Upsilon Kappa Epsilon

KuraiKisu: Grrrr! You are still reviewing me and making me blush my ass off. Which means I gotta do another chapter. You keep making me THINK. MY BRAIN DAMMIT!! * hold her head * But thank you still for the nice and funny words. Oh before I forget right now I can't have my own pledges still trying to get myself situated where I am right now. But eventually I will have my own little sister. But I am too laid back really do be mean to them so I doubt I will ever get to be a pledge dean.

Chapter 4: Chores and Punishment


“HEY YOU LIL BASTARD COME GET YA SHITTY PANTS YOU NASTY MOTHERFUCKA!!!” A pissed off woman screamed out the window holding a plastic bag. An old man and two kids with clothes pins on their noses appeared out of adjacent windows shaking their balled up fists at the now embarrassed boy standing in front of his friends.

“Shake your fist!!” Screamed the old man.

At the S.E.M.E. House:

8 boys in maid dresses stood bent over in front of the stairs. Sasori gripped the large paddle in his hand like he was holding a baseball bat. Anyone who came down the stairs at that moment would have see 8 pairs of extremely frilly white panties in the air waiting for whatever punishment was to be served. There was a knocked at the door and a tall silver haired man walked in through the front door and stopped in front of the pledges. The brothers looked up and smiled seeing one of senior members visiting. It would give them a chance to show him what the future of Sigma Epsilon Mu Epsilon was going to look like. The silver haired man looked up from his green book and smiled underneath his mask at the sight.

“Kakashi-sempai So good to see you!!” A grey haired man said walking from the hallway.

“Hello Hidan whats going on here the pledges messed up already” Kisame was the one to answer this time.

“Yea the dirty bitches couldn't keep their eyes off their pledge brothers from the U.K.E. house so now we have to teach them that during this time they are to get all those impure thoughts out their dirty little heads” Kakashi chuckled and walked over to the stairs and sat down in a chair offered to him.

“Well, we can't have brothers entering the house with impure thoughts on their minds now can we?” He retorted before pulling his book back up to his face. The brothers chuckled before returning their attention to the pledges.

Several of the pledges looked at each other trying to figure out why one of their high school teachers was in the frat house and why the man seemed so familiar with their big brothers. It never crossed their minds that anyone at the school back home had even considered to be in a fraternity. But here was Kakashi-sensei not only on their college campus but in the frat house they were trying to join. It was really too much. They all wondered if Iruka knew about this.

“He must be an alumni” Sasuke whispered the rest nodded in agreement. But before anyone could say anything they heard Kisame say something.

“Ok pledges now this is how we're gonna do things! When you are hit you jump up and say 'I'm feeling yummy from head to toe' then ask whoever is serving your punishment for another. If you fail to do so then well you don't want to know but be assured you ALL will pay.” He grinned as he paced back and forth in front of the bending boys. Sasori was practicing his swings making whooshing sounds close to the pledges' rears. “Do you understand me?”

“Yes Big Brother Jaws!” they all announced.

“Alright, lets begin.”

SMACK! The first whack of the paddle sounded against Sasuke's rear. His face scrunched up from thje stinging sensation. However he still bounced up looking straight ahead of himself.

“I'm feeling yummy from head to toe! May I have another Big Brother Toymaker?!” Sasori's face was almost split by the huge grin on it.

“Maybe later....” He responded as he moved to the next one. The few brothers and one alumni snickered as each one of them was punished and each one had to say that ridiculous phrase. By the time the last one was whacked they were all tempted to rub their thinly protected rumps in attempt to sooth the burning sting.

“Ok you can stand up. This should serve as a lesson to keep your fucking eyes to yourselves. You are lowly bitch ass pledges. Until you prove you are S.E.M.E. men you will keep your minds and eyes out of the gutter when on Sigma Epsilon Mu Epsilon time. Do you understand?”

“Yes Big Brother Jaws?!” They all yelled before being told to grab cleaning equipment and head upstairs to clean the brother's rooms.

“Wow you seem to have a pretty impressive line this term. I actually recognize a few of them from last year at the high school” Kakashi mentioned as he shifted in the chair to look at Hidan. Hidan looked at the older man nodding with a smirk on his face.

“Yea they have potential at least some of them. I dunno about Misame or that Ukon kid. One doesn't have much of a personality and the other is wearing lipstick! But only time will tell” Hidan sat down next to Kakashi and the two began talking about plans for the frat and other things.


At the U.K.E. House:

Most of the brothers were relaxing in the large living room waiting for their breakfast courtesy of their new slaves....er pledges.

The 7 boys were running to and fro trying to grab different ingredients and cook at the same time. The kitchen looked like a war had been waged with the food and by the looks of it the food had won. Shikamaru leaned against the table watching the others as he set the plates out. He was the least dirty out of all them with just a little flour in his hair. Naruto, Menma, and Karashi were less fortunate. Bits of eggs, flour, batter, and butter were littered all over their bodies. Sakon, Jirobo, and Kiba were somewhere in the middle with how messy they were since they were just helping get the food ready and cleaning the kitchen as the others continued to cook.

“Where are they? I'm starving” Kabuto said quietly as he lounged in his chair. He looked over to the hallway and saw two pledges heading to the dining room.

“Looks like you got your answer, un.” Deidara replied. He and several other brothers slowly got up and moved to the dining room to be greeted by Jirobo, Kiba, Shikamaru, and Sakon. The brothers sat down in front of their plates as the other 3 pledges joined their line.

“MMM this is actually good! You ladies did pretty good. You may eat in the kitchen and when you are done find Big Brother Handsome because you are all a MESS.” Aoi , the green haired male that put their collars on them, announced. They all nodded and retreated back into the kitchen.

“What do you think hes going to do to us?” Naruto asked while stuffing a pancake in his mouth. Shikamaru shrugged his shoulder and scanned his eyes over everyone to see how messy they really were.

“Probably throw us in the lake or something to clean ourselves. Who knows you know Haku can be a bit sadistic at times.” He answered causing the rest of the pledges' eyes to widen to the size of saucers.

“B-but Haku was s-s-o nice in school.” Menma stammered. Sakon rolled his eyes at the boy. Menma just seemed too timid to actually be pledging. He needed a backbone or he'd never make it. But then Sakon didn't really know anything about the boy so he had no idea just how truly strong and dependable the pale blond really was.

“This ain't preschool little bunny you can't act like a little bitch in hopes one of your 'boyfriends' will come to you rescue” He sneered and as though someone had slapped him in the face Menma stared at Sakon. The 3 other boys who knew Menma moved close to him trying to stop what they knew was about to happen. But as always they were unable to get to him fast enough because before anyone knew what was happening Sakon was in air held by his throat looking down at the once meek Menma, a look of silent rage overtaking his usually tranquil expression.

“I will thank you not to call me that again” He gritted through his teeth. Sakon nodded quickly trying desperately to get air back into his lungs. He never had his mind changed so quickly than at that moment cause right then and there he was thinking maybe Menma needed to be in the S.E.M.E. house or a psyche ward they seemed about the same.

Kiba walked over to Menma and gently wrapped his arms around the boy's waist and laid his head on the boy's shoulder while Shikamaru and Naruto whispered calming words into his ears. Very slowly he calmed down and lowered the gasping boy back to the ground. Sakon was too freaked to even retaliate he just went back to his chair and quietly finished eating. The other two boys looked at Sakon then back to Menma taking note that Haku was right when he said not to underestimate man due to his position in life. The other 4 returned to the table shortly after. Naruto could see the looks of bewilderment on the other boys' faces.

“Eh heh sorry bout that. Menma is usually very quiet. He was taken advantage of a lot when he was younger cause they though he was weak so now he kinda snaps whenever someone tries to treat him as such” He explained the 3 pledges nodded letting him know they understood but none of them were going to say a thing. They weren't sure if their voices would be wracked with fear or not so nodding would suffice at this moment. Naruto smirked slightly wrapping his arm around his pale friend who in return laid his head on Naruto's shoulder.

“Aww isn't that sweet!” Kabuto sing-songed to the group. He pushed his glasses further on his face and smirked at them. “Since you are done I suggest you go report to Brother Handsome.” He turned his back to the 7 and went down the hallway grinning. He knew exactly what his brother had planned for them and it was going to be hilarious. Kabuto only wished he would have been able to attend so he could take pictures.

The 7 boys all looked at each other in apprehension before they made their way back to the main dining room. They found Haku sitting in his chair looking down at his empty plate. His head was leaning against his arm as he looked over to the group. A growing smile appeared on his face.

“Good you're all done. Now clean the dishes off the table, clean dining room up and the rest of the kitchen then meet me in the lobby. You have 30 minutes. Don't be late. Then again its impossible since Pledge SuperFreak has his trusty clock.” He grinned looking at Sakon who was still wearing that damn wall clock around his neck. The pledges did as they were told as quietly as they could then lined up in the lobby waiting for Haku to arrive. About 5 minutes later the pretty young man came in followed by Kimimaru and Deidara who was skipping with excitement in front of his white haired brother.

“Like it was mentioned before you all are just entirely too messy. U.K.E. pledges represent their big brothers which means that if you look filthy you are obviously trying to say we are filthy soooo..... We're going to have to fix that, now aren't we?” Haku grinned as he paced in front of them his two brothers snickering as he spoke. “Now follow me to the basement we have to get you all clean so you can finish your chores.” The pledges gulped looking at each other but did as they were told and followed Haku into the dark basement. As soon as they got to the basement floor they were led into a line further in.

“Take your clothes off.” The pledges were a little dumbstruck when they heard this command but rather than chance further punishment they all slowly stripped themselves. “Are you naked?” the voice called out once more.

“Yes Big Brother.”

“Good” Suddenly a flood light was shined on the boys. They immediately covered their pride and tried to look away from the bright light the mercilessly blinded them. “Now its time to clean the pledges get ready.” Haku chuckled as he picked up a huge fire hose. Before the pledges could actually figure out what was about to happen Kimimaru and Deidara showed up on both sides of the 7 boys with new push brooms. The look on the brothers' faces could have been interpreted as either completely enraptured or downright insane. Which ever it was it was nothing that would benefit the pledges at all. “Ready Brother Bones? Brother C 4?” The two giggled sinisterly (A/N: Is that possible you know to giggle, sinisterly? Giggles don't seem like they could go along with an adjective like that...). As soon as they nodded Haku pulled the handle on top of the fire hose and a flood of water gushed out beating down on the pledges knocking several of them down with the force alone. The screams were so loud that even the S.E.M.E. pledges could hear the blood curdling sounds. But that wasn't what scared the shit out of the dominant pledges it was the sound that the U.K.E. pledges made once their two big brothers started scrubbing them that sent chills down everyone's spines.

“What the hell was that?!” Neji asked wide eyed as he looked at Gaara and Sasuke. Sasuke shrugged his shoulders.

“I don't know...right now I don't give a shit. All I know is I hate everyone that resulted in me looking like this and I plan to kill them in the most painful and slow way I can think of once this is over.” All the S.E.M.E. pledges turned their gazes onto Gaara who was on his knees waxing the floor a look of sick satisfaction placed pleasantly on his face as images of total gore and mutilation danced inside his head. Ukon shudders at the expression and went back to dusting off the furniture. Shino just shook his head and continued to clean the windows.

When the 'bath' was over the now bright red stinging U.K.E. pledges laid on the cold cement ground not daring to move for fear of exciting their freshly scrubbed skin to pain. The only sound in the basement were of groans, curses, and the very entertain laughter of the brothers.

“Is this shit really worth it?” Sakon finally rasped out.

“If you don't think you can handle it then maybe you should go home.” Shikamaru answered. He was rewarded with a deadly growl from Sakon but overall ignored it. The only people he would put up with whining at this moment were the 3 friends he came with but he sincerely doubted they would allow anyone to hear them concede to this. Even Menma was too proud to let someone see that side of him. As they continued to fuss several fluffy towels were thrown over their bodies.

“Dry up and get dressed your clean uniforms are by the banister. Hurry up or you won't be able to get to bed tonite. Because you WILL finish ALL your chores today, un.” Deidara turned from them leaving the light on and followed his other brothers up the stairs.

“You know I really don't like your uncle, Naruto.” Kiba hissed out. Menma looked over to Naruto as well and nodded. Naruto chuckled softly.

“Heh right about now me neither but its only for a little while then we'll make sure he pays for this.”

“Wait a minute thats your uncle and hes THAT sadistic” Jirobo and Sakon said at the same time. Naruto nodded. “FUCK” was the response from the two causing Naruto to laugh again. Karashi on the other hand was not fairing so well.

'I don't think I can take much more of this. I don't want to seem weak but this shit is just too much.' He thought to himself as he rocked back and forth on the basement floor. Slowly the group got up, walked over to the banister and got dressed in similar yet clean uniforms.

“I can't wait till this shit is over its so troublesome.”

When the 7 returned upstairs they were directed to clean the entire house by 7pm and have dinner done by 8pm. So for the rest of the day the pledges spent vacuuming, dusting, sweeping, wiping, and having their tightly clothed rumps abused by random brothers. By the time they all sat down in the kitchen for dinner they were thoroughly exhausted. Karashi looked at the rest of his line brothers and fidgeted he had finally come to a conclusion.

“Guys?” He paused as everyone in the room looked up at him curiously. He squirmed in his sit before he began to speak again. “I don't think I can take this shit anymore, its been one day and I am close to losing my mind.” Jirobo moved over to his side and took one of his hands in his.

“Come on man you can't give up they're just trying to get to you. If you prove they can't then it will be simple.” Karashi smiled endearingly at his chubby friend but shook his head.

“I really don't know how much more I can take-” He was cut off by the jackass Sakon.

“The leave, the last thing any of us needs is a pansy little queen slowing us down anyways. This is a frat for MEN not bitches.” He spat. The others glared at him but what caused him to quiet down was the sneer directed at him from Menma.

“Last I recalled you were saying the same shit downstairs.” Naruto answered. Menma nodded as he moved over to the other side of Karashi and gently laid his hand on the brunette's shoulder. Karashi turned his head to be greeted with a sweet smile.

“Think about it during the night if you still don't want to stay then no one will try to stop you.” Karashi nodded in agreement and the boys went back to eating.

At the S.E.M.E. House

It looked like the 8 boys were not fairing as well as their counterparts. Several of themincluding Gaara and Sasuke had been punished at least several times for being caught staring directly in a brother's eyes or flipping the bird behind their back (not noticing another brother behind them at the same time). They all found out how the punishments could get worse because a second offense they were all to pull their frilly panties down and get paddled that way and a third offense got them on all fours and barking like a dog as they were paddled till their entire backside was a flaming red. Needless to say none of them would be sitting down very well for the next few hours. Truthfully the only thing that was keeping the boys from ransacking the house was the fact that they really wanted to cross over and tomorrow was Sunday which meant they could finally locate their U.K.E. pledge brothers and maybe coax them into a little “bonding” session of their own withOUT the damn paddles and maid dresses.

The rest of the nite for both houses went rather uneventful. They all got their chores done and were allowed to go to bed. Sadly when the U.K.E. boys woke up they were welcomed by an empty bed. Karashi had gone to the dean of pledges and resigned.

“Well I am sorry to see you leave but I thank you for making this choice so early on it was nice meeting you Karashi.” Sai said as he stood up and shook the boys hand. The poor boy was just too meek and timid to continue. The house brothers did not shun the boy but they didn't try to stop him either because as they said they did not have time to waste on those who were not Upsilon Kappa Epsilon material.

Besides today was the day the pledges had their time off from the house and also the day they would be receiving their study material. The brothers were not going to let their pledges off that easily. It might have been their day off but time wasted was definitely a no no. The same thought was running through the Sigma Epsilon Mu Epsilon brothers' minds so those pledges would have to figure out how to balance convincing their pledge brothers to spend 'time' with them and study not to mention their friends outside the houses were very anxious to find out how their first few days went.

KuraiKisu: Ok I hope that was ok. My damn tooth finally stopped hurting so I can concentrate a little. Tomorrow I should be able to post some pics for my other story but as for this one hmmm not sure yet. Next chapter is gonna be a little odd for me anyways. Like I said I don't want couples amongst the pledges cause some couples I like and some I just am being selfish of so I am gonna try and do an orgy scene. I know I don't have a warning for that but if I did most people that would read this probably would be looking for that and that alone. But yea there should be one or two of those scenes is I don't pass out from nose bleeds. And I know a lot of the brothers are going to be assholes but they are just trying to toughen the pledges up. I had to get rid of Karashi because he really is a spineless kinda guy in the anime well not totally but he definitely a Momma's boy. I plan to get rid of a few more pledges because thats what literally happens when you pledge you lose some of your line for one reason or the other.