A Stray Child

Chapter Twenty-Five

Sasuke growled as he and Naruto walked away from Tsunade’s and to the apartment. Since he’s a pregnate male he was told he couldn’t go on missions because she wasn’t sure what it would do to him even if he did light missions.
“Naruto this is all your fault!” Sasuke yelled and a few people ran away with piss marks on their pants.
“It’s not all mine, you were there too!” Naruto argued. “It’s not like my dick detached it self while I was sleeping, fucked you and then came back.”
“Shut up.”
“No I’m not going to shut up.” Naruto said and when they got to the apartment Sasuke blew he door off. Blue eyes went huge as the Uchiha walked through the destroyed entry way and the landlady came flying up to him.
“What the hell was that noise!?” She yelled and screamed when she saw the doorway. “What the hell happened here?”
“Uh Sasuke.” Naruto answered.
“Well….” She started.
“Stop pestering us!” Sasuke yelled at her, his voice sounding like it came from the pit of hell.
The woman peeled out after turning white and Naruto groaned.
‘Damn this is going to be hell! I hope he’s not like this for the full 9 months or however long he goes.’ He thought and went about to fixing the door.

After repairing the door Naruto flopped on the couch with a sigh and Sasuke stared at him.
“What? Sasuke….”
“Stop.” Sasuke said, it seemed he calmed down or maybe it was hormones.
“Are you mad?” Naruto asked.
“Kind of. I knew I was born with…you know, but I never thought I would actually be able to conceive.” Sasuke said.
“Are you sorry for how you’ve been treating me today?”
“…Don’t push is Uzamaki.” Sasuke said and the blonde whined.
“Stop acting like a bitch.” Sasuke sighed and Naruto smirked.
“I’m no the one that’s pregnate.” He laughed and seen a fireball whiz by, singing some hair.
“God damn it Sasuke I was joking!” Naruto yelled with huge eyes as he patted his head to make sure there were no flames.
“Do you want me to get rid of it before it gets too big? You know just go to Tsunade….”
Naruto grabbed his lovers face and shook him.
“Don’t say that! Of course I don’t want you to ‘get rid’ of it!” Naruto yelled and hugged him.
“I was just wondering.” Sasuke muttered.
They stood in silence until there was a knock a the new door and Sasuke sat down, making the blonde get it.
“Lazy.” Naruto said and received a snort.
Kakashi walked in after being let in and he grabbed both of his ex-students in a bear hug.
“Tsunade told me why Sasuke was pulled from the missions. Congrats you two!” Kakashi beamed and Sasuke struggled.
“GET OFF ME!” Sasuke pulled away and Kakashi raised an eyebrow, letting the blonde free as well.
“I see you’re already deep in mood swings. I feel sorry for you Naruto. If their this bad already I’m sure you’ll be dead by the end.” Kakashi said and Naruto’s eyes went huge and white with blue streaks on his nose.
“Don’t say that!” He yelled.
“I won’t hurt Naruto. If I’m too pissed off I’ll just come for you Kakashi.” Sasuke said and the ex-sensei shook his hands.
“No thanks.”
“So who else knows?” Naruto asked.
“Oh Sakura, Lee, Neiji, Shikamaru….”
“WHO THE FUCK TOLD ALL OF THEM!?” Sasuke screamed.
“Tsunade and a dolphin.” Kakashi said.
“Fuck you.” Sasuke growled.
“I never knew Sasuke could have such a lewd mouth. I bet that’s what turns your crank, huh Naruto?” Kakashi winked as Naruto turned red.
“Do you love the dirty talk?” Kakashi asked and was sent crashing through the new door from a punch from Sasuke.
“How rude and cruel of you Sasuke to do that to a ex instructor.” Kakashi said standing up. “I’ll be going, but I just want to say one more thing.”
The two boys waited for a moment as the copy nin dusted off.
“Tsunade sent word to Orochimaru.” With that he puffed/transported out.
“WHAT!?” Naruto screamed.


TBC
NOTE: I know this is really short, next chap Orochimaru is invited to Konoha.