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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male › Naruto/Sasuke
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Chains!!! Yes!
*Takes a large swig of Sake and sits down to type this*
Well, well, well, it looks like SERIALHUGGER gets the big prize!!! Well, everyone else gets the prize too. EVERYONE THANK SERIALHUGGER FOR MAKING ME LAUGH MY ASS OFF AND INSPIRING ME TO SIT DOWN AND WRITE THIS NEXT CHAPTER!!!
TEASE: Round 4: Chains!!! Yes!
The front door was left open for Naruto. Really, Sasuke hadn’t even stopped to close it behind him as he hurried to find a very special set of keys. ‘I know they’re here somewhere! Where the heck could they have gone to?’ He searched frantically for the lost item. “Keys…keys…Where are they?!?” He was on the verge of destroying anything that stood between him and the keys to his very favorite set of chains.
Naruto ran, panting, after his naughty rival. ‘How could he just SAY that to me and just leave me there? That bastard!’ He found the door open for him when he arrived, but suddenly feeling a bit nervous, slowed in his pursuit and took his time while entering the mansion. ‘This is so strange…I can’t believe I’m actually doing this!’ He brushed his shaggy, dirt caked, hair out his face. ‘Wait…what if…What if he’s just messing with me?!? What if all that stuff he said…was just…bullshit …to get me back for before…and he’s gunna just jump out and DECK me for being a raging PERVERT!? …No…He wouldn’t do that to me…would he?’ Naruto stopped in the doorway and braced himself on the frame. His heart felt like it was going to just beat its way out of his chest. He clutched at it, as if that action would somehow help. ‘What the hell am I DOING? I can’t believe this is happening!!! Why is this HAPPENING? He’s just so…’ “Chains…” ‘He’s got chains…He’s got CHAINS! HE’S GOT CHAINS!!! ...Wait…I hope he doesn’t think he’s going to put them on ME!’ His eyes shot open in horror. ‘NO WAY! THAT BASTARD ISN’T GOING ANYWHERE NEAR MY ASS!!! He said he was going to let ME fuck HIM! That was the deal! None of this 'fucking Naruto’s ass' bullshit!! Agh! NOOO!!!’ Naruto’s face froze in a grimace of pure horror at the thought of being chained up and fucked by a guy. Even if that guy DID happen to be Sasuke, and he WAS looking to fuck, it still frightened him to DEATH.
Sasuke left the wreckage that was his bedroom after his frantic search for his keys and trudged down the hall to look for them elsewhere. He stopped at the top of the stairs and peered down at the now half panicking blond that stood gripping the doorframe. “It took you long enough dobe. How long have you been here? Why didn’t you come find me?”
“Look, don’t you start getting any funny ideas with me you Bastard!”
“What the heck are you talking about?”
“Chains!”
“Oh…well don’t worry, I can’t find the keys.” Still being all sweaty from the ungodly heat, and caked with dirt from his little tussle in the grass with Naruto, Sasuke suddenly felt a powerful need to wash. Naruto didn’t exactly smell like a flower either. “Come on let’s go take a bath.”
“A…bath?” Naruto was trying not to look like a complete jack ass.
“Yes. You know…the place where you become clean? What’s the problem? You and I always used to bathe together when we were kids. What’s so bad about it now?”
“Yeah…heh heh… we did… didn’t we…?” Naruto thought back to the strange little adventure they had when trying to uncover the mystery lying beneath their sensei’s ever present mask. 'I don’t think I’d be caught bathing with Kakashi sensei these days though! …Iruka sensei would probably be pissed if I did that!'
Sasuke grinned at his nervous guest. He knew exactly how to get Naruto to do his bidding. He batted long, black, eyelashes at his rival a couple of times and taunted him once again. “Aww…Come on Naruto-chan…take a bath with me…It will be fun…I promise.”
‘OH MY GOD! HE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT!’ “How dare you call me Naruto-CHAN! You filthy BASTARD!”
“That’s why I want to take a bath DOBE! You’re filthy too! Look at yourself! And your stink! Yuck!”
“You arrogant little Prick!”
“I’m not little…according to the definition of ‘little’, that is. Is that what you’re scared of?” Sasuke was reveling in the torment he was inflicting on his rival. He was very proud of his unique skill to drive Naruto absolutely crazy at any moment for no apparent reason. “Or is it that you feel you can’t compete?”
Naruto was speechless…and furious…and chomping at the bit too. Sasuke needed to pay. Sasuke needed to pay RIGHT NOW! “Why don’t you see if you can fit it in your mouth?!? You prissy ‘little’ bitch!”
“Is that a challenge dobe? Because I assure you, I’m UP FOR IT!” Sasuke promptly dashed down the stairs at Naruto, and before the furious blond could react, slapped him square in the mouth. “That’s for calling me a bitch!”
It only took a fraction of a second for Naruto to respond to the sensation of Sasuke’s ‘Bitch slap’. Red chakra flared in a wave and flung Sasuke across the room into the opposite wall.
Well, it wasn’t the wall that he hit; it was the cabinet in front of the wall. It buckled under the impact of Sasuke’s colliding body and spilled its contents onto his head as it collapsed around him. ‘Naruto is going to pay for that later. I swear it!’
Naruto grimaced and covered his mouth with his hand in surprise. Suddenly, something warm trickled out of his nose. He wiped at it and wasn’t surprised to find that it was blood, Sasuke had hit him hard in the face after all. So why did he feel like he understood what all those perverted men were always getting nosebleeds over? ‘Damn you Ero Sennin! And damnyour perverted fantasy books too!’ He cleared his throat and spoke to his disheveled rival, who was now lying in pile of rubble, half unconscious. “Um…Sasuke…are those…?” Naruto motioned to the item that had toppled out of the cabinet and onto Sasuke’s split open head. Sasuke flinched at the question and the item fell into his lap. “…the keys?”
Sasuke blinked a couple of times to shake off the vertigo so he could examine the object and confirm its authenticity. Sure enough. Just like magic. “THE KEYS!” He jumped up, out of pile of rubble, and held the silver hoop of keys above his head. A triumphant grin suddenly appeared on his ecstatic face. He narrowed his eyes at his rival and clutched the well earned keys close to his chest. “I’m taking a bath dobe. You can come if you want.” With that, he took off towards the bath house.
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7-6-05
Nya! Checked! Sigh...i almost felt like rewriting some of it...but i have better things i could be doing so...yeah...if you find anything wrong...again, let me know.
d(^-^)b
Well, well, well, it looks like SERIALHUGGER gets the big prize!!! Well, everyone else gets the prize too. EVERYONE THANK SERIALHUGGER FOR MAKING ME LAUGH MY ASS OFF AND INSPIRING ME TO SIT DOWN AND WRITE THIS NEXT CHAPTER!!!
TEASE: Round 4: Chains!!! Yes!
The front door was left open for Naruto. Really, Sasuke hadn’t even stopped to close it behind him as he hurried to find a very special set of keys. ‘I know they’re here somewhere! Where the heck could they have gone to?’ He searched frantically for the lost item. “Keys…keys…Where are they?!?” He was on the verge of destroying anything that stood between him and the keys to his very favorite set of chains.
Naruto ran, panting, after his naughty rival. ‘How could he just SAY that to me and just leave me there? That bastard!’ He found the door open for him when he arrived, but suddenly feeling a bit nervous, slowed in his pursuit and took his time while entering the mansion. ‘This is so strange…I can’t believe I’m actually doing this!’ He brushed his shaggy, dirt caked, hair out his face. ‘Wait…what if…What if he’s just messing with me?!? What if all that stuff he said…was just…bullshit …to get me back for before…and he’s gunna just jump out and DECK me for being a raging PERVERT!? …No…He wouldn’t do that to me…would he?’ Naruto stopped in the doorway and braced himself on the frame. His heart felt like it was going to just beat its way out of his chest. He clutched at it, as if that action would somehow help. ‘What the hell am I DOING? I can’t believe this is happening!!! Why is this HAPPENING? He’s just so…’ “Chains…” ‘He’s got chains…He’s got CHAINS! HE’S GOT CHAINS!!! ...Wait…I hope he doesn’t think he’s going to put them on ME!’ His eyes shot open in horror. ‘NO WAY! THAT BASTARD ISN’T GOING ANYWHERE NEAR MY ASS!!! He said he was going to let ME fuck HIM! That was the deal! None of this 'fucking Naruto’s ass' bullshit!! Agh! NOOO!!!’ Naruto’s face froze in a grimace of pure horror at the thought of being chained up and fucked by a guy. Even if that guy DID happen to be Sasuke, and he WAS looking to fuck, it still frightened him to DEATH.
Sasuke left the wreckage that was his bedroom after his frantic search for his keys and trudged down the hall to look for them elsewhere. He stopped at the top of the stairs and peered down at the now half panicking blond that stood gripping the doorframe. “It took you long enough dobe. How long have you been here? Why didn’t you come find me?”
“Look, don’t you start getting any funny ideas with me you Bastard!”
“What the heck are you talking about?”
“Chains!”
“Oh…well don’t worry, I can’t find the keys.” Still being all sweaty from the ungodly heat, and caked with dirt from his little tussle in the grass with Naruto, Sasuke suddenly felt a powerful need to wash. Naruto didn’t exactly smell like a flower either. “Come on let’s go take a bath.”
“A…bath?” Naruto was trying not to look like a complete jack ass.
“Yes. You know…the place where you become clean? What’s the problem? You and I always used to bathe together when we were kids. What’s so bad about it now?”
“Yeah…heh heh… we did… didn’t we…?” Naruto thought back to the strange little adventure they had when trying to uncover the mystery lying beneath their sensei’s ever present mask. 'I don’t think I’d be caught bathing with Kakashi sensei these days though! …Iruka sensei would probably be pissed if I did that!'
Sasuke grinned at his nervous guest. He knew exactly how to get Naruto to do his bidding. He batted long, black, eyelashes at his rival a couple of times and taunted him once again. “Aww…Come on Naruto-chan…take a bath with me…It will be fun…I promise.”
‘OH MY GOD! HE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT!’ “How dare you call me Naruto-CHAN! You filthy BASTARD!”
“That’s why I want to take a bath DOBE! You’re filthy too! Look at yourself! And your stink! Yuck!”
“You arrogant little Prick!”
“I’m not little…according to the definition of ‘little’, that is. Is that what you’re scared of?” Sasuke was reveling in the torment he was inflicting on his rival. He was very proud of his unique skill to drive Naruto absolutely crazy at any moment for no apparent reason. “Or is it that you feel you can’t compete?”
Naruto was speechless…and furious…and chomping at the bit too. Sasuke needed to pay. Sasuke needed to pay RIGHT NOW! “Why don’t you see if you can fit it in your mouth?!? You prissy ‘little’ bitch!”
“Is that a challenge dobe? Because I assure you, I’m UP FOR IT!” Sasuke promptly dashed down the stairs at Naruto, and before the furious blond could react, slapped him square in the mouth. “That’s for calling me a bitch!”
It only took a fraction of a second for Naruto to respond to the sensation of Sasuke’s ‘Bitch slap’. Red chakra flared in a wave and flung Sasuke across the room into the opposite wall.
Well, it wasn’t the wall that he hit; it was the cabinet in front of the wall. It buckled under the impact of Sasuke’s colliding body and spilled its contents onto his head as it collapsed around him. ‘Naruto is going to pay for that later. I swear it!’
Naruto grimaced and covered his mouth with his hand in surprise. Suddenly, something warm trickled out of his nose. He wiped at it and wasn’t surprised to find that it was blood, Sasuke had hit him hard in the face after all. So why did he feel like he understood what all those perverted men were always getting nosebleeds over? ‘Damn you Ero Sennin! And damnyour perverted fantasy books too!’ He cleared his throat and spoke to his disheveled rival, who was now lying in pile of rubble, half unconscious. “Um…Sasuke…are those…?” Naruto motioned to the item that had toppled out of the cabinet and onto Sasuke’s split open head. Sasuke flinched at the question and the item fell into his lap. “…the keys?”
Sasuke blinked a couple of times to shake off the vertigo so he could examine the object and confirm its authenticity. Sure enough. Just like magic. “THE KEYS!” He jumped up, out of pile of rubble, and held the silver hoop of keys above his head. A triumphant grin suddenly appeared on his ecstatic face. He narrowed his eyes at his rival and clutched the well earned keys close to his chest. “I’m taking a bath dobe. You can come if you want.” With that, he took off towards the bath house.
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7-6-05
Nya! Checked! Sigh...i almost felt like rewriting some of it...but i have better things i could be doing so...yeah...if you find anything wrong...again, let me know.
d(^-^)b