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Title: Bad Day
Authoress: SasuNaru723
Anime: Naruto
Pairings: SasuNaru; sort of InoNaru, but it’s only one-sided.
Rating: M (because of language and future smut for sure throughout additional chapters).
Summary: A new ‘replacement’ and a new captain to lead Team Kakashi or whatever was left of it. Not to mention his two stalkers now sleeping under the same roof as him just a few rooms away from his own room. No protection, no where to hide… it could only get worse for Uzumaki Naruto, now couldn’t it?
‘…’ = thoughts
“…” = talking
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Previously…
“Amen to that!” declared a voice just behind Naruto; it startled Sakura at least and had her eyes darting up quickly to see who the booming but feminine voice belonged to.
“Ino?!” gasped Sakura; she didn’t expect anyone from Konoha –more likely Ino –to find them out here far from their own village’s main town.
Naruto’s eyes widened and his irises animatedly shrunk to the size of decimals; he pointed suddenly up at the girl, his pointing finger unsteadily wavering in midair.
“YOU!” he screamed.
Ino grinned over at Naruto and blew him a kiss, a sly wink following afterward.
Naruto felt like he was going throw up whatever ramen he was able to get down in his stomach this morning; he’d protest to Yamato saying that he’s too sick for more chaos to enfold than what’s been just now throw at him today, that being Ino’s presence suffocating him.
Sakura pitied Naruto; the poor guy has had it bad for this whole past three days non-stop, not only that but now with Ino here to pester him even more. Naruto was going need some serious mental therapy –a lot of it -hourly! Not daily –hourly! It was getting that bad and it was going to get worse sooner than later in the future.
“I see Naruto’s just as surprised to see you as well, Ino,” stated Sakura.
Ino smirked pleasingly to herself with her eyes closed and she carelessly held her hands up in the air as if surrendering. “Well, how could I not resist the temptation to drop in and say ‘hello’ to my adorable and easily provoked simpleton, hm?”
Sakura frowned up at her best friend, “Don’t you mean assaulted and harassed?”
Ino paused and looked as though she was about to ponder on that one, but she shrugged her shoulders and smiled. “They’re both the same.”
Sakura was still leering at Ino, ‘Only you think that, you molesting savage.’
“Besides, I didn’t come here all on my own, though I still would have just to see Naruto get all flustered with my presence,” Ino explained.
When Naruto glanced up at Ino from hearing what she just said, he gave her a wide look that literally would have him saying in verbal words ‘you’re fucking kidding me, right? No way in hell, heaven, or earth am I the least bit flustered as you stated, lady! No fucking way!’
Ino took that as her chance to once again pick and pull at him mentally. She lowered her eyelids, widened her grin, and chuckled, making the best impersonation of an evil and hungry sinister monster out to get him and his ass.
Naruto’s butt checks clenched instinctively as though to protect his ass, though he knew that Ino’s tormented and twisted teasing ways would never go ‘that’ far… but who’s to say should could never turn a new leaf down the years and become his very own real personal sexual predator?
And most of the dreadful teasing went far back to the time when Sakura and Ino were training their medical ninjutsu as Genin.
They needed a male specimen –a live one –to observe and practice a few techniques on. Mind you, Naruto did it all at first out of courtesy for Sakura because he once had the hots for her and he respected her as a teammate and of her duty, plus the main reason was because Tsunade forced Naruto into being the girls’ ginny pig for their training since the boy had nothing important to do that day.
He… He had no idea at how detailed the actions of a medical shinobi had to be before they could technically ‘operate’ on a wounded or ill patient. It was very confusing to him –all of it was! Like a different language!
He quietly went along with what they asked him to do. If they asked him to take off his jacket so that way they could examine his arms, he’d do it.
If they asked him to strip down to just his boxers, he’d do that too (besides, Sakura had already seen him in his boxers –they’re like swim trunks. What would Ino care for anyways?). Well, Naruto was wrong about what Ino would think.
It was like right when he took off his pants, that right there was the trigger –the key to when all of this tortuous teasing from hell began by the very light blonde haired female shinobi.
He just didn’t really understand it. He didn’t understand why she enjoyed making him frustrated to the point of pure anger and rage –he still didn’t understand it today as much either… though it was starting to work its way into his brain.
Maybe Ino had some kind of teasing fetish toward only him? Did she like teasing blond blue-eyed moody yet loving males such as him? He was one of a kind though, so it’s not like Naruto could necessarily find a quick replacement that looks almost exactly like him besides his clones. His Kage Buushin wouldn’t last that long for Ino to harass and he feared that his clone would probably commit seppuku or even result to killing Ino.
He didn’t want to risk it. He’d have to do it all on his own and just bare through the pain like his manly stubborn way - his motto of all things.
Naruto eyes titled behind Ino as he picked up footsteps approaching, not a pair of one, but two.
He saw that it was Shikamaru and Chouji that Ino was talking about when she said she hadn’t came on her own; those three are teammates anyways, so it would make sense for team 5 to come all together, though it didn’t look as though their sensei Asuma had joined them this time; most probably because they weren’t necessarily on a mission that required a team of 4.
Shikamaru bared a small welcoming yet lazy smile toward Naruto. “Of course Ino didn’t come here because you were here either,” he then glared sternly at his rambunctious and only female teammate, “In fact, we only stopped by here because Chouji was getting hungry.”
Ino smiled nervously at Shikamaru’s scoring stare, “Ehehe…”
“So, you guys really only dropped in to get a bite to eat before heading back to Konoha?” asked Sakura, crossing her arms absently over her chest while leaning back in her chair with her body’s direction facing toward everyone.
Shikamaru’s sternness dropped once he glanced over at Sakura. “Well, pretty much that’s the case. Although… we both did want to see for ourselves if Naruto had yet to completely loose his sanity with having to be bunked up next to that odd ball.”
Naruto huffed. “You’re damn right,” he sneered.
Everyone in the dinning room broke out into amused laughter, while Naruto didn’t dare join them considering the matter.
Naruto’s tired looking eyes leered accusingly up at his fellow friends, “Oi, I’m serious about loosing it, dammit! There are these times when I’m all by myself that I start hearing a voice in my head –mocking and laughing at my torment because of that asshole. ‘He’s better than Sasuke’ it says to me all the time –pissing me off even more to the point that I start destroying things I see around me.”
Sakura sighed, “Are you sure it’s not Kyuubi telling you these things, Naruto?”
Sakura knew about the evil nine-tailed fox demon, Kyuubi, sealed inside Naruto by Yondaime. She was surprised, both in a feared away and astonishing way, but she didn’t care afterward. To her, Naruto was and always will be Naruto –the cussing, babbling, and rough-housed-rowdy blond that happened to be one of Konoha’s strongest shinobi and her best friend.
Naruto scowled at his childhood crush, “No, it’s not that damn fox! He surprisingly takes pity on my depression and refrains himself from pestering me about it. Strange considering how self-centered he was about a couple years ago before I learned more about him and had talks with him whenever I was always on the verge of death –but other than that, Kyuubi is really starting to warm up to me… I think.”
Ino hunched her hands on her hips and smirked teasingly at seeing Naruto get in a lost daze from talking to himself, “Well, I see that I’m gonna have to start buying you some cover-up for those dark bags under those once pretty eyes of yours, Naruchan.”
Naruto hissed up at Ino, his shoulders trembling with bottled rage as he was fuming with his upset emotions, “WHO THE HELL ASKED YOU TO GAWDLE OVER ME, PIG?! AND I TOLD YOU BEFORE SO MANY FUCKING TIMES –STOP CALLING ME THAT DAMN NICK-NAME!”
Ino moved in closer down toward Naruto’s face, making the male blond hold his tongue nervously now and lurch back for some personal space. She pointed her index finger in front of his face and started to poke annoyingly at his forehead –to better yet further fuel the fire of course. Also mind you, since Naruto had just woken up a while ago, he hadn’t found the time or found it to be necessary to gear on his haite-atte just yet. So, in other words, Naruto had nothing to protect his forehead from Ino’s persistent prodding finger for the moment.
“Who the hell are you calling a pig when you yourself look like a badger,” she said with more poking to the boy’s forehead while chuckling evilly.
Naruto blinked not once, but twice and his jaw hung for a moment in the air –because he one: didn’t expect that sort of comeback, two: he really didn’t know what kind of emotion should now be acted upon, and three: what was a badger?
“A badger?” asked Naruto, more question marks popping above his head.
Ino made her hands into circle shapes and then held them against her eyes lids.
“Badgers have dark circles all the way around their eyelids! They only like to move about and hunt at night! They are very sensitive, they hate everything besides themselves, they scream, hiss a lot and get themselves purposely into any sort of physical fights, and they’re very lazy,” explained Ino in a mocking gleeful voice and still smirking widely down at Naruto.
Naruto’s eyebrows arched in different directions, one going up while the other turned up side down in a displeased frowning fashion.
“Huh?”
Shikamaru sighed hopelessly and then gave Naruto a look, “You do realize that she was only talking about you?”
Chouji was smiling, why –no one really knew but it probably had to do with Naruto getting picked on by Ino and the fact that he was now already full with food that he just ate a while ago, “Except for the circles around their eyes and the ‘hunting at night’ part; badgers are nocturnal creatures. But the other things were all about you Naruto for sure.”
Naruto’s mouth dropped opened as he stared widely outraged at hearing the truth of it all –and he would have never noticed it if they hadn’t explained it to him just now.
“WHAT?! INO!”
Ino stuck her tongue out at him, grinning sweetly down at him with her hands crossed innocently behind her back.
Naruto raised a clenched fist up at the girl and shook it menacingly, “DAMN WITCH FROM SHIT!”
Ino stared crossly down at Naruto, “Shit?”
Sakura chuckled and eyed her best friend’s wide and puzzled expression looking for clear answers.
“Naruto told me before that to him hell is not as bad for him because he feels he’s always living around it. However, to him nothing’s worse than shit in general,” explained the pink haired shinobi amusingly.
Ino’s eyebrows scrunched together, “Huh?! Eww!”
“My point exactly,” agreed Naruto, “Which is why when it comes down to it, shit is the worse to meddle with rather than hell. Take my word of experience from it.”
Everyone laughed once again, this time Naruto chuckled along with them, even though he was actually a little irritated at remembering all the times he had accidentally stepped in shit when he was on a mission. It was so embarrassing that a strong mother fucker like him that can kick nearly one’s ass whom offered always ended up as the sucker whom stepped in a pile of shit just waiting for him in the most random places (usually being outside though).
“So, Naruto? What’s your room number?” asked Ino so casually that it made Naruto nearly miss the wicked tone hidden within her question that seemed so innocent.
“Room #14- OI! WHAT THE HELL, INO?!” he suddenly roared, just catching himself in time from revealing to his stalker of many what his own room number was –his temporary ‘safe house’ for the time being.
“My, you are distracted! It took you longer to catch on that time, Naruto,” teased Ino lightly, but then her eyes lowered and a dark shadow of her haunting aura loomed behind her, “But… that still won’t save your ass tonight! All I have to do is check ten rooms to find yours and then –you’ll be all mine for the whole night, pretty boy! Muhahaha!” cackled Ino evilly.
Naruto was paling. Ino was right about it being easy now for her to find his room tonight… but there was something that was still bothering him that didn’t make sense… unless…
“Wait… How the hell are you going to be able to even look around for my room if you’re leaving back to Konoha today?” asked the male blond skeptically.
Ino smirked down at Naruto and raised an eyebrow, “Who ever said that we were leaving back today?”
“…….. E-Excuse me?” stuttered Naruto now seeming to act nervous and finicky.
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TBC!
SasuNaru723 After-comments: Where’s the feedback people? I haven’t heard a peep from any of you and so that’s either telling me you don’t like it, care for it, or don’t want to put such short non-time-consuming effort into giving me your own opinion. Well? I am right?
Authoress: SasuNaru723
Anime: Naruto
Pairings: SasuNaru; sort of InoNaru, but it’s only one-sided.
Rating: M (because of language and future smut for sure throughout additional chapters).
Summary: A new ‘replacement’ and a new captain to lead Team Kakashi or whatever was left of it. Not to mention his two stalkers now sleeping under the same roof as him just a few rooms away from his own room. No protection, no where to hide… it could only get worse for Uzumaki Naruto, now couldn’t it?
‘…’ = thoughts
“…” = talking
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Previously…
“Amen to that!” declared a voice just behind Naruto; it startled Sakura at least and had her eyes darting up quickly to see who the booming but feminine voice belonged to.
“Ino?!” gasped Sakura; she didn’t expect anyone from Konoha –more likely Ino –to find them out here far from their own village’s main town.
Naruto’s eyes widened and his irises animatedly shrunk to the size of decimals; he pointed suddenly up at the girl, his pointing finger unsteadily wavering in midair.
“YOU!” he screamed.
Ino grinned over at Naruto and blew him a kiss, a sly wink following afterward.
Naruto felt like he was going throw up whatever ramen he was able to get down in his stomach this morning; he’d protest to Yamato saying that he’s too sick for more chaos to enfold than what’s been just now throw at him today, that being Ino’s presence suffocating him.
Sakura pitied Naruto; the poor guy has had it bad for this whole past three days non-stop, not only that but now with Ino here to pester him even more. Naruto was going need some serious mental therapy –a lot of it -hourly! Not daily –hourly! It was getting that bad and it was going to get worse sooner than later in the future.
“I see Naruto’s just as surprised to see you as well, Ino,” stated Sakura.
Ino smirked pleasingly to herself with her eyes closed and she carelessly held her hands up in the air as if surrendering. “Well, how could I not resist the temptation to drop in and say ‘hello’ to my adorable and easily provoked simpleton, hm?”
Sakura frowned up at her best friend, “Don’t you mean assaulted and harassed?”
Ino paused and looked as though she was about to ponder on that one, but she shrugged her shoulders and smiled. “They’re both the same.”
Sakura was still leering at Ino, ‘Only you think that, you molesting savage.’
“Besides, I didn’t come here all on my own, though I still would have just to see Naruto get all flustered with my presence,” Ino explained.
When Naruto glanced up at Ino from hearing what she just said, he gave her a wide look that literally would have him saying in verbal words ‘you’re fucking kidding me, right? No way in hell, heaven, or earth am I the least bit flustered as you stated, lady! No fucking way!’
Ino took that as her chance to once again pick and pull at him mentally. She lowered her eyelids, widened her grin, and chuckled, making the best impersonation of an evil and hungry sinister monster out to get him and his ass.
Naruto’s butt checks clenched instinctively as though to protect his ass, though he knew that Ino’s tormented and twisted teasing ways would never go ‘that’ far… but who’s to say should could never turn a new leaf down the years and become his very own real personal sexual predator?
And most of the dreadful teasing went far back to the time when Sakura and Ino were training their medical ninjutsu as Genin.
They needed a male specimen –a live one –to observe and practice a few techniques on. Mind you, Naruto did it all at first out of courtesy for Sakura because he once had the hots for her and he respected her as a teammate and of her duty, plus the main reason was because Tsunade forced Naruto into being the girls’ ginny pig for their training since the boy had nothing important to do that day.
He… He had no idea at how detailed the actions of a medical shinobi had to be before they could technically ‘operate’ on a wounded or ill patient. It was very confusing to him –all of it was! Like a different language!
He quietly went along with what they asked him to do. If they asked him to take off his jacket so that way they could examine his arms, he’d do it.
If they asked him to strip down to just his boxers, he’d do that too (besides, Sakura had already seen him in his boxers –they’re like swim trunks. What would Ino care for anyways?). Well, Naruto was wrong about what Ino would think.
It was like right when he took off his pants, that right there was the trigger –the key to when all of this tortuous teasing from hell began by the very light blonde haired female shinobi.
He just didn’t really understand it. He didn’t understand why she enjoyed making him frustrated to the point of pure anger and rage –he still didn’t understand it today as much either… though it was starting to work its way into his brain.
Maybe Ino had some kind of teasing fetish toward only him? Did she like teasing blond blue-eyed moody yet loving males such as him? He was one of a kind though, so it’s not like Naruto could necessarily find a quick replacement that looks almost exactly like him besides his clones. His Kage Buushin wouldn’t last that long for Ino to harass and he feared that his clone would probably commit seppuku or even result to killing Ino.
He didn’t want to risk it. He’d have to do it all on his own and just bare through the pain like his manly stubborn way - his motto of all things.
Naruto eyes titled behind Ino as he picked up footsteps approaching, not a pair of one, but two.
He saw that it was Shikamaru and Chouji that Ino was talking about when she said she hadn’t came on her own; those three are teammates anyways, so it would make sense for team 5 to come all together, though it didn’t look as though their sensei Asuma had joined them this time; most probably because they weren’t necessarily on a mission that required a team of 4.
Shikamaru bared a small welcoming yet lazy smile toward Naruto. “Of course Ino didn’t come here because you were here either,” he then glared sternly at his rambunctious and only female teammate, “In fact, we only stopped by here because Chouji was getting hungry.”
Ino smiled nervously at Shikamaru’s scoring stare, “Ehehe…”
“So, you guys really only dropped in to get a bite to eat before heading back to Konoha?” asked Sakura, crossing her arms absently over her chest while leaning back in her chair with her body’s direction facing toward everyone.
Shikamaru’s sternness dropped once he glanced over at Sakura. “Well, pretty much that’s the case. Although… we both did want to see for ourselves if Naruto had yet to completely loose his sanity with having to be bunked up next to that odd ball.”
Naruto huffed. “You’re damn right,” he sneered.
Everyone in the dinning room broke out into amused laughter, while Naruto didn’t dare join them considering the matter.
Naruto’s tired looking eyes leered accusingly up at his fellow friends, “Oi, I’m serious about loosing it, dammit! There are these times when I’m all by myself that I start hearing a voice in my head –mocking and laughing at my torment because of that asshole. ‘He’s better than Sasuke’ it says to me all the time –pissing me off even more to the point that I start destroying things I see around me.”
Sakura sighed, “Are you sure it’s not Kyuubi telling you these things, Naruto?”
Sakura knew about the evil nine-tailed fox demon, Kyuubi, sealed inside Naruto by Yondaime. She was surprised, both in a feared away and astonishing way, but she didn’t care afterward. To her, Naruto was and always will be Naruto –the cussing, babbling, and rough-housed-rowdy blond that happened to be one of Konoha’s strongest shinobi and her best friend.
Naruto scowled at his childhood crush, “No, it’s not that damn fox! He surprisingly takes pity on my depression and refrains himself from pestering me about it. Strange considering how self-centered he was about a couple years ago before I learned more about him and had talks with him whenever I was always on the verge of death –but other than that, Kyuubi is really starting to warm up to me… I think.”
Ino hunched her hands on her hips and smirked teasingly at seeing Naruto get in a lost daze from talking to himself, “Well, I see that I’m gonna have to start buying you some cover-up for those dark bags under those once pretty eyes of yours, Naruchan.”
Naruto hissed up at Ino, his shoulders trembling with bottled rage as he was fuming with his upset emotions, “WHO THE HELL ASKED YOU TO GAWDLE OVER ME, PIG?! AND I TOLD YOU BEFORE SO MANY FUCKING TIMES –STOP CALLING ME THAT DAMN NICK-NAME!”
Ino moved in closer down toward Naruto’s face, making the male blond hold his tongue nervously now and lurch back for some personal space. She pointed her index finger in front of his face and started to poke annoyingly at his forehead –to better yet further fuel the fire of course. Also mind you, since Naruto had just woken up a while ago, he hadn’t found the time or found it to be necessary to gear on his haite-atte just yet. So, in other words, Naruto had nothing to protect his forehead from Ino’s persistent prodding finger for the moment.
“Who the hell are you calling a pig when you yourself look like a badger,” she said with more poking to the boy’s forehead while chuckling evilly.
Naruto blinked not once, but twice and his jaw hung for a moment in the air –because he one: didn’t expect that sort of comeback, two: he really didn’t know what kind of emotion should now be acted upon, and three: what was a badger?
“A badger?” asked Naruto, more question marks popping above his head.
Ino made her hands into circle shapes and then held them against her eyes lids.
“Badgers have dark circles all the way around their eyelids! They only like to move about and hunt at night! They are very sensitive, they hate everything besides themselves, they scream, hiss a lot and get themselves purposely into any sort of physical fights, and they’re very lazy,” explained Ino in a mocking gleeful voice and still smirking widely down at Naruto.
Naruto’s eyebrows arched in different directions, one going up while the other turned up side down in a displeased frowning fashion.
“Huh?”
Shikamaru sighed hopelessly and then gave Naruto a look, “You do realize that she was only talking about you?”
Chouji was smiling, why –no one really knew but it probably had to do with Naruto getting picked on by Ino and the fact that he was now already full with food that he just ate a while ago, “Except for the circles around their eyes and the ‘hunting at night’ part; badgers are nocturnal creatures. But the other things were all about you Naruto for sure.”
Naruto’s mouth dropped opened as he stared widely outraged at hearing the truth of it all –and he would have never noticed it if they hadn’t explained it to him just now.
“WHAT?! INO!”
Ino stuck her tongue out at him, grinning sweetly down at him with her hands crossed innocently behind her back.
Naruto raised a clenched fist up at the girl and shook it menacingly, “DAMN WITCH FROM SHIT!”
Ino stared crossly down at Naruto, “Shit?”
Sakura chuckled and eyed her best friend’s wide and puzzled expression looking for clear answers.
“Naruto told me before that to him hell is not as bad for him because he feels he’s always living around it. However, to him nothing’s worse than shit in general,” explained the pink haired shinobi amusingly.
Ino’s eyebrows scrunched together, “Huh?! Eww!”
“My point exactly,” agreed Naruto, “Which is why when it comes down to it, shit is the worse to meddle with rather than hell. Take my word of experience from it.”
Everyone laughed once again, this time Naruto chuckled along with them, even though he was actually a little irritated at remembering all the times he had accidentally stepped in shit when he was on a mission. It was so embarrassing that a strong mother fucker like him that can kick nearly one’s ass whom offered always ended up as the sucker whom stepped in a pile of shit just waiting for him in the most random places (usually being outside though).
“So, Naruto? What’s your room number?” asked Ino so casually that it made Naruto nearly miss the wicked tone hidden within her question that seemed so innocent.
“Room #14- OI! WHAT THE HELL, INO?!” he suddenly roared, just catching himself in time from revealing to his stalker of many what his own room number was –his temporary ‘safe house’ for the time being.
“My, you are distracted! It took you longer to catch on that time, Naruto,” teased Ino lightly, but then her eyes lowered and a dark shadow of her haunting aura loomed behind her, “But… that still won’t save your ass tonight! All I have to do is check ten rooms to find yours and then –you’ll be all mine for the whole night, pretty boy! Muhahaha!” cackled Ino evilly.
Naruto was paling. Ino was right about it being easy now for her to find his room tonight… but there was something that was still bothering him that didn’t make sense… unless…
“Wait… How the hell are you going to be able to even look around for my room if you’re leaving back to Konoha today?” asked the male blond skeptically.
Ino smirked down at Naruto and raised an eyebrow, “Who ever said that we were leaving back today?”
“…….. E-Excuse me?” stuttered Naruto now seeming to act nervous and finicky.
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TBC!
SasuNaru723 After-comments: Where’s the feedback people? I haven’t heard a peep from any of you and so that’s either telling me you don’t like it, care for it, or don’t want to put such short non-time-consuming effort into giving me your own opinion. Well? I am right?