The Goth and The Jock

"What the fuck is wrong with you.. are you just trying to get close to Gaara to beat him up again??" Pain asked angrily. "W-What..? Beat Gaara up..? I would never do such a thing!" "Yeah well your jock buddies have! The Leaves team has been picking fights with all of us and especially love beating up Gaara since he is the weakest!" Pain yelled. Wait rewind, Lee's team has beat up Gaara before? Come to think of it, everyone was quiet when Lee showed Gaara off and they seemed a little awkward... they knew.. had they done it lately? "I-I Never! I have never once have seen anyone on my team touch someone like that unless the other person started it first!" Pain growled and let Lee back down onto his feet but kept a firm hold on his shirt. "Oh yeah.. then why is your number 7..? Gaara told us all about a stupid jock who he accidentally broke his leg.. so the jock was a complete ass to him.. how do you explain that.. hmm...?" He asked his anger obviously rising. "Pain calm down.." Deidara stated looking at Lee. He was really the only one out of the group besides Gaara that knew Lee well enough and he was positive that Lee would never hurt someone.

Gaara walked down the stairs frowning then gasped when he saw Pain holding Lee by his shirt. "No! Let him go!" Gaara yelled and ran over grabbing the orange haired males arm trying to pull him back. Sasori remained silent frowning at all that was happening, he still wasn't sure if Lee could be trusted or not yet.

Pain glanced at Gaara but just tightened his grip, "Gaara.. he is from that team,, he is just trying to get closer to you to hurt you all the more! Isn't this the guy who was a complete ass? Why would you let him date you! I thought you dating Sasuke was low! But him? We try and protect you from jerks like this! Why would you let him so close?! And even to our party!" Deidara winced and fell silent leaning back into his boyfriend frowning and looking worried at Sasori. "Do something.. if Pain gets madder he may harm Lee and if Gaara gets involved he will get hurt too.." He told his boyfriend. Lee on the other hand was still standing his ground. "Look, you are getting things wrong.. I took him in because his land lord kicked him out.. we used to hate each other yes.. but that was over a long time ago.." Lee explained then went to add more but Pain quickly silenced him, "Shut up! I don't listen to what anyone like you has to say.." His gaze fell onto Gaara who was still tugging at his arm. "He better be telling the fucking truth.. is he...?"

Sasori nodded and moved to get up. "Please Pain! He is telling the truth! D-Don't hurt him...I love him!" Gaara yelled and bit hard on his lip as he wrapped his arms around the taller males arm so he wouldn't be able to hit Lee without letting him go to get Gaara off his arm. "P-Please...if you can't accept Lee then I will leave! He even hit Sasuke for hurting me..he's a good guy.." Gaara closed his eyes tightly and Sasori started foreword worried for his cousin.

Pain hesitantly looked around at everyone's worried face then let go but not without shoving Lee down into the couch and tossing the sweat shirt at him. "I don't fucking trust you now.. but.. if Gaara says you are a good guy.. you better fucking be a good guy.." He stated and slipped his arm out of Gaara's then walked back and sat next to his fiancée running his hand through his hair. "Now wasn't that anticlimactic.." Kisame said then immediately shut up when Pain shot him a deadly glare, the other male was obviously not in the mood. Lee frowned and took his sweat shirt. "Maybe I should leave.." He said while getting up. "Sasori please drop Gaara off at a reasonable time..." Lee said feeling kind of upset. He was happy Gaara stood up for him and yelled that out, but upset about what he had found out and that Gaara's friends did indeed not accept him. Deidara stayed quiet still shocked and watched as Lee kissed Gaara lightly, glancing to Pain to see fire in his eyes glaring a hole strait through Lee's heart. Pain was like the father to all of them, they had all been out casts and had nowhere to go when he started their club up called the Akatsuki and now he was pissed and being the 'over protective dad.'

Gaara hugged Lee tightly before he could even take a step toward the stairs. "Don't go..." He said. "Hey is the game over?? I didn't get a turn!" Tobi yelled and pouted at them. Konan moved to sit on her lovers lap and hugged him around the neck trying to calm him down. "Relax love.." She whispered kissing his forehead. Sasori looked at his cousin surprised he was hugging Lee like that and walked back over to his boyfriend sitting down beside him. Itachi drummed his fingers on the arm rest. "You have been keeping him safe right?" He asked tilting his head as he looked at Lee.

Lee frowned a little, "I don't want to.. but.. I think everyone would like it more.." He said turning in his boyfriends arms and placing his hand on Gaara's head. "And of course Itachi-san.. I protect him as best I can..." Lee added. Pain sighed and calmed down as his fiancée kissed his forehead. "But.. Konan.." He glanced at Gaara being so sad and frowned, "Lee if you don't stay I will beat you up then.. sit down and stop upsetting Gaara.." He stated simply and closed his eyes wrapping his arms around Konan.

Gaara kept his arms tightly around his boyfriend not wanting to be apart from him. Sasori moved to rest his head down on his boyfriends lap feeling tired after the near scare, Lee had come so close to having Pain beat the shit out of him, he grabbed the lighter out of his boyfriends hands and stuck it in his pocket. "Lee sit already and Deidara don't light that above my head." He muttered.

Deidara pouted, "Hey.." He said and reached over putting his hand in his boyfriends pocket trying to get the lighter back, "That is not fair un, I am not going to set your head on fire!" He complained. Lee smiled a little and sat down pulling Gaara into his lap and holding him close. "I am sorry.." He whispered into Gaara's ear so only he could hear then stated aloud, "Gaara-kun it is your turn.. ask someone.."

"Skip me..Kisame take my turn.." Gaara said blushing from being in Lee's lap; he shyly snuggled up to him happy he wasn't hurt. "You're ok right?" He whispered looking up at his lover. Sasori grabbed Deidara's wrist and frowned at him. "With you and fire I can never know. I will move if you try and play with it." He said then closed his eyes. Konan awwed under her breath looking at Lee and Gaara then snuggled up to her lover.

Kisame smiled, "Alright, umm Itachi, truth or dare?" He asked taking a sip of the water he had. The blond pouted, "But I do not want either of those... Sasori-Danna you are being unfair again..." Deidara mumbled and let go of the lighter. When Sasori let go of his wrist he moved his hand over and started running his long slender fingers through Sasori's dark red hair. Pain rolled his eyes at them all, how could they just go back to normal? Needless of his thoughts he gently stroked Konan's stomach while closing his eyes once again resting his head against the back of the couch.

Itachi gave a slightly awkward look then his face went back to normal. "Uh..dare I guess." He said moving his hands to rest them in his lap. Hidan yawned and stretched before resting his head back on his husbands shoulder. "God why is it so fucking cold down here!!" Hidan complained and rubbed his arms.

"If you wore proper clothing then you would not be so cold cry baby.." Kakuzu stated and wrapped his arms around his husband to keep him warm. Kisame thought for a moment then smiled laughing as he stated. "I dare you to go upstairs and get one of Deidara's dresses and put it on.." He said to the very normal business man knowing he would freak about it. Lee couldn't help but crack up laughing. Something about this guy seemed family and seeing such a serious guy have to put female clothing on just made him laugh all the more.

"W-What?!" Itachi yelled and Gaara smirked looking over at the older male. "Well this should be good." He said and Itachi glared at him. "I would rather kiss someone I don't know then wear a bloody dress." Itachi said twitching as everyone started laughing.

"Tch, you wouldn't rather kiss someone, if that is the case kiss me or go upstairs and get the dress," Kisame said grinning wide showing the sharp teeth. Lee blinked and fell silent from his laughing noticing everyone else did when Kisame mentioned kissing him. Deidara blinked and stopped running his hands through Sasori's hair blinking at Itachi, "Well Ita-san.. which is it..?" He asked curiously.

Itachi blushed faintly and turned his head to the side. "F-Fine I'll go get the fucking dress.." He said and got up. "Aww but we all know what you really want to Itachi." Gaara said making the older male blush darker. "Gaara! Shh!" He said and glared at him which only made the redhead smirk. Konan suddenly stood up and quickly walking over to get water and nearly drinking the whole bottle. "Jeez what's with you?" Hidan asked and she glared at him. "I felt sick for a moment." She said and drank the rest of the water in the bottle.

Kisame seemed to frown at Itachi not doing so, "Just go get the dress..." He said to Itachi. Pain on the other hand was whispering to Hidan, "You should see her when she is craving food.. god does she yell at me then and act weird.. yet I still love her.." Lee laughed a little bit, "Konan-chan.. if you feel sick it is better to eat crackers or bread then water. That way it absorbs the acids in your stomach so you are not all that sick." Lee stated to her smiling.

Konan blinked looking at Lee then smiled. "Aw how sweet of you to tell me that thank you! I will go get some now." She said and walked up stairs. Itachi rubbed his shoulder then started to walk up the stairs after Konan and Sasori laughed. "So Kisame how are you?" He asked while they waited for Itachi to come back down stairs.

Deidara smiled and continued his running his fingers through Sasori's hair as Kisame replied. "Uh.. fine.. why are you asking..?" Lee nuzzled Gaara lightly and smiled happy to be around all of the friends while he was still being affectionate with the redhead who was sadly still wearing his wig.

Gaara blushed and closed one eye from Lee nuzzling him. "Lee-kun.." He muttered and playfully pushed his shoulder. Sasori reached up and pulled the tie out of Deidara's hair to mess with him and laughed a little. "Well you haven't been around as much Kisame, we have all been wondering where you have been." He replied. Konan walked down the stairs and over to husband to be and sat in his lap a box of crackers in her hands.

"Oh sure just raid our kitchen Konan," Deidara said playfully then pouted at Sasori. "Hey... That is not nice un," He said playfully and tried to get his hair tie back. Kisame rubbed the back of his neck, "I have been busy.. why care..?" He asked and then glanced at Konan. Lee smiled and playfully nipped at Gaara's neck before holding him even closer. "What..?" he asked softly.

Gaara blushed darker and pinched Lee's arm. "D-Don't do that." He said awkwardly rubbing his neck. "Well you help keep everything less boring..and besides I think Itachi missed you." Sasori replied then smirked at Deidara and dropped the hair down his own pants. "Can't get it now." He said chuckling and pecked his boyfriend on the lips. Itachi walked down the stairs having a blanket wrapped around him and glared at everyone. "I really hate this." He said.

Deidara pouted and kissed him back. "But.. I do not like my hair down.." He said and reached over slipping his hand down Sasori's pants simply not even thinking much of it. He groped around until he found the hair tie and pulled it out smirking and sticking his tongue out at his lover. "Oh come on, it cannot be that bad Itachi, let us see what you picked out," Kisame said to the black haired male.

Sasori blushed dark and gapped at his lover. "D-Deidara! Jeez don't do that to me." He said and reached to try and grab the hair tie again. Itachi narrowed his eyes at everyone and sighed before letting the blanket drop off him showing he was wearing a black dress. "For the record I will beat up anyone who laughs." He said glaring darkly but twitched when everyone laughed. "HAHAHA! Hey you could pass off as a woman if you styled your hair." Gaara said holding his sides. Konan hid her face in Pain's chest trying to get her laughter under control. "Dude looks like a laaady." Tobi said and jumped behind the couch when Itachi looked at him.

Kisame stifled his laughter, "F-for the record I t-think you look c-cute Hahaha!" Kakuzu even cracked up laughing looking at the tight black dress on Itachi fitting the small curvs he had. "Way to go Deidara having such nice choices," Pain said and cracked up laughing. "Hey that goes to my witch outfit un, if you wear the dress you have to wear everything else like the boots and stuff!" He complained then pulled the hair tie quickly away from Sasori, "Nooo.. leave my hair alone.. you may like it down but I like it up," He said sticking his tongue out and putting his hair back up. Lee covered his mouth, he was laughing so hard he was simply crying at the sight in front of him.

"Alright that's it! I am going to go change! You never said in the dare how long I had to wear this shit!" Itachi yelled giving his best death glare. "Our club is so fucking weird, what's next? We gonna buy and train dogs and put tutus on them?" Hidan asked which made Gaara laugh harder till he was in tears. "Tobi truth or dare?" Itachi asked crossing his arms his eyes narrowed into slits. "Um d-dare?" Tobi said sounding a little scared. "I dare you to kiss Zetsu." He said and picked up the blanket wrapping it around himself again.

"Awww why do you have to take it out on the little people," Kisame said laughing. Zetsu blinked, "Yeah why take it out on us?. . . Eh whatever it is fine," He said changing moods in a millisecond as he leaned in and kissed Tobi lightly. "No Hidan, dogs are too expensive and so are tutus, if you want some stuffed animals that can be accomplished," Kakuzu said smirking. Deidara pouted and stretched, "Maybe we should go back upstairs with everyone, I mean this is our party," He told his boyfriend. Lee closed his eyes and relaxed against Gaara while Pain did the same to Konan.

Tobi went red and ended up falling off his chair. "Oh chill out Tobi." Hidan said laughing then stood up and pulled Kakuzu out of his seat. "Yeah let's go bug everyone." He said and started up the stairs. Gaara blushed and kissed Lee's cheek then pulled his green jacket out of his arms and tied it around his boyfriend's waist making sure the team name and the number was not showing before sliding off the taller males lap and getting up as well. "I'll go change." Itachi muttered and went back up stairs quickly.

Kakuzu sighed as he was dragged up the stairs and Zetsu laughed before blushing and following the two. "Come on.." Lee said softly and wrapped his arm around Gaara and bringing him up stairs. When everyone else left, Pain taking Konan Deidara pushed Sasori up and kissed him then playfully ran up the stairs away from him following the others.

"Hey!" Sasori said and chased after his boyfriend. Everyone else went up stairs and went off to talk to people leaving Lee and Gaara alone for the moment. Gaara glanced around then lifted his hands up to make sure his wig was straight. "What do you want to do?" He asked and straightened out Lee's shirt seeing the fabric was still wrinkled from when Pain had grabbed it.