The Best Thing
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
10
Views:
1,208
Reviews:
19
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Chapter Three
Chapter Three
Sasuke yawned as he awoke and stretched. It’s been a week since he’s been out of the hospital and the pills Tsunade gave him was working miracles. For one he didn’t feel like ripping Naruto to shreds or crying twin waterfalls at everything the blonde said.
“Dobe?” He looked around not seeing said blonde. Frowning he stood up and picked up the sleeping girl to look around.
‘Here the hell is he?’ He thought and found a note.
Sasuke
Sorry I didn’t wake you, but you seemed so tired. In case you forgot today was the day pervy sage was taking me to brush up on my training. I’ll be back my night.
Naruto
Sasuke’s eye twitched in annoyance, but stopped when he smelled a foul stench. He checked Hana’s diaper and found it clear and then he realized it was himself.
‘Oh god damn it! I haven’t taken a shower in over a week.’ He thought in disgust. ‘A Uchiha never lets their hygiene go bad.’
Going back to the bedroom he put the still sleeping baby in her carrying seat (AKA car seat) and picked out clean cloths.
“Time for a nice shower.” Sasuke informed the snoozing baby and brought her to the bathroom where he showered off a weeks worth of sweat, blood and who knows what else.
‘Why the hell didn’t I bathe sooner? This is fucking disgusting!’ Sasuke scrunched his nose and scrubbed his skin clean to it’s old pale self.
After he was done bathing he took Hana to the kitchen to find something to eat. After looking through the cupboards he decided to make steak and eggs.
‘I don’t get it. If I’m able to have a baby, then how come I don’t produce milk?’ He frowned as he imagined himself with swollen mammary glands.
‘It’s better that I didn’t.’
A strange sound broke him out of his thoughts and he went to investigate.
Meanwhile Jiriaya was listening to a whiny Naruto as they took a break. Normally he wouldn’t have stayed with him, but he decided to stay with the blonde this time around.
“So how has everything been since the bundle of joy came home?” The pervy toad sage asked.
“…Okay.” Naruto shrugged and the old man frowned.
“Okay what’s wrong? You never act like this unless something is up.”
“Well…it’s Sasuke.” He admitted and with a wicked grin Jiriaya flipped open a notepad.
“Do tell.”
“Put that away you pig! It has nothing to do with sex!” Naruto yelled and with a pout the pervert old man put it away.
“Okay fine, I’m listening.”
“He doesn’t let me touch him anymore! Not even a hug or kiss! All his does is mop around being bitchy and being overprotective of Hana!”
“Well Naruto….”
“I mean he’s taking the pills Tsunade gave him, but that only works half ass.”
“Naruto….” Jiriaya said in vain.
“Okay yeah so he’s not so pissy around Hana, but damn it I need his attention too!”
“NARUTO!” The old man yelled and the blonde jerked out of his daze.
“What? Well what do you think?” Naruto asked as if he didn’t hear him.
“You know Sasuke did just have a baby a week ago so I doubt he’s going to be in the most loving mood for awhile.” Jiriaya sighed.
“That’s a strange thing for you to say. I mean all you care about is women so I didn’t think you would care if she had a baby and didn’t want it.” Naruto said.
“Well I do care and that’s why Sasuke is acting like he is. He may not feel attractive right now and he needs to be told otherwise you know. You think he should act like he did before you two became parents, but he’s not.”
Naruto thought about it and rubbed his chin thoughtfully.
“I guess you’re right.” He said finally.
“Of course I am.” Jiriaya huffed. “Now go early and take him out for a nice meal”
“Thanks! Can I have some money for our date?”
“GO!”
Naruto went running with a laugh to the apartment.
Naruto’s smile faded as he saw door ajar and opened it fully to a mess. Everything was strewn around, Kunai’s were sticking out every which way and holes littered the surfaces.
“Sasuke!”
In a panic he went room to room and found each one in the same state.
“Sasuke! Sasuke where are you!?” He yelled and came to a small spot of blood.
Tears spilled down his whiskered cheeks and heard a small cry. Frantically he searched and threw a pile of cloths to find a crying Hana who sported a few blood spots.
‘She’s not he one that’s injured, it’s your mate.’ Kyubbi spoke sadly.
“Sasuke!” Naruto cried holding the baby close to his chest.
TBC
NOTE: I’m evil to leave it here. ^_^
Sasuke yawned as he awoke and stretched. It’s been a week since he’s been out of the hospital and the pills Tsunade gave him was working miracles. For one he didn’t feel like ripping Naruto to shreds or crying twin waterfalls at everything the blonde said.
“Dobe?” He looked around not seeing said blonde. Frowning he stood up and picked up the sleeping girl to look around.
‘Here the hell is he?’ He thought and found a note.
Sasuke
Sorry I didn’t wake you, but you seemed so tired. In case you forgot today was the day pervy sage was taking me to brush up on my training. I’ll be back my night.
Naruto
Sasuke’s eye twitched in annoyance, but stopped when he smelled a foul stench. He checked Hana’s diaper and found it clear and then he realized it was himself.
‘Oh god damn it! I haven’t taken a shower in over a week.’ He thought in disgust. ‘A Uchiha never lets their hygiene go bad.’
Going back to the bedroom he put the still sleeping baby in her carrying seat (AKA car seat) and picked out clean cloths.
“Time for a nice shower.” Sasuke informed the snoozing baby and brought her to the bathroom where he showered off a weeks worth of sweat, blood and who knows what else.
‘Why the hell didn’t I bathe sooner? This is fucking disgusting!’ Sasuke scrunched his nose and scrubbed his skin clean to it’s old pale self.
After he was done bathing he took Hana to the kitchen to find something to eat. After looking through the cupboards he decided to make steak and eggs.
‘I don’t get it. If I’m able to have a baby, then how come I don’t produce milk?’ He frowned as he imagined himself with swollen mammary glands.
‘It’s better that I didn’t.’
A strange sound broke him out of his thoughts and he went to investigate.
Meanwhile Jiriaya was listening to a whiny Naruto as they took a break. Normally he wouldn’t have stayed with him, but he decided to stay with the blonde this time around.
“So how has everything been since the bundle of joy came home?” The pervy toad sage asked.
“…Okay.” Naruto shrugged and the old man frowned.
“Okay what’s wrong? You never act like this unless something is up.”
“Well…it’s Sasuke.” He admitted and with a wicked grin Jiriaya flipped open a notepad.
“Do tell.”
“Put that away you pig! It has nothing to do with sex!” Naruto yelled and with a pout the pervert old man put it away.
“Okay fine, I’m listening.”
“He doesn’t let me touch him anymore! Not even a hug or kiss! All his does is mop around being bitchy and being overprotective of Hana!”
“Well Naruto….”
“I mean he’s taking the pills Tsunade gave him, but that only works half ass.”
“Naruto….” Jiriaya said in vain.
“Okay yeah so he’s not so pissy around Hana, but damn it I need his attention too!”
“NARUTO!” The old man yelled and the blonde jerked out of his daze.
“What? Well what do you think?” Naruto asked as if he didn’t hear him.
“You know Sasuke did just have a baby a week ago so I doubt he’s going to be in the most loving mood for awhile.” Jiriaya sighed.
“That’s a strange thing for you to say. I mean all you care about is women so I didn’t think you would care if she had a baby and didn’t want it.” Naruto said.
“Well I do care and that’s why Sasuke is acting like he is. He may not feel attractive right now and he needs to be told otherwise you know. You think he should act like he did before you two became parents, but he’s not.”
Naruto thought about it and rubbed his chin thoughtfully.
“I guess you’re right.” He said finally.
“Of course I am.” Jiriaya huffed. “Now go early and take him out for a nice meal”
“Thanks! Can I have some money for our date?”
“GO!”
Naruto went running with a laugh to the apartment.
Naruto’s smile faded as he saw door ajar and opened it fully to a mess. Everything was strewn around, Kunai’s were sticking out every which way and holes littered the surfaces.
“Sasuke!”
In a panic he went room to room and found each one in the same state.
“Sasuke! Sasuke where are you!?” He yelled and came to a small spot of blood.
Tears spilled down his whiskered cheeks and heard a small cry. Frantically he searched and threw a pile of cloths to find a crying Hana who sported a few blood spots.
‘She’s not he one that’s injured, it’s your mate.’ Kyubbi spoke sadly.
“Sasuke!” Naruto cried holding the baby close to his chest.
TBC
NOTE: I’m evil to leave it here. ^_^