh.. That is.." Lee trailed off and looked down. He didn't know what to say. What if he was to say the truth and Gaara would get mad at him over it.. or he was to make up a lie and Gaara get pissed he was lying? All Lee knew was that he was thanking Hidan like crazy because he noticed him coming through the door dragging a guy who had his mouth covered into the house. Maybe if he was lucky all their attention would go on them for the moment and certain questions would be over looked.
Gaara blushed and opened his mouth to talk but was silenced when Hidan walked over to them and reached past them to grab a cup. "Damn I am fucking thirsty!" He said loudly and Konan sweat dropped. She wanted to hear how the new couple got together. Itachi walked over with the rest of the group before to many people filled the room and they would all be split apart. "Should we head down to the basement to catch up then come back up here with everyone?" Sasori asked holding out his arm and easily grabbing Deidara as he ran by and wrapped a arm around him.
"Eep! S-Sasori-Danna don't grab me like that when I am running.." The blond said pouting a little surprised, He had dropped the high heel when he was grabbed and let Tobi run a little away. Kakuzu sighed at his boyfriend, "Stop complaining, just because I did not buy you water doesn't mean you call yell.." Lee blinked then nodded, "Going downstairs before everyone gets here then coming back up would be nice.." He stated and grabbed the side of Gaara's shirt not sure if he was ok with him wrapping his arm fully around him. Though it seemed like everyone in this group had a partner and were not afraid to express their feelings. Maybe it was alright.
Gaara tilted his head looking at Lee thinking he wanted something. "Nani?" He asked and sweat dropped when Tobi pushed them both over to the stairs. "Come ooon!! It's getting to crowded up here!" He complained then everyone went down stairs and sat on the couches and chairs that were set up in a circle. Gaara walked over to a dark red couch and sat down moving to leave room for Lee.
Lee walked over and sat next to his boyfriend smiling at him. "I love you.." He whispered to his boyfriend and was close to him. Deidara smiled and sat in Sasori's lap, luckily even though Sasori was shorter then him Deidara was still pretty light so it didn't matter. Kakuzu seemed to glare at Hidan and sit down in his own chair, he was one not to be affectionate in public. Pain pulled Konan to him and held her close keeping both of his arms wrapped around her as he rest his head on her shoulder. However no one started a conversation until a male who looked to be painted black and white came down the stairs, "Hello..." He stated and Lee stared at him, now things were getting creepy.
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Hidan flipped off his husband and crossed his arms pouting as he sat down on a stool. Gaara blushed faintly and folded his arms over his chest trying to keep up his tough act though on the inside feeling shy and happy from Lee's words. Sasori looped his arms around Deidara's waist and looked at the male walking down the stairs. "Hey Zetsu. Now the gang is all here." He said closing his eyes and resting his head back on the couch. Itachi glanced at Kisame who was sitting beside him then rubbed his shoulder. "Hey! Tobi thinks we should play a game!" "Well I think that's stupid." Gaara muttered and Tobi pouted.
"No, We should play a game that would be fun!" Lee couldn't help but burst out. He covered his mouth when he realized he did and muttered, "Uhh I mean.. yeah that is stupid.." Since everyone was now staring at him. Deidara sighed and leaned back whispering to Sasori, "Eh.. I think he is trying to keep everyone from finding out what he is.." He told his boyfriend.
Itachi raised a eye brow then shrugged. "We normally just talk so maybe a change is pace would be good." He said and Gaara smirked playfully pushing Lee's shoulder. "YAAY! Wait what's that guy's name?" Tobi asked pointing at Lee. A few of the others looked at each other and shrugged. "This is Lee." Gaara said then blushed faintly as he said. "My boyfriend.."
Lee rubbed his arm and waved, "HI.." He said then scooted closer to Gaara feeling suddenly very self conscious since everyone was watching him. Deidara brightly smiled then got up and walked over getting a stack of cards and placing them on the table in the middle of everyone. "We can play truth or dare cards," He said trying to get the attention off Lee since he knew he was uncomfortable. Then Deidara happily sat back in his boyfriends lap and cuddled back into him.
"Sounds good to me." Konan said and kissed her boyfriends cheek smiling at him. Sasori rested his chin on Deidara's shoulder and smirked a little. "Oh this should be good." He said and Hidan grinned. "Finely something that won't fucking put me to sleep!" He yelled. Gaara tilted his head looking at Lee, he had never seen him so nervous.
"I will go first," Deidara stated and smiled at Hidan, "Ok Mr. loudmouth, truth or dare?" Lee relaxed a little bit but was still tense as he leaned into Gaara a little bit. Kakuzu rolled his eyes at his husband being such an idiot, "Can you calm down..?" He muttered and everyone eyes moved off of Lee and to Hidan.
"Dare! What the fuck else would I pick?" Hidan asked then pointed at Kakuzu. "Hey....shut up!" He said and everyone laughed. "Make it horrible DeiDei." Konan said with a evil smirk and took a sip of her drink.
Deidara picked up a card that had an idea on it for both a dare and a truth that he could use and or not and he smirked reading it. "Hm I think this one works perfect un.." He said then simply read the card out loud, "I dare you to strip down to only your underwear and run upstairs then back down." The card had stated to strip down to underwear and run passed something and Deidara changed it to be horrible so all the people upstairs would be confused. "Ok.. Yeah Deidara.. creepy.." Lee told Gaara.
Hidan blinked twice then stood up. "Yeah sure I don't mind showing off my body." He said smirking and Gaara laughed a little. "I think people will be scared Hidan." He said and his boss glared at him before stripping down and then marching up the stairs, the room fell silent as everyone waited then everyone laughed when they heard someone yell "WHAT THE FUCK?" Then Hidan calmly walked back down the stairs and ran his fingers over his husbands shoulder as he past him. "It's a bit breezy up there." He said and Tobi covered his eyes. "MY EYES! THEY BURN!!"
Kakuzu shivered and glared at his lover pulling away from the touch, "Hidan knock it off and put your clothes back on before Tobi screams any louder.." He stated. Deidara cracked up laughing, "Hidan, you are really crazy.." He said then relaxed back against Sasori. Pain shook his head, "I am soo gonna pretend I did not see that Hidan.." Lee raised and eye brow, 'How can someone do that so calmly????'
Gaara laughed a little looking at how Lee's expression and pulled his legs onto the couch to get more comfy. Konan giggled at her boyfriends comment and snuggled into his side. "Why should I get dressed I know you like looking at me." Hidan teased and reached for one of the cards. "Alright...Pain truth or dare?" He asked and grinned.
Kakuzu looked away, "No Hidan you only wish I did.." He said but he couldn't help it as his eyes glanced back to his husband. Lee nuzzled Gaara lightly noticing everyone was being affectionate and then carefully slipped his arm around his lover. "Truth because honestly Hidan, You scare me and your dares would probably be horrible.." Pain stated bluntly and smiled at Konan.
"Oh gee thanks." Hidan said trying to sound hurt glancing at his husband before chuckling at what the orange haired male said. "Ok hmmm I have been wondering is it true you and Konan are getting married this spring?" He asked and everyone went silent wondering the same. Gaara blushed again and looked off to the side feeling more shy from Lee being sweet to him in front of his friends.
Pain himself fell silent and glanced at the blue haired woman in his arms before sighing softly and nodding to what Hidan said. "Yes we are.." He confirmed and Kakuzu couldn't help but smile a little. "Ne, KoKo-chan, you should allow me to help you pick out a dress un!" Deidara called out and giggled a little bit. "Yep, girl in a guy's body..." Kakuzu mumbled to himself then sweat dropped and scooted away a little when Deidara shot him a deadly glare.
Gaara smirked and nodded. "I agree with you on that Kakuzu." He said. Everyone smiled at Pain and Konan feeling happy for them. "Hey that means you have to wear a tux at the wedding Kisame." Itachi said lightly elbowing the male next to him.
The orange haired male sighed, "All of us do.." Then he glanced to Sasori. "Truth or dare?" He asked simply trying to get the eyes off him since lately he didn't want to be in the spot light. Lee kept quiet and let everyone do their catching up and games and he just enjoyed holding Gaara close.
"Dare, truth is boring." Sasori said and moved Deidara off his lap gently as he got up to grab a soda from the mini fridge that was sitting near Hidan. Konan smiled up at Pain and leaned up pecking him on lips knowing he had been a little stressed lately.
Pain blinked from the kiss but relaxed somewhat and kissed his fiancée back lightly. Then he pulled back and smiled at Sasori. "Ok let's see..." Pain pondered on what dare to give Sasori while Deidara pouted and folded his arms. He didn't want Sasori to be away for him for even a moment. Deidara was clingy and that is why most of his relationships went down the drain before, Sasori was the only one who put up with it. "Will you get me a water bottle..?" He asked Sasori since he was up though.
Sasori nodded and grabbed his boyfriend a water bottle then walked over and sat back down his arm right away wrapping around his boyfriend. "Pick something already pain I had enough time to get a soda and water. Truth then." He said sounding bored and set the bottle in Deidara's lap.
Deidara shivered a little, "Hey that is cold.." He complained to his boyfriend and took the water bottle out of his lap opening it and taking a sip. "Alright, why the hell is Deidara in a maid's outfit..?" Pain asked raising an eye brow. The blond coughed on his water then looked down unsure of what his boyfriend was going to tell them. However, Pain diffidently had asked the question that was on everyone's mind.
"Well he looks sexy in it...though he looks hot in anything he wears." Sasori said bluntly and opened his soda taking a sip. "Didn't need to hear that." Tobi said and ducked as Sasori throw a pillow at him.
"D-Danna!" Deidara said turning red. Kakuzu laughed, "Sasori if you keep saying stuff like that and turning him red I think he is going to stay that way.." He said. Pain rolled his eyes at the blushing blond and redhead and rest his head on Konan's shoulder. "Woow..." Lee whispered out. 'These people are crazy..'
"Alright Lee!" Sasori said loudly trying to startle the taller male. "Truth or dare?" He asked smirking and Gaara gave a small glare to his cousin. "Aww I wanted to goo." Tobi whined and Itachi rolled his eyes.
"Tobi shut it... no one cares..." Pain stated sighing since he now had a head ache. The orange haired male rest his head against the back of the sofa and ran his hand up and down Konan's side as Lee responded, "Umm... dare..?" He squeaked out but was a little scared of what the other redhead would dare him.
Sasori gave a small evil smirk. "I dare you to make out with Gaara for 30 seconds." He said and a few of the other members started laughing. "W-What?!" Gaara yelled blushing deeply. "Stop whining and just do it. You gonna be a pussy about it?" He asked and Gaara glared at him. "Doo it" Tobi yelled and laughed.
Lee blinked and turned a little red leaning into Gaara and pecking him on the lips, not doing nothing more than that. There was no way in hell he was going to make out with Gaara in front of all these people. "Lee-kun you are not doing it right un," Deidara complained, "Gaara-kun why don't you help him out, hm?" Deidara said with a smirk and pulled a lighter out starting to play with it in his hands.
Gaara blushed darker and rubbed his elbow shyly. Sasori rolled his eyes and crossed his arms behind his head. "Just do it already I hate waiting." He said and Gaara picked up a pillow and throw it at his cousin. Sasori moved so it hit Deidara instead then smirked knowing how to piss off the younger redhead. "Well Gaara...it seems your not as tough as you used to be..have you gone soft?" He asked grinning when Gaara stiffened then death glared at him as everyone glanced at the redhead. "F-Fine!" He spat and blushed as he grabbed onto Lee's shirt and pulled him down into a deep kiss.
Deidara pouted, "H-Hey! Ow Danna that hurt I burnt myself.." Deidara complained rubbing his thumb since the lighter had been dropped. "Why can't you get hit with the pillows once in awhile un?" Lee meanwhile was freaking out, "Um G-Ga-" Lee trailed off as the redhead kissed him and his eyes fell closed. 'Damn it.. ngh this feels good.. but.. oh fuck the other people..' Lee's inner mind thought as he moved his arms around Gaara and moved his lips with the smaller boys until he thought thirty second was up then he pulled back still blushing. "T-T-There.." He stuttered out.
Gaara's face was a deep red and he bowed his head trying to hide it. Everyone was silent and a few of the members were blushing. "AWW they are so cute!" Konan said and tugged on Pain's shirt. "Don't you think that was cuute?" She asked and giggled. Itachi rubbed his neck and cleared his throat. "Well now...that was interesting." "Gaa-Kun is bluuuushing!!" Tobi yelled.
Lee gulped and looked away from everyone feeling now really embarrassed. Pain opened his eyes halfway then nodded, "Mhm... cute..." Lee then looked back still blushing and glanced to Konan, "Umm.. truth or dare Konan..?" He asked and hesitantly wrapped his arm back around Gaara. Deidara pouted and pushed on Sasori's chest, "Danna you are so mean, why are you not paying attention to the fact I burnt myself? Get me some ice.." Deidara complained more.
"Deidara you burn yourself all the fucking time! Grin and bear it babe." Sasori muttered grabbing his hand and kissing the burn. "There now shut up." He muttered. Gaara turned red hearing the leader of their club say that and covered his face with his hands not wanting everyone to see him so red. "Hey Lee if your a man then don't be scared to snuggle with your boyfriend cause in life you never know when shit will happen." Hidan said and Itachi smirked. "Words of wisdom from Hidan the annoying." The black haired male said. "Dare." Konan said cheerfully.
Lee blinked then tightened his arm around Gaara pulling him close as Hidan had said. 'Gah this is so embarrassing.. but just bare if for Gaara-kun...' Lee thought. "Umm... I dare you to tell one of your biggest secrets.." Lee told Konan not able to think of anything else. Pain's eyes opened fully this time, his purple ringed contacts for once showing something other than boredom as he glanced at Konan waiting for her answer.
Gaara lowered his hands and gave a small shy smile to his boyfriend only to flinch again when thunder roared loudly above them. "Weeeell.." Konan started and blushed hugging Pain. "Me and Pain are gonna have a baby." She said grinning and everyone smiled. "Oh god a mini Pain." Hidan said finely now getting dressed since it was getting cold. "I am happy for you guys." Itachi said.
Pain tuned a light shade of red, "K-Konan... you were not supposed to tell them yet.." He said and lightly wrapped his arm tighter around her now resting his hand on her stomach. "That is a big secret," Lee said then smiled, "I am um happy for you two.." Kakuzu sighed, "Oh great... another pain in my ass to deal with.." He said and laughed lightly under the mask. Deidara seemed to completely forget about his burn and smiled widely at Konan, "That's such great news!!! Can I help when it is born?" He asked happily.
Konan leaned up and kissed Pain softly then pulled back to smile at Deidara. "Yeah sure." She said then gave a small glare to Kakuzu. "HAHAHA good one." Hidan said laughing. Gaara bit into his lip again when thunder roared louder and Sasori frowned a little then grabbed a blanket off the back of the couch and throw it over to Gaara only to chuckle when it landed on Lee's head. "Ok Deidara truth or dare?" Konan asked happy again.
Lee blinked then pulled the blanket off of his head and wrapped it tightly around Gaara while whispering into his ear to keep him distracted. Kakuzu smiled a little and reached over yanking Hidan into his lap roughly. "I know.." He said and relaxed against his husband. Pain blushed a little darker and nuzzled his head into Konan's neck before pulling away and pulling her close into his chest. "Umm Dare un," Deidara said simply and picked his lighter up starting to play with it again as he swung one leg over the other crossing them.
Gaara shyly scooted closer to Lee wanting more comfort and pulled his knees up to his chest under the blanket. Hidan blushed faintly surprised his husband did that and crossed not talking since he was awkward. "Ok I dare yooou..to trick everyone upstairs into thinking your a chick." Konan said and started laughing. "I think most people already think he is." Gaara said smirking.
"I am not a girl! Just for the record un.." He said and stood up pouting. He glared at Konan and muttered, "I will get you back for this..." Then walked up the stairs. Meanwhile upstairs Deidara took his hair out of the neat pony tail it was in and let it fall on his shoulder walking over to the speakers, turning them off. "Um Hi everyone, I just wanted to ask.." Deidara sighed and closed his eyes halfway pulling his thumb to his lip looking cute, "H-How many of you here believe I am a girl.. because I am.." He stated. All the guys in the room's arms shot up and a few of the girls while others question. Deidara then scoffed, "Dare is over, Fuck off you guys because even if I was a girl I wouldn't fall for someone incompetent enough to not know I AM A GUY!" He yelled then walked down stairs. He had the string he used to tie his hair up in his mouth while he walked over to Sasori, pulling his hand back up into a pony hair form with his hands. "There it ish done un. Truth orf dare Gaara..?" He asked his words a little slurred because of the string between his teeth.
Gaara went into a laughing fit and buried his face in Lee's shoulder. "HAhahaha d-dare!" He said, Itachi laughing just as much as Gaara as he stood up and went to get a soda from the fridge. "Oh we need to play this more often." The Uchiha said and grabbed a water bottle for Kisame.
"Jerks!" Deidara yelled and tied his hair back up. "Fine Gaara if you are going to laugh so much go upstairs and yell the mushiest thing you can to everyone so you can make a fool of yourself!" Deidara yelled and buried his head into Sasori's chest feeling embarrassed and slightly hurt though he knew his friends were joking. "This.. should be good..." Pain said smirking a little. Kakuzu nodded in agreement and Kisame took the water bottle from Itachi stating, "Go on Gaara, have fun."
Gaara stopped laughing and glared at all of them. "Fuck you guys.." He said and got up walking up stairs. "Haha. We love you to Gaara." Itachi called. "SHUT UP!" Gaara yelled from the top of the stairs before pulling the door and going to the living room. "He's so funny." Konan said giggling.
"That's why we keep him around.." Pain said then moved the pillow next to him to get more comfortable. He froze seeing bright green though and pulled it out of the couch. Upon seeing Leaves written on the front he stood up abruptly. "Deidara! Who all has been down here?" He asked. The blond immediately squeaked out Lee's name. When Pain was pissed off you didn't lie to him, but when he realized it Deidara covered his mouth, "I m-mean uhh.. not.. Pain!" The orange haired male had moved before Lee could react and picked him up by his shirt, glaring at him.