Naruto: God Of Wind

Naruto: God of Wind

The Journey Begins!



Disclaimer: I still don’t own Naruto and it still saddens me ;tear ;tear ;tear. Ok so here is the next chapter this one will probably suck more than the others yes I know “How’s that possible??!!” but it is so bear with me. This chapter will probably only go to Gennin graduation and meeting the teams. So I’m pretty much going with the flow and writing what comes to me as I go. May have lemon or may just elude to lemon not sure yet. Oh and all Characters look like they did post time skip, except Sakura who looks just like she did before the Chuunin exams except taller. Also Sasuke looks like he did in the Chuunin finals without the arm wrap and a bit taller. WARNING: My editor is being lazy and wont edit till thursday late night at which time if enough complaints are made I'll take this down and upload the edited copy.

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‘Brightness……….light………..sunlight……..morning……..oh shit!’ were just some of the thoughts of one Uzumaki Naruto as he slowly opened his eyes after an extremely successful night. Thinking back to the night before as he looks down and sees three beautiful naked kunoichi on top of him with a perverted smile.



Flashback no Jutsu!



“Oh look what we have here girls fresh meat!” whispered seductively a beautiful purple haired kunoichi in a tan trench coat, fishnet bodysuit, and orange skirt. As she pointed at the boy that for some reason drew the attention of her and her two friends, and made them each wet as soon as they entered the bar.



"Anko-chan I saw on the roster for the upcoming graduates at the academy today he's not even a gennin yet, he's just back in the village. He's only 15 going on 16." stated the red eyed beauty, who happened to be the only one of the group with any self control, when it came to her desires.



"So what? He looks like he's 20 at least which means he's bound to be fully developed down 'there' as well." firmly stated one horny Anko as she eyed her target like a snake stalking a mouse.



“Anko-chan he’s just a boy! An undeniably attractive boy, but a boy none the less.” stated the ever beautiful and graceful red eyed kunoichi now known as Kurenai. While staring intently on the young blonde in front of her, and attempting in vain to ignore the heat between her thighs.



“Doesn’t mean he doesn’t know how to work his ‘equipment’ does it Yuugao-chan?” Anko said while looking at her fellow purple haired kunoichi decked out in her Anbu uniform minus the mask.



“No it does not Anko-chan, no it does not.” responded Yuugao as she started licking her lips as she watched the blonde down another bottle of sake.



“So what say we go get a taste?” Anko said while licking her lips seductively. “I know your in Yuugao-chan, but what about your Kurenai-chan?” Anko asked curiously.



“Fine go for it, but I wont have anything to do with this he may look old for his age, but he’s still 15.” Kurenai stated firmly though with a hint of lust in her voice. Which was easily picked up on by her two friends who smirked evilly, as they both were suddenly behind her gently cupping a breast each.



“Come now Kurenai-chan I bet he’s hung like a horse and you haven’t had any since you broke up with Asuma four months ago, and started to join Yuugao-chan and me for some 'fun'.” Anko teased as she squeezed Kurenai’s beautiful firm breast.



“And from what you’ve told us he was hung like a squirrel that not once ever got you off hehehe” stated Yuugao as she to squeezed one of Kurenai’s perfect mid C-cup breasts, resulting in a moan from the beautiful red eyed kunoichi.



“Fine you’ve convinced me lets go then.” conceded Kurenai as they walked towards the blonde boy with an little extra sway in their hips. As they neared him he turned to face them with a perverted grin on his face, due to the fact that he heard every word of their conversation, because of his Kyuubi enhanced hearing. Also he would have been sure of their reason for approaching even if he hadn't heard what they were discussing, sine he was releasing a large amount of his Kitsune like pheromones in order to enhance their lust for him.



Six hours later………



“W…o…w…t…h…a…t…w…a…s…AMAZING!” panted out a thoroughly exhausted Anko as she slowly pulled the huge ‘pleasure stick’ as she liked to call it out of her and collapsed next to her friends, who had already passed out due to a combination of exhaustion and a pleasure overload.



“It was pretty damn good if I do say so myself hehe.” chuckled a now satisfied blonde Jinchuuriki as he laid on the soaked sheets in one of the girls apartments, though he didn't know who's it was.



“How did you do...it?” asked Anko as she was still slightly dazed from her last orgasm. While using Naruto‘s right shoulder as a pillow, and his right arm encircled her petite waist in a loving embrace.



“Well you see when a guys ‘penis’ gets hard, he then puts it in a girls ‘vagina’ then he pu-” Naruto started before receiving a quick elbow to the side.



“Not that!!” shouted a blushing Anko. “I mean you just kept up with a Tokubetsu Jounin, Jounin sensei, and Anbu Captain in the sack, and your what not even a gennin?” stated a curious Anko as she traced circles around Naruto’s chest while waiting for an answer.



“Practice my dear Anko-hime practice!” stated Naruto as he ran his left hand through her hair, then down to her face to gently cup her face and draw her into a deep passionate kiss. Once they pulled apart Anko’s eyes were even more glazed over her mouth half open with a bit of drool, while Naruto softly chuckled at her expression.



“WOW” was all Anko could get out before succumbing to her exhaustion and falling into a restful sleep, with Naruto not far behind, thinking to himself 'Wow indeed Anko-hime wow indeed.'.



Flashback Kai!!



‘Ah fun times’ thought the young blonde as he smiled with a perverted blush until he remembered he had to get to his gennin exams. With that thought he attempted to disentangle himself from the three beauties, key word being ‘attempted’ seeing as not one of the three seemed to be a morning person. Sighing and seeing that he still had an hour before he had to be at the academy he figured he’d ‘suffer’ through snuggling with three beautiful kunoichi each with the figure of a goddess.



‘Suffer yeah if Ero-sennin saw this he’d be salivating at the mouth, while giggling perversely and scribbling this down to put it in his books. That is if he hadn’t passed out at the sight of Yuugao-hime grinding on my dick to multiple orgasms, while Kurenai-hime was riding my face to several orgasms of her own, and seeing Kurenai-hime eating out Anko-hime to a few hard orgasms’ thought Naruto as he started to get a slight nosebleed, while drifting back off to sleep.



2 and a half hours later



‘Mmmmmm that feels good, but what is it?’ Naruto thought while waking up to a warm wet soothing feeling in his lower regions. Looking down he sees three beautiful women going to town on his fully erect manhood, with a soft chuckle he realized there’s a pattern with purple hair on the sides and black hair in the middle. His chuckle was cut short as his breath caught do to Kurenai taking a good portion of him in her mouth and a bit in her throat, while the to purple haired kunoichi were suckling his balls. After a few minutes of that he couldn't take anymore, and with a quick warning and a grunt he poured his load deep in Kurenai’s mouth. After the warning Kurenai backed off slightly so she could get a good taste. She swallowed hungrily as it just kept coming and the other two continued to lick and suck on Naruto’s balls, until he finished with a sigh, and a bit of regret as they all left their positions on his manhood.



“Good morning my Hime’s, now that’s the way to wake up!” stated Naruto as he punched the air enthusiastically causing the girls to giggle like they were back at the academy.



“Hmmmmm if you play your cards right you may wake up like that more often than not.” cooed Anko seductively in Naruto’s ear and with a lick she backed away and joined the other two sitting around him who were nodding in agreement.



“Oh then it’s lucky for me that I……..” he trailed off as he noticed the time and that he was an hour and forty five minutes late, and only had five minutes before their lunch was over and teams were announced. “I’m late as hell for the academy, good bye my Hime’s I hope we can do this again some time!” quickly mentioned Naruto as he threw his clothes on and gave each of the women a deep passionate kiss that made them moan at the intensity of the kiss. Only to pull back from the last one, look down and notice each of them still had their mouths still open with their eyes closed. Then with a small laugh and a gust of wind he was gone, leaving three women to bask in the thoughts of the best night of their lives, though it was soon broken by a panicking Kurenai.



“Shit I have to go pick up my team in an hour and I have to shower and get ready before that!” yelped Kurenai as she got up on shaky legs, but who could blame her she had just had wild sex with two other girls and a guy three times bigger than her only other male partner. Hell she was just lucky all she has to do is get to know her team today, and not having to test them till tomorrow or she’d be in deep shit. As she was gathering her stuff Yuugao and Anko were both happy they had just returned from A-rank missions the morning before so they had today and the next day off, due to them not being any more steady on their legs than Kurenai who was still wobbling around.



Academy 4mins and 30 seconds and one Pocky stop later.



Walking into class with a stick of chocolate flavored pocky in his mouth Naruto decides to survey the class. ‘Hmm a lazy Nara no surprise there, fat Akimichi again no surprise, quiet creepy looking Aburame again no surprise, loud arrogant Inuzuka yet again no surprise.' mentally listed off the blonde youth.



'Hmmmm gorgeous blonde with long hair and nice rack must be the Yamanaka, note to self try to get in her pants.' thought Naruto as he was staring at her with a slight perverted blush.



'Shy beautiful big breasted Hyuuga, well the beautiful big breasted is to be expected of a Hyuuga, but shy? Oh well makes her even more attractive!' Naruto mentally cheered that there were two potential 'playmates' already, and was hoping his luck held out.



Alas even his luck was not enough to save him from the next student. 'Next we have pink hair, huge forehead, no breasts obsessive fan girl must be a Haruno. Emo pretty boy obsessed with revenge and expects power to be given to him on a silver platter because of the clan he’s from, definitely an Uchiha, wait did he just check me out and blush a bit? No fucking way he‘s gay, well turning down all these ready and willing girls he has to be, or his clan would be well on its way hehe…….wait that’s not funny I’ll be on his team along with the extremely unattractive she-male. Oh NOOOOO! Now I have to watch my ass from my own teammate damn it!!! Why meeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!’ Naruto mentally cried, as he retreated to the corner of the room to cry at his misfortune.



"Excuse me sir why are you crying? Also who are you?" questioned a confused Chuunin with a scar across the bridge of his nose.



"I'm ;sniff the ;sniff new student, and I'm sad, because I'm gonna be on the team with that!" stated Naruto pointing at the Haruno, causing said Haruno to shake in anger, while he still sat there crying in the fetal position in the corner.



"Uh, how can you be so certain?" asked the still completely confused Chuunin. Which caused Naruto to look up and begin explaining.



"Well I won't be on the gorgeous Yamanaka" Naruto started causing said Yamanaka to blush deeply, "because she'll obviously be on the Nara, and Akimichi's team. In hopes of them becoming the next Ino-Shika-Cho trio." logically stated the blonde causing a certain Aburame nod in understanding of the logic. "I also wont be on the beautiful Hyuuga's team" which caused the Hyuuga to faint from being called beautful by such a handsome guy, "because she'll be on the Inuzuka, and Aburame's team in order to make an elite tracking team." concluded Naruto as he went back to crying in the corner, not noticing the shocked looks from the class that someone just walking in can guess the most likely teams in mere seconds.



“Ah well could join us Uzumaki-san so we can proceed? My name is Umino Iruka. Your late so you’ll have to take the test now in front of everyone is that ok?” greeted the questioned Iruka only to receive a sad nod from Naruto as he stood up. “You must make three bushin, score an 7 out of 10 in kunai and shuriken accuracy, detect and dispel a genjutsu, and land at least a glancing blow on Mizuki-sensei in the Taijutsu test. When your ready we’ll start with the bushin.”



With a yawn Naruto walked to the front of class snapped his fingers and whispered “Fuuton: Bushin no Jutsu” when suddenly twenty miniature tornados appeared, and then took the shape and appearance of Naruto. “Do I pass Iruka-sensei?” questioned Naruto to a dumbfounded Iruka.



“Uh……..what are those Uzumaki-san?” questioned the skeptical Iruka who thought it may be a genjutsu since he’d never heard of a wind element bushin before, and tried to dispel it only to fail.



“Huh? Those?” Naruto asked pointing at his bushin only to receive a nod from Iruka. “Well their my Fuuton bushins, my personal bushins that only I can make due to my bloodline. Their better than kage bushins they don’t take as much chakra, but can take more damage use fuuton jutsu for less chakra, and have the same recon bonus as kage bushins.” explained Naruto in a bored tone as he turned to see an awestruck class. Also a fuming Uchiha who believes the dobe shouldn’t have that power and that he should, because he deserves it, and a……



“Iruka-sensei the dobe cheated no way he can do a jutsu Sasuke-kun can’t!!” shrieked a banshee also known as Sakura Haruno.



“Huh? You say something flat chest?” questioned twenty one Naruto’s simultaneously, while each taking out a piece of pocky to chew on. Either not noticing or not caring about her barely contained rage at him pointing out her bust size or lack thereof.



“EEP!!” was the next noise heard and came from the shy Hyuuga that had just woken up, and had a bushin whispering certain ‘things’ in her ear, right before fainting...again.



“Hmmm wonder what he said?” mused the original Naruto as chewed on a piece of pocky, before dismissing the bushin to find out what it said. Only for him and the rest of his bushins to blush and get a slight nosebleed, which also caused the remainder of girls in class to shout about perverted bushins and what not.



‘Wow solid bushin and it’s a new element one that he says only he can make. Is this the power of the Kyuubi or something else.’ wondered Iruka along with his partner Mizuki, Though Mizuki’s was far more derogatory. ‘Damn Kyuubi gaki is doing to good, the council will be pissed if he passes. Oh well I can just beat him into the ground in Taijutsu. That way he’ll fail, because he has to ace all of the practical exams since he has no book grades.’ were Mizuki’s thoughts on the matter.



“Well next test the genjutsu portion of the test leave the room come back detect the genjutsu and dispel it.” stated Iruka while Naruto dispelled his clones only to find out one of his bushins had grabbed the Yamanaka’s ass which was why she was blushing crimson. So he did what any other slightly perverted man would do…..embarrass the poor lass while opening the door for further relations at a later date hehe.



“Sorry, Yamanaka-chan my bushin are all hands sometimes. Though I do agree, VERY nice.” Naruto said as he walked out the door, leaving an even more embarrassed Yamanaka while all the girls in class were staring at her intently. Several minutes later and a small genjutsu.



“You may enter Uzumaki-san and the test will begin when you do.” Iruka said quickly while Naruto walked into the center of the room.



‘Damn it’s to weak for me to no right were it is….oh well no biggy.’ thought Naruto as he suddenly released a chakra burst that quickly dispelled the genjutsu hiding the shinobi rule poster in the corner as well as one, strangely enough on the Haruno. “Oh my Haruno-san your even more flat than before hehehe if I didn’t know better I’d say you were a boy.” snickered Naruto, oh how he enjoyed tormenting the daughter of one woman Jiraiya had told him had vehemently protested for his death as an infant. Plus how infuriated she becomes is so addicting, it's like pocky.



“I’LL KILL YOU UZUMAKI-BAKA YOUR TRYING TO RUIN MY CHANCES WITH MY SASUKE-KUN!!!!!” shrieked the banshee.



“Uh how did passing my genjutsu test have to do with your chances scoring with the obviously gay Uchiha?” questioned Naruto in mock confusion, as he watched everyone look in shock as he questioned the Uchiha’s sexuality.



“How dare you say that about my Sasuke-kun you dobe he’s straight and he’ll fall in love with you just wait and see!!” retorted Sakura in a shrill voice that now would give a banshee a run for its money.



“Huh? He's about as straight as a bent kunai, besides he checked me out when I walked in and blushed?" said Naruto receiving a look of disbelief from most. "Fine how about I prove it?" Naruto asked, as he slowly pulled up his black muscle shirt, showing off his chiseled six pack to the Uchiha. Which caused said Uchiha to blush, have a nosebleed and look away a futile attempt to hide it both from the rest of the class.



“See he’s blushing and has a nosebleed hence he’s gay.” stated Naruto in a bored tone while he put his shirt down looked over to a passed out Hyuuga who was an unhealthy shade of red with a slight nosebleed, who had only regained consciousness moments ago. Also he noticed a blushing Yamanaka as well who had a slight nosebleed like the Hyuuga, he also saw the rest of the girls rethinking their interest in said gay Uchiha. Then he noticed the rest of the male population of the class on the ground rolling in laughter. After that he looked at a shocked Haruno who was staring at a blushing Uchiha with a nosebleed, she also quickly went into denial mode.



“That doesn’t prove anything he probably just looked at me when you did that!” shouted Sakura in obvious denial.



Naruto looked at her in shock before bursting out in laughter, and falling on the floor laughing at the audacity of this stupid delusional bitch. Before asking what everyone was thinking “Hahahahaha….you cause a nosebleed? Hahahahahahahahaha are you on crack?” After several minutes of this Iruka who had just then gotten over the shock that the last loyal Uchiha is gay quickly quieted the class down with the giant scary head jutsu which caused Naruto to laugh even harder. Several more minutes later Naruto finally calmed down wiped the tears from his eyes, and stood up.



“Ok, so next is the projectile accuracy test and Taijutsu test, now follow me outside.” quickly said Iruka before there were more distractions. Once outside Naruto asked to borrow kunai and shuriken for the test, and everyone looked at him like he was stupid. Until Iruka finally asked the question everyone was thinking “Uzumaki-san why don’t you have any kunai or shuriken?” while handing the required amount of weapons for the test over.



“What? I don’t need them with my style” answered the blonde in a bored tone as he took the shuriken and kunai from Iruka.



“Now you need to hit vital points 7 out of 10 times to pass.” Iruka reiterated as he stepped back as Naruto yawned and tossed them all casually at the same time at the stump. They seemed to be off mark, but a mysterious breeze blew them all into vital points. “Very good Uzumaki you’re the second one to ace it, only Sasuke got a perfect score before.” praised Iruka as Naruto made his way over to the Yamanaka.



“Hello beautiful? May I ask the name of the gorgeous woman who’s caught my eye?” asked Naruto while letting a good amount of pheromones out.



“Uh….Y-Y-Y-Yamanaka I-I-Ino it’s a pleasure to meet you um..?” answered the blushing voluptuous blonde



“Uzumaki Naruto at your service Ino-chan.” responded Naruto with a slight bow as he kissed her hand causing her to darken several shades of red. “Just wondering, would you like to go out some time for some ‘fun’?” asked Naruto to the now barely breathing out of pure embarrassment Ino. Before she nodded yes, then becoming even redder as she realized the full extent of what she just agreed to. She then proceeded to pull a Hinata and fainted into his arms resulting in right hand ‘accidentally’ grabbing her left breast and his left hand grabbing hold of her firm ass. Accidentally of course, before setting her gently on a nearby bench so he can take the final test, also so when he walks away he can see up her skirt hehehe. 'Oh my black lace.' thought Naruto with an obviously perverted grin.



“Next test is to land at least a glancing blow in pure Taijutsu against Mizuki, begin when ready.” Iruka said while watching them get into their stances, or at least Mizuki getting in his stance. Naruto just stood there staring at…..Ino? Or more correctly up Ino’s skirt!! “UZUMAKI-SAN EYES ON THE BATTLE!!!!” shouted Iruka in a futile attempt to get his student to take this serious. Iruka new Mizuki hated being underestimated and also hated doing this test, but his Taijutsu was the best of the Chuunin academy teachers. Now in this test they never expect anyone to hit and no one has though Sasuke came close, the true purpose was to test their abilities in a dire situation. Since if they said it doesn’t matter if they hit or not, they wouldn’t try their hardest, all Mizuki would do is dodge and throw slow punches which would weed out the truly weak gennin hopefuls. Though when Mizuki got angry he would hurt the gennin, So Iruka was slightly fearful for Uzumaki , because Mizuki looks pissed.



“Can we get this started I promised Anko-hime, Yuugao-hime, and Kurenai-hime I’d see them tonight for some more ‘fun’ hehehe.” Naruto stated going from a bored tone to a perverted giggle at the end.



This of course infuriated Mizuki even more since he had been trying to get a date with Yuugao for years. So he charged in a fury going for the knock out quickly. He used all his speed to get there fast then throws a right hook only to hit air. When he looked around he saw Naruto standing where he started chewing on a piece of pocky seemingly mocking him so he charged again launching into a round house kick only to have Naruto disappear again.



‘That speed, no way he’s faster than me!!! I’m an Uchiha I deserve that power!! Not that dobe!!! Though he does have cute ass’ thought a certain closeted homosexual Uchiha. As he watched in awe as Naruto was using speed that he couldn’t follow even in the slightest, hell he doubt’s the Sharingan even if he unlocked it would be enough to follow it.



“Wow so this is what a Chuunin of the Leaf is capable of? That’s pretty pathetic if you ask me.” ridiculed the now even more bored Uzumaki, as he dodged yet another flurry of blows from the irate Chuunin who was getting desperate. Then inspiration struck as he slowly reached for his kunai pouch.



“Uzumaki do you want to know why everyone hates you? Why you’re an outcast? I can tell you if you want to kno-” Mizuki was cut off by a hand which had wrapped around his throat violently squeezing cutting off all oxygen before anyone knew what was going on. The speed in which Naruto moved was faster than before, everyone was shocked in seeing this.



“Mizuki-teme if you choose to break the Sandaime’s law in front of the person said law applies to you will die! So choose your next words wisely!” Naruto whispered in a low threatening manner while looking him in the eyes leaking enough killing intent directly focused on Mizuki that caused him to shit and piss himself. Then finally when Mizuki could take no more before his heart stopped, a breeze came knocking his hat forward blocking his eyes releasing the killing intent. Naruto dropped Mizuki roughly and right before he hit the ground Naruto kicked him hard in the chest easily snapping several ribs, while sending him flying through the side of the academy. This whole battle spanning less than two minutes.



“So do I pass Iruka-sensei?” Naruto calmly asked Iruka who was actually trembling at what he just saw, while he took out another stick of pocky.



“Y-y-y-y-y-yes y-y-y-you p-p-pass U-U-Uzumaki-san.” stuttered a scared and severely shocked Iruka.



Hokage tower at same moment



“Naruto-kun is indeed impressive Mizuki was going to apply for the Jounin exams next year, so he is quite strong for a Chuunin.” said the impressed Hokage as he and his student watched Naruto’s gennin exams through his crystal ball.



“THAT DAMN GAKI I’LL KILL HIM!!!!” shouted the Sannin who had been oddly quiet since he heard Naruto refer to those certain Kunoichi as ‘hime’.



“Now now Jiraiya-kun Naruto-kun passed and exposed an unfit teacher, and actually saved Mizuki’s life by stopping him from breaking my law.” stated the wise Kage as he puffed on his pipe.



“I DON’T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THAT, DID YOU HEAR HOW HE REFERED TO THOSE KUNOICHI? AND SAID MORE ‘FUN’??” shouted a now irate toad sage.



“Yes, I heard and don’t see a problem.” said the now confused Sandaime.



“THE TONE HE USED!!! HE SLEPT WITH THEM, ALL THREE OF THEM!!! AND HE DIDN’T…..HE DIDN’T EVEN LET ME WATCH AND USE IT FOR MY BOOKS!!!!!” cried the perverted Sannin as he was now in the corner of the room crying so much it appeared as if he had fountains in his eyes, causing the aged kage to sweat drop.



Back at the Academy



“So do I get my hitai-ate now Iruka?” questioned Naruto as the Chuunin nodded dumbly and motioned everyone inside. Though that was easier said than done seeing as everyone was either in awe of Naruto’s strength, wondering what this secret Mizuki talked about, jealous of his power, or pissed that he showed up her precious Sasuke-kun. When they got in and Naruto was handed a hitai-ate, Naruto removed the cloth and used a sewing jutsu to sew it on his bucket hat.



“O-ok so now we going onto team announcements I’ll do this quickly as we don’t have much time, Team 1.….” as Iruka is listing off all the non important teams Naruto is scooting closer to the shy Hyuuga he had been eyeing the entire class period.



“Hello beautiful Hyuuga-chan may I ask your name?” politely asked Naruto as she seemed to shy to overload with pheromones he held them back…..for the moment anyways hehehe.



“A-ano…..H-H-Hyuuga H-H-Hinata……” stuttered the beat red Hinata as she was about to overload on perverted thoughts, pheromones or no pheromones. Her being a closet pervert, and this close to a handsome guy wasn’t helping her remain calm.



“Ah it’s a pleasure to meet your Hinata-chan I’m Uzumaki Naruto I hope we can become better ‘acquainted’ in the future ne? asked Naruto only to receive a barely perceivable nod , then with a foxy smile from Naruto she was back off to the land of dreams.



“Team 7 under Hatake Kakashi” Iruka listed off gaining Naruto’s attention since he knew it was his fathers students name. “Uchiha Sasuke, Haruno Sakura.” Iruka stopped to let the shriek and groan to pass before continuing “and Uzumaki Naruto.” After this he continued either not hearing ‘which is highly unlikely’ or not caring about the shouts of outrage from Sakura about being on that dobe’s team when she and her ‘Sasuke-kun’ were more than enough for a team.(rest of the teams are the same) “Your Jounin sensei will be here momentarily.” stated a proud Iruka as this class of future ninja has shown the potential to be truly great and he’s had the privilege of teaching them.



“Team 8!” shouted a female voice that made Naruto’s ear’s twitch and when he looked up and saw his Kurenai-hime he disappeared shocking everyone in class once again at his speed. Though they were more shocked when they saw team 8’s Jounin sensei in a fierce tongue battle with.........Naruto.



When the passionate kiss was done Naruto locked his slit deep blue eyes with her red eyes, and said in a husky whisper “Why hello again Kurenai-hime I’m surprised your walking this good after last night.” causing the Jounin to flush red in excitement from the memories of the prior night and the embarrassment of his statement.



“Well I did have to use a little medical jutsu I knew to ease the soreness Naruto-kun” replied the Jounin in a seductive whisper causing two guys in the room to faint with a nosebleed. Those guys being one Inuzuka Kiba thanks to his canine like hearing, and one Sarutobi Asuma who happened to be standing right behind the pair. Once this scene was done, which ended in a playful slap of Kurenai’s ass Naruto waited with his ‘teammates’ for his ‘sensei’. Said wait was taking to long so Naruto decided to take a nap, since he didn’t get much rest the night before not that he cared much since it was so damn fun. When suddenly there was a knock at the door rousing Naruto form his sleep. As he rose his head he saw a gray haired man with his hitai-ate covering his left eye, and then just standard Jounin uniform.



“Roof, five minutes.” was all the man said as he poofed away, leaving his students shocked….well two of them anyways.



“You heard the Cyclops roof in five see ya.” was all Naruto said before he disappeared in a gust of wind, leaving a confused pink haired ‘kunoichi’ and a fuming Uchiha.



“Good you finally decided to come.” stated the Jounin as he was reading his porno book, and giggling perversely. While Naruto sat there leaning up against a wall with his hat covering his eyes and arms crossed. “Names, likes, dislikes, dreams pinky starts.” Kakashi said as he pointed towards ‘pinky’.



“Can you go first sensei so we know what to do?” asked pinky while looking genuinely confused which made everyone look at her like she’s retarded.



“Uh….ok I’m Hatake Kakashi, I like porn, dislike GAY MEN!!!" causing one Uchiha to flinch, "I have no dreams other than to read Icha Icha books till I die, now go Pinky.” stated the one eyed Jounin.



“Um…I’m Haruno Sakura, and I like (looks at Sasgay and giggles) I dislike Naruto-baka, and my dream is to (looks at Sasgay and giggles again).” Pinky said while blushing and staring at Sasuke.



“OOOOOKKKKK……..the blondes turn.” quickly stated the perverted Jounin, while pointing at said blonde.



“Hmmmmm I’m Uzumaki Naruto ‘The Ultimate Ladies Man’ I love women, pocky, ramen, women, ramen, women, pocky, women, and did I say women?” asked Naruto receiving a disappointed nod from Sasuke, an angry nod from Sakura who was muttering about Ero-blondes, and a perverse giggle from their sensei. “I dislike fan girls and the fact that I…..I…..I…..I can’t get drunk no matter how much I drink.” Naruto all but whispered the last part with a tear in his eyes. “I have no dreams other than to marry lots of beautiful women!!!” Naruto ended his intro by pumping his fist in the air.



“T-t-t-that was beautiful Naruto-kun ;sniff ;sniff.” said Kakashi as he was crying in joy at his pupil as he finished his intro. “Now for Mr. Emo Pants.” Kakashi said as he motioned at ‘Mr. Emo Pants’.



“Uchiha Sasuke, I like….(looks at Naruto with a slight blush) I hate women, and I have two ambitions which are to revive my clan" causing a Pink haired kunoichi jump for joy, "THROUGH ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION!!!" which caused a whimper from previously mentioned pink haired kunoichi. "Also to kill a certain man!” firmly stated Sasuke. Which caused Naruto and Kakashi to pale and back away when he mentioned what he likes and dislikes. Though Sakura was unaffected, simply due to the fact that she believes he stared at her when he mentioned his likes, and meant by hating women that he meant all but her. Yes it is a sad world Sakura lives in, but hey the bitch is crazy.



“Uh………um………ok meet me at training field 7 at six tomorrow morning for your survival test, and before you shriek banshee.” Kakashi says while looking at Sakura who was taking a deep breath at the moment. “It’s different than what you did at the academy, this is to see if your ready to become a gennin. So be there on time, and don’t eat breakfast or you’ll puke. See ya.” Kakashi quickly said before he just poofs away.



“Hmmmm I wonder if Kurenai-hime’s done with her team yet hehehe.” Naruto mused out loud with a perverted giggle only to disappear in a gust of wind leaving. Leaving Sakura happy to be alone with Sasuke and asking for dates, while Sasuke was jealous of a certain red eyed kunoichi.



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Authors note: Ok this chapter was dull and sucked I know, but I didn’t know how to liven it up so I threw a lot of smut and comedy in it. Also this was pretty much my first attempt at a fight scene. Please read and review. I’m serious I want to get better and the only way that will happen is if you tell me how to. Now about Kakashi’s hatred of gay men I have no problems with gay people I just thought it would be funny to see Kakashi have to teach Sasuke because of the Sharingan and there to be tension between them. Which is caused by Kakashi’s homophobia hehehe. Ok poll time



Should Kakashi find out about Naruto’s heritage before the Chuunin exams or sooner?



Editors note: I the author edited it in order to lighten the work load of my buddy, who has a shit load of work at college, but if enough people complain about the grammar among other things sucking I'll force him to do it anyways and replace this.