Impervious

Chapter 3


FOR REVIEWERS: you can leave a plot bunny or two! I have no idea how this story is going to turn out, so if you want to add something along, I will probably use it. Or another character to play along with the story, but not with Sasuke and Naruto.

Also, I need ratings on these characters and who they belong to:

Gaara
Kiba
Neji
Kakashi
Itachi (just for the hell of it)

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He had an amazing view.

And he wasn’t talking about the ocean.

Over yonder, there was Naruto , clad in small red short shorts that seemed to fit him fantastically. He could see those muscles lightly flex and that luscious butt sway fantastically. He hand to grab the edge of the towel to stop his nose from bleeding.

He shuddered. The blond had turned around.

Oh wow.

Goddamn Naruto, sashaying like that. He was basically putting on a display for the dark haired boy- and he knew it. He saw Naruto smirk at him when he bent to pick up a stray ball. But damn him, because the blond knew he had a body of a god, and he knew that this would be torture for the Uchiha.

Fuck. Now he wanted to do the Dobe against that wall in front of all those kids the blond was playing with.

He really was one sick bastard.

He mused on that topic for a bit. If he did it, would it be in the front or the back? Would the Dobe moan and pant , or struggle or resist? He almsot drooled.

He was shook out of his reverie by Naruto, who’s yelling had penetrated through his dirty thoughts. Damn.

“Sasuke-teme!! Get off of your pale ass and play with me!” Naruto went up to Sasuke, whining, especially after not being heard after the past five minutes.

Sasuke raised an eyebrow.

“ I thought we weren’t having sex?”

Naruto colored. “ You know well what I mean! Some come on, and not like that!”

“I know. But you’re just too stupid too realize how cute you are.” He knew he was just delaying the inevitable, but it couldn’t hurt to try. He did not want to get up.

Why?

Because if he did, he would be the one ogled at - not ogling. And he scowled when he looked at naruto, who was looking at him expentantly. He grinned.

“ By the way, Dobe, I like your clothes,” Naruto’s grin widened.” You look absolutely fuckable.” The grin slid off and Naruto looked around warily, suddenly becoming very self-conscious.

“ Wh-hat?! You are such a pervert! These were like the latest styles on Sand! The kazekage told me himself! He even helped picked them out for me!”

He knew that Gaara always did have a thing for Naruto, especially after giving him such a ‘dire’ mission. Dire mission his ass.

“Picked out in the what, underwear section?” Naruto gasped is outrage. “And you know that Gaara’s with Lee-chan!”

he looked at Naruto, and it seemed that he was oblivious that Gaara was just a pervert. Just.....much more subtle than he was. Oh well. Like Naruto said, Gaara was with Rock Lee, and now all he had to do is tell Lee-chan about Gaara’s roving eyes, and all will be well. Except for Gaara.

He probably would need a “get well soon.”

He snickered at the aspect of that, and sighed. “ Okay, okay, I’m up.” Naruto smiled, and stuck out a hand to grab. He reached to grab it, but Naruto shook his head.

“ Gimme the shirt.” Sasuke scowled. His plan was foiled. Naruto shook his hand out impatiently. “Now.”

“....fine.” He grasped the hem of his shirt, and roughly took it off and threw it at the Dobe. He froze when he heard the gasps that emitted from every girl that had unfortunately statined herself near the Uchiha. He twitched when he saw a few guys also stop what they were doing, and just.....stared.

Hmm.

He was hot, right?

So how could he use this new aspect to his advantage?

He got just the plan.

He stood up; He knew he looked good. His body was built like a ninja’s; It was lithe and taut from endless practice and exercise. He had a uniform tan from when he did the Dobe outside during hot summer days. His hair was conditioned and shampooed with the very best hygiene products Konoha could offer. His face became more defined; more handsome than pretty boy. And - he had a generous package. He really did. Naruto may have been his one and only lover, but there had to be a reason the Dobe liked being underneath him so much.

He looked at a girl , and she looked like she was going to have a heart attack.

He smirked. Yes, he did look hot.

He locked eyes with Naruto, and boy did the blond look pissed. What else could make this situation even better, or in Naruto’s case, worse?


“C’mon, Naruto, lets go get some ice cream.”

He strutted to the nearby ice cream stand. He could feel so many stares- and he liked it. He knew Naruto was looking at him too, and that made it even more appealing. He knew Naruto was never good at hiding his feelings, especially jealousy. It usually led to hot, angry sex. He frowned.

But not this time.

So he could shake his ass all he wants.

Ha. And he thought this was going to be hell for him .


He went up to the stand, where a teenage boy stood, rod-straight, and looking wide-eyed at Sasuke, who was ‘casually’ looking at the flavors, and looked back at the boy with sultry eyes, obviously making his decision at which flavor he chose.

The boy blushed. “ M-may I h-help you?”

Sasuke grinned. “ yes you may.” he pointed at the glass over the flavor he wanted. “ I would like one scoop of ramen.” How that became a hit flavor, he had no idea. Probably because of Naruto, who used to have tons at home until Sasuke threw it all out, saying he did not want Naruto to get too fat. At least it wasn’t like aloe-vera jelly ice cream.

He looked back at the boy, who seemed to turn an interesting shade of red. He felt sort of......cold. He looked down, and saw that his lower body was pressed against the glass. Oops- that meant the boy could probably see the outline of his package. Oh well.

“R-regular or s-sugar cone?”

“ Regular, please. I wouldn’t want my boyfriend to be too hyper tonight.”

It was hilarious- the boys ears were as red as lipstick. He could hear Naruto muttering behind him. The boy scooped the said flavor up. His hands were shaking , especially when sasuke said sweetly,

“ Oh please, a little bit more.”

When he finally got his ice cream, Sasuke grinned. He rubbed his left hand right below his hip bones, juting them out a little bit lewdly, and ran the hand over his crotch at least twice, and turned around to grab at his own but, rubbing both with the palm of his hand, squeezing it slightly. Naruto growled. He put on an apologetic smile.

“ I’m so sorry. I seemed to have forgotten my wallet.” Yeah, like he could fit anything in these clothes, let alone a wallet. “ Is there any way I could possibly....pay you back?” He fluttered his eyelashes.

“N-no need . Its o-on the house. We -uh, er, having a survey to, um- see which of our flavors, has , I mean, is the most liked.” The boy stuttered so much it was funny.

“ Oh really? How lucky!” He couldn’t believe it. “ Well, thank you!”

“Um, have a nice day.” The boy kept looking at the ground. “Please come again.”

“C-mon Sasuke.” Naruto instantly grabbed his hand and dragged him away from the boy.

“What, jealous?” Sasuke teased.

“ What do you think? You are my boyfriend. I’m not letting some no-good-bitch-manwhore-fucking-ice-cream-sucker get you, least of all some girl.” Naruto didn’t even make sense. But oh well. He got the jist of it.

“Naruto, you are way too easy to rile up.” Naruto froze.

“ You did that on purpose?!” Naruto threw his hands down, and screamed at him. “ You fucking no good bastard!” A few people stared wide-eyed at the two.

“ Not fucking.” Sasuke reminded him. “Unless you want to.”

“You and your Sarcasm.” Naruto said. “So you did this all to make me jealous?”

“Yes.” the brunette gave the ice cream to him. “ This is for you.”

“Aw, how sweet, you asshole.” Naruto licked his ice cream. “More salty, actually.”

“Then why the hell do you eat it?”Sasuke really wanted to know. How the hell can you eat salty ice cream?

“ ‘cause its ramen! Duh.” Naruto then suddenly pulled him forward, and smashed their lips together. Naruto snaked a hand to the back of his head, and pulled hard. Sasuke gasped from the pain, and Naruto snuck his tongue inside the Uchiha’s, smiling into the kiss as he left some of the ice cream he had in the others mouth. He let go so both of them could breathe.

“Tastes good, doesn’t it?” Sasuke glared as he ran his tongue over kiss-swollen lips.

“Shut up. Lets go home.” Naruto just threw the t-shirt he was holding the whole time back at Sasuke.

“You better put this back on first, or else some pervert’s going to fuck you.” Naruto looked around hastily.

“ Did you forget I’m a Jonin, or what? Do you really think I’ll just let someone fuck me?” But he put the shirt on anyways. You can never be too safe. Its exactly why he hid a set of shuriken in the lining of his t -shirt and shorts. Mini ones, but they were still weapons.
It was like he could hear collective groans from all parts of the beach. All perverts, they were.

“Of course not! I, the Great Naruto, will protect you at all costs, my fair maiden Sasuka!” Naruto proclaimed loudly as he grabbed unto Sasuke for a bear hug. Then Sasuke bonked him on the head.

“You are really a moron, you know that?”

Naruto grinned. “ Yup.” Sasuke sighed in exasperation. “ Now lets go. The sun’s gonna set soon.”

When the arrived at Sasuke’s house, they were so exhausted from walking such a great distance. Naruto practically dove head first into Sasuke’s bed, mussing everything that was perfectly lined and altered. The brunette sighed in irritation, but watching the blond laugh and roll happily, he fell down right next the the moron. The bed felt better than he thought it would, especially when Naruto wrapped an arm around his mid-section.

Naruto sighed. “ If I knew it would be a workout to walk back here, I wouldn’t have suggested it.”

“That’s why you’re an idiot.” Naruto glared half-heartedly.

Then, Naruto changed the subject fairly quickly.

“The ice cream ya got me was great! I wish there was some way to pay you back....” Sasuke saw that little grin that Naruto had at the edge of his mouth. Whatever Naruto was thinking, he wanted no part of it. He saw that shit-eating grin before, and it led him to a celibate lifestyle. No way was he going to fall for it again.

“Whatever you are planning, I don’t want to hear it, Usuratonkachi.”

“ But it has to do with this bed.....” Naruto waggled his eyebrows. “ Me....and you......”

Sasuke’s cock twitched happily.

“....fine.” Anything that had to do with a bed had to be good, right?

.....right?
Naruto smiled that shit-eating grin again.

“ You know I meant a sleepover, right?”

He wanted to slap himself.

Not again.


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