Bitchy Gifts
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Naruto › Het - Male/Female
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Adult +
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Category:
Naruto › Het - Male/Female
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
5
Views:
1,417
Reviews:
26
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Meetings
In the early morning, Ino woke up. She got out of bed, and went towards the bathroom.
Bounce.
++
Naruto woke up to feel a weight on top of his stomach. Blinking sleepily, he looked up to see a very annoyed Ino.
“I need to use the bathroom.”
Narutos eye twitched at the seemingly useless disturbance.
“Go ahead; I’ll alert the council in the morning.”
Smack.
Naruto now had a large hand print in his face.
“You remember when last night, you said, no shit, right.”
Naruto was wide awake now.
“yes.”
Ino scowled at him.
“Well I can’t contradict a direct order from you, remember.”
Naruto couldn’t help it, he started to chuckle, he eventually rolled around enough to tip Ino of the bed. He finally calmed down enough to speak to Ino.
“I revoke the order of no shiting, and allow you to use the bathroom, regardless of any offhand comments I make. Is that good enough for ya?”
Ino failed to respond, she was already slamming the door to the bathroom.
Naruto sighed and looked around the room, his eyes settled on the clock.
7:25
Wasn’t there a meeting at seven thirty?
He hurried to pull o his lose pants, and then ran out the door, his gi top still half off. Both were black with the red clouds of the organization scattered on them.
(Think an Akatsuki kenshin outfit, the hair like kenshin but blond.)
He burst into the meeting room, pulling his hair out of the lose shirt.
“Why are you all staring at me?’ he asked, rather nervous at the attention.
Itachi was the first to answer, sounding awed, and scared.
“You’re on time, you’re never on time.”
“Yeah, well your gift makes a pretty convincing alarm clock.”
The blond girly man, Deidara, spoke up from the other side of the room.
“I’ll just bet she does, yeah.”
Naruto backed as far away as possible the second he heard that voice, after the Deidara had asked him out, he could never be comfortable in his presence again.
Gaara walked in, looked at his partner shivering against the wall, and immediately looked at Deidara.
“Did you flirt with him?”
It was Deidara’s turn to back into a wall.
“no.” came the meek voice.
“Shut up! Runts!”
Every one bowed to the leader, making sure to get their heads below his height of five feet. When he gave a smaller bow in return, they all sat.
“As you all know, we have been conducting negotiations with the major shinobi powers. As of yesterday, we have been formally recognized as a village by everyone but the sound.”
Most of the council looked around, nodding, this gave them an advantage, they could still conduct operations in other countries through stealth, but their base, in the wave country was forbidden to the other countries.
The leader continued, “This does mean, however, that we must go by the rules of the other villages that signed the treaty, at least in the open.”
This statement sparked hushed whispers, which were silenced as the leader spoke again.
“By this, I mean that we must participate in the chunin exams in Konoha.”
All eyes turned to Naruto and his partner, the only genins at the table.
“You bastard, you’ve got to be shiting me!”
The entire table burst into laughter. Only Naruto would curse at the leader.
Said leader just grinned.
“No, you and Gaara are going to Konoha to take the exam, bring your pet; you’ll need three genins to participate. I’m sending Deidara and Sasori as our jounin instructors. Go pack.”
Naruto ran out the door, screaming, followed by Gaara, Deidara and Sasori. The leader then gave instructions to the rest of the council.
“One pair of elites will be sent to each village. Your mission is to deter any interference by the sound. As we’re on the subject of Konoha, I’m assigning that to…”
++
Late that night, five people let the complex. Four wore the heavy, armored cloaks of the elite over their normal cloths. One, wore cloths issued to her an hour before. They were colored black, with the red clouds of the now official village of the dawn. A short, top, and a skirt with sides slit to the waist. Under these, she wore black bandage wraps.
As they were no longer missing nin, they wore headbands with a half sun, rising over a horizon. Deidara and Naruto wore it on their foreheads; Sasori unwound it into a bandana, and wore it over his mouth. Ino wore hers around her neck. Gaara wore his on his right bicep.
After they disappeared into the night, the entrance came alive with figures in elite cloaks, each pair going in a different direction. One pair followed the four who had already left.
++
They had traveled all night, and were near the walls of the leaf. They stopped to rest, and would enter the village in the after noon.
Deidara and Sasori had fallen asleep as soon as they ate a breakfast of food pills. Naruto had yet to even look tired.
Ino was sitting against a tree.
God, As if running for twelve hours wasn’t enough, I was already sore from, whatever the freak did last night.
++
Tsunade slumped in her chair, the hectic preparations for the chunin exam, not to mention the management of defense in case the team from Akatsuki was a trick, had taken a lot out of her.
There was a knock on her door, her guard announced the delegates from the Dawn village. Then opened the door.
She sat up in an instant.
There, standing calmly, as if he owned the place, Was the most famous traitor known in the leaf. She spoke first, as was customary.
“Uchiha Itachi, welcome to the leaf.”
++
I know its short. And to answer a question from a review. It’s on this site because on fanfiction.net, the theme of noncon, slavery, and such would get me banned.
Bounce.
++
Naruto woke up to feel a weight on top of his stomach. Blinking sleepily, he looked up to see a very annoyed Ino.
“I need to use the bathroom.”
Narutos eye twitched at the seemingly useless disturbance.
“Go ahead; I’ll alert the council in the morning.”
Smack.
Naruto now had a large hand print in his face.
“You remember when last night, you said, no shit, right.”
Naruto was wide awake now.
“yes.”
Ino scowled at him.
“Well I can’t contradict a direct order from you, remember.”
Naruto couldn’t help it, he started to chuckle, he eventually rolled around enough to tip Ino of the bed. He finally calmed down enough to speak to Ino.
“I revoke the order of no shiting, and allow you to use the bathroom, regardless of any offhand comments I make. Is that good enough for ya?”
Ino failed to respond, she was already slamming the door to the bathroom.
Naruto sighed and looked around the room, his eyes settled on the clock.
7:25
Wasn’t there a meeting at seven thirty?
He hurried to pull o his lose pants, and then ran out the door, his gi top still half off. Both were black with the red clouds of the organization scattered on them.
(Think an Akatsuki kenshin outfit, the hair like kenshin but blond.)
He burst into the meeting room, pulling his hair out of the lose shirt.
“Why are you all staring at me?’ he asked, rather nervous at the attention.
Itachi was the first to answer, sounding awed, and scared.
“You’re on time, you’re never on time.”
“Yeah, well your gift makes a pretty convincing alarm clock.”
The blond girly man, Deidara, spoke up from the other side of the room.
“I’ll just bet she does, yeah.”
Naruto backed as far away as possible the second he heard that voice, after the Deidara had asked him out, he could never be comfortable in his presence again.
Gaara walked in, looked at his partner shivering against the wall, and immediately looked at Deidara.
“Did you flirt with him?”
It was Deidara’s turn to back into a wall.
“no.” came the meek voice.
“Shut up! Runts!”
Every one bowed to the leader, making sure to get their heads below his height of five feet. When he gave a smaller bow in return, they all sat.
“As you all know, we have been conducting negotiations with the major shinobi powers. As of yesterday, we have been formally recognized as a village by everyone but the sound.”
Most of the council looked around, nodding, this gave them an advantage, they could still conduct operations in other countries through stealth, but their base, in the wave country was forbidden to the other countries.
The leader continued, “This does mean, however, that we must go by the rules of the other villages that signed the treaty, at least in the open.”
This statement sparked hushed whispers, which were silenced as the leader spoke again.
“By this, I mean that we must participate in the chunin exams in Konoha.”
All eyes turned to Naruto and his partner, the only genins at the table.
“You bastard, you’ve got to be shiting me!”
The entire table burst into laughter. Only Naruto would curse at the leader.
Said leader just grinned.
“No, you and Gaara are going to Konoha to take the exam, bring your pet; you’ll need three genins to participate. I’m sending Deidara and Sasori as our jounin instructors. Go pack.”
Naruto ran out the door, screaming, followed by Gaara, Deidara and Sasori. The leader then gave instructions to the rest of the council.
“One pair of elites will be sent to each village. Your mission is to deter any interference by the sound. As we’re on the subject of Konoha, I’m assigning that to…”
++
Late that night, five people let the complex. Four wore the heavy, armored cloaks of the elite over their normal cloths. One, wore cloths issued to her an hour before. They were colored black, with the red clouds of the now official village of the dawn. A short, top, and a skirt with sides slit to the waist. Under these, she wore black bandage wraps.
As they were no longer missing nin, they wore headbands with a half sun, rising over a horizon. Deidara and Naruto wore it on their foreheads; Sasori unwound it into a bandana, and wore it over his mouth. Ino wore hers around her neck. Gaara wore his on his right bicep.
After they disappeared into the night, the entrance came alive with figures in elite cloaks, each pair going in a different direction. One pair followed the four who had already left.
++
They had traveled all night, and were near the walls of the leaf. They stopped to rest, and would enter the village in the after noon.
Deidara and Sasori had fallen asleep as soon as they ate a breakfast of food pills. Naruto had yet to even look tired.
Ino was sitting against a tree.
God, As if running for twelve hours wasn’t enough, I was already sore from, whatever the freak did last night.
++
Tsunade slumped in her chair, the hectic preparations for the chunin exam, not to mention the management of defense in case the team from Akatsuki was a trick, had taken a lot out of her.
There was a knock on her door, her guard announced the delegates from the Dawn village. Then opened the door.
She sat up in an instant.
There, standing calmly, as if he owned the place, Was the most famous traitor known in the leaf. She spoke first, as was customary.
“Uchiha Itachi, welcome to the leaf.”
++
I know its short. And to answer a question from a review. It’s on this site because on fanfiction.net, the theme of noncon, slavery, and such would get me banned.