Upsilon Kappa Epsilon

KuraiKisu: * rubs her swollen jaw * Got a toothache but feeling a little better my important person is ok and will be coming home tomorrow I think. I would yell but my damn tooth is killing me. I spent most of the day other than being in pain thinking about what names the guys will get. If I seem like I am bashing anyone let me assure I AM. I am bashing them all cause I got bashed when I was a pledge so there HAHAHAH .....ITAI! ITAI! ITAI! My damn mouth! On with the chapter * points forward while holding her jaw again in the other hand, considering grabbing a wrench and knocking herself senseless* Oh by the way this might take a while I want ALL the pledges to get their names and act them out so bare with me.

Chapter 3: Names, rooms, and outfits assigned!

Two lovers were sitting on a bench holding onto each other deep in conversation. Not noticing a rather scruffy man hobbling over to the back of the bench.

“So how bout we go to my house” The man said

“And do what ?” The girl coyly asked

“Well-”

WWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!” The deranged man screamed behind the two lovers scaring the shit outta them and causing them to fall off the bench onto their asses.

{A/N: YES there is actually a homeless guy out there in Seattle that goes around screaming that to no one at all scared the HELL outta me and I was across the street just minding my own business!}

Now back to the pledges...

“Naruto your name will be Pledge Candy as in Candy by Cameo” Naruto's eyes got huge but they got even bigger when Itachi leaned over to his ear and whispered what he was to say and do when he was told to sound out. The blond gulped and tried hard not to look at the older man's face to make sure he was serious. He kept his eyes ahead of him and hesitantly nodded. Itachi smirked and motioned for Naruto to return to the line. He called the rest of the U.K.E. pledges forward and repeated the same procedure with each and everyone of them. And just as Naruto, they all had a look of disbelief claim their faces. The brothers of both frats had maniacal smiles on all their faces. This was just too much fun and it would get even more entertaining once they tested the names out.

When all the pledges of the U.K.E. house had their names Itachi stepped back amongst his brothers folding his arms. He looked to Sai and nodded his head. Sai chuckled to himself leaning forward on the tree stump.

“Ok lets see how well you ladies can follow orders Pledge Candy !” Naruto stepped forward again, all eyes were on him . “State your name then sound out.” The blond nodded and took a deep breath. He couldn't believe he was about to say this shit.

“I am Pledge Candy and” He began to wind his hips in a figure eight motion his hands grabbing the opposite shoulder as he gyrated. “I taste just like candy. Cause U.K.E. affects me, fascinate me I thank heaven for the things that U.K.E. do. I'm just like candy.” He sang, his face was reminiscent of a maraschino cherry by the end. All the brothers were trying their best not to bust out laughing, quiet snickers could be heard despite their attempts to remain silent. Sai managed to compose himself and called the next pledge.

“Good Pledge Candy go back to the line. Pledge SuperFreak come forth and do the same thing!” Sakon came forth.

“I am Pledge SuperFreak..!” He began jerking his hips to the beat in his head, snapping his fingers. “When U.K.E. make their move to my room it's the right time I'm never hard to please, ow now I'm pretty wild now I'm a super freak. The kind of pledge U.K.E. reads about in campus magazines!” He stepped back red faced as well.

“Pledge Rockwell!” Karashi came forward, a firm nervous look on his face, he gulped, his body trembled slightly.

“My name is Pledge Rockwell!” He started swaying himself left to right letting the leg opposite of his weight shift linger (A/N: Like people in the 80s use to dance) “I always feel like U.K.E. is watching me And I don't want any privacy, whoa-oa-oa I always feel like U.K.E. is watching me Tell me, is it just a dream” He was feeling quite mortified. Why would they pick THAT song for him did he seem that nervous?? Sai and the rest of the men watching were trying their damnest not to fall over in laughter.

“Pledge Perfect Beat” Jirobo stepped forward. This was gonna be real good to see him do the moves he was told to perform. The large boy stepped forward with a determined look on his face.

“Pledge Perfect Beat” The damn boy began doing the robot! “Universal pledges, looking for the perfect beat. My motivations, looking for the perfect beat. U.K.E. Fraternity, they have found the perfect beat U.K.E. Brothers, I present the perfect beat beat beat beat”Everyone was stunned that he could move so well. The brothers were more stunned than humored. They were definite he wouldn't be able to pull it off with the extra girth.

“Well... good. Pledge All Night Long! Shikamaru huffed as he pulled his hands out his pockets.

“Pledge All Night Long....” He raised his arms over his head bringing them down his body in a seductive manner his body twisting to and fro in the same manner. “All night long All night long Oh U.K.E.s got me so excited baby.. A feeling I've been holding back so long U.K.E has got me shook up shook down shook out on my pledging. And oh I can't wait to get started pledging for you.” No words could describe how disturbing that was. It wasn't cause it was bad but no one expected Shikamaru to even put any effort in it so to hear him sing and move like that just seemed WRONG.

“Pledge Give It To Me” Kiba was next.

“Names Pledge Give It To Me....” He moved his hands in front of him and started motioning them in a come hither fashion while thrusting his pelvis forward. This had to be one of the silliest sights so far. “U.K.E. says I'm so crazy Coming home educated I say just want to love U.K.E. I just wanna love U.K.E., baby Guess that's why I'm so elated, come on, U.K.E. Give it to me, baby Give it to me, baby Give it to me, baby Give it to me, baby.” They couldn't hold back because not only did Kiba do the dance he sang out like Rick James himself every one of the brothers in BOTH houses busted out in laughter. Some were literally rolling around on the ground holding their stomaches. If Kiba had any shame he would have died of mortification but luckily he didn't and moved back into the line like it was nothing. All that was left was poor Menma who hadn't stopped trembling since he was told what his name would be. Sai looked dead into his eyes and motioned his head as to say 'your turn'. Menma nodded and stepped forward.

“My line name is Pledge Apache” He began nervously jerking his hips to the front, the left, to the back, the right and then started bouncing up and down like he was riding a horse. His entire face and neck were flaming red as he began to sing. “Pledges, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it...Pledge Dean, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it...U.K.E, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it...Apache, jump on it, jump on it, wowowowowowowowowo!!A-hunga-hunga-hunga-hunga” When he finished he hurriedly ran back to the line keeping his eyes on the ground. His body was shaking so much that Naruto pulled him closer to his body just in case the boy's knees gave out under him. The S.E.M.E. Pledges, specifically Sasuke, Gaara, Neji, and Shino really wanted to go over to the distressed boy and hold him till he stopped shaking but then again they needed to worry about themselves because it was now their turns to receive their names.

Haku sauntered over the to the 8 S.E.M.E. pledges looking in each of their faces making sure none looked directly in his face. A sly smile was on his face as he walked past 4 familiar faces. If he wasn't already in a frat they would have probably killed him for the names he and his brothers had picked for them.

“You S.E.M.E. pledges should know that U.K.E. are a little vindictive towards you since the community looks to you as though you are so strong and we are weak. When we all know that U.K.E. Men are not to be underestimated am I right brothers?” He looked back to his brothers who all cheered and agreed with him. Turning his head back to the pledges he grabbed Gaara and pulled him forward and he draped his arms on both the red head's shoulders.

“ The theme we chose for you pledges are the Care Bears since you are going to be such big STRONG S.E.M.E. men you can handle the names we give you.” He said mockingly then he leaned close to Gaara's ear and whispered his name and what he was to say when asked. The boy's facial features never really showed any emotions turned to pure hatred at the name whispered into his ear. At that moment he really wanted to KILL his friend's God Brother.

“Since you are just a cheery kinda guy you should be happy to have that name” Haku finally said moving from Gaara and patting his shoulder before he moved on. The pretty man walked to each boy grabbing them forward and whispering their names receiving a look of anger, rage, shock, or a mixture of all three from all the pledges. “Now that you have your names Brother Pierce please do the honors” He smiled towards Pein and did a half way bow before walking back to his brothers. Pein shifted his weight so he could lean his head on his left arm which rested on his left knee. With a bored look on his face, a look of mischief danced in his eyes, he called the first pledge, pointing to the red head.

“Ok we are gonna start with you and move down the line since your names are to be a surprise. State your name and sound out.” Gaara schooled his face and stepped forward he couldn't believe he was about to do this shit.

“I am Pledge Cheer Bear and” Suddenly his eyes grew huge like a puppy's and he spoke in a cutesy voice that left everyone's jaw dropped all the way to the ground and eyes bugged out. “I am a very happy and perky pledge, who helps S.E.M.E. be their happiest and cheer up those who are unhappy!” Seeing everyone in a state of shock allowed him to regain what was left of his dignity, so he smirked as he returned to the line. Everyone seemed to be frozen for the next 2 minutes when finally Pein got a hold of himself. He didn't think out of all the boys that THAT one would be able to sound out like he did.

“Um...next” Ukon stepped forward.

“Pledge Braveheart Lion” He pushed his chest out and moved his arms back and forth with balled up fists as he acted his part out. “I am a fearless yet compassionate pledge to all and my catch phrase is "Charge S.E.M.E.!" Once again snickers could be heard especially from the Upsilon Kappa Epsilon brothers. For the most part the Sigma Epsilon Mu Epsilon brothers felt kinda sorry for him. Everyone seemed to pick him for the most punishment but then again he should have just let his twin deal with his problems last nite.

Zetsu was the next pledge to step up.

“My pledge name is Pledge Wish Bear.” He poked his belly out and put a finger to his mouth while twisting himself left and right. “And I help make wishes come true, and although they don't always come true, making wishes and working hard to help make them come true for S.E.M.E is still a lot of fun!” So far all the S.E.M.E. pledges were losing any edge they may have had before this moment and it didn't look like it would be getting any better any time soon. Sasuke stepped forward as Zetsu got back in place.

“Pledge Tenderheart Bear” He stood like a soldier and brought his flattened hand up to his head in an angle. He was thankful Haku had taken pity on him and didn't give him a stupid dance to do. “I help everyone show and express their feelings and help my fellow S.E.M.E. pledges to be the most caring they can be.” The moves weren't so bad but what he had to say was really LAME! Suigetsu stepped forward.

“My name is Pledge Funshine Bear” Out of all the pledges he seemed to like this cause he just didn't give a damn about acting a fool. He fluttered his eyes bringing his hands together and leaned his head on his folded hands, bending one knee and rocking right to left. “I love to play and tell jokes all the time, but sometimes forget that there are times in life a S.E.M.E. pledge must be serious.” He stepped back and traded places with Neji who looked anything but happy about his name and what he had to do.

“Pledge Harmony Bear” He stuck his nose in the air and put his hands on his hips rocking them side to side with each word, his head rocked in the opposite direction with each sway. “I help pledges get along. Because S.E.M.E. knows our differences are something to be celebrated, not something to keep us apart” Once again more snickers and Shino stood in front of the others. Everyone knew he didn't say much of anything so the entire audience were on edge to see if would actually sound out. He slowly pulled his hands out his pockets and pushed his shades further on his face before clearing his throat.

“I am Pledge Secret Bear” He paused then motioned his hands as though he was unlocking his mouth with a key. “I am not a very talkative pledge. My line brothers can trust me because I never speak and keep everything a secret...” He slid his hands back in his pockets and returned to the line leaving the men rather let down. Haku was obviously being easy on his God brother. The last one was Misumi.

“Pledge Friend Bear” Sadly, the poor boy had the worse words AND performance to do. He leaned over grabbed some flowers and danced around like a ballerina. And as he said his lines not one person stopped laughing to hear him. He was rather pissed off by the time he went back to the line. Pein and Sai finally stood up when all the pledges of both houses stated their names and tags. The S.E.M.E. Pledges were led back to their house so they could be assigned their rooms and clothes. Likewise it was the same for the U.K.E. Pledges. If their day seemed messed up after they got their line names then when they saw their new clothing their days had completely turned to shit.

“YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!!” Kiba screeched as he looked at the clothes they were to wear while inside the houses. The rest of the boys looked horror stricken what the hell was wrong with those men to pick this kind of out fit for them to wear in the house. They either were all huge perverts or just really liked to demean their pledges.

“Hurry up and get down here ladies we have to meet up with your brother pledges so you can see how cute each other are!!!” Deidara snickered from downstairs. The boys at the moment were all in their room. Seemed as though pledges were kept in one huge room with bunk beds lined against the walls. It was considered a way to make them bond faster and there by become better brothers to each other once they crossed over.

“No way no no no I can't go down there in this!!!” Menma shrieked. Shikamaru gently rubbed his back as Naruto and Kiba tried to coax the boy to the bathroom so he could change. “This is too embarrassing I don't think I'm gonna make it to the end of this especially in this get up!” Naruto grabbed his cheeks in his hands and pulled him into a deep kiss, distracting him as Kiba and Shikamaru snatched his clothes off and dressed him into the uniform the brothers had supplied them. A dazed Menma looked at Naruto through half-lidded eyes smiling softly. That was until he turned and looked in the mirror. There he was with his friends and the other pledges all dressed in tight black hotpants that rode up their butts with nothing else on but a frilly pink apron, knee protectors, ankle socks with fuzzy pink balls hanging from them, and white/pink sneakers. Once again egos were being destroyed in one swell swoop. Seeing the God awful outfit was too much for the poor boy to take but he wasn't the only one that was at his limit because at the same time Menma's knees gave out so did Karashi's and both boys were caught and dragged downstairs to where Deidara was waiting for them.

“Bout time. Put your cloaks on so no one sees your inside outfits. Lucky for you this will be the only time you will have to go outside like this. But we have to show our brothers what we picked out for you and they have to show us what they picked out for their pledges. Your outside outfits are the same though navy blue jogging pants and black beaters.....” He informed the boys as they all put on long red cloaks and made their way across the lawn and up into the Sigma Epsilon Mu Epsilon house.


When they entered the lobby all the U.K.E. pledges thought the same thing when they saw the indoor outfits for the S.E.M.E. Pledges, 'What the fuck is WRONG with these men???'. Standing in front of them were all the pledges in VERY short black and white VERY, VERY frilly maid dresses with white thigh highs and patent leather mary-janes. Actually the U.K.E. Pledges didn't feel so bad about their outfits, they were all feeling a little more confident about their outfits now. Sure they were revealing but they weren't AS girly as what the other pledges were wearing. So all in all they were feeling pretty good that is until they were ordered to take their cloaks off. One by one they revealed their outfits, however Jirobo was stopped before he could even get to the clasp on his.

“WHOA thats ok big boy you don't need to show us your outfit!” Kisame yelled putting both his hands in the air. His brothers burst out in laughter while the pledges of the S.E.M.E. were trying not to pass out from nosebleeds after seeing the other 6 boys in the hot pants.

“Actually we gave him pants and a rather large peasant girl shirt.” Haku mumbled as he slowly removed the large boy's cloak. The pink shirt was still as frilly as the aprons and the pants were just as black and tight, if possible as the hot pants on the other boys. It was agreed amongst both houses and pledges no one wanted to see his fat ass in hot pants.

Throughout the show and tell of the pledges all kinds of dirty thoughts continued to tease the S.E.M.E. pledges. They couldn't wait till Sunday so they could get a hold of their four U.K.E. Friends. They would make them pay for every drop of blood that was lost in the last 30 minutes of their first visit to the Sigma Epsilon Mu Epsilon house.

“Ok ladies tell the S.E.M.E. Brothers and their bitches goodbye. We gotta get you back so you can start doing your chores.” Deidara announced as he led the boys back to the house with Haku trailing behind to wink at the cute maid pledges.

“You guys are just too KAWAII!!!” He bellowed before slamming the door shut behind him.

Itachi and Sasori walked up behind the dumbfounded pledges holding a huge paddle with the frat's Greek letters embossed into the wood.

“We saw how you were eying your U.K.E. pledge brothers so now you have to be taught a lesson.” Sasori hissed. All the boys stiffened. This was not going to be a good weekend for any of them......


KuraiKisu: Look now you all keep sweet talking me or rating me and its pushing me to use my brain. I am not sure this was a good chapter I just know my teeth still hurt so if its lacking something blame the government who won't give me health insurance to get these damn teeth pulled!!! I TRIED!! * passes out from the pain *