A Stray Child

Chapter Twenty-Six


A few says went by and Orochimaru was in disguise as he walked into Konoha, it was a surprise to get a letter from Tsunade and even inviting him to come see Sasuke.
‘Damn I wish I could blow this place up.’ He thought and shook his head of his happy thoughts as he went to the apartment. As he neared Kakashi and Tsunade came into view by the door.
“Oh you spoil me with this welcoming committee.” Orochimaru said and Tsunade sweat dropped.
“As if we would greet you.” She said. “We’re here as….”
“Yeah, yeah.” Orochimaru waved his hand and she shot flames.
“So why did you invite me to visit Sasuke here?” He asked and then pounded on the door.
“What the hell!?” Sasuke roared opening the door and saw the three standing there. “What is this some sort of hang out now?”
“Oh I’m happy to see you two sonny!” Orochimaru said chirpy and Kakashi shuddered.
‘I never thought someone could be even scarier when their nice.’ He thought.
“Well let us in already.” Tsunade said and they came in.
Naruto walked in and screamed when he saw the snake nin as he took off his disguise.
“You knew I was coming demon vessel.” Orochimaru said.
“Yeah, but you always creep me the shit out.” Naruto said.
Orochimaru gave Naruto a patronizing pat on the head and turned to Tsunade.
“So why was I invited here? Even though I thought I wasn’t allowed.” He asked.
“I thought you put it in your letter? That’s what Kakashi told us.” Naruto said and the copy nin shrugged.
“I assumed it was.”
“Um hello? I’m still sitting here in the sidelines waiting for an answer.” Orochimaru said and Tsunade looked over to him.
“Well it’s about Sasuke….” She began.
“He’s knocked up.” Kakashi interrupted non to delicately and received a slap to the head from the female Hokage.
Orochimaru grabbed Sasuke and started to dance with him and Naruto was shouting profanities and waving his arms at him.
“Oh joyous news! A brand new baby Uchiha!” Orochimaru bounced. Sasuke struggled and pushed him away.
“God damn it stop molesting me!” He yelled.
“I’m not molesting you.” Orochimaru said and patted his stomach for good measure.
“Do that again and I’ll beat you to death with your severed limbs.” Sasuke warned.
“Oh don’t get riled up, it’s bad for my grandchild.” Orochimaru said.
“Shut up!” Sasuke glared.
“So demon vessel, I guess that makes you the proud papa.” Orochimaru said and the blonde went red.
“Yes…but stop calling me demon vessel!”
“I don’t know, it seems hard to change now.” Orochimaru said and Naruto’s eyes narrowed.
“His name is Naruto.” Sasuke said coldly.
“Oh damn it fine. Naruto…demon papa.” Orochimaru said and Tsunade butted in.
“Well anyways this is why you were invited. I didn’t want Sasuke to travel just yet.” Tsunade said.
“You should have just putted it in the stupid letter so this snake asshole wouldn’t have to come.” Naruto spat and everyone started arguing.
“If everyone doesn’t shut the fuck up I’m going to burn every last village to the god damn ground!” Sasuke yelled and it went silent.
“No I think this shouldn’t get out more than it already has.” Sasuke said.
“Well you see….” Kakashi started.
“Oh god what now?” Sasuke sighed.
“I’m sure that everyone pretty much knows.” He said.
“Kakashi you weren’t suppose to tell anyone other than Sakura!” Tsunade screeched and together with Sasuke knocked him through the door…again.
“Hey Kakashi said you told everyone.” Naruto said.
Tsunade turned to the copy nin who was now standing.
“I’m going to kill you.” She said and with a wide eye Kakashi teleported and she followed suit.
“This is the most fun I had in ages!” Orochimaru laughed and clapped his hands in enjoyment.
“I’m going to sleep. Dumb fucks won’t bother me there.” Sasuke said and walked away.
“I think I will as well.” Orochimaru said following his son until he was tackled by Naruto.


TBC