Shinobi Can Be So Dense

Hope you enjoy this part. I didn't write much smut into it yet but there will be smut coming. So be patient and enjoy.


Shinobi Can be so Dense Chapter 3:

I went home to my apartment to get some sleep since I hadn’t had the chance to since I spent the entire night out with Kakashi. I was tired. I unlocked my door and entered my apartment. Immediately my cat Gari was hounding me for food since I hadn’t feed her since yesterday morning before I left. “Okay Gari I’ll feed you but you better let me get some sleep. I’ve had a long night. I have a date with Kakashi tonight and I want to be rested for it. You’ll love him Gari he’s so nice. I hope he likes you too.”

I really loved my cat. She was a present from Naruto before he left to train with Jariya. He gave her to me so I wouldn’t be lonely without him around. He really is so considerate of my feelings. Having Gari around did help me. She kept reminding me that Naruto would return and I had to keep going on. Now I’ve had her for four years. She’s a lovely ginger cat. That’s why I named her Gari.

I opened the can of wet food and put it in her little dish on my kitchen counter. “Gari, I can’t believe it Kakashi returned my love for him. He’s really coming to dinner tonight.” I stroked her back as she ate. I knew it was weird to talk to my cat but I didn’t care as long as no one could see me, besides she was good company. “He’s mine. That still sounds too unbelievable. Yesterday I had no one and now after one night I have someone. Our first kiss was amazing. He made me melt into a puddle of goo. I can really see myself loving him.”

I turned away from the kitchen and went to my bedroom. Gari followed after me. She always liked to sleep next to me while I slept. I put on my pajama pants, took down my hair and crawled under the sheets. The entire time I was asleep I dreamt about Kakashi, how he smiled, how he looked without the mask, the way he smelled, the way he tasted, the way he made me nearly cum just by kissing me.

When I woke up I cursed my runaway mind. I changed my sheets and got out of my wet pajamas and into a clean uniform. I haven’t had a wet dream in years. I guess that is what thinking about Kakashi and what we did on that rooftop does to me. I put up my hair, fed Gari again and made myself something to eat before I headed to Hokage tower for my desk duty.
Today I had desk duty with Genma Shiranui. I’ve had desk duty with him may times especially since Tsunade took the office of Hokage. She liked to use several of us as her personal errand boys. I was spared most of it except desk duty since I taught the academy all week. Tsunade really picked on the others though. I, Genma, Raidou, Kotetsu, Izumo and a few others were always getting chores to do from her. We hardly ever left the village anymore unless it was direly important. She trusted us with the village’s most important secrets. We were her trusted subordinates.

Genma was being his usual senbon sucking self. “My sensei you seem unusually happy today. Did someone buy you ramen or something?” It was an innocent enough question. Genma may be the slutest shinobi around but deep down he was a good guy, mostly. I know I had been smiling ever since I got to the mission room. Genma shot me a smile and started shuffling some reports in his hands. Right now no one was in the mission room except the two of us. It was before the evening rush.
“I just had a very good night.” I couldn’t help but laugh in my head. It had really been the best night of my life. Tonight had the promise to trump even last night. Genma has that evil smirk of his. “Yeah playing nursemaid to a drunken shinobi is always my idea of a good night.” I can’t believe he just said that. He was twice as bad when Hayate died. He doesn’t remember how we toke care of him the same damn way. I glared at him with my evilest teacher glare. He shut up instantly.

“Yamato is going through a difficult time Genma much like you yourself did when Hayate died. I would appreciate you not poking fun at a broken man. You know what happens when people disobey me. ” Genma knew how serious I was. He also looked a bit sad when I mentioned Hayate. He quickly turned to fear at the seriousness of my words. “Sorry sensei. I’ll never do it again. Please don’t turn me blue again.” Genma was on his very best behavior for the rest of our shift.

“Genma I’m heading out. Remain on your best behavior okay. Try and be nicer to Yamato and help him out. He really could use some friends right now.” I left and went to the grocer to get a few items for the dinner I was making for tonight. I really didn’t know what Kakashi would like so I thought I would play it safe and make miso soup with grilled eggplant. It wasn’t my favorite but it was a safe bet that both of us would enjoy it. I couldn’t help myself when I saw the strawberries. They were so ripe and plump. I picked some up and some dark chocolate for chocolate covered strawberries for desert.

I put Gari out for the night after feeding her. I wanted some privacy with Kakashi and knew I wouldn’t get any with Gari around begging for food. I started making the meal. After everything was started I went to my bedroom to change out of my uniform. I decided to put on some of my civilian clothes. I picked out my best kakis and a white button down dress shirt. I debated on taking my hair down but decided against it. I always looked too much like a girl with my hair down. I went back to preparing the meal after I finished getting dressed.

After I finished dipping the last strawberry and put them in the refrigerator. I added the last touches to our dinner. I could wait for Kakashi to taste my cooking. I hoped it would be to his liking. I was enjoying thinking about Kakashi when I heard a knock on my living room window. I went into the living room to see Kakashi perched outside. He looked so sexy. He was wearing tight black jeans and a dark navy button down dress shirt with his trademark mask and an eye patch over his Sharingan eye. I had to stop myself from drooling as I went over to the window.

“I have a door you know.” I laughed as I opened the window to let him in. I smirked. He was odd but in a cute way.” Ah, but the window is so much easier to get to.” That did me in. I couldn’t stop laughing as I clutched my sides. “You really do have some fun quirks Kakashi. Come inside dinner will be ready in a few minutes.” He was smelling the air. He must smell the dinner I’m making. I had heard he had a nose that was on par with an Inuzuka.

“I didn’t know what you would like…” I came out of the kitchen with two bowls in my hands. “So I just made something simple we could both enjoy miso soup with grilled eggplant. I hope you’ll like it.” I looked at him a saw his eye light up. Apparently I made a good choice.

I put both bowls down on my kitchen table in front of us. I stared to eat my portion when I noticed Kakashi pull down his face mask and slurp his up so fast that if I had blinked I would have missed it. "Could I have some more Iruka?” He looked so cute asking me with puppy dog eyes. I couldn’t resist him. He had six bowls that evening. I had two. There was only one other person who ate that much of my cooking and that was Naruto.

“My Kakashi, you really enjoyed my cooking? I know it wasn’t anything fancy but I didn’t expect you to like it so much.” He looked up at me with an amazing smile that made my heat skip a beat. “Iruka I love your cooking, especially since without even knowing much about me you made my favorite food. I think that is a sign that this was meant to be.” He looked at me longingly.
I can’t believe I made his favorite food. It is funny. I guess we have a deeper connection that I didn’t know about. I know now I’m rubbing my scar. “Well it’s kinda funny that I made your favorite dish unknowingly for dinner and made my favorite desert for desert.” Kakashi laughed. I love that sound it was so endearing. I got up and went to get the strawberries out of the fridge. I put the platter on the table between us.

“Your favorite desert is strawberries?” I love that amused look on his handsome face. “Yes, since I was a kid. My mother would always give them to me as a snack. I love the sweet but tart taste but when you dip them in dark chocolate they turn into pure ecstasy personified.”

He ate one and I knew he was seeing stars. His face had that look of a child getting what they wanted for Christmas. Everyone got that look after eating one of my chocolate strawberries. Anko still steals the plate for herself when I make them for the annual Christmas party every year. Last year she bit Ibiki when he tried to take one from her. I still don’t know how that ended. Ibiki was so pissed off at being bitten. Anko and he disappeared that night after that incident.

He looks good. His handsome face is so filled with pure bliss. His clothes hang so tightly to his body. He looks good enough to eat. I enjoyed my own strawberry and was sent into chocolate covered strawberry bliss. It made Kakashi look even more delicious. We were both looking hungrily into each other’s eyes by the time we finished eating the strawberries.

I couldn’t stand it anymore I had to taste him. I got up out of my chair. He did the same thing. We made our way closer to each other. We embraced each other. I put my hands on his beautiful face and pulled our lips together. He returned my advances as soon as I pressed my lips to his. He took control of our heated kiss massaging my tongue with his own, sucking my tender lower lip till I moaned in pleasure. His hands drifting over my covered body. My moaning strengthened his resolve to drive me utterly insane with pleasure. He once again plunged his skillful tongue into my mouth tasting every bit of me. I returned his fervor by caressing his tongue with my own. I know had him moaning into our kiss. We parted with both of us gasping for air as a trail of saliva still connected us.

I could feel my arousal for him grow as I looked into his single icy blue eye. It was filled with lust and passion for me. I pressed our bodied together tightly. I wanted to feel his body against mine. “Kissing you Kakashi fells so right. I love it.” He purred into my ear. “My sentiments exactly.” I loved the warmth of his embrace how his hands caressed my back so gently. I wanted to stay like this forever.

I abruptly had a realization that broke me from my lust filled trance. I had to go get Yamato and make sure he got home safely. Damn my sense of responsibility. “Kakashi.” He snuggled me tighter. “Huh?” He nuzzled into my shoulder. “I hate to ruin this blessed moment but I have a duty to complete. I have to go pick Yamato up and make sure he gets home safely. We can go together if you like. He is your friend too and we can pick this up latter when we get back.” I know I said that last part with a bit too much lust.

We separated and he looked into my eyes. “Yes Iruka Yamato does need us both right now. So let’s go get his drunk ass and put him to bed so we can have some more fun.” He caressed my cheek and pulled up his mask. He knew just how to get me to blush.
We took off from my apartment to Rei’s bar. When we got there she once again thanked me for being so kind and pointed us in the direction of Yamato. When we came to the corner booth we were stunned at the sight we saw. Yamato was talking with a very drunk Genma and an unwillingly sober Raidou. I could tell it was unwillingly since Raidou kept trying to drink Genma’s beer only to be slapped away and told he had to make sure he got Genma home safely. Yamato was actually happy and not as drunk as he normally is. Genma smiled to me when he saw me. I smiled back. At least he got his head out of his ass and listened to me and drug Raidou with him too.

Seems what Yamato needed was a drinking buddy. I knew I couldn’t do that for him alcohol and I don’t mix. I don’t want to be a slut around Kakashi. I don’t drink anymore. Yamato sees us now. “Well I gotta …Hic…go. My Babysitter…is here…and he brought sempai with him!” He grabbed Kakashi and hugged him. “You’re the greatest sempai … you know that… your always…great.” Kakashi looked like he was enjoying the praises he was getting from Yamato. He even started laughing which made Genma and Yamato start laughing as well. “We better get you home now. Have a good night Genma. Raidou you got him right.” Raidou nodded to me and drank his water. We propped Yamato between us and took him back to his apartment.

We got into the apartment with Yamato singing badly in our ears. I took him to his bedroom while Kakashi told me he would make him some food for the day. I had gotten Yamato onto his bed and was helping him get on his night clothes. “Sensei, I think I’m finally… okay… with having lost her. I see what you… and sempai… were trying to tell me.” He was still drunk but at least he was finally getting over her. “That’s good Yamato that you’re ready to move on with your life. Just don’t forget what she meant to you. She’d probably want to see you happy again.” He thought really hard. I was almost cute. “I can…accept that she’s gone. I just don’t want… to be alone right now. Can you and sempai…join Genma, Raidou…, Kotetsu,… and Izumo… tomorrow?… I want all my buddies around me tomorrow… Please…sensei?” I couldn’t resist he was too damn helpless and needy. I hope Kakashi will agree to. “I’ll talk to Kakashi about him coming too, but I will be happy to come and help support you tomorrow night. Get some sleep now okay.” I turned off the lights and closed the bedroom door behind me knowing Yamato would pass out at any moment.

I found Kakashi had finished making the food and was waiting for me on Yamato’s couch. I sat down next to him. I knew I was asking a bit much of him but I had to do it for Yamato’s sake. “Yamato wants us all to hang out tomorrow. He’s finally broken out of his sorrow and wants his friends there to help him fill the hole in his heart. Will you join us Kakashi?” Kakashi regarded my question with his usual aloofness. “I’m glad Yamato is coming out of his broken shell of despair. Now he can start healing. I know how hard it can be. He is much too good of a person to be like that. I’ll come. At least I’ll be spending my time with you too.” He hugged me. I motioned for us to go back to my apartment. We left Yamato’s apartment and headed back to mine. Kakashi was by my side the entire time. He was silent and I was yawning.

When we entered my apartment Kakashi pulled down his mask and moved close to me. He kissed me chastely on the lips. “You get some sleep tonight Iruka. Your heart is open too wide for everyone around you. Don’t deprive yourself of the sleep you need. Let’s meet at training ground three at eight in the morning and have a spar?” A spar sounds like so much fun and with the infamous copy-nin himself. But training ground three isn’t a good place for sparing. He has to have an ulterior motive to choose that place. “Sounds great I’ll meet you there at eight.”

He doesn’t know that I know that I know that training ground like the back of my own hand. After my genin team all made chunin they turned our old training ground into a trap field for testing chunin and Jounin. They never could find all the traps we put in there. I told myself to get up extra early and place some new traps to catch myself a certain Jounin.

“Goodnight Iruka. I’ll see you in the morning.” He gave me another chaste kiss, pulled up his mask and disappeared out my window. That man always surprised me. He was great company and a good listener. I feel comfortable around him and he is comfortable around me. He makes me feel emotions I thought I could no longer feel. I think I’m falling in love with him.