Three Moons Over a Round Deer

(After reading a Doujin called +3 and seeing a picture that featured Shika/Temari throughout the series, The 3 phases of Shika/Temari love are as follows:
1: (Chunnin exams) * Temari =psychotic: Shikamaru=whatever*
2: (Rescue Sasuke Arc) *Temari = he's kinda cute when he's QQing: Shika = she's kinda hot in an apron*
3: (Time Skip) *Temari = ....we don't tell anyone: Shika=nods and holds her hand*)
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Some Pains you Wish Were in the Neck

I woke up to her clawing into my chest, my first thought to it was ‘ow,’ then next thought was ‘she’s back to her old self,’ and my last thought was ‘I better get away while I still have a body.’ I opened my eyes and looked around, she was still asleep on my chest, damn, she’s probably having a bad dream, how troublesome.

I ran my hands through her hair and she groaned, saying something about a child, then she swung at me. It was a hard blow to my solar plexus, I think she may have cracked a rib or two, and she was flailing around, screaming and crying about Gaara or something. Fuck that, I wasn’t taking another blow like that, yeah it was the fastest I’ve ever gotten out of bed, and I wasted no time putting her into a ‘shadow possession.’

I grabbed my chest as she did the same to hers, if it wasn’t for the fact I was in so much pain, I probably would have laughed at what she was doing. I forced her to get up and walk over to me, the only time I’ve ever used this Jutsu on my girl was when she was going to kill me or hurt herself unintentionally, and I really didn’t like to use it on her. I needed to find something to keep her held down, or restrained, luckily I could keep her where she was if I wanted thanks to a lot of training with my dad. I found some rope in her closet, god I hope she wasn’t planning to use it for sex, I tied her arms and legs up and released the Jutsu, then picked her up and put her beautiful naked body on the bed.

Alright, so I tied her up so she wouldn’t hurt herself while I went to get some advice, I grabbed my pants and a shirt and started thinking about the situation. She was freaking out about something major in her dream; I needed to find out why. She said something about Gaara, so I’m going to him first, and a child, so it must be something having to do with his birth. I put my clothes on and wrote a note that said I’m sorry for tying her up and promised to have kinky sex with her later if she promised not to kill me (which she was going to) and left, please Kami, let me help Temari in any way I can.
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I think I made it to the office in record time, so much so that when I ran into the Kazekage’s office, the guards stepped aside, Gaara must have seen me coming. His guards left with a wave of his hand and he simply asked me, “What happened?” I told him about what happened the night before with their brother and about what happened this morning, and he looked out of the window, trying to process what had happened. “I see, so you need to know about what happened on my birth then,” he sighed, man, if I didn’t know any better, I’d say this wasn’t the first time she’s flipped out about this.

He told me more then I ever wanted to know, about the Shukaku, his mom’s death, and a lot of Temari’s problems when dealing with that trauma. He told me about himself as well, which may have added to her toughness and cruelty towards men she cared about. He told me about the invasion of Konoha, how she didn’t think it was the right course of action, meaning she didn’t like war, and he told me about the fight with Naruto that changed him in many ways. The more he told me about this, the more I saw her world in a way, but I needed to know more, and I knew exactly who I needed to talk to. I thanked Gaara for answering me, and I left for Temari’s Apartment so I could talk to the most beautiful woman I know about herself.
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I’m so glad I tied up her arms and legs; I swear she was going to bite me for tying her up like that. “Let me out of these ropes now, or I’m going to kill you,” she screamed, which was a lie, she was going to kill me anyways. “No Temari, we need to talk,” I said calmly, rubbing my chest softly to see if I had any bruises, “see, you had a really bad dream and you hit me hard in the chest. For a second I thought you had cracked my rib cage, so I had to keep you restrained so you wouldn’t hurt yourself. I tied you with ropes and left because I needed to talk to your brother about this, and I mean Gaara not him.” She looked a lot calmer when I had finished, and she asked if I was ok, to which I nodded.

I told her that I was concerned and asked her what was happening and the room went quiet for the longest time. The only word she said after half an hour was “Gaara…” which told me that everything had to do with her mom’s death. “Temari, I want to know what’s wrong, not because you should just get it off your wonderful chest, but because I don’t want you to feel hurt.” All she did was cry; I could tell that whatever was on her mind was powerful and painful, such a drag.

She told me she was worried that was going to be her fate too, that she would die as a result of giving birth. She also thought about what would happen if her child was anything like Gaara before their visit to Konoha. Even more so, what if she couldn’t be accepted by my family as her brother Kankuro was towards me. I moved closed to her bound up body and kissed her on the lips and looked deep into her soft teal jewels and said, “My mom is a bitch to everyone, my dad would probably get motivated for once and build a room for us to ‘have fun’. As far as you dying at childbirth Temari-chan, I think death would take one look at your spunky ass and say ‘get the fuck back there,’ and besides that, our kid is going to be way too lazy to really want to do anything.”

I wasn’t entirely bothered when she laughed, hell, it was much better then seeing her cry, if I really wanted to see tears, I’d go look for Uchiha Sasuke again. We kissed somewhat passionately and thought that I should take advantage of our ‘situation.’ “Temari, I know you’re going to hate me for this, but…” I trailed off as I put her tied up ankles behind her head, and she did not look happy about it. “Shikamaru, when I get untied, my fan is going to break your skull open,” she said with fire in her eyes and breath, I just smiled and said it was totally worth it.
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For the first time since we started dating, I was finally in control. Kami, I didn’t even know where to start, should I fuck her until she can’t breath anymore, tease her until she begs for it, or just masturbate over her body and cum on her face? Oh fuck, I had the best idea, I grabbed her Forehead Protector and covered her eyes with it, which caused her to bitch more, so I grabbed one of her clean socks and shoved it in her mouth, and far enough so she couldn’t just spit it out. I took a moment to enjoy the silence; it was music to my ears, kinda made me wish I had duct tape too, after all, that kind of silence is silver.

“Oh what to do, what to do,” I said, gently tapping on her small bud, thinking about what I should do with her. She was blushing bright red, and I giggled, man, what the hell was wrong with this? I never frigging giggle, ever, I don’t really ever laugh, and since when does Temari fucking blush before, during, or after we fuck? I grabbed everything I could think of using on her and brought it over to the bed, and all she could do was blush crimson and sweat a little, she must be horny and very nervous about it.

When I had everything I needed, I thought about it and it dawned on me, I didn’t know if she was ticklish. She shuddered and squirmed a bit as I moved behind her, man I don’t think I’ve ever seen Temari-chan so nervous. I softly traced my index finger over her left heel, and she squirmed more, so I tickled her more, happy with the reaction. I grinned when she struggled to break free, even more so as I moved up her legs, lightly playing with the back of her knees using my fingertips. “Oh my, my sweet little fan dancer is ticklish?” I asked myself out loud, to which I got a reaction of muffled screams and a beet red face of a beautiful woman.

Ok, so her legs and feet were ticklish, but just how tough is my little emerald? I moved my fingers towards her armpits, even though the sock, I could hear her blood curdling roar and some of the most obscene words coming from her lips. I think she was trying to suppress her laughter, especially when she squirmed and closed her armpits, damnit I hardly even got a chance to play with her. Her neck scrunched when I tried to move to that, fuck she’s good. Oh well, I’ve had my little fun, I think it’s time to get serious.
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I grabbed a vibrator she had hidden under her bed, man she isn’t the best at hiding things. I wasn’t going to waste time with her either, so I put the vibe right onto her nipples while turning it on. I loved hearing her soft, muffled moans and how she squirmed at the touch of her toy vibrating against her soft and fairly large breasts. I grabbed the large melon on the left side of her chest, softly squeezing as the toy was traced down her body.

Her belly tried to pull back as I moved around her belly button, fuck I love this, now I see why she enjoys torturing me so much. I moved the toy down, a low hum as well as her muffled moaning and screaming were the only things that could be heard. When I got to her crotch I did by far the two most torturing things she will ever know, and the first was to not place the pulsing toy anywhere near her vagina.

The other thing would probably get me killed later, as I softly pushed it into her ass. Even with the sock in her mouth, her blood curdling scream was near deafening. Man, when this is all over, I’m going to be beaten to death, so I pushed it in deep and turned the vibrator on high. Her screaming started turning to a low moaning, so I started to look for her anal g-spot, easy for me since this is my favorite place to screw her.

Damn, it was becoming troublesome while she was squirming, but I eventually found it, judging it all on her moaning, which at that moment was high pitched and loud. I figured I could make it better by fingering her clit, which resulted in her having a massive orgasm, squirting all over the place. Wait a minute, she squirted, fuck man, she must be really horny if she’s doing that, and it’s all over my pants, wait a pain.

Keeping the vibrator inside of her, I pulled my pants off, and I figured I might as well fuck her now. On the other hand, she was incapacitated and looked very wet down there, so my dick could wait a little longer while I played with her some more, right? I slowly wormed 2 of my fingers into her slit, instantly causing a muffled moan and a few silenced swears from her lips. Her pussy gripped my fingers tightly as I began to wiggle and thrust them inside of her, her sweat glistened on her chest, Kami she was obviously really hot right now and looked hot too.

I could feel the vibrator pulsing in her underside, and it felt like she was going to climax again, so I did yet another cruel thing to my poor girlfriend. “Shikamaru, no more, I can’t take it,” was all she said as my thumb rolled over her very hard nub; this was the moment that she came, and oh boy did she orgasm. This had to be the most troublesome position this woman has ever put me through, her vagina tightened so much on her orgasm, it felt like my fingers had broken, and for some reason, she squirted again, some of which hit me straight in the eyes, and even I’m confused as to how that happened. I eventually pulled my hand out and took five, waiting for her to calm down before I stuck my penis into her.
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I heard the vibrator stop, meaning the batteries died, this is starting to now become a pain. I pulled it out of her with a loud popping sound, following by a painful scream coming from Temari. I searched her apartment for some batteries, and came across some in a drawer by the sink in her kitchen. I threw out the old ones and put the new ones in, then headed right back for her, Temari looked pissed, hurt, and somewhat horny, I could tell by her body movements at that moment, because if I could see her eyes then, I swear I would have been burned alive.

I sat next to her and smiled, I had been a little mean to her, and it’s not like Temari had been this cruel towards me. I took her vibrator and slowly pushed it into her pussy without turning it on, she cooed for every inch of her toy that went into her. When I felt that the vibrator was lubricated enough, I pulled it out, creating another loud pop as well as a hard moan from Temari, then I moved the vibrator into her ass again, and she moaned, even more so when I turned it on to high.

When the vibrator was fully inside of her, I grabbed her tits and moved my painfully hard cock into her vagina slowly, and boy, did her cries of pleasure sound good right now. I was all the way in, my dick didn’t hurt as much as it did only a few seconds ago, and all I could think of doing was sucking and licking those wonderful melons she had on her chest. I could hear her moan as I thrust into her hard, nibbling her neck as she screamed my name through the sock. How bothersome, I love it when she begs for more, so I took the sock out of her mouth, and she took a deep breath and said, “harder Shikamaru, please give me more.”

I couldn’t help but obey my blind and bound lover, although with her pussy gripping me like it was, it was hard to pull back and push forward. I was thrusting as hard as I could despite that, and she was gasping and moaning, trying desperately to break free of her ropes. Her body started to loosen, making it easier to thrust in her, and boy did it fell good to move again. Combined with the vibrator that was pushing against my cock as well as pulsing through her entire lower half, not to mention her pussy was practically pulling me in, I wasn’t going to last long inside of her.

“S-Shikamaru, if it weren’t for the fact that this feels so damn good, you would be dead just after this,” Temari panted, and I knew she was serious about this. That being said, I mercilessly hammered my way into her crotch, causing her to howl with lust. I sucked on her nipples and she finally lost it again, it was a weird orgasm for her, her walls tightened and loosened at various times, and when it was finally at its tightest, oh man, she was going to kill me for it. She gasped as the first few shots flew into her insides, the shocked cause her to loosen her grip, and I pulled out immediately and came all over her chest and face, then we both passed out.
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I woke up a while later to see three out of place things, an open bottle of morning after pills were on the bedside table, I saw a bunch of ropes and a sand forehead protector sitting next to me, and Temari was looking down at me with her fan in hand, and she look pissed. “Temari-chan, I didn’t mean to cum inside of you and-“ I was cut of by a heavy blow to the head from the hard iron fan. She hit me over and over all while saying only this, “DON’T EVER FUCKING DO THAT AGAIN!” The last blow was so hard, I blacked out.
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(Ok, so there’s been a lot of sex in this story, so I think in the next chapter, it’s going to be a very sweet story with no sex. Oh, and you’re all going to love the end of it, as well as the nice pause from the real hardcore stuff. Anyways, hope you’ve had a good read.)