Snake eat Fox

Kiba was sitting in a booth in the far back of the smal pub. This little brown place decorated in an old western style with framed black and white pictures of old stars littering the walls had become one of their regular places to meet. Despite the brown worn down look of the place they always played great music, such as deftones, SOAD, tool and incubus.

Right now it was Placebo “Every you every me” blasting over the speaker system. The music was just loud enough so you could speak comfortably without yelling. The place was empty except from a couple playing pool and the bartender currently wiping down tables,while he was bouncing his head to the music.

“You look like shit man.” Kiba snickered at his friend. Naruto didn`t answer, instead he took a sip of the beer Kiba had bought him.

After a silent minute with just drinking from their beers Naruto decided to answer his friend” I know.” Naruto tried to smile, but it was nothing like the smiles he used to come up with. He cursed himself. He would have to do better than that, if he didn`t want Kiba to suspect something, but for today it would have to do. He could just say he was still upsett from the break up with Sakura. After all it wouldn`t be a lie. But where would he say he was staying? He hadn`t even thought about that one. and he knew Kiba would offer him the couch.

He knew the ravens goal was to be regarded as a boyfriend of some sort. So Naruto could just say he had met someone. But wouldn`t it be too soon? It had, after all, just been a week since he broke of a five year long relationship. But Naruto couldn`t let Kiba know what was going on. It would, literally, kill him. No, he would just say he stayed at a hotel or something. He couldn`t tell Kiba about Itachi, not yet.

He remembered the golden words – **No one can know who I really am, not by your words. If your tounge slips, and you do tell about my involvement with the snakes, their tounge will be cut out. Only if I decide to tell, they can know the truth behind your predicament,** And Naruto didn`t want to risk anything. He couldn`t do that to Kiba.

He knew he could tell about Itachi as a boyfriend, or a friend, at this point. But what if Kiba put two and two together? Narutos sudden break with Sakura, Itachis arrival in his life, and Narutos angsty mood? Kiba wasn`t stupid. And he knew more about the snakes than most people seeing that he came from a family of cops.And Kiba was currently applying to the K-9 program in the Konoha police force.

Kiba noticed his friends unusall gloomy mood, and decided not to ask too much about it yet. It was probably because of Sakura. But Kiba still couldn`t understand what could bring his friend into doing such an out of character thing.

Kibas brain couldn`t wrap itself around the fact that there was no Naruto and Sakura.. no more. But then again that would mean that Sakura was available, and Naruto was the one that did the dumping. Was it allowed then? Hm? No, he would have to wait, and then again the girl had a big mouth on her, he didn`t know how Naruto had dealed with that. Hm? Maybe she gave good head? He smiled from the thought. It reminded him of this one chick he had fucked once. Man, she could suck cock. He smiled from ear to ear and took a large gulp from his beer.


Naruto noticed the change in mood from his friend, and relaxed somewhat. Kiba could always do that for him. “so, what have you been up to lately?”

“Nah, nothing much really. But you know that hot girl I talked about. I went on a date with her yesterday actually.”

“What girl? I swear Kiba, you are such a man whore. How many girls are you seeing right now? Three?four?” naruto snickered at his friend.

“Oh, shut up! You know I`m not a monogenous guy.But anyway, it was this hot chick right? Haku.Man, she was soooo beautiful, you would love her. I didn`t tell you about her?”

Naruto shook his head and leaned inn, to listen closer to his friends story. By the smirk on his friends lips and the slight tint of red on his cheeks, he knew this would be a good one.

“ Well, I took her out to this new club. Lipp. We were dancing real close, and I was thinking to my self. Damn, this girl is on fire. Usually I like my girls with big tits,(Naruto nodded his head knowing this to be soooo true.) but even though she had real small ones,I mean real tiny berries, she had the best ass ever. And she could work it so good. So I didn`t mind, right. After a while of dancing, her grinding against me, had me real hard. So I invited her home. and she was more than eager to go. We got in a cab, and decided to go to my place. We were making out in the cab ride home. she was holding my hands as she straddled me and grinded down into my lapp. I think the cabdriver was on the verge of kicking us out when I all of a sudden noticed something hard against my stomach as she lifted herself up to adjust her knees so she wouldn`t fall down. I was confused for a second wondering what the hell that was.” (1)

Kiba stopped here. Looking down, red in his cheeks and giggling to himself as he was taking a sip from his beer.

“what do you mean? She was a HE?” Naruto burst into laughter when Kiba noded his head in a yes. “And then what? What did you do?”

“ Easy, I bolted..”

Naruto laughed even harder. “You bolted?”

“Yes, I threw him off of me, and jumped out of the cab, I didn`t think about it really and the cab was still driving so I have this now.” Kiba stood up and dragged his pants down a little to reveal the topp of a serious bruise on his upper left ass cheek.”

“Shit man. But how did you confuse a dude with a girl?”

“He really looked like a girl, I have never seen anything like it. I was a bit puzzled that she was so upptight about me touching her titts, but hey, every girl has her own weird thing, so I just figured this was hers. But all along it was because she didn`t have any titts at all. And I gotta tell you, he had a big one too.” Kiba was beat red now, and was laughing sarcasticly to himself wincing a bit as he sat down again.

“But I thought you were bi? Why did you bolt from an, apparently, hot guy?”

“I don`t know. I panicked. And I lean more towards the females. But if I knew she was a he from the begining, I would no doubt fuck that ass. As long as I was the one doing the fucking that is. I`m nooooo uke. This is a one way passage, yes sir ”

”Can`t you call him?”

”No, I didn`t get his number, and even if I did. There is no way in hell I would call him after I ran out like that. Heh. speaking of hot guys.” Kiba nodded his head towards the door, and Naruto saw to his big horror Itachi walking in, followed by a goth red head, and another raven. Itachi merely smirked as he met Nartuos eyes, before he walked by and sat down in the booth next to where Kiba and Naruto sat.

Naruto felt his heart beat going faster and his mouth run dry.
why was Itachi here? what was he planning? Had he followed him here? probably..but why? Naruto downed the rest of his beer in one large gulp.

“Wanna go catch a movie or something Kiba?” he almost whispered the words, not wanting Itachi to hear him.

“Okey man, I have good hearing, but not that good hearing. Come agaian?” Kiba leaned in closer. And Naruto repeated his question just as low. But Kiba heard him this time.

“why? Can`t we stay here for a bit longer, finally some hot ass walkes in and you wanna leave, come on.”

“Awww, Kiba please” Naruto pulled out his strong card and showed his friend the best puppy eyes he could.

“ I just broke it of with Sakura, and I`m not in the mood for ass hopping. Besides they al look like semes if they even play that way”

Kiba sighed his defeat. “fine! Well go, I think they are showing Beowulf today.” Kiba downed his beer and got ready to leave.

Itachi got up and motioned the others to stay, as he followed his blondie out from the dingy bar. His dog friend had ran into the bathroom. So the blonde was alone. Perfect.

“Why so soon to leave koi.” He wrapped his arms around the blonde and pulled him closer.

Naruto cringed and tried to pry himself out from the hold. Itachi smirked to himself as he planted a chaste kiss to Narutos forehead before he let him go.

“Bastard!!” Naruto turned around and pointed a finger to him. his eyes dark blue with anger. “Why are you following me?!”

Itachi took a step closer to his little prey, making Naruto back up intill he walked into the wall. Itachi was mere inches away from him as he leaned in closer to his ear.

“Because I can.” He backed away an inch, looking Naruto in the eyes, before he added. “and I needed to check up on you, make sure you keep our little secret.”

Naruto pushed Itachi away. His whole body shaking with fear and anger.

“Now, now.. why so fiesty Naruto-koi? Maybee I should just let Gaara there have a go at your friend? I`m sure he would appreciate shitting sand for the next couple of days." He motioned towards the window with his hand.

Naruto turned his head and looked in to see the redhead smiling, no not smiling, smirking at him. killing intent leaking from his eyes. And Naruto followed his gaze as little grains of sand seeped out from the redheads backpack, swishing around him. a dark cloud of sand soon hanging above him. he made the sand retreat seconds later. And almost leaped from his place as he walked swiftly for the mens bathroom. Winking to Naruto.

Naruto whipped his head to Itachi.”No!please.. I`m sorry. I`ll do what you want.” Naruto forced himself too look into pitch black eyes. And he shivered, not only from fear, but strangely enough from anticipation too.

He cursed his body for betraying him, but didn`t let it show. He was so close to the raven now.He could feel the ravens breath ghost over his upper lipp. He knew what Itachi wanted. And Itachi was waiting for it. Knowing he didn`t need to say anything further.

Naruto leaned in closer. He trembled slightly as he pressed his lipps against the ravens. Carefull not to press to hard or to soft.

Itachi sneaked a hand up to his jaw, and tilted his head a bit as he pressed himself against the blondes frame.

He deepened the kiss and licked the blondes upper lipp. Asking for permission to enter. Naruto carefully opened his mouth. And felt the slick muscle enter his mouth licking his tounge carefully. He let Itachi dominate the kiss..

He felt compelled to lean into Itachi, but refrained from it. Their tounges clashed togheter and Naruto let Itachi suck his tounge into his mouth before he pulled it back, he felt Itachis teeth against his tastebuds.And he couldn`t help but notice that the raven tasted like liquorice and fire. He felt himself getting half hard after a couple of minutes, his breath coming out more heavy. He panicked then, and forced himself out from the kiss, but he couldn`t resist and kissed Itachis swelled lipps one last time before he took a step to the side.

He told himself he only did it to make the raven happy, but a part of him knew better and the feeling was gnawing at his stomach, it was only a week ago that the raven had chrashed his world, and already ,today, he seemed ready to throw himself into his arms. He looked down in shame and felt his cheeks blush.

“Please, can you make Gaara leave Kiba alone now.”his voice barely a whisper.

“Mmm, you really are a good kisser Naruto-koi.” Itachi smirked as he walked back in.

Seconds later Kiba came walking out. Seeminly oblivious to the events that had taken place. A huge grin plastered to his face.

“Guess what happened to me in the mensroom.”

Naruto didn`t feel like playing any more games so he didn`t bother answering his friend. Kiba ignored the silence from his friend. He had been acting weird all day anyway. So he continued his rambling.

“you saw that hot redhead in there.” Naruto nodded his head.

“ He came on to me in the mensroom.” Kiba smiled his happy smile, it faltered a bit and he knitted his brows. “Only weird thing is that he suddenly left. We were sooo close to acctually kiss, and he just turned around and left.

Naruto snorted in disbelief, he knew it wasn`t Kibas fault, but he felt so angry. “You are such a whore Kiba!! What do you know about that guy?! What if he suddenly raped you or killed you, or started ripping off various parts of your body with mad flowing sand?!!huh.. what then? You need to be more carefull with who you trust.”Naruto was wawing his hands, obviously upset. And Kiba could see tears forming in his friends blue eyes.

“Geezz..calm down Naruto, it`s not like anything happened. Whats with you today? I can understand you`re upset with the whole Sakura thing, but calm down. Just....breathe, okey?”Kiba hugged, the now, frantic blonde.

“Maybe we should go to my place, so you can get some rest huh?” Naruto nodded against Kibas comforting shoulder. He felt so confused, scared and angry. He didn`t know what to do. So he just let Kiba lead him to his appartment.

(1) This acctually happened to a friend of my boyfriend in Poland. Haha!! I laughed sooo hard when he told me, I just had to give that story to Kiba.

A/N: Thank you sooooo much for all the reviews.I`m overwhelmed really..*cries a little happy tear* I`ve been dancing the happy dance all the time. (getting weird looks at work)Hehe.. ^_^. Lemons in the next chappie.
(And thanks to LydianneM and tash 1021, with their fabolous reviews i decided to explain a bit better about why Naruto couldn`t tell his friends,and about the instructions.I didn`t want to post them all at once, cuz this way I can make up new ones as I write. Hehe.. Yuppss.. hope you liked.)