A Stray Child

Chapter Twenty-Eight


Sasuke sighed as he sat next to Naruto in the local barbeque joint with their friends and noticed all kept eyeing his stomach.
“Hey, my face is up here.” Sasuke said and eyes shifted .
“S-sorry. I was just curious.” Hinata apologized.
“Yeah. Neiji thinks you’re even hotter now.” Kiba chuckled and received a elbow to the ribs by said man.
“Such beautiful love Sasuke and Naruto have!” Lee spouted. “And now their beautiful love has made a beautiful baby!”
“…Yeah.” Sasuke said with flat eyes and a sweat drop.
“Why do you and Gai always talk stupid?” Naruto asked.
“We speak with charm, eloquence and with deep knowledge of the heart!” Lee did a pose and Sasuke glared.
“If you keep that up I’m going to rip your dick off.” The Uchiha threatened and the busy brows sat down with a blue streak.
“Lee and Gai are in need of therapy.” Shino said softly.
“It’s because they don’t get laid.” Ino said and they laughed.
“Hey!” Lee fumed, blushing. “You don’t have sex either!”
“Oh yeah? Shikamaru takes care of me in that department.” Ino said and some gaped.
“You idiots, it’s been so obvious they been together for 2 months now.” Sasuke said.
“You guys are so bothersome.” Shikamaru sighed and stood up. “I’m going home.”
Shikamaru left with Ino following and Sasuke pushed his plate away.
“Soooo….” Kiba opened his mouth.
“Leave me alone.” Sasuke said and Kiba growled.
“Fine. I’m going you grouchy ass!” With his nose in the air Kiba left and Neiji went with him.

After 20 minutes Naruto and Sasuke left the restaurant and headed to the training grounds to be alone, but stopped when they saw a certain red head and two siblings.
“Gaara!” Naruto shouted and Kankuro smiled at Sasuke.
“Holy hell Sasuke you’ve gotten fat!” Kankuro laughed and went flying into the clouds.
“What a dumb ass.” Temari shook her head.
Gaara looked at the pregnant and seething Sasuke who blew a fireball at the freefalling Kankuro for good measure.
“Sasuke!” Naruto shook his head. “I’m sorry about him.”
“Make sure not to kill him.” The red head said and Kankuro hit the earth smoldering and twitching.
“Now what did you say!? Hmmm?” Sasuke said as he nudged the crispy young man.
“Shouldn’t we do something?” Temari asked.
“No. He should learn not to say such stupid shit.” Gaara said and turned to Naruto.
“Lets talk somewhere quiet.” Naruto said and they headed to the apartment with Temari dragging her sibling.

“So…you two are having a baby.” Gaara said. “Everyone knows about it…in every village.”
Sasuke’s eyes went wide with a vein bulging from his forehead and Naruto cringed while Kankuro hid.
“WHO THE HELL IS TELLING EVERYONE!?” Sasuke screamed.
“It would appear to be Orochimaru.” Gaara stated. “I’ve gotten reports of him being sited in every village, but only for a short time to tell everyone that Sasuke Uchiha is having a baby.”
“I’m going to kill the fucker!” Sasuke spat and Naruto put a arm around him.
“Now you know how I feel, but he’s your father.” Naruto smiled.
“WHAT!” Temari and Kankuro screamed.
“Really?” Gaara asked.
“Yep. Orochimaru the snake mutant is Sasuke Uchiha’s papa!” Naruto felt Sharingans on him and almost eeped.
“Hmm. This is most interesting. What have I missed?” Kyubbi asked.
‘Now you talk to me!?’ Naruto thought to him.
‘Well you hurt my feelings last time so I ignored you, you immature fudge packer!’ The demon growled and Naruto’s eyes went wide.
‘Well you don’t have to be pissy!’
‘Don’t you give me that tone! I can beat the shit out of you without even trying!’
“What’s wrong with Kyubbi?” Sasuke asked and Naruto shook his head.
“He’s mad at me.” Naruto said.
“For being an idiot?”
Naruto glared at his lover who smiled, happy that he pegged it right.
“So you two still act like this? Even thought you‘re together?” Gaara asked.
“It’s kind of hard to get over.” Naruto said.
“Gaara shouldn’t we be going to the Hokage’s? That’s what we were summoned for, to talk to her about the upcoming Chunin exams.” Temari said and the red head grumbled.
“I suppose. It was nice talking to you Naruto. I hope all is well with the baby.” Gaara said and they left.
“Naruto can you get me some chicken and rice?” Sasuke asked.
“We don’t have any.”
“Well go get some.” Sasuke said. His feet and back were killing him so he didn’t even want to go out.
“I don’t want to.” Naruto whined.
“GO GET ME SOME NOW DAMN IT!” Sasuke yelled demonically and Naruto jumped out the window and to the store.


TBC
NOTE: Just a dumb chapter. I’m thinking there’s only going to be 2-3 more chapters left…unless I feel like writing more to it.