Naruto: God Of Wind

Naruto: God of Wind

Gennin Life



Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto unfortunately though if I did he wouldn’t be such a damn idiotic weakling like he is in the show, and manga. He’d be like he is here a ladies man, and uber strong, like it should be. Anyways if all goes as plans and it doesn’t suck to much I should reach the wave arc perhaps even finish it though I doubt it at least sex with somebody!!! Now on with the story though I’m sad to say it will most likely suck oh well I’m bored and some weak inspiration hit me, also my first pure lemon is in this so it will most likely suck.



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‘Ugh………morning again……ah what a night hehehe’ were just a few of the thoughts of the young blonde as he rolled over to see the beautiful woman he ended up with last night. ‘Ah a true natural beauty if I ever saw one’ thought Naruto as he admired the woman’s long brown hair, flawless skin, gorgeous supple small C-cup breasts adorning her perfect figure, beautiful face even without make up ‘or whatever make up she had on being long washed away from sweat, due to the physical exertion from last night hehehe’ Naruto mentally added with a perverted giggle. That giggle served to rouse said brunette from her peaceful slumber. Only to open her deep brown eyes, and stare into endless deep blue slit pupils.



“Morning Naruto-kun I hope you got enough sleep last night for your test today.” asked the thoughtful girl as she stared into her lovers eyes with a smile.



“I got ‘enough‘.” said Naruto in a seductive tone as he stared back into her large beautiful brown eyes, while moving in for a morning kiss.



As he moved in Ayame closed her eyes and awaited the pleasure she’d receive from a simple kiss, and she was not disappointed. They kissed for several second before Ayame felt a tongue gently poke at her lips as if begging for entrance, an entrance she was more than happy to oblige. Moaning into the kiss Ayame felt something firm poke at her stomach only to pull away, leaving the blonde to move his kisses down her neck to her shoulder. Which caused her eyebrow begin to twitch.



“Oh Naruto-kun?” Ayame asked in a voice that was so sweet that it was obvious to anyone thinking with their right ‘head’ that something was wrong.



“Yes Ayame-chan.” responded the blonde who continued his kissing assault on her neck and shoulder joint.



“What are you planning? Didn’t you get enough in the 7 hours of love making we had earlier?” asked Ayame with her eyebrow still twitching.



“Oh, my dear Ayame-chan the day I’ve had enough of your beauty is the day I die!” quickly retorted Naruto as he punched the air, to punctuate his statement. Which caused Ayame to blink then blush crimson as she gave into the pleasure that was Naruto’s lips.



Naruto made his way down Ayame’s neck with butterfly kisses, to her shoulder, then slowly down to her left breast. Slowly twirling his tongue around the bright pick bud. causing Ayame to moan in ecstasy. While arching her back trying to get him to take her nipple in his mouth, which he happily accepted while moving his right arm under her to hold her in that position. Naruto suckled at her left nipple for several minutes while fondling her right breast, till he slowly laid her back down.



Once she was flat down on the bed Naruto slid his tongue down her flat stomach dipping into her belly button, causing her to giggle a bit. Her giggle turned into a moan as his tongue went further south kissing the insides of her thighs gently, till he reached his prize which he blew lightly on causing her to shiver in pleasure.



“Ohhhhhhhhhhh…….Naruto-kun don’t tease me.” Ayame whined with an irresistible pout on her face, that made Naruto lose it and dig in. He immediately latched onto her clit, and began to suck causing her to cum almost instantly.



“………..NARUTO-KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” was all that made it out before she started to convulse and shake violently as she came in a fury, splashing Naruto’s chest with her love juice. As she was coming down from her high Naruto attacked again plunging his tongue into her hot wet pussy, sending jolts of pleasure through her sending her to the brink of orgasm again. Though this time, every time she got close Naruto would pull back to prevent her from cumming. While he was busy working with his tongue to bring her to the edge yet again he started to fondle her left breast, and tweak her nipple causing her to close in on her orgasm yet again, but this time he let her finish. Not without a bang though as he plunged two fingers deep inside her while sucking hard on her clit.



“OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK…………….NARUTOOOOOOOO-KUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Ayame screamed as she came so hard she almost passed out, thoroughly soaking Naruto. If he minded he certainly didn’t show it while he licked his fingers clean. As they basked in the after glow of Ayame’s latest orgasm, they barely heard the door creak open.



“Ayame it’s time to head to wor-” was all old man Teuchi managed to get out before he noticed the sight of his daughter and some blonde guy in bead together…..naked. “UNHAND MY DAUGHTER YOU HEATHEN!!!” shouted the irate ramen chef as he pulled a frying pan out of thin air and ran towards Naruto releasing enough killing intent to make any shinobi shake.



Ayame looked between her lover who had a deer caught in the headlights look, and her father as he approached quickly frying pan in hand. Thinking quickly she covered herself with a sheet, and pushed Naruto off the bed while shouting “RUN!!!!!” Which was all the young blonde needed to hear as he grabbed his clothes and disappeared in a gust of wind. Which caused the angry ramen chef to turn and face his daughter.



“Ayame you have some explaining to do!” exclaimed the old ramen chef, causing his daughter to gulp in fear.



“H-hai Tou-san.” whispered the frightened young woman.



Training field 7 at 9 A.M.



“Where is that stupid dobe!!! It’s bad enough we had to wait for Kakashi-sensei for two and a half hours, but to have to wait three hours for Naruto-baka!!!” whined the pink haired banshee as she watches her object of obsession does a light work out, and her sensei is in a tree far from the Uchiha reading his Icha Icha book. “Damn it Kakashi-sensei lets just get started, to hell with the dobe!!” stated the banshee.



“As much as I hate to agree with her I do, Naruto-kun has had plenty of time to get here.” sadly said Sasuke before putting his hands over his ears in a futile attempt to block out the banshee’s shriek, of how he loves her and its only a matter of time before he’s hers. Completely missing the fact that the queer Uchiha called him ‘Naruto-kun’, though Kakashi didn’t as he looked wearily at the homosexual Uchiha, and remaining a safe distance away.



“Well I guess he has had ample time, and I could start you guys on the test first bu-” Kakashi started, but was cut off by a gust of wind. Once the wind subsided there stood Naruto in all his glory, with his clothes under his left arm. The only thing hiding his manhood was his right hand held his bucket hat over his crotch, much to the relief of two members of his team and dismay of one homosexual Uchiha. The latter was currently unconscious from blood loss, and was also sporting a tiny bulge in his shorts. Said bulge caused a certain banshee to nearly deafen all those within several miles, from a cry of ‘delight’ at how well endowed her precious Uchiha was. Which caused her two conscious teammates to sweat drop and think one thing ‘Well endowed my ass’, while they shook their heads of the thought’s of the gay Uchiha’s ‘junk’ with a cringe.



“……..so…rry……for…..being…late…long…..night…and a…..early….morning…of….’fun’.” Naruto panted out as he was quickly getting dressed. “Man her dad was freaking out when he caught us in bed hahaha.” laughed Naruto as he thought back to Teuchi waving that frying pan in the air.



“ ;sniff I’m ;sniff so ;sniff proud of you Naruto!!” cried Kakashi at his favorite student, before straightening up and beginning the test. “Ok you guys have till noon to get these” he held up two bells, “from me, the one who fails is tied to a post and goes back to the academy. Also come at me with the intent to kill, ok……Hajime.” started Kakashi as Sasuke and Sakura leapt off, while Naruto walked over to a tree while unsealing and opening a bottle of sake. “You’re a strange one aren’t you?”



“Kakashi-san this test is pointless if one knows the purpose going in” Naruto said before continuing while ignoring Kakashi’s look of surprise, “which I know so going up against you would not only hinder the development of my teammates who need to learn the lesson on there own but…” Naruto trailed off.



“But what?” questioned a now curious and impressed Kakashi. ‘He knows the secret of the test, as well as understands that since he knows it that he would be hindering the growth of his teammates by sharing it.’ thought Kakashi.



Taking one more large gulp of sake before continuing Naruto replied “….but it would also only serve to embarrass you in front of your pupils, since I wouldn’t have to lay a finger on you in order to dumbfound you, make you faint, and take the bells.” calmly and confidently stated Naruto as he took another drink of sake.



“Really now a gennin could do that to me? Well I’d truly like to see you try.” calmly stated Kakashi though he was slightly pissed that Naruto had unnerved him while speaking of what he would do should he attack with the utmost confidence.



“You asked for it Kakashi-san….you asked for it.” Naruto said firmly while looking up at Kakashi. “Oh so where do I begin? Hmmmmmm I could start by telling you my full name I guess, that being Namikaze Uzumaki Naruto.” causing Kakashi to gape in realization of who the boys parents were, though Naruto was not done yet. “I was trained from the age of three by Ero-sennin, also known as Jiraiya of the Sannin.” causing Kakashi to gape even more if it’s even possible. “Wait there’s one more thing, you are an avid reader of the Icha Icha books am I correct?” Naruto asked receiving a nod from the one eyed Jounin, “Hmmm you know how there has been the same male lead for the past three and a half years?” queried Naruto only to receive yet another nod in the affirmative “What does this guy look like?” Naruto asked as he continued to drink his sake.



Kakashi thought about it and then pulled out a copy of his current Icha Icha book. He then proceeded to open the book and look for a sketch of the male lead only to gape, and look back and forth between Naruto and the page. “….it…looks…like you…without the…the…whisker marks……NO WAY!!!!” was all Kakashi got out before having a massive nosebleed and passing out, the blood actually filled his mask till it overflowed.



“Haha I told you Kakashi-san.” muttered Naruto as he snapped his fingers and the bells were cut from Kakashi’s belt, and then shot off into seemingly random directions for several seconds before a scream and a grunt were heard. Moments later a fuming Uchiha and shrieking banshee came out of their hiding spots.



“Naruto-baka how dare you show up my Sasuke-kun don’t you have any respect for your superiors!!!” shrieked aforementioned banshee.



‘How does this dobe street trash have more power than me!! I must have his power…to kill him!!’ thought a certain homosexual emo Uchiha as he approached Naruto, who was still sitting by his tree guzzling sake.



“How the hell did you do that dobe?” questioned Sasuke in the best tough guy voice he could manage with a blush, since he was staring at Naruto. Which sounded like a prepubescent gay boy…….his normal voice pretty much.



“Hmm, you say something Sasgay?” asked Naruto earning a shriek of indignation from the pink haired wench, over her ‘Sasuke-kun’s’ new nickname.



“I said how did you do that dobe?” reiterated Sasgay growing irritated at the blonde ‘Adonis’ dodging his questions, while pointing at Kakashi‘s unconscious twitching body.



“Oh, that I just told him that the male lead in his perverted books for the past three and a half years were directly based off of me.” stated Naruto in a bored tone as he finished yet another bottle of sake. Not noticing the Uchiha make a mental note to buy the past three years worth of the Icha Icha series, and insert himself in the girls places. Or the look of righteous fury forming in his pink haired teammates eyes.



“Hmmm time to wake up Kakashi-san.” muttered Naruto as he stood up dusted himself off and walked over to his sensei and nudged him with his foot, in an attempt to wake him up only to fail. “Hmmmm I got it! Hey Kakashi-san Sasgay is checking out your crotch and licking his lips, als-” Naruto was interrupted by a girlie squeal and Kakashi jumping 20 feet in the air, as he reached the peak of his jump his right hand seemed to be engulfed in electricity. The sounds of a thousand birds chirping was all they heard till….



“NO HOMO BAD HOMO STAY AWAY!!!! RAIKIRI!!!!!!!” Kakashi shouted before plummeting towards the earth hitting the ground causing a twenty foot crater, as he stood there in the center Raikiri still activated looking panicked with tears streaming out his visible eye.



“It’s ok Kakashi-san, I won’t let the bad gay boy near you,” said Naruto as he snapped his fingers while he whispered “Fuuton: Bushin no Jutsu” and a miniature tornado appeared quickly taking the shape of Naruto and walked towards Kakashi. When Kakashi eyed the bushin and raised his Raikiri towards it, the bushin whispered “Henge no jutsu” transforming into Tsunade in a bikini to calm the raging Kakashi down. “Now now Kakashi-kun it’s gonna be alright, shhhhhhhhhh no more crying I’m here the evil homo won’t touch you now.” whispered ‘Tsunade’ as it tried to calm him down, and it worked like a charm as the bushin lulled Kakashi to sleep in its arms. “Wow he’s deathly afraid of gay dudes.” commented the astonished blonde.



“Then why’s he afraid of my Sasuke-kun” Sakura said showing how stupid she is yet again, causing both Naruto and Sasuke to sweat drop at her stupidity.



“Wow, just wow………I guess I’ll take Kakashi-san to see the Hokage since I still need to get my own place.” Naruto muttered as he and his clone disappeared in two gusts of wind. Leaving his teammates alone.



“Sasuke-kun do you want to go out tonight?” asked a hopeful Sakura as she stalked Sasuke out of the training grounds.



“No, you silly girl I don’t want to date you!!! Jeez take a hint will you.” answered an irritated Uchiha, as he was already pissed at how strong Naruto was. ‘Damn that dobe!! He doesn’t need power like I do, his power should be mine as should he!!’ thought the Uchiha with a perverted blush, as he walked off to purchase a bunch of Icha Icha books.



Hokage tower during Jounin meeting



“So, we’re all waiting for Kakashi-kun to show right?” questioned the old Hokage as he received nods from the assorted Jounin. When suddenly there were two gusts of wind the first one was….Tsunade in a bikini causing many men in the room to faint from nosebleeds even the Hokage.



“Oops guess I forgot about the henge.” apologized the blonde as he dispelled the bushin after it laid Kakashi on a sofa off to the side. Naruto then saw his Kurenai-hime was among the female Jounin, and the only attractive one at that. So naturally he waved and waited respectfully for the Hokage to regain consciousness…..yeah right!! Naruto saw Kurenai bolted for her, and became locked in a fierce tongue battle, that resulted in Kakashi being rudely tossed to the floor. As Naruto sat down with Kurenai straddling his lap, as they continued their make out session for another minute before coming up for air.



“Hello…Kurenai-hime….it’s been to long.” greeted Naruto as he panted and started to kiss and lick at the nape of Kurenai’s neck, causing her to moan. Which also caused half the rooms men who woke up, to pass back out again.



“That it has…Naruto-kun…ohhhh….that it has.” panted and moaned Kurenai in response.



“Enough you two!!” firmly stated the aged Hokage in a tone that left no room for argument, that is if he didn’t have Kleenex shoved up his nostrils. “Ok, now Naruto can you explain why you had a bushin henge into Tsunade-hime? Also why Kakashi-kun was asleep and apparently suffering from mild chakra exhaustion?” questioned the old man.



“Well in the bell test I told him about my heritage, as well as my ‘appearances’ in the Icha Icha novels.” answered Naruto while attempting to calm Kurenai, who at the mention of the perverted book got all riled up in a feminine rage. “Now now Kurenai-hime it wasn’t by choice, my adopted Uncle Jiraiya the author of said perverted books, spied on me against my will every time and then wrote about it.” quickly stated Naruto, when to his relief Kurenai calmed down a bit. So Naruto went on “Then in order to wake Kakashi -san up from his nosebleed, I may have said that Sasgay was staring at his crotch while licking his lips” Naruto said causing Sarutobi who was the only conscious male to shudder before Naruto continued “and that resulted in Kakashi-san to leap into the air activating his Raikiri and plunging it into to ground creating a crater while waving his Raikiri at me as I approached. So I made a fuuton bushin to henge into Tsunade in a bikini to calm him, and it worked.” concluded Naruto who was sitting on the couch with Kurenai snuggling into his shoulder, as he had his arms wrapped around her waist.



“That is EXTREMELY understandable, though I must ask you did you pass?” questioned the aging kage.



“Yeah I took the bells and gave them to my teammates, so we passed.” answered the blonde while tightening his grip on Kurenai who was rubbing his lower regions. “So am I done here?” asked Naruto.



“Yes, but Kurenai isn’t she needs to give a full report of her team when the rest of the male Jounin awaken.” responded the Sandaime. Then with a groan Naruto stood up and vanished in a gust, but not without one last kiss though not as intimate as the ones prior to it. Though it was far more meaningful than the others, when they broke he left with grin as Kurenai had trouble standing.



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Authors note: Ok this chapter sucked and I think it’s really short, but hey it was just some minor inspiration and boredom that led to it being written in the first place, also I feel putting anymore in will either make it far to long for my liking or ruin the chapter for reasons besides grammar. Poll time:



Should Naruto hook up with Tsunami and Knock her up essentially putting her in the harem or them just sleep together and no baby. Keep in mind the baby wouldn’t be made known till after Tsunade became Hokage.



Editors note: Yet again my bud is being lazy so I’m editing this one and again if the grammar or other shit sucks tell me and I’ll force him to do it and upload it again when it’s done.