Mixed Communication

Summary: Sometimes it's not a lack of understanding that's the problem - it's when the other person understands far too much.

Disclaimer: I do not own any Naruto character. In fact, most likely my favorite one won't even make it in this story *sigh* have fun in Hong Kong Itachi!!!

Warnings: YAOI, boyxboy, definate LEMON, language per usual, smutty!Deidara

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A certain long-haired blond did not in any way, shape, or form miss the exit of two certain men. A smirk crossed his face. Goal!

He motioned to his dance partner that he was going back to the table. She followed him, buzzed from the dancing. As they paused by their table, Sakura looked around, trying to find her best friend. Deidara caught her arm and smirked, shaking his head. He leaned over and whispered, “Let’s get some air, yeah?”

Sakura nodded at him. Deidara led her up the stair to the VIP area and outside onto a patio. The air was chilly after the heat of the club, it felt amazing. He peered around wondering if he could catch a glimpse of the two hotties who had just left the club, but no such luck.

“What’s up?” Sakura said. She leaned against the railing, wiping sweat from her brow and gazing out on the city lights.

“You remember what we were talking about earlier, with Sasuke-kun and Naru-chan?”

“Yeah?”

“Well, it looks like Sasuke made his move. I saw the two of them running out of here just a few minutes ago.”

“Eh? That was fast,” Sakura said, frowning. “Are you sure that Sasuke isn’t a playboy?”

“When have you ever known Naruto to be seduced by a mere playboy?”

“Well, true, but…”

Deidara leaned over the railing. “And yes, I’m sure. I’m not sure Sasuke would even know how to have a one-night stand. He’d consider it a failure, and he’s too stubborn for that. His thing with his last boyfriend should’ve only lasted a couple months, but he let it drag on for a year and a half.”

“Oh, well, that’s good. Naruto – well you know him, he’s way too much of a romantic at heart – hm.”

They shared a look. “Hm,” Deidara replied, nibbling his bottom lip. “Well, yeah, un. Let’s just hope they actually like each other for more than hot, sweaty man sex. Or this could get –“

“Complicated.”

The two moped for a few minutes, leaning against the railing.

“Well, at least there’s the hot sweaty man sex,” Deidara finally said. “It’s been way too long for Sasuke, probably at least a few months.”

Sakura sighed. “Yeah. For Naruto it’s probably been, um...” She counted on her fingers, murmuring to herself, and then held three of them up.

“Three months? Well, that’s not that bad,” the blond replied.

Sakura shook her head. “Not months.”

“Years?!”

She shrugged. “Well, you know, in college he only dated a couple of guys, and ever since then we’ve been working, so!”

“You little slave driver!” Deidara had to admit to himself, the image of Sakura in leather with a whip was something he could find very realistic. Not appealing, but realistic.

“Hey! It’s not like I haven’t been trying to foist him off on someone!”

“Man, three years….” Deidara sighed, and then smirked. “And he’s going to be bottom…”

“Hey! What’s with that face?”

The blond leered at her. “Think about it.”

“What? Ack!” She covered her eyes and shook her head back and forth. “Erase! Erase! I don’t need those images in my head! Especially about my best friend’s ass!”

Deidara just snickered, and then had a thought. “Oh hey, have I shown you my new phone?” He pulled it out and held it up to her, beaming. “Look! I got a sakura charm! Just to celebrate you being over here!”

“Aww, so cute!” Sakura said. “And don’t think I’ve forgiven you either, baka.”

Deidara grinned. “Not like you haven’t seen worse, miss cherry lips. Or done worse. Remember, I’ve met your boyfriend.”

Sakura blushed. Deidara smiled in victory, and then checked his phone. “Ack! I missed a call from Itachi!”

The pinkette waved him away. “Shoo, call him and share that dirty mouth with someone who actually appreciates it.”

Deidara stuck his tongue out at her. “Maybe you want to listen in, princess?”

“As if! See you in a few!”

“Have fun! Don’t give all those guys too many nosebleeds now, ya hear?”

“Don’t worry, I’ll wait for you before I get through too many of em!”

Deidara shook his head as the pinkette disappeared into the club. He flipped his phone open and pressed Itachi’s speed dial, waiting through the ringback music. He always had had a soft spot for Nine Inch Nails. Though it had been amusing to see Sasuke’s face the one time he’d borrowed Deidara’s cell phone to call his brother. Evidently the infamous ice prince had issues hearing that his brother’s phone wanted to fuck him like an animal.

“Hello?” answered a deep, sleepy voice. Deidara just about melted right there.

“Itachi?”

“Mmmm?”

“What are you wearing?”

The other man chuckled, a sound that sent shivers down his spine. “Nothing. Should be wearing a certain blond right now. I thought me bringing Sakura’s stuff over was going to fix that problem for me.”

“But ‘tachi!”

“Hn. I should punish you for it, you know that right? Especially since you missed my phone call earlier.”

The blond’s breath caught. Itachi could always do this to him; make his mind flood with crazy images. He knew the other man could hear his breath on the other end of the phone, too.

“Though that might have to wait until I get back. Unless...”

Oh, this couldn’t be good.

“How about you don’t let anyone touch you until I get back?”

“Feh, like I’d let anyone but you touch me anyways, yeah.”

“Including yourself?”

The blond’s eyes widened. “Itachi!”

More chuckles rumbled through the phone’s speakers. “Poor pet. Do it for me?”

Deidara just growled. The bastard was so not fair.

“I promise you, when I get back, I’ll take the whole day off, and I will do anything and everything I want to you, baby. And I do mean everything.”

“Itachi...” Deidara moaned, frustrated and incredibly horny at the same time, bemoaning the fact that his boyfriend was such an unrepentant sadist.

“And I really wish you were here right now, too. It should be your pretty little mouth on my cock instead of just my hand. It isn’t nearly the same.”

“Bastard.”

“You never did tell me what you were wearing.”

“Mmm, just the normal. I’m out dancing with Sakura.”

“Having fun?”

“Yeah, yeah,” the blond replied, sitting down in a chair and adjusting his pants. “Pants are way too tight now though, asshole.”

Deidara could feel the smirk all the way through the phone line.

“Did Naruto not come out with you? I always thought you said you three made quite the hit – jet lag getting to him?”

Now, it was Deidara’s turn to chuckle. “He was here, but he’s gone already.”

“Already? I thought he was one of those self-proclaimed abstinence persons, or something?”

“Well, not quite. But you won’t believe this.”

“Oh?”

“What if I was to tell you that your baby brother dragged the blond out of here not twenty minutes ago, probably planning on taking him home and fucking his brains out?”

The phone was silent. Deidara checked to make sure they were still connected, and then held the phone back up to his ear.

“Hn.”

“Itachi?”

“Interesting.”

“Yes?”

“I never knew my brother and I shared a taste for blonds.”

. . .

A couple blocks away, two men sneezed in unison, and then shared an odd look. Shrugging, they turned the corner, Sasuke tugging lightly on his blond’s wrist with two fingers. He looked back to see what the hang-up was.

“Sec sec, have to answer Sakura’s text.”

Sasuke growled. “Can’t you text and walk at the same time, dobe?”

“Of course, bastard!”

Sasuke just turned and continued on without releasing the blond, forcing Naruto to stick his tongue out at the back of his head before he started replying to the text. “Ack!”

“Watch it! Idiot!”

Naruto relaxed just a bit against the body of the other man, relishing the feeling of his embrace and the fact that Sasuke had caught him so he didn't fall. The raven’s next words totally ruined that feeling.

“Evidently you can’t walk and text at the same time.”

“Hey! Teme!”

Sasuke just gave him a pointed look.

“There was something in the road! Or something,” Naruto said, looking down in vain for the offending item. “Maybe I squashed it?”

“Hn.” The look the raven cast at him was appraising. “Maybe you’re more drunk than I thought.”

“I am not!”

“Not that it really matters.”

“Hey - what! You’d take advantage of me when I’m drunk?”

“Definitely.”

“But that’s just wrong!”

“Hn.”

“Bastard!”

Suddenly Naruto found himself pressed up against the wall of the building they were walking next too, with a raven attacking his neck. Said raven chuckled at the small moan the blond let escape from his lips. “You like it, dobe,” he said, blowing on the abused flesh. “You should count yourself lucky that I’m taking you home instead of taking you right here,” he continued, letting one hand slip around to cup the blond’s ass, curling his fingers against the crack.

“Bastard...”

The raven let out a low chuckle. “You said that already,” he replied, nibbling again at the soft skin of the blond’s neck.

“Mm, oh yeah. Well, um, take me home or lose me forever?”

Sasuke stepped back, giving Naruto an incredulous look.

“Did you just quote Top Gun at me?”

“Well, um, yeah?” the blond said, grinning widely and scratching the back of his neck.

Sasuke sighed, and turned back towards his apartment. “Such an idiot,” he replied, holding his hand out.

Naruto slipped his fingers into the offered grasp, and grinned as they continued on their way.

. . .

As soon as they were in the apartment, Naruto didn’t even have the chance to look around before finding himself with his back against another wall. Sasuke, he was pretty sure, was obsessed. Not that he minded. Though he hoped he’d brought along some turtlenecks.

The raven tugged at his shirt insistently, bringing Naruto back to himself. “Hey, careful, that’s my favorite shirt!”

“Hn,” the raven replied, nipping a bit more fiercely in retaliation. Then he looked at the blond. “You wore your favorite shirt for me?”

Damnit. There was that blush again. “Maybe,” he muttered under his breath.

The raven caught it and smirked, but was gentler as he slid the shirt down Naruto’s arms and tossed it in a corner of the entryway. The orange wife beater met the same fate a few seconds later. Naruto felt a hand tugging at the waist of his jeans, and then Sasuke looked around and turned, pulling the blond behind him.

“Hey!”

“Come.”

“I don’t come on command, you know.”

Sasuke turned his head and smirked. “The night is still young.”

“Bastard.”

Naruto glanced around quickly before he was taken into a bedroom and pushed back on a large bed. He lifted himself up on his elbows and looked up at the raven, pulse quickening at the look of sheer lust in the other man’s eyes. For a moment, Naruto started to feel uncertain about the whole thing. This was completely new territory for him – ok, so not the guy part, but the met-you-just-today-and-am-going-to-be-fucked-by-you-tonight thing. Sasuke’s eyes softened just a bit in response to the uncertain look, and leaned over for another kiss, banishing all doubts from the blond’s head by replacing them with the heady mixture of pleasure and desire.

Then he stood up and started to unbutton his own shirt. Naruto watched languidly as more and more of that pale skin was exposed, unconsciously licking his lips when the shirt was completely off. A buzz of anticipation entered him as the raven started to unbutton his pants, sliding them to the ground without losing eye contact with the blond. Blue eyes flicked down to black silk boxers, then up to even darker eyes as the raven came to the bed and leaned over the blond, placing two hands on either side of his head and dipping into a kiss. Naruto closed his eyes, feeling the warm hot wetness of the raven’s mouth covering his own then pulling up, making him lift up to follow it. He felt the smile against his lips, then a harder kiss, over and over, teasing him, making him groan in frustration.

Then the raven kissed his way down the blond’s body, tongue flicking out to taste a nipple that was already hardened before continuing down to the spiral tattoo around his belly button. Sasuke pulled him to the edge of the bed and unbuttoned his pants, tugging them down along with his boxer shorts. Naruto could feel his breath ghosting over the length of his cock. Sasuke nuzzled into the skin of his stomach. Naruto opened his eyes and looked down, gazing into those depthless eyes that hypnotized him. He tried moving his hips to encourage Sasuke to move his mouth, but the raven held him down, smirking.

“Impatient, Naruto?”

“Shut the fuck up and suck me, bastard.”

The raven lifted up and opened his mouth, letting his tongue flick out to tease the underside of Naruto’s straining erection. He made a small noise of pleasure in the back of his throat at the blond’s reaction, and looked up, saying, “Don’t you dare try to be silent.”

Naruto’s eyes widened and he shook his head quickly.

“And keep your eyes open.”

No problem. He didn’t want to miss a thing.

. . .

Sasuke kept eye contact with those gorgeous blue orbs as he wet his tongue and then licked slowly from the base of Naruto’s cock to the top, taking the head in his mouth and suckling it gently. The tip of his tongue played in the slit, and then swirled around; reveling in the taste and texture and the sound of Naruto’s breathless panting. He brought a hand up, lightly caressing the other man’s balls. He loved the softness of the skin and the way he could feel them rolling between his fingers. Giving a good hard suck, he slowly started to bob his head down, taking more and more of the blond’s length into his mouth. Naruto’s eyes were hooded with pleasure, and his hands were fisting in the sheets as his body strained up towards the raven’s mouth. It was harder than he remembered to take it all in, but totally worth the reaction when he swallowed around the hard cock. He rolls his tongue against the blond, switching things up every few moments, trying to keep the blond on edge. When he looked up again, the blond’s head was thrown back, and the blush really did extend down further than just his cheeks. So beautiful.

But this was just foreplay. He didn’t want Naruto to come just yet.

He lifted his mouth from the cock, licking the head again before saying, “Naruto.”

A disappointed groan was all that answered him.

He smirked. “How are you supposed to watch when you’re not even looking?” Sasuke purred, nuzzling against the blond’s length.

The blond lifted his head and glared at him. “Fucking bastard,” he whispered, watching as Sasuke put his lips together and sucked on the underside of his cock, working his way down the shaft. The raven then took one of his balls in his mouth, urging the blond to lift his legs and spread them further apart. He gently sucked on each of the balls before pulling back and letting his thumbs fall to either side of the blond’s hole, pulling the skin taught. He let his tongue run flat over the surface, smirking at the blond’s indrawn breath, and then did it again. He let the tip run around the edges of the hole. So tight. He wanted his cock buried in this delicious ass so badly, but wanted to make sure the blond was fully ready for him before then.

He let the tip of his tongue try to wiggle into the hole, feeling it spasm around him. So good. But it wasn’t his tongue he wanted in there, and he’d need more lubrication than just saliva if he didn’t want things to hurt. He sucked at the sensitive flesh, loving all the little noises Naruto made, before kissing his way back up the blond’s body. His hand moved to his lovers cock before he kissed him, feeling the blond wrap his arms around him, one hand going down to his silk-covered ass to press him closer, grinding up against him.

“I want to see you,” the blond whispered.

Sasuke smiled into the kiss. “Get up in the middle of the bed, and hold yourself open for me.”

Naruto complied, watching as Sasuke stood and took off his boxers. Blue eyes widened just a bit at the sight of his cock. Sasuke loved that look of desire. He rummaged in his bedside table and came up with condoms and lotion. Not perfect, but he’d thrown out his lube months ago, and hadn’t ever expected to be in this situation. But he was so glad to be here. He took a moment just to admire the sight of the blond on his bed, covered in sweat, tan skin covered in his marks, hands holding asscheeks apart so wantonly. Need radiated off of the skin of the other man, overrode any other expression in his eyes. Sasuke had to hold back from burying himself balls deep in that heat. Soon, very soon.

He crawled over the bed sheets, kissing the inside of the blond’s thighs and back up that delicious body, capturing that pouting mouth in a kiss as his knuckles slid up and down the blond’s cock. He flicked the cap of the lotion open and took some in his hand, spreading it over his fingers. He let a fingertip rest at the blond’s entrance, feeling his partner’s breath speed up as he pressed in to the tight heat.

“You ok?” he whispered.

The blond nodded, wrapping his arms around the raven. “Been a while,” he said, chuckling.

Sasuke smirked, heat rushing through him at the thought of the tightness that awaited him. He pressed his finger in further, and then moved it in and out, feeling Naruto slowly relax. He distracted him with kisses as he pressed a second finger in, twisting his fingers around.

After a few moments, the blond nodded, and said, “More.”

Kissing the blond lightly, the raven teased the blond, saying, “More what?”

“More… please… Sasuke…”

He curled his fingers at the sound of his name, earning a strangled gasp from the blond. Of all the sounds Naruto made, he loved the sound of his own name the most. He could feel his cock twitch in impatience. Almost, he thought, almost.

One more finger to make sure everything was ready. He thrust his fingers in and out of the blond, groaning himself as the other man started to move his hips, fucking himself on the raven’s fingers. Sasuke moved his fingers around with each thrust, searching for that one spot – and when the blond arched with a strangled cry, he knew he’d hit the jackpot.

“Sasuke,” the blond whimpered.

“What baby?”

“Sasuke, please, just fuck me already, please Sasuke.”

So fucking hot. Who was he to deny such a lovely request?

He pulled his fingers from the blond’s entrance, ripping open the condom and putting it on before slathering more lotion down his length. He hissed at finally being able to feel something on his own cock and pumped himself a couple of times before pressing the head to the blond’s entrance.

He looked up into blue eyes, and said “Ready?”

Naruto nodded impatiently. Smirking, he gathered the blond to him as he pushed in. He nuzzled the side of his head, and said, “I can’t promise to be gentle, Naruto-chan.”

The blond’s only response was to growl and push his heels against the raven’s back, making him thrust all the way into that sinfully tight heat.

“Fuck me, just fuck me, just fuck me.”

He loved it when a guy talked dirty to him. Pulling back, he proceeded to do just that, the blond meeting his every thrust as he went at him hard and fast and deep. It was amazing. He lost himself in the pleasure, feeling Naruto’s hands on his back urging him on, urging him to fuck harder and faster. He turned and caught the blond in a deep kiss, wanting so much connection with him. It was hotter than anything he’d ever done. Breaking the kiss, he whispered, “Touch yourself for me, Naruto. Touch yourself, I want to do this together.”

One of the hands on his back slipped down and between them. He gazed into Naruto’s lust-hazed eyes, captured by the depth of the blue, feeling his pleasure climbing higher and higher. He was amazingly tight. Sasuke narrowed his eyes in pleasure and kissed him again, letting the pleasure build up, whispering “Come for me, Naruto.”

The blond let out a loud cry, the wetness of his release splashing between their bodies. Heat clamped down around Sasuke’s cock and he couldn’t help it – the pleasure overwhelmed him and he could feel himself releasing, crying out the name of the blond, giving a few more thrusts before it was too much. He collapsed to the side of the blond, slowly withdrawing, gazing into the others eyes as pleasure drifted throughout his body. So beautiful. So fucking beautiful. He lifted a hand and brushed the hair back from the sweat-slicked face of his lover. Fuck good taste. Fuck good judgment. He wouldn’t’ve traded that experience for the world.

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Review Responses

Arashi-Kumo - Awww, there's a little taste of Itachi.... and I might let him come back in, just because I love him soooo... even though I keep telling myself I should write something without him! Self-denial is not my strong point though ^_^

Dacedarrien - me? evil? *looks innocent* *steals the cookies while no one's watching* *whistles a sweet little tune* never! Hopefully this update will be... satisfying :)

Midnight Essence - :) I love trancy techno. Sasuke is totally evil... and totally pervy... and totally hot (though Itachi is even more so) :) Hope this chapter ups the temperature scale for ya :)

Prism0467 - ^_^ Deidara can be one of my favorite characters, even if its mainly when he's being an ooc wackjob :) love him!

morlana - enjoy!

Serlene - thanks!!! Hope you continue to enjoy it :)