I'd Know You Anywhere

Hello all and welcome to the third chapter of Torment Sasuke! Really that should be the secondary title of this fic. I had soooo much fun with this and got several disturbed looks from my friends and family members when I cackled while writing. This fic is extremely therapeutic for me.

I got the idea for the mission outfit from SolitaryMovement. And Lady Valtaya was a HUGE help with torturing Sasuke and ideas for things that male kunoichi might run into that normal kunoichi might not deal with. Cookies and milk for them!

Oh and this chapter ya'll get a WARNING: Male Masturbation and Female Masturbation is in this chapter.

Now lets get to it! (giggles)

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Chapter 3 Lessons and Discovery

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Sachiko eyed Shizune warily, the expression on the usually gentle medic's face was eerily reminiscent of a cat cornering prey. The past week had been hell for the last Uchiha as he'd transformed into Sachiko and undergone these humiliating classes. So far the worst class had been learning how to pole dance. Sachiko shuddered as that memory surfaced, human bodies just shouldn't bend like that while twirling around a pole.

Shizune noticed the shiver and asked, "Are you cold Sachiko-chan?"

The raven snapped out of it and shook her head. Shizune smiled, "Good then. I have your next assignment in this bag."

The medic-nin handed her a large striped pink bag and Sachiko peered into it cautiously as if she thought there would be a cobra in it, "What the heck is this?"

Shizune chuckled, "Lingerie. Your assignment is to wear a different set during each one of our lessons, to get you used to the feeling of wearing them."

Sachiko gaped at the older woman in horror and the next words out of Shizune's mouth just made it worse, "Start with the pink lace."

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two weeks later

If looks could kill Naruto would be splattered all over the training post. Sasuke had been glaring at the blond all day and Naruto was finally getting fed up with it. It had been three weeks since the day Sachiko had made her appearance and Naruto was certain that Sasuke hadn't discovered that Naruto had known it was him all along, if he had then he wouldn't rely on Uchiha glares to kill Naruto, so the raven's pissy attitude was a mystery to Naruto.

The blond spun and returned Sasuke's glare, "What the hell is your problem?!"

"You obviously."

Kakashi and Sakura exchanged glances when Naruto growled and then they got the hell out of there. Naruto and Sasuke didn't provoke each other to violence very often anymore but when they did they decimated the landscape and no one in the immediate vicinity was safe. Hence Kakashi and Sakura running away.

Naruto stalked forward and got in Sasuke's face, "Mind elaborating?"

Sasuke stared into the now stormy blue of Naruto's eyes and noticed the slight tinge of lavender beginning to bleed into the cerulean. 'Shit he's really pissed.' Being that he was an Uchiha, apologizing for being a dick wasn't in his make-up but Sasuke knew that he needed to diffuse the situation he'd caused by being so pissy or severe damage might be done to his friendship with Naruto. He sighed and got a hold of his temper, "Forget I said that."

Naruto raised an eyebrow, "Why are you acting so bitchy?"

Sasuke shot the blond a mild irritable look, "I do not want to go into it Naruto so drop it."

Naruto backed off a bit, "Sure. If you'll stop glaring at me like I'm the cause of famine, drought, and plague."

Sasuke shook his head, "The only thing you're the cause of is massive headaches."

Naruto stuck his tongue out at the Uchiha and razzed him making the raven chuckle softly. Both men relaxed now that the crisis had been averted. Naruto elbowed Sasuke, "Hey you wanna get something to eat teme?"

Before the Uchiha could answer in the affirmative he remembered that he had yet another lesson with Shizune, which was the main reason he was so irritable, "I have an...appointment."

Naruto blinked but controlled his expression before a smirk could make it's way onto his face, "Okay teme. Rain check?"

"Hn," Sasuke turned towards Hokage Tower but before he shunshined away Naruto heard the Uchiha mutter, "Why the hell did you have to make that damned jutsu dobe."

The blond waited until he was certain that Sasuke was out of earshot, then he began laughing his ass off.

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Sachiko eyed Shizune as the medic nin grinned with a disturbingly sadistic edge. If anyone ever tried to tell Sasuke that Shizune wasn't vindictive he'd laugh in their faces no matter how uncharacteristic it seemed. The woman was getting immense enjoyment out of making Sasuke pay for all he'd done to Naruto in the past and the Uchiha came to dread these lessons.

Shizune just chuckled at Sachiko's expression and took out a box, "Now Sachiko-chan since you've learned everything else I have to teach you so quickly I believe it is time to move on to the main skills needed for seduction missions."

The ravenette edged away from the box slightly as Shizune opened it. The older woman reached in and pulled something out. Sachiko nearly choked on thin air as the medic laid the object on the table in front of her. 'WHAT THE HELL! Why in the name of all things holy is she pulling out a dildo?! She's not going to-' Shizune's laughter interrupted the now highly disturbed Sachiko's thoughts, "Now now Sachiko-chan no need to look so terrified. I am simply going to instruct you in how to give fellatio."

Sachiko blinked as Shizune picked up the plastic phallus again, noticing some straps trailing from the base. The older woman strode over to a poseable mannequin and used the straps to fasten the dildo onto the dummy. She then motioned Sachiko over, "Now I want you to observe me then it will be your turn to give our friend here a blow job."

All the Uchiha conditioning in the world could not have kept the transformed Sasuke's jaw from hitting the floor as Shizune began demonstrating the proper way to give head. Now the Uchiha may have been in female form but underneath the transformation was the mind of a man and as such watching a rather attractive woman with a dick in her mouth, even though it wasn't a real penis, was arousing for the young ravenette. Sachiko swallowed thickly and shifted restlessly, pressing her thighs together. Her dark eyes were riveted to the medic nin sucking, licking, and lightly nibbling on the dildo and she felt herself getting wet. She bit her lip and tried to focus on only memorizing the movements that Shizune used on the plastic phallus but found herself unable to concentrate. She backed away from the sight before her, "I-I think I forgot to do something Shizune-san," and she turned tail and ran from the room.

Shizune stood up, chuckled, and shook her head. 'Exactly the same reaction Naruto-kun had when I taught him how to do this.' The medic nin knew that she probably should feel guilty for deliberately making Sasuke uncomfortable but she considered it fair payment for his defection all those years ago. 'Hmm now what should I do to him? Ah I know.' The usually gentle kunoichi grinned evilly as she prepared her next surprise for Sasuke.

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Sachiko dashed through the village trying to get home before she ran into anyone who might try to talk to her.

"Hey! Sachiko-chan!"

Too late. The raven stopped dead in her tracks and turned slowly to face Naruto, "Uzumaki-kun. How are you?"

Naruto grinned and sauntered over to her, "I'm okay. How about you?"

"As well as can be expected."

The blond chuckled, "I was about to get something for lunch and I hate eating alone, you wanna join me?"

Sachiko was still highly aware of her aroused state and really wanted to get home and deal with the problem before she embarrassed herself, "I'm sorry Uzumaki-kun, I have something I need to take care of right now."

Naruto tilted his head to the side and just as he was about to ask if he could help out he caught the scent of arousal and took a close look at Sachiko, noting her flushed cheeks, restless stance, and uncomfortable expression. 'Oh-oh Shizune-nee brought out the dildo.' Naruto smiled gently, having been exactly where his friend was right now, "Okay then. I guess I'll see you around?"

Sachiko nodded but felt guilt prick her conscious, "Maybe I can take a rain check on that lunch?"

Naruto blinked in surprise then flashed a delighted grin, "Sure! I'd like that."

She nodded, "Well I'll see you later."

"Ja ne."

Naruto watched her dash away, blew out a breath, and looked down at himself. Scenting the raven's arousal had brought up a little issue that Naruto decided to go home and deal with before someone else noticed and called him a pervert.

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Sachiko shut the door behind her and rushed upstairs to remove her dress and undergarments. She tossed the clothes into the bathroom hamper and was about to dispel the transformation when she caught sight of herself in the mirror over the sink. She raised an eyebrow and tilted her head slightly as a random thought occurred to her. 'I wonder. What makes a woman feel good?' She raised her hand to her collarbone and stroked the skin there as she made a decision. 'I'll have to get married someday, it wouldn't be a bad idea to learn what gives a woman pleasure and since there is no way I'm going to ask anyone for pointers what better way to learn than to see what makes me feel good in this form.'

Decision made and remembering a few books she'd read, she trailed her fingers down over the tops of her breasts, lifted one in her hand, and ran a fingertip over the nipple, shivering at the small tingle left in her touch's wake. Wondering what a firmer touch would do she took the nipple between her fingers and pinched lightly. She shuddered again and made a small purr-like noise that her true form would never make. She'd learned early on that she was more openly emotional and more vocal with her feelings while in this form and she honestly couldn't say she minded it too much. She experimented with different touches on her breasts and nipples, twisting, running her nails over the little nubs lightly, and soon found herself getting wetter.

She reached down curiously to touch the liquid that was seeping from her body and gasped as she felt a small tickle of pleasure from stroking her inner labia. She probed along her folds, moaning at the sensations her fingers evoked. She brushed a hard nub and cried out as a jolt of pleasure shot through her. 'W-what was that?' She recalled her most recent anatomy lessons and came to the conclusion that she'd just found her clitoris. She touched it again and shivered as the slight electric sensation sizzled across her nerves again. She bit her lip, braced a hand on the bathroom counter, and began to rub her clit in small circles. She gasped and moaned as the pleasure increased and coiled in a knot that grew tighter as she stroked herself.

Her fingers rubbed faster and her hips arched into the touch. She panted harshly in between soft mewls as the knot coiled tighter and tighter. She felt something just on the edge of her consciousness and rubbed harder trying to reach for it. She pinched her clit gently and cried out as the knot suddenly exploded and a wave of pleasure washed over her, making her knees buckle and her body shake like a leaf. She pressed her forehead to the cabinet under the sink and concentrated on breathing until the small shivers had passed.

Once she'd gotten herself under control, she brought her hands up in a sign and released the jutsu, turning back into her natural form. Sasuke blew out a breath and stood up on slightly unsteady legs. He went over to the tub, put the stopper in the drain and filled the tub up with hot water. He usually took a shower but occasionally, when he was stressed, he liked to soak in a hot tub. It relaxed his muscles and being enveloped in the heat always made him feel at peace, clearing his mind and allowing him to puzzle out whatever was bothering him.

He sank into the water with a relieved sigh. He thought over what he'd just done. 'What the hell possessed me to masturbate as a woman?' Sasuke shook his head, the answer was curiosity, plain and simple curiosity. He'd been curious about how it would feel and had justified sating that curiosity by claiming it was research for when he found a girlfriend. 'Gods now I sound like that pervert Jiraiya.' He shook his head and turned to analyzing the orgasm he had. It had been slightly different from the ones he'd had in his natural form. It had been gentler, just as pleasurable but a softer pleasure than what he usually felt. 'I wonder if it would be different if I'd had something inside me.' Sasuke blinked then shook his head vigorously. He did not need to be going down that mental path. He ducked his head under the water and held his breath as long as he could.

When he came up for air he'd successfully changed the mental subject. His thoughts now turned to the day's interactions with Naruto. More specifically, the way he as Sachiko had asked for a rain check for lunch. 'Now why did I do that?' The answer for this question was a bit more complicated. He knew why Naruto didn't like to eat alone, it reminded the blond far too much of the days when he didn't have people who cared. Sasuke didn't like it when Naruto felt lonely, mainly because the blond was the most important person in Sasuke's life and the Uchiha was much like Naruto in one respect; when he cared about someone he hated to see them sad. It stung to know that he'd had to reject Naruto's offer of lunch twice, leaving the blond on his own to feel that lack of companionship. So, because guilt was one hell of a motivator, he'd offered to eat with the blond another time as both himself and Sachiko.

Sasuke leaned his head on the edge of the tub. Having someone he cared about was a pain in the ass if you asked him. It took a lot more effort to attempt to keep a friend happy than it did to not give a shit about anyone. Though he had to admit that it was pretty much worth it when Naruto would give a real smile or laugh. Whenever the blond smiled and meant it the entire room would light up and his laughter invited you to laugh as well. A happy Naruto could make the most pessimistic person feel as if all was right with the world.

'Alright that's enough sappy brooding.' Sasuke hauled himself out of the water and wrapped a towel around his waist before heading downstairs. When he reached the kitchen a small brown box sat on the counter. The Uchiha approached cautiously and inspected it carefully. After ascertaining that it wasn't booby trapped, he opened it, "WHAT THE HELL!"

There, nestled amongst tissue paper, was the dildo Shizune had used to demonstrate a blow job. Had he not been an Uchiha, Sasuke would have backed away from the box. Instead of following his desire to be far away from the false cock, he picked up a note that was sitting next to the rubber monstrosity. Reading it he gave into the impulse to drop his head down on the table and release a sound of distress.

Uchiha-san this is your homework. I want you to practice fellatio on the dildo for a week. During the week you won't have to come for lessons but if you don't practice at least ONCE a day I will know and you'll be practicing in front of me. I suggest that you do most of your practicing while in your male form. It will make it more natural to do it as Sachiko. Once the week is over you'll give me a demonstration on your technique. If you need any tips watch adult movies and pay attention to how the women use their mouths. See you in a week. Shizune-sensei

Sasuke gave serious thought to banging his head on the table then going over to Naruto's apartment to strangle the blond. Then again going over to Naruto's might be a good idea. 'I think that it's time to swallow my pride and ask Naruto for help. Maybe he can get Tsunade to forget about making me become an occasional kunoichi. I'll just have to deal with him being pissed when I tell him the girl he's been flirting with is actually me.' Sasuke groaned feelingly and went to get dressed and find Naruto.

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It didn't take him long to throw his clothes on and get to Naruto's apartment. He was always intrigued by Naruto's choice of home, a triangular multi-sectional equivalent to an attic on top of one of the taller apartment buildings in Konoha with large windows on each side and a balcony that looked as if it should be on the prow of a boat. The structure spoke of incredible whimsy and fit Naruto rather well. Sasuke walked up to the door and lifted a hand to knock, startling when the door creaked open as his knuckles barely brushed the wood. Even though he knew that the locks on Naruto's door didn't always catch as they should, he also knew that some citizens of Konoha still tried to rob or attack Naruto so Sasuke pulled a kunai from his thigh holster and crept into the apartment, chakra masked, ears straining, and eyes darting about. He heard a muffled groan from the direction of the bathroom and dashed silently to inspect the noise.

When he peeked around the doorway into the bathroom he nearly dropped his kunai in shock. Naruto stood in the shower with his hand wrapped around his penis. Sasuke's mouth fell open as the blond moaned and bit his lip, eyes closed tightly, cheeks lightly flushed, and that hand stroking the erect shaft with it's head flushed almost purple. The Uchiha noted the size of Naruto's cock and only one thing came to mind. 'How in the hell could Sai have ever thought Naruto small?' Knowing the size of Naruto's hands, Sasuke could easily calculate the general size of the cock in those hands and it looked to be at least ten inches.

Naruto rubbed the pad of his thumb over the head of his cock, smearing a pearly drop of pre-cum that had gathered there. He moved his hand up and down the shaft rapidly, twisting his hand a little bit and his breathing sped up, the sun-kissed chest heaving, the muscles shifting as he strained for his peak. The blond panted, his head falling back, "Oh fuck. Sachik-ah!"

Sasuke's eyes widened as Naruto came, calling out most of the name of the Uchiha's feminine alter ego. The raven turned and ran away like a bat out of hell. His cheeks were the color of ripe tomatoes. Uchiha stoical pride be damned, he'd just seen his best friend jack off and call out his name when he came and damn if he wasn't half-hard himself from the sight. Sasuke ran all the way back to the Uchiha mansion, stripping as he went straight to the shower to turn on the cold water.

He shuddered as the icy spray hit his body. Several thoughts were ricocheting around his brain. Chief among these thoughts was the fact that he was screwed because he couldn't ask Naruto for help now that he knew the blond was physically attracted to Sachiko. That was closely followed by the fact that an attraction to Naruto had slapped Sasuke in the face.

Now Sasuke had never bothered to dwell on his sexuality before simply because he'd always been too focused on getting strong enough to hunt down Itachi. In addition to that when he had occasionally noticed anyone's attractiveness it had been a girl's or what he thought was a girl anyway. Thinking on it now, and bringing to mind one of the more attractive women he'd seen, he realized that he was attracted to women but this unexpected attraction to Naruto made him wonder if he was an equal opportunity player as well. The thought that he might be bisexual didn't bother the avenger, homosexuality was rather well accepted in the ninja world. When your next mission could be your last you didn't really worry about which team you batted for as long as you made a home run.

What perturbed Sasuke was the fact that the first man he noticed sexually was his best friend. Sasuke shook his head and calmed down as he rationalized his reaction to Naruto. Even Sasuke had to admit that the jinchuurikii was one of the most gorgeous people in Konoha, hell in the shinobi nations period, and the body the blond had gained through his intense training was as close to godlike that anyone could get. Only a stone could remain unaffected seeing that body naked and in the throws of pleasure. And considering that Naruto was one of the very few people Sasuke ever let close, if the Uchiha really was bisexual then it made sense to be at least mildly attracted to someone he trusted so much.

Mind eased on that subject, Sasuke relaxed and shut off the water before he turned blue. He toweled off and pulled a robe on since it was getting late. He'd get tonights homework out of the way, read a book, and go to bed while imagining ways to get even with Shizune.

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(meanwhile at Naruto's apartment)

Naruto opened his eyes and calmly watched the water swirl down the drain, taking his cum with it. He blew out a heavy breath when he thought of whose name he'd called out in the throws of his orgasm. 'Why the fuck would I complicate my life like this? I mean Sasuke of all people? Even if he makes a damn hot chick he's still a dude mentally.' Sure he'd always found Sasuke to be an attractive man and if he'd occasionally felt a thrill of lust, well he'd never acted on it being certain that the Uchiha was straight as a ruler. However, Sasuke as a woman added a completely different level to things and when you considered that scenting Sachiko's arousal was what had brought his own arousal to the fore it made sense that he'd called out the name. Just as he'd almost managed to bullshit himself into thinking it had been nothing more than a reaction to circumstances, his conscious gave him a hard poke in the metaphorical ass. Naruto made it a personal policy top never lie to himself. 'Oh who the fuck am I kidding? I want to fuck Sasuke in his female form.' Naruto sighed and shook his head. He'd just do what he always did when he came to a revelation that could have a negative impact on his relationship with someone he cared about deeply; bury it deep and act like nothing had happened.

His course of action decided, he stepped out of the shower, an orange towel hitched low on his hips, and frowned when he felt a significant draft. He looked around and sighed when he saw the front door wide open. 'I really need to get those locks replaced.' He shut his door slipped the chain into place then went to his kitchen to brew some tea and make a cup of ramen before settling down for bed. As he passed the kitchen table a piece of paper snagged his attention. He picked it up and read the elegant scrawl.

Hello Naruto-kun. I have a favor to ask of Naruko. In a week I'll be finishing up Sachiko's kunoichi training and I'd like it if Naruko could be there to tell Sachiko about the real life situations she'll have to deal with being a male shinobi transformed into a woman on a mission. Just show up at the training room in a week. Take care of yourself Naruto. Love, Shizune-nee.

Naruto hmmed and set the note down. As he boiled the water, he went over how to best present himself as Naruko to Sachiko. Sasuke knew very well what Naruto looked like in female form and Naruto was certain that by now the Uchiha would have noticed certain personality side-effects of the transformation so acting out of what Naruto knew was his typically accepted personality wasn't a problem. He just didn't know if he wanted Sasuke to see his most serious side yet. Although Naruto was more open with Sasuke than he was with anyone else bar Iruka, the blond hadn't yet opened up enough to reveal to anyone just how serious and intelligent he truly was.

When the tea kettle whistled, he poured the piping hot water into the teapot and the cup of dehydrated noodles. He sat to wait until the tea had steeped and the noodles softened and considered his options. He was getting a little tired of hiding even a small bit of himself from Sasuke but he knew that as soon as he dropped the shield around Sasuke he'd also reveal himself to everyone else. He peeled the paper top of the ramen cup off and sighed. 'I suppose it is past time to show how much I've grown. I can't expect anyone to elect an idiot as Hokage after all.'

He was a little concerned about how his friends would react to him allowing his somber side to surface but he'd just handle their confusion as it came his way.

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The next day found Sasuke joining Naruto at Ichiraku for lunch, totally perplexed as to how the blond had managed to talk him out of getting sushi, how he always managed to talk Sasuke out of sushi. Naruto called out for his usual three bowls of miso pork ramen and a soda while the Uchiha slid onto a stool and ordered a bowl of seafood ramen with some green tea to drink. When the tea was brought out he took a sip and caught himself glancing at Naruto and blinked as he saw the introspective look on the blond's face, "Naruto is something wrong?"

The Uzumaki jerked and turned to look at the raven, "Wha? No not really. Why?"

"You're very quiet. It's not like you."

Naruto looked down into his own drink, "Is it?"

"Well yeah. Usually when we sit down to eat you have something to say. You're always the one who starts the conversations. Kakashi and I probably wouldn't say very much beyond the necessary and Sakura, as strong as she's become, would be too nervous to say anything."

Naruto smiled, "Yeah I guess so. I'm just thinking."

"About?"

The jinchuurikii went silent again for a bit then, "You ever keep secrets about yourself from the one you're closest to?"

Sasuke, who had been taking a sip of his tea, choked on the liquid and fell into a coughing fit. Naruto began clapping the sputtering Uchiha on the back concernedly. When Sasuke managed to stop coughing, he took a cautious sip of his tea and rasped, "W-what are you talking about?"

Naruto eyed the raven for a moment, "I mean do you keep stuff, like having a sense of humor or something, from your important people?"

Sasuke breathed a mental sigh of relief. He'd been terrified that Naruto had found out about his moonlighting as Sachiko. His shoulders relaxed and he met Naruto's eyes, "Usuratonkachi what brought this on?"

Naruto chewed on his bottom lip, causing Sasuke to stare at the unintentional seductive action, "What if I told you that I haven't been totally myself around you? That I keep a bit of my personality hidden?"

Sasuke tore his attention away from Naruto's lips, forcing down a blush, and focused on the question, "I guess I'd want to know why. Is it because you don't trust me?"

Naruto shook his head, "No that's not it. Everyone has this...preconceived idea of how I'm supposed to act and who I'm supposed to be. It changes a little bit with each person but the basic foundation of it is that I'm always supposed to be a loud, attention-hungry, hyper, happy, moron."

"And you're not?"

Naruto fiddled with his straw, "Not exactly."

Sasuke set his tea down, "What do you mean?"

"I'm not always like that. I have moments when I get sad and do you have any idea how tiring it is to always be a bouncing ball of chattering sunshine? Sometimes I just want to be quiet and think without someone thinking I'm upset or depressed. I'm not an idiot, naive yes, but not an idiot but I've always had to act like one so that no sees me as a threat."

Sasuke looked down and thought about it, "You're always calmer when it's just you and me."

Naruto nodded, "With everything you and I have gone through I feel most comfortable around you so I act more like all of myself."

Sasuke cleared his throat, "So you're saying that you are generally an energetic chattering ball of sunshine but you have a serious side?"

"In a nutshell."

Sasuke shrugged, "Okay. Even the sun gets blocked out by clouds and rain from time to time, just ask Shikamaru."

Naruto blinked in surprise then grinned as the tension he'd been unaware of melted from his body, "Thanks teme."

"Hn."

Naruto laughed and turned his attention to his ramen as it arrived, completely missing the swift glances accompanied by a barely there blush that Sasuke gave him occasionally.

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the last day of Sachiko's training

Shizune's mouth was hanging open as Sachiko wiped the saliva running from the corner of her mouth off. The transformed Uchiha had shocked the hell out of the medic-nin with how skilled the raven had become with the dildo. Apparently posing the challenge she had to Sasuke had inspired the Uchiha to become the best Shizune had ever seen at fellatio. Sachiko cocked a hip and smirked, "Well Shizune-san? Do I pass?"

Shizune's brow knit slightly but she nodded and pulled the blinds of the training room up, flooding the room with sunlight, "Yes, you pass inspection. This was the last thing you had to learn before being sent on a seduction mission so I'll go file the paperwork approving you to go on missions. Put these on," she handed Sachiko a red wig and a pair of dark sunglasses.

"Why?"

"I'm having Naruto come and and explain some of the things you'll face on these missions. All I've told him is that one of his comrades is joining the male kunoichi ranks. Do you want him to realize that it's you?"

Sachiko cursed mentally and put the wig and the sunglasses on as Shizune gathered up all the notes and paperwork she'd generated during the training. The medic-nin smiled before she left, "Alright come on in!"

The door opened and in walked a buxom blond wearing a pair of white jeans and a light blue tank top under a cropped white jean jacket. The blond wore high heeled sandals that matched the tank top and her hair was pulled back in a high pony tail, similar to Ino's without the single bang hanging down in her face. A pair of green tinted sunglasses perched on her nose. Sachiko swallowed slightly as Shizune said, "Naruko-chan this is Sachiko, I told you about her. Sachiko-chan meet Naruko. She'll be your advisor this afternoon. See you two in a little while."

Sachiko noticed that the whisker marks that were normally present, even in Naruto's female form, were missing and the sunglasses did a damn good job of disguising the bright blue eyes. It made sense, Naruto didn't know which one of his nakama he was about to advise and would obviously not want someone other than his team to know that he went on seductions missions. Without the telling whiskermarks and blue eyes Naruko was just another blond bombshell.

Sachiko was grateful that Shizune had given her the wig and sunglasses. She sincerely did not want Naruto to find out who he'd been flirting with lately.

Naruko hid a smirk at the sight of Sachiko in the red wig. If the ravenette were to find out that the only reason she was wearing the wig was to maintain the illusion that Naruto didn't know who she really was the blond would be a dead shinobi walking.

The blond went to sit down on the desk in front of Sachiko, "Sit down and get comfortable okay? This won't take too long."

Once the other was seated, Naruko crossed her legs swallowing slightly when the action was mirrored by Sachiko, "Okay now we both know that we're actually men under a transformation so I'm not going to bother with anything that Shizune-san has already warned you about. There are a few things though, that a male kunoichi has to deal with that our true female counter parts don't."

Naruko took out a scroll and tossed it at Sachiko, "That's a few scenarios that actually happened to me, you can go over them later. The first thing that you should know is that you will be required to kiss another man sooner or later and it will bother you, a lot. Even if you're gay kissing another man that you don't care anything about is something that you will want to balk at. You can't. Even if the mark is a pimple-faced, fat-ass slob, with spit leaking from the side of his mouth you'll have to make him believe that there's nothing else you'd rather do than kiss him."

Sachiko grimaced and the blond nodded, "Exactly. It's harder than you'd expect. Next thing is when you go after a mark you want to get the information before you get in so deep that they want to fuck because the last thing you want is for your virginity to get taken on mission of this type."

Sachiko swallowed, "You mean that I have a-"

"Hymen? Yes you do. A lot of the regular kunoichi that I talked to before I started going on seductions missions went to a teammate and asked them to take their virginity or they went to a bar and picked up a hot piece of ass for a one night stand. A few other kunoichi don't go on seduction missions anymore because they were raped by a mark."

"Have you..."

"Been raped?"

Sachiko nodded.

"No but I've had a couple of close calls. That's another thing, unlike other kunoichi we can transform back into a stronger form if we get in over our head but that carries the price of blowing a mission and possibly having to kill a mark."

Sachiko fingered the hem of her dress. She'd never once considered the dangers that kunoichi faced regularly, she'd never had to. Naruko slid off the desk and went over to the contemplative girl, laying a hand on her shoulder and smiling reassuringly, "It's a fact of life that I won't soften for you, one that every kunoichi I've ever met worries about before a mission. Instead of feeling guilty treat your female teammates with more understanding when they're nervous before a mission."

The disguised Uchiha took a deep breath, relaxing under the blond's hand, "Okay. Anything else?"

"Just one that you won't find in the scroll, you don't have as much body mass as a woman so you can't handle alcohol as well as you used to. I found that out the hard way when Anko took me drinking after a mission. I don't think I was able to move from the toilet until well after two in the afternoon the next day."

Sachiko chuckled, "Thank you Naruko-san."

"No problem, if I can save a fellow shinobi the trial and error I had to deal with I'm more than happy to advise."

Naruko stood and walked towards the door, pausing with her hand on the handle, "Good luck when you get your first mission Sachiko-san," and with that the blond walked out of the room. Sachiko pulled off the wig, changed her clothes and transformed back into Sasuke. The Uchiha stretched, enjoying being back in his natural form. He was relieved that he'd reached the end of the kunoichi training. He couldn't imagine that there was any mission they could give him that could possibly be more humiliating than the past three weeks. It was too bad for him that he was wrong.

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a month later

It took every ounce of control and Uchiha conditioning that Sasuke possessed to refrain from screaming 'what' as loud as it was humanly possible to scream. Tsunade however was biting her lip to keep from laughing at the Uchiha's expression. Shizune had no such qualms, she was laughing her ass off. Sasuke eyed the monstrosity of a dress the Hokage's assistant had brought out. It was pink satin with puffy shoulders, a bow on the front, and white lace trim going down the bodice. It also had ruffles and looked like something a mother would force her eight year old daughter to wear for fancy pictures. As if that wasn't bad enough, it came complete with white stockings, gloves, trimmed in lace of course, pink Mary Janes, and a pink parasol that matched the dress.

Sasuke's voice was strangled with horror as he asked, "And why does this mission require me to wear that," he gestured to the outfit with a shudder.

Tsunade's own voice was choked as well though the reason for this was barely restrained laughter, "The mark prefers his women in Lolita style clothing."

Sasuke gave the Hokage a look of pure loathing, "One day, I don't know when and I don't know how, but one day I will make you regret this. Deeply."

Tsunade lost her fight with laughter, "Aha-ha-ha Uchih-ha there is n-n-nothing you could do that ha-ha-ha would make me regret this."

Sasuke growled, grabbed the hideous outfit and the mission scroll, and stalked home to acquaint himself with the mission objective and don the THING.

He took a deep breath and opened the scroll. The mark's name was Watanabe Heero and he had a scroll containing some of Kumo's more powerful jutsu in his possession. The objective was to procure the scroll. Sasuke looked at the dress, "Could this possibly get any worse?"

He had apparently forgotten one of Murphy's Laws: It can ALWAYS get worse.

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Well how was it? Did anyone cackle with me? And how did I do on the solo sessions for Naruto and Sachiko? I hope you all enjoyed this chapter. Please do review and let me know what you thought. Next chapter will start with Sachiko on her mission. Take care darlings! Ja ne!