Battle of the sexes

This chapter seems hella short to me…*sorry* I been working & my mind's a little *flails hands around head frantically* but I hope you guys enjoy!!

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“Speech”
‘Thoughts’
“Speech/Thoughts or Whisper”
*noise/action *
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A few weeks later, Naruto found himself, debating over whether he should call Sasuke or not.

"Soo, you call em' yet?" Kiba asked, flopping down in a small sofa across from Naruto who shook his head in the negative.

"No?! Are you fucking CRAZY?!" Kiba exclaimed and Suigetsu came around the kitchen corner.

"Who's fucking crazy?" He asked, wiping his previously washed hands on a tea-towel and tossing it on the dark wooden table beside him, taking a seat on Kiba's lap.

"Blondie! He hasn't called that hot guy, that was practically begging Naruto to go out with him!" Kiba yelled into Suigetsu's ear, that wasn't even a good three inches away from Kiba's mouth.

Naruto blushed.

"Why Not, Naruto?" Suigetsu asked softly.

"I…..I don't know…I mean…He has a girlfri-"

"He wunnda' kick that bitch tuh' duh' curb! You ain't hear him?!" Kiba asked enthusiastically.

Naruto scrunched up one side of his face in confusion.

"How…..but you guys were in the lobby….how did you know that?" Naruto asked.

"Uhh, I had to go back and get some….stuff…"Kiba said, blatantly lying. "Plus, those walls aren't exactly what we call insulated…" He said, stroking Suigetsu's thigh.

"Yeah." Suigetsu added.


Sasuke sat at his mahogany kitchen table with another newspaper adjusting his new glasses on the bridge of his delicate nose. The glasses…..He took the glasses off and looked at them for a while.

"Sasuke, are we doing anything tonight dear?" Sakura asked, walking through the kitchen threshold -in her too-short skirt and revealing top- with more bags from shopping. Sasuke looked up at the repulsing site/voice. Sakura was about to keep walking, knowing the answer and already making mental plans for the night. He was about to answer in the norm, but got an idea.

"Yes….yes we will." He said, smirking and exiting the kitchen, leaving a stunned Sakura behind.

'He's finally warming up to me.' Sakura thought…..Sakura thought.

Sasuke went up to his room and quickly shut the door, feeling giddy about his new plan. He pulled his cell phone out of the dark confines of his pocket and into the light! He looked through his cell phone's phonebook and easily located the number he wanted to call.

*ring*

*ring*

"Good afternoon, this is Shikamaru at Chouji's Expencive Taste, how may I help you?"

Sasuke smirked at the lazy voice.

"You ought to have a little more excitement in your voice, working for the most popular and expensive restaurant in the city, Shikamaru." Sasuke said, amused.

"Sasuke..." Shikamaru drawled. "Reservations?"

"Hello to you too, Shikamaru." Sasuke said, flatly.

"Hi."

Sasuke shook his head. This is why he never reaches out.

"Whatever. Yes, reservations."

"The norm, wifey and daddy?" Shikamaru teased.

"No, with Temari.."

Ouch, that was a low blow Sasuke. Temari left him three years ago for a dark haired girl with pale eyes. But he should know, that when it comes to sly and hurtful remarks, that Sasuke takes the cake by a long shot, with no regrets.

"That was low." Shika sounded hurt.

"You know that, thing will never be my wife, so why even play around like that? Phones are tapped Shika, who knows where false information like that will end up."

"How many and what table?" Shika asked.

"Thr-" Sasuke cut himself off. 'It'd be kind of awkward with just the three of us…..Oh!' "Five." Sasuke said. "At the top, in the back."

"Oh! What is the world coming to? You have friends now?!" Shikamaru faked excitement….He had to get him back for that Tem….Tem-ar-i jab. Sometimes it was even hard to say her name.

"Aww, Shiikaaa….I thought you were my friend." Sasuke faked sadness.

"I am. Anyways, what time?" Shika asked.

"Hmm." Sasuke thought…."Let me call you right back okay?"

Shika nodded into the phone and they hung up.

Sasuke looked through his phonebook again and chose another number to call.

*ring*

*ring*

*ring*

"He-*pant*-hello?"

"Naruto."

"Sasuke." Naruto was shocked, he didn't even look at the name of the person calling. "Sorry I di-"

"Don't worry about it. I understand that I'm so sexy I'm intimidating." Sasuke ….joked?

Naruto hummed and panted.

"True." He said.

"Why are you breathing so hard, aho?"

"I'm just going to pretend like that's a part of your bastardly banter, but you don't want to know." He said, grinning….he loved to flirt….If it was in the Olympics…Gold metal baby, gold metal.

"If I didn't I wouldn't have asked."

"I'm jacking off to the memory of your beautiful face, dear." Naruto said, imagining a blushing Sasuke.

"Are you? Well, you don't have to do it to the memory if you join me for dinner tonight, sexy." Sasuke countered and the flirting backfired.

Naruto sat there blushing, holding his cell phone close to his ear, as if Sasuke's voice would slip away from him if he didn't. "O-okay." Naruto answered shakily.

"No, but really. What are you doing?"

"I'm at the gym and I just finished working out. Too bad you're not here. I was just about to take a shower too…Mm-Mm." Naruto said, like it was a shame.

"Really. Hopefully we won't have to wait too long until I can join you." Sasuke said. Naruto thought he was a pro at flirting? Although Sasuke could be cold to others, he was smart and witty. And when it came to something he wanted, he'd eventually get it. "What gym do you work out at?"

Naruto was still trying to catch his breath from the intense workout and from the way Sasuke was speaking to him. He had to get to that shower quick….cold shower quick. "NY Fitness." Naruto finally answered.

"Ohh, you mean the one by the Bryant Park Hotel, off of 40th street?" Sasuke asked, he knew someone who worked around there and he stopped by the gym before.

"Yeah." Naruto answered.

"Oh, okay. Well, about dinner. You'll have a well worked up appetite by then, I'm sure so we'll be dining at Chouji's Expencive Taste on 46th street." Sasuke waited for the gasp, that he heard slipping from Naruto's pouty…tastey…sweet lips. "What time would be good for you?"

'Anytime' Naruto thought, whorishly. "Seven-Thirty, Eight." Naruto said.

"Okay. That's fine. Oh, and you can bring your two friends from work if you like." Sasuke added.

"Great….because in an uppity restrant like Chouji's I don't thik I could survive by myself." Naruto chuckled.

"Don't worry I'll be there."

Naruto blushed. "A-alright." Naruto said, stuttering like a 'fucking idiot'. He thought.

"You sound so cute when you're nervous Na-ru-to."

Naruto felt his cheeks burning with embarrassment.

"I am not!" Naruto yelled.

"Sure you aren't. See you later tonight…..Tonight" Sasuke added before hanging up.


Naruto clapped his phone shut and sat down on a nearby bench. He absantly felt someone approach.

"So I take it that was him?" Suigetsu asked, sweating like crazy, clutching a large bottle of water.

Naruto nodded, with a far away look in his eyes and Kiba smiled, leaning on Suigetsu's shirtless shoulder. Kiba kissed Suigetsu's shoulder and stuck his tongue out to taste the salty flesh. "Damn." Kiba said and Suigetsu turned to look in his boyfriend's chocolate brown eyes.

Naruto was lost in his thoughts and finaly looked up to see his friends engaged in a full-fledged make out session in the middle of the gym.

"Guys…people are watching you…..GUYS!" Naruto flailed his hands for their attention.

Kiba whipped his head in Naruto's direction.

"You know we don't care about that Naruto!" Kiba said, agitated that he was interrupted.

"No, it's not that. Sasuke invited you two to dinner with us." Naruto said and Suigetsu gasped.

"Maybe he thought we were all hot and he wants to have an orgy!!" Suigetsu concluded. "Mmm, all of you are hot so I defiantly wouldn’t mind." Suigetsu half said half moaned and Kiba nodded in agreement.

Naruto shook his head, although agreeing….that would be some hot shit. But if ANYone was having sex and Sasuke was involved…he and Sasuke would fuck solo first. Smirking at his thoughts, he stood from the bench.

"I'mma take a shower." He looked at his wrist watch. "You guys should too. It's 4:35 and I don't even know what to wear."

"Where are we eating?" Suigetsu asked.

"Chouji's." Naruto grimly answered.

"CHOUJI'S?!" Suigetsu and Kiba whaled simultaneously.

"Wha- What the hell are we sitting here for?! We have to go get something to wear!!" Kiba shouted, flailing his arms above his head, running around in frantic circles. Suigetsu looked over at Kiba, acting like an idiot.

"Yeah! We have to get out of here, now!" Suigetsu yelled, running over and joining Kiba in his frantic circles.

Naruto shook his head at the shameless couple, eyeing all the people staring at the two. He walked away from the workout room and to the locker rooms. He walked through the hall and into the locker room, to his locker, unlocking and pulling out his duffle, ready to shower.


Sasuke, lay on his bead, cheesing at the fact that he had found a potential boyfriend….his first boyfriend. No doubt Naruto was interested in him and he wanted to be with the slightly shorter blond, but……Sakura. Sakura was truly their only barrier. If Sakura was out of the picture, his father would have no clue about his son's homosexual relationship. He never read news papers, rarely left the house unless it was with family and never watched television either. But if Sakura knew…she'd be like poison in a syringe, shooting the information of his relationship right into his father's blood stream. Damn….'But I thought him knowing would be good…' Sasuke thought. ' Nahh…Hmm.' Although Sasuke's cheery looking person was calm, his mind was racing a million miles a second, he'd never been this confused on ANY situation. Even when he figured out he was gay, he knew that right off. No confusion involved. "Damn!" He cursed out loud, getting up and leaving his room, going down the immaculate marble staircase and into the kitchen, where he had last seen Sakura. He walked a little further and saw her sitting on the couch watching some stupid soap opera.

"Sakura, we're going to Chouji's at about 7:30 Eight-ish so be ready…..and don't be too flashy." He added curtly, turning on his heel as he spoke again. "I'm going out really quick to pick up a friend. I'll be back with him shortly." He said, smirking.

"Okay, I'll see you later." She hopped up off the couch and ran in front of Sasuke, gripping both of his finely muscled biceps pulling him down to her and kissing him on the lips.
"Bye." She added 'seductively', sauntering back over to her seat on the brown leather sofa, in front of the television.

Sasuke wiped his mouth roughly and shook his head, looking back at the discussing thing on the couch. 'Gross! I don't know where that mouth has been!' Sasuke yelled in his mind, pulling on the door handle and stepping out, pressing a button on the wall.

"Yes, Master Sasuke." A voice was heard coming out of the speaker, respectfully.

"I need you to take me somewhere Winston."

"Right away, sir."

Not even a minute later, Winston was pulling up in a long sleek black limousine, ready to take Sasuke, where ever he desired. Sasuke, climbed in himself and closed thedoor.

"Where to, sir?"


Naruto finished his shower and was drying off and redressing himself. He closed his temporary locker and threw all of his stuff into his orange and black duffle bag. He walked out of the locker room and headed for the excit taking out his phone ant texting Suigetsu.

I'm leaving, I'll be back soon to pick you two up, because I know what you're doing in the locker room. Narut put his phone back in his pocket, not expecting a reply anytime soon. He walked past the main lobby and waved goodbye to the girl working behind the desk. He stepped out into the warm summer air, breathing in deeply and looking around. "Kyo wa itenki desu ka?"(It's a nice day today, isn't it?) He asked to no one in particular.

"Hai." A deep silky voice answered from behind.

Naruto turned around quickly, successfully smashing his lips and nose into the person's behind him.

Sasuke pulled up to the gym he had inadvertently gotten directions to, from Naruto and walked inside, hoping to catch a glimpse of a sweating Naruto, or a wet, from the shower Naruto. But he got neither, although he did see him exit the locker room and followed behind him until they got outside. Naruto stopped and Sasuke stopped not too far behind him.

"Kyo wa itenki desu ka?"

He heard Naruto ask into the air.

"Hai." He replied.

Naruto turned so quickly Sasuke was caught off guard, when their lips met. Sasuke's first reflex was to push the person away, but he knew it was Naruto, so he lifted his hands to wrap around Naruto's waist, pulling him closer. Naruto gasped, dropping his duffle and Sasuke slipped his tongue into Naruto's mouth for the second time in his life and it was even better than the first. Sasuke massaged Naruto into relaxation with his tongue and slid his hand up to rub Naruto's back reassuringly. Naruto linked his arms around Sasuke's neck and finally responded, moving his mouth against Sasuke's. Sasuke smiled into the kiss, as well as Naruto. Sasuke's hands slid down slowly to hold each of Naruto's hips, then he pulled his lips away to breathe in air and allow Naruto to do the same. Seconds later, his mouth was latched to Naruto's neck, nipping and sucking softly. Naruto moaned and felt his knees buckle. Feeling Sasuke's talented tongue and teeth sensually raking down his neck, was like nothing he'd ever felt before. Naruto let out a loud moan when Sasuke sucked on a particularly weak spot on him and Sasuke pulled back looking around to see if anyone was watching. Naruto pulled back a little, still wrapped up in Sasuke. Sasuke pulled his head back a little more and smiled a small smile, looking into Naruto's bright eyes.

"Beautiful." Sasuke said and Naruto blushed.

Naruto pulled himself out of Sasuke's grip and looked around.

"What are you doing here?" Naruto asked curiously, bending to pick his bag back up.

"Well, I thought we ought to go shopping for an outfit for tonight, or something." Sasuke said, smirking and Naruto raised a brow.

"We're that cool?" Naruto asked amused.

"We can be." Sasuke said seductively low and Naruto blushed again.

"What about Kiba and Suigetsu?"

Sasuke shrugged. "I can have someone pick them up."

Naruto nodded and looked over at the limo.

"A limo? Seriously….And here I thought not all rich people were shallow." Naruto rolled his eyes walking to the stretched car.

Sasuke followed behind the blond.

"Who said I was shallow?" Sasuke asked and Naruto looked back.

"I did." Naruto said opening the door and getting in.

Sasuke shook his head. "I'm not even going to get into it with you." He said taking a seat across from his blond haired guest.

"Where to, sir?" Winston asked.

"Clothes." Was all Sasuke said and the car started to move.

Naruto 'Tched' and crossed his arms over his chest, looking out the window. "Spoiled brat." He said under his breath and Sasuke smirked.

"I guess you're right…..Because I do get everything I want." He said, his smirk widening into a sexy smile that disarmed Naruto of any witty replies.

TBC

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